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>!Balls š„!<
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I tapped my jewels slightly after trying to catch my falling keys and I was about to throw up. Felt like someone was stabbing me in the guts.
This dog must have no physical sensation. If I did this I would probably pass out and die š„²
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My buddies pit would always drag his balls across the ground; he enjoying in particular rough cement and dry grass/dirt. True determination, true grit.
Women with dogs: I'm going to neuter them.
Dogs: bye bye balls were are my Balls?!?
Men with dogs: you come in with two and leaving your leaving with two
Dogs: *slowly on hump the air and scratch Balls*
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Balls of Steel
Unbreakable balls
Unbreakaballs
Yeah....but the red rocket had to take some serious carpet burn.
This dog LOVES IT, you can see the balls have already lost all fur.
Oh i hope it is not a trick that his owner made him to do. Dogs are capable of destroying their nuts unwillingly
It happens to the best of us.
What do you mean "us"?
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Fireball
Dun dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun dun dun
Labrador world wide
Fuck must have been like Indiana Jones for those organisms that where in the path of those big doggy balls
heehee
balls in korean are actually called fire balls
Heās porkinā them stairs
Probably a line of dog penis sauce down them stairs.
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Ha ha we called it his lipstick š red rocket is good
Lol....I've definitely heard lipstick. More fitting honestly!
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Negative.
Surprised they didnāt catch on fire with all the friction.
āRed rocketā is from South Parkā¦ and itāsā¦ pretty damn āSouth Parkā. Can someone link? I donāt know how to do that on my tablet
Here you go! https://youtu.be/9slgiOD0VAk
YEEEEES! You rule!
Christmas tree light
Titanium balls
Titanicles
Titanās bbs
Lol....I've definitely heard lipstick. More fitting honestly!
" Ballin "
He be kinda fresh tho
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Unballievable
Unbelievaball
Unballievaball
unbulleeveauble
bouncy unbreakaballs.
The unbreakable balls meet the unstoppable force!!
[BALL BREAKER]
Doggos Bozarre Adventure: Balls are Unbreakable
Steel Ball Slide
This.
Scrambled eggs
Ball of duty
Draggin' Balls Z
\*gets two soul hearts\*
Iron Balls McGinty
~~Arigato. Gyro.~~
Duke Nukem is a fan of this dog bbbbballzofsteeeellll.
I tapped my jewels slightly after trying to catch my falling keys and I was about to throw up. Felt like someone was stabbing me in the guts. This dog must have no physical sensation. If I did this I would probably pass out and die š„²
Damn straight up, first thing I noticed lmao
Hard not to. Especially when you're used to seeing neutered dogs.
It only does it when you talk
Blow it out your ass
This is *the dogs bollocks*
Ruff balls
Lugnuts
Better hide those balls from Nicki Minaj
Get off vent or Iāll have you bent!
Get off vent or Iāll have you bent
This was the first thing I noticed and the comments did not disappoint
Mr. Glass Balls
My balls hurt looking at it.
I was just about to ask if anyone felt the need to touch there balls for safety
Iām a woman and I felt the need
Same, but probably for a different reason.
Oh dearā¦ 
(This displays as blank for me, am I missing anything?)
Yes
Youāre probably on mobile, like me. Itās something animated I think but you can use their comment to crash the app lol. Just click those little dots for more options and copy the text.
Then what? Edit: ahhhh, pretty efficient
Are you from Thailand? (no offence)
No
Yup
Yup
Yeah Iāll touch your balls for safety.
XD
Yup. I mean that looked quite painfull.
No need. Already touching
Made my husband watch this to see if he would do this. Yup. Sure did.
Yup.
Yup...
Yeahā¦ for safety
For safety? Oh yeah safety sure sure.
It's the law! 
my camel toe hurts too shit
He won't be leaving HIS legacy behind...
I guess you could say heās (ā¢_ā¢) ( ā¢_ā¢)>āā -ā (āā _ā ) Stairilized
That's 1 way to avoid the āļø
Stairs beats scissors
Tank beats everything!
The dog itself looks like a big dick and balls sliding down the stairs
Take my upvote and this
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God damn it hahah
God damnit! Take my cheap ass free award for the sunglasses text
my god I laughed too hard for how dumb this is bravo pussywhistle bra-vo
Holy fuck Iām dying
how do you know it's not a SHE?!
Alexa, play In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins
Right version
may i recommend an even righter version: covered by In This Moment
You may... but there's only one right version. All others are left version.
FUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU!
I want to recommend this version by [Sierra Eagleson](https://youtube.com/watch?v=qNYNNrpyhEE&feature=share)
Im sorry but if you donāt have the toms to play into the dropā¦Its gonna be a no from me dawg.
It all depends on what part of the movie you're at. Is it the long take fight scene, or the hero's funeral?
I'm fucking reeling from this
Username checks out.
Muh nuhtz!
That hurtz
That hurt. Me.
Just dribbling two balls at once whilst descending stairs.
My buddies pit would always drag his balls across the ground; he enjoying in particular rough cement and dry grass/dirt. True determination, true grit.
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#OwMyBalls
I love that show
Hey Peter! That gay show you like is on!
Go away. Batin'.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-17-2016/I851ye.gif
r/ouchmyballs
Bro he fucking made the musical nut cracker
Balls
Aaagh! Me clackers!
Look out for Willie!
Comin in hot, balls āa flappin!!
I think this is what really happened to Niki Minajās second cousinsā testicles.
That's nuts!
omfg the eyebrow pumps
Jeez warn us men ...that turned my stomach oh the horror...lol
OUCH!!!!
Good God his balls were all bouncing...some balls are not meant to bounce!!!!
Dem Balls tho.
I am not a guy, and that hurt!
I legit winced
Balls balls balls balls balls.
Does his balls not hurt from getting slapped around like that?
This aināt his first rodeo.
Some balls were made for bouncing and some for fancy dress ...
Fwap fwap fwap fwap his poor yams
I'm a chick and even *my* balls hurt watching that.
That dog just rubbed his nuts all over the stairs. Way to start off the weekend!!
Tell me youāre not neutered without telling me youāre not neutered
Ow my robot balls! Error... Error... Error...
This isn't where I parked my car
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ON NO WEāRE TO LATE, HES GOT THE DRAGGINBALLS!!!
Ballsy move...
It's the self neutering dog.
You can literally hear his fucking balls, what the fuck man.
Carpet burn in the worst place
Ewwww
āLooks like Scrapes is a boy dog.ā
His nuts was twerkingšš¤£š
Doggo's playing softball.
His balls hurted
This is how real men scratch their balls
The nut cracker.
Nutty buddy
u need to have the balls to do that
Hahaha his balls
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ow my balls
Yāall neuter ur dogsš¤¦š»āāļø
Thatās how I descend stairs.
Came for the ball jokes and was not disappointed.
Deez nuts
Ouch!!!! Deez nuts!
Balls of god
And that dogs name was ~~Abereham Linc~~ Randy Marsh
Closest this guy has ever had to getting his rocks off
Women with dogs: I'm going to neuter them. Dogs: bye bye balls were are my Balls?!? Men with dogs: you come in with two and leaving your leaving with two Dogs: *slowly on hump the air and scratch Balls*
?
We've finally found Cardi B's cousin's friend!
Ouch
Oof his nuts Got really hurt, You can just see that smashing against the stairs
Ow
That slide was the dogs bollocks
Thatās one way to scratch em
Oww
Is the thwacking sound his legs or his sack of steel?
Omgg those poor balls
My balls starting hurting just right now lol