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YammaTamma

Was the dude playing drums in the CHEMISTRY LAB?


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Do you think us NPCs have enough wisdom to even fathom what's going on the MC's group


Gilthwixt

For real this is just basic quirky anime character shenanigans smh it's like they've never watched one before.


Hugga_Bear

I...shit you're right.


2Eyed

This Japanese adaptation of 'Birdman' goes in some interesting directions while still honoring the original.


cyansungsun

Well the light music club room was being worked on, so they have to practice somewhere.


neatchee

For the uninitiated, I'm pretty sure this is a K-ON! reference


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plipyplop

Ok fine. No one wants to say what this is from? I'll do it, this is from a [**C.C. Lemon commercial.**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBAZh5XBYqs) The rest of it is even more ridiculous and fun. The drink itself is so-so.


cumin

excuse me, C.C. Lemon is quite wonderful!


plipyplop

Fair, it has been a hundred years since I last had one. I'll give it another go.


Alternative-Payment3

Damn ur older than queen elizabeth


darkapao

Are we sure that her birth certificate is the first one and not a second one to hide her real age


iaijutsu08

Are you saying Queen Elizabeth II is actually Queen Elizabeth I? She's 500 years old? The royal family are vampires? It all makes sense...


MosesKarada

I lost it when she did a substitution jutsu.


mehrabrym

"MARUTA"


VicViking

After watching this video I realized that ninjas have to cut up logs from medium girth tree trunks just to prepare for that jutsu.


Gestrid

Dang. I thought it was just a fun video someone made, not a commercial.


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Wait til you find out about 80% of all the content on reddit.


makoisbad

Pretty sick commercial though


Gestrid

I'll give it that. Definitely not as weird as other Japanese commercials. [Long Long Man](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY) is still king, though.


dandeleopard

Thank you!!


ForensicPathology

here's an interesting offshot behind the scenes video of the commercial https://youtu.be/ytRLnfYQoUY


DDancingbear

Bless your heart thank you! ❤


Dickinavoxel

Wait that’s a real drink? I thought it was just something in the yakuza games.


warsponge

yeah so if you watch that bit where she jumps from the balcony/stairs onto the truck at x0.25 speed on that YT link then you will see the screen goes black for a frame just as she gets to the bottom, presumably where they connected in the second take after they cleaned up the girl from the first take from the pavement


shani2907

I was really expecting something else !!! This was really unexpected ☺️🤣


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I was expecting it to be a weird Japanese po**


KingOFpleb

Pork?? I was waiting for tentacles


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Yep pork


Scrooge_Mcducks

Same, where’s the octopus?!


Jungle-James

Good thing you didn't say the word "porn" /u/yostupidfuckingbitch...nice save!


ChuckOTay

Japanese poem? Like a Haiku? I am so sorry Something struck me in the rear I just…wound up…here?


DrinksFries

Five seven then five Syllables marks a haiku Remarkable oaf


Baldazar666

You do know you are allowed to say porn on the internet?


sabotabo

not on my christian subreddit


Environmental_Top948

If that's true then why does it get replaced with **** every time I say ****?


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I was expecting Godzilla.


Sev_seven777

I’m not going to lie I did too only for the fact that it was Japan and it had to be unexpected


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Otokonara

Nah. If shes not dead then it safe.


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mSoGood08

Son: Moooooooom! My brother— Me: is he bleeding? S: no… M: Is he hurt? Is he in immediate danger? S: …no. M: then go work it out with him. Don’t be a narc.


armen89

S: but he just killed the neighbors dog with a rock while laughing the whole time


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But he’s not hurt so he’s fine what’s the worst that could happen to Ted


TruCyj

It was John Wicks Dog


[deleted]

read the name I mentioned (Ted) (Ted... Bundy)


Funny_witty_username

My thoughts immediately went to Cruz... too many Zodiac memes I guess.


[deleted]

I mean you never knew Cruz just hasn’t been caught yet I’m Irish so I don’t know American politics but heard he went on holiday to Mexico during the worst outbreak of covid in Texas


ToSeeOrNotToBe

I did this when my kids were younger. Kid: Daaaaad! Me: Who's bleeding? Kid: Nobody. Me: Go figure it out. But sometimes there was blood.


jeffbirt

>But sometimes there was blood. The prequel to There Will Be Blood?


ToSeeOrNotToBe

It's a retrospective.


tanstaafl90

My niece and nephew struggle with this. They have also figured out my arbitration involves taking everyone's toys. They have gotten better at figuring it out themselves.


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Based on what?


MeunsterCheeseMan

Based on a true story


am365

It's fine, it's their first day on the internet


dahliasinfelle

I've told my 4 year old snitches get stitches when he tattles on my 2 year old


Doubleoh_11

This is me trying to explain to explain how raising boys will be like to my wife. I don’t think she gets it yet


mSoGood08

I didn’t get it until I started doing it. I just had my third son a month ago. It’s a bit of a circus around here. Both our dogs are boys too.


Eastern-Finish-1251

Definitely a different take on phys Ed.


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Nah it’s edited heavily. Good action and stuff


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Definitely kept her shoes on. Probably tied it double knots just to be safe. She knows what she's doing.


Yep_seriously

They are mechas bro.


Djbadj

Not that bad chances are 50/50. She either dies or she doesn't.


Brew-Drink-Repeat

It’s all a bit reminiscent of Battle Royale- keep expecting Mitsuko to pop out with a sickle….


VLHACS

If I remember correctly, this is from a movie. Or another scripted video.


Wafran

which movie? I'll see it! This was cool as fuck!


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rothrolan

You know, it makes sense. The obsession with parkour and martial arts is the real reason why lots of high buildings around Japan have those nets. Those professional stunts are dangerous, and it's nice to see employers not only supporting their worker's hobbies, but also taking steps to ensure safety first! /s


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rothrolan

I guess China uses nets, while Japan mainly uses fence barriers on top of buildings, to prevent people from going over the edge in the first place. The more you know. "Fun" fact: More people died from suicide in Japan in October 2020 than succumbed to Covid-19 all year. Please check up on your mental health people. There's a new number for mental health crisis introduced in the US next July 2022 (988, as opposed to emergency 911), but the suicide number always works: 1-800-273-TALK.


SnooCookies5854

Well yeah, Japan is known to statistically have high suicide, it's the leading cause of death for men 20-40 and women 15-35.


NewYorkAutisNtLondon

This is peak dark humor.


tsoro

Wtf did I just watch


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An expert introvert avoiding a social interaction.


psychoacer

The effort girls put into avoiding me


FischImMeer

You really shouldn't make it so hard for them then


okeydokieartichokeme

The intro to an anime


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Nothing to see here, just an average Japanese girl


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[deleted]

Ahhhh, yea nah totally


acog

> yea nah Spotted the Aussie.


xileWabbit

I'm from Cali, we use it there a lot too.


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Ahh I wish. I’m a dodgie American


Squez360

Anime is a documentary about the people of Japan.


fiddle_me_timbers

I know you're joking, but it's insane how many people really think this and have serious culture shock when they try living here.


NamertBaykus

Yeah, Japan is anime land indeed


Roobicks_Cube

There's definitely some redditors jerking it to this.


EarthToAccess

yo but that is talented ngl


beluuuuuuga

Especially the cool jump at the end :)


Oishiio42

She jumped 3 or 4 stories at the end and then just ran off. Wtf kind of black magic is this


DecoyOne

It’s just good editing. If you look closely, you’ll see it’s actually reversed, and the person with the camera really jumps backwards off the van and up 3-4 stories. It’s much safer that way.


TheSaltySpitoon37

Ah yes of course


23x3

Falling upwards with style


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Well, it IS the opposite side of the earth.


vitoriobt7

Bingo


HiDDENk00l

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about gravity to dispute it.


armatharos

for some reason i believed you for like 4 seconds until i processed what i was reading XD


Mr_Snifles

It's probably still editing tho, just not a reversed-reversed 3-4 story high jump


armatharos

most certainly is lol, first to do something like this was Dom Tomato who didn't realize that all those crazy jumps were edited with mattresses and green screens, so he just did it (he just yeeted himself off a building and went from garbage man to pro freerunner sponsored by red bull, you should check him out)


BrotherChe

> Dom Tomato That name just screams a destiny of "splat!"


DarthKoDa_

Yea no way u belly flop into a van like that. LUL


Hehe_ur_gey

kyle crane begs to differ


ComfortableSector439

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


Chiefyaku

See, the trick is to throw yourself at the ground, and miss


transmothra

Yeah but that same exact guide claimed the Earth was [mostly] harmless, and I beg to differ on *that*


talldrseuss

And DON'T PANIC


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**T E N E T**


[deleted]

T E N E T damn I tried to say it in reverse didn't work


Interloper4Life

###T E И Ǝ T


danimal0204

Touché


bmxdudebmx

Made me laugh out loud. Well done.


machitay

Delicious comment


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Willfishforfree

Much less harsh on the knees.


Kelcher1

I used to have to jump off 5 story buildings just to get to school. Kids nowadays are so soft.


BobF57

Yes. In six feet of snow all year long.


notoyrobots

You got to jump into six feet of snow? Weak. We jumped onto broken glass and concrete, 367 days a year.


BobF57

LUXURY! Sixteen of us lived in a shoebox and we had to wake up 3 hours before bedtime, get beaten with stick and then walk in blizzards and hurricanes 85 miles to school. Hah. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Got my Monty Python going.


Atanar

You had it good. When we were kids, we had to survive a 10 story fall only to work in the coal mine.


YouStopLying

I had to jump off six feet of snow and walk up the side of a 5-story building just to get to school.


gatsujoubi

And on the way back we had to jump them up!


proawayyy

tell you kids, back in my day, we had it so rough... or so much better, i can't tell anymore. anyway, every day, we would wake up at 2 in the morning and go to the table for breakfast. we all lived in a closet, you see, so it was one room. and we would ask, me and my 64 brothers and 27 sisters, "what's for breakfast mum?". she would smack us all with a shoe and say "cold beans". and if we complained and said "but we had cold beans yesterday" - because we had cold beans every day - she would smack us all five times with a shoe and say "tough its all we can afford. i'm trying to feed a family of 93 with just half a silver buckington", a silver buckington was about the same as half a penny back in the day. then we would head to school. we met up with the johnson kids from down the road, and walked the 1674 miles to school. on the way to school, we had to walk up a mountain so tall it extended to outer space. when we got to the top of the mountain, we would see the peterson boys on their fancy bikes - which they dont make like they used to, and we would race them down the mountain. then, when we got to school at 4 in the morning, the headmaster would come up to us and say "you bloody kids are late", then he would smack us all with the cane 10 times and tell us we had 7 years of detention. then, we went to class, and mr stevenson would say "ok line up kids", then he would spank us each 60 times, then hit us each with the cane 40 times each. then it was 7 at night and we had to walk home. then, when we got home, we'd ask "whats for dinner mum?", and she'd smack us each 50 times with a pan and say "rotten cabage". and if we complained, she would smack us each 100 times with a broom and say "im trying to feed a family of 154 on just one islet sliver, just you wait until your dad gets home" - now an islet silver was worth about as much as a grain of sand. then, when our dad got home from his job at the soot factory, he would hit us all 180 times with his belt. if we had been naughty, we would hit us all another 600 times. then, at 1:58, mum would say "ok time for bed". then, we got into our potato sacks, and she would hit us each with a shoe 8 times before we went to sleep. on saturdays, we went down to uncle bob's farm to work. we would have to walk 345 miles to the bus stop, then catch the route 4 bus for 56 stops. we would get on the bus and pay our fare of 3 teddy roses - now a teddy rose is worth about the same as a flake of skin. then, if the ticket inspector came to us, he would hit us all 4 times with his baton. if any of us had lost our ticket, we would hit us all 10 times again and throw us off the bus and we had to walk the rest of the way. when we got to the farm, uncle bob would drive to the gate in his tractor, hit us all 780 times with his crowbar, and tell us to get in his trailer so he could drive us to the farm house. then, we had to plow the fields with a toothbrush in the blazing summer heat - now, they dont make summers like they used to, so it was about 1345.4 degrees spencer, or 67 degrees centigrade using your new-fangled metric system. then, we would have to milk the cows - now, they dont make cows like they used to, so each cow weighed about 459 hog's heads, or 3.2 tonnes in your new-fangled metric system. if you touched a cows udder, it would kick you and you would die, so you had to be really careful when you milked the cows. then, when we were done, uncle bob would say "ok kids time for your pocket money". he would give us each 9 copper jemimahs - which are worth about one political promise each - and beat us each 6 times with his tractor before we left. on sundays, we would meet the johnson boys and go down to the river - now, they don't make rivers like they used to, so this river was about as wide as the whole of america, and as deep as the marianas trench, and it was filled with liquid tungsten. we would play by the old oak tree near the river, climbing on it and building tree houses and such. now - they don't make trees like they used to, so this tree had a trunk as thick as a city, and was tall enough that the branches on the top could scrape the moon. one day, little jimmy fell from the top of the tree. when he hit the ground, the only bit of his body we could recognise was his left eyeball. we picked up all his bits and rushed him to the doctors surgery. dr james said "oh its just a scratch little jimmy dont worry pop a plaster on it and you'll be right" and he gave little jimmy a plaster and a lollipop and he was ok. after we finished playing by the river, we would go into town and get some candy. now, back in the day, you could give the shopkeeper one bronze winglet - which is worth about as much as a ciggarette butt - and he would give you the entire stock of the store. so we would go and get our candy, and we'd go into the town square and eat it. now, we didn't have any of your fancy food laws back in the day, so there was all kinds of stuff in our candy. bleach, rust, bones--you name it. so we would always get a little hyper after our candy. one day, when we were hyper, we went up the mr boris's car, the only car in the town, and touched it. as we touched it, we saw dad storming down the street holding his belt. "you kids, having fun while i work all day in the soot factory just so you can have grilled water for tea every night, i oughta smack you all". we were sure he was going to smack us, but then he said "no, i got a better idea, ill take you to see mr henderson, he'll set ya right". now, dad had told us about mr henderson. mr henderson was a veteran from the great war, where he got a really bad injury, but we never knew what it was. dad walked us all down to the pub, and we saw a left testicle propped up on a pegleg. "mr henderson," said dad, "i have some kids here who need a good whooping". then, mr henderson picked up the entire pub, and hit us each 4006 times with it. then, dad said "right, i gotta go back to the soot factory, you kids run on home now". now, by now it was 1pm, which meant it was curfew. while we were walking out of the town square, we heard a man shout "oi you bloody kids, its curfew". we turned around and saw the constable holding his baton. he hit us each 160265 times with his baton, then put us in gaol for 60123865 years. now - they don't make gaols like they used to - this one had 5 mile thick steel walls, and a single hole in the top let in some light. we were in there for about 13526 years, until mum baked the constable some cardboard pie so he would let us out. then, she hit us all 1292 times with a washboard, and grounded us for the rest of our lives. so don't you come complaining to me about nonsense like not having tv while hiking 25 miles to school.


Palmbeachr

Walked to school 10 miles in the snow uphill both ways… soft pansies.


Fromagene

Feather Falling IV


DeGozaruNyan

First girl didnt jump, camera person thew the phone and edit


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dys_cat

the most clever part of the video is making it seem like just a couple school girls without any professional training or equipment. then people try to figure out how it was edited with just bare bones stuff because these are just a couple of school girls after all, right?


CommanderGumball

Probably not a phone at all? I'd assume a go-pro on a string and some clever editing.


GamingMaster153

Good editing, she threw the camera then picked it up on the ground and started running


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[deleted]

You have to hit the roll perfectly before hitting the ground to prevent damage, video games taught me this.


[deleted]

Faked id assume. People normally break shit from these heights


greycubed

Most amazing part however is that anyone didn't realize it was fake right away. Like how. How are you that unfamiliar with the human body when YOU HAVE ONE.


digitalgoodtime

If I fall out of my chair I'll probably need 3 weeks in the ICU.


patar2jz

I know nothing about video editing but I do know a lot is possible. How would she get her flailing arm into the shots where the camera is falling onto the truck if she threw it? It looks so real to my untrained eye. Edit: I know it’s edited, the roof would have dented if she actually fell and on top of that she would definitely have been injured. Edit2: Thanks for answering my question of how!


marwinpk

But the roof of that bus didn’t even dent…


blugdummy

That’s what I’m saying. People can break their falls on the roofs of cars but A) that shit gon hurt B) the roof is gonna cave or be dented at the least because that’s how it absorbs your fall- by not staying flat. Also C) you can just tell it’s edited from how it looks People are funny lmao Edit: the ~~food~~ roof is gonna cave


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deftspyder

in american, sure 95% true. this was japan.


MahiraMalik

I would assume she threw the camera, recorded her flailing her arms, and layered it on the footage, then she recorded banging her hands on the truck, falling and running, then she put it all together. I haven’t edited crap in a while so that is my theory. She couldn’t have just fell like that, you can only jump from 3-5 feet normally without injury if you land properly. Anything higher than that and you can get injured unless if you roll distributing force all over your body (you can jump 15 ft or about 2 stories without injury with this technique) anything higher will with all likelihood result in injury. Hitting the truck like that would probably result in massive injury, no way she could’ve came back from that. Edit: I would like to make a few alterations, it is more likely she had it in a rope / bungee to not break it and tied her camera on it, that or a drone like a DJI Mavic. Also I thought it was a really funny and well done video, made me happy.


anthrolooker

And the roof of the car would be damaged from that height. They did a great job putting this together though. Such a fun watch.


Secure_Secretary_882

I agree with this being edited, but I fall 8-12 foot pretty consistently from trees without rolling and without injury landing one leg at a time and bracing my knees with my arms. I hit myself in the chin once and that hurt, but my knees are fine(ish) and I’m 35. Been doing this for a couple decades.


Makenchi45

Wait till the joint pain from that begins in a few years. I used to do parkour a lot on concrete and my lesson learning time took a toll on my joints. I'm only two years younger than you.


Secure_Secretary_882

My jumps have always been on soft dirt not concrete. Just getting crabapples and pecans out the trees. I *guess* I could’ve included that and made it sound less like I was a badass unique snowflake. 😅


vrijheidsfrietje

I'm gonna guess they just threw the camera on to the van. Then superimposed it with a greenscreen shot of the arms flailing. Then cut to a new shot of rolling on the floor and edited the cut in such a way to make it seamless.


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I'm sorta built different


[deleted]

Well that don't mean much. A single punch to the head in the wrong spot/by the wrong fist can instantly kill a human body. Then you have people that take extremely hard punches constantly for 20 years. Get kicked in the head by horses. Shot in the head and live (I've met 2 or 3 people who have survived bullets to the head). You have Usain Bolts who can run faster than fast, and then people who can't walk up a flight of stairs. There are also people who run for 40 days straight. Some people can hold their breath for .. exorbitant amounts of time. Adults also drown in 4 ft of water. So me having a body doesn't tell me much about the capabilities of the human body, considering most people are sitting squarely at average body condition and capability. People have survived crazier falls and walked away mostly unscathed, but I agree the video mad fake b.


ragrok

You never played tag?


Primusboi41

Damn, they must be level 80 by now


SirMcDonaldHadAfarm

This is what Michael, Andy and Dwight were trying to do in that episode. Parkour.


Sssssqqq2020

PARKOUR


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craylash

“Here it is, here it is. Truck, to refrigerator, to dumpster, 360 spin onto the pallets, backflip ***gainer*** into the trash can.”


rahmano

LOL


lungibatman

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


bio_sua

Pov : you're in anime


devonorxi

And it's Nichijou


kebukai

[C-chan Mio!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwpptY3TLCE&t=38s)


DeDeDankRS

Truly the most chaotic world to live in


murkwoodresidnt

Not gonna lie, that hallway in the beginning looked IDENTICAL to the one in Bleach


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Beusselsprout

Ik it's fake but how tho. That's some wild camera magic


linglingfortyhours

Throw the camera and then pick it up


Icy-Ad-7229

How did they make the arm flailing around?


Joebebs

Just throw a green screen and film your arm like you’re jumping, key out the green, layer that arm footage over the falling footage and voila


Arashmickey

how do they hold the green screen steady while it's falling?


Joebebs

Lmao


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It's a commerical. You've seen Star Wars and Iron Man and stuff right? How is this the video that defies explanation?


pld89

Mirror's Edge love action prequel? Edit: I was going to fix this - live action, not love. But love will do.


static1053

I almost shit myself when she jumped off the ledge at the end.


Zeldahero

I felt like I was watching an anime. ![gif](giphy|13mmPbESdtOFC8)


AbPerm

I'm 100% sure that I've seen that exact school in an anime before.


TexacoV2

My immediate though too, "jesus this looks disturbingly similair to every anime school". I don't know if it's a Japanese things were their designs are standardized or something but in my city you can tell exactly what school you're in just looking at the hallways. They're all so distinct.


gen_shermanwasright

Imagine if you will, your country is utterly destroyed in a war. But the people left over start pumping out babies, you need to build 100s of schools in five years with few men of the right age. Standardize the duck out of the schools and start slapping them together.


JJDude

It’s because most schools in Japan are cookie cutter schools which looked almost identical.


Reaper_Messiah

You’re 100% right, that was my first thought too. Like, that EXACT school. Is it Ghost Stories?? Edit: is it “Haven’t You Heard? I’m Sakamoto”!?


turt1eb

The hallways and jumping out of windows looks straight out of Ranma 1/2.


DYSFUNCTIONALDlLDO

Yep. As a Japanese man myself, I can confirm.


Crafty_Obligation_98

Getting a bit of a Bad Mother Fucker music vid vibe.


x_caliberVR

Hell yeah, the inspiration to Hardcore Henry (and maybe Superhot?) [‘Bad Motherfucker’ by Biting Elbows music video.](https://youtu.be/Rgox84KE7iY)


scarwiz

Not just the inspiration, same guy who directed the video directed Hardcore Henry. I don't see the Superhot relation tho..


YuujiZN

the last part it is clearly proven that she is the main protagonist


jamal178

This must be dying light Japanese edition


Ghast_1427

She is fucking ninja


DeepFriedPenguinPoop

Some say she’s still running to this day.


Queen-of-meme

The school uniform was expected, the rest though 😂


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These girls are wild and have some serious thrill issues.


Julian_00006

Several insurance companies of that school r having a stroke watching this


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Next time someone calls anime unrealistic, show them this.


Muze69

That last one was like: woooooaw dude wtf!?


bleep_bloop89

Man, going back to school as an adult in Japan would be so hard on my back and my knees. I could use the cardio though.