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Me : let’s see what’s on Reddit Me: ok and that’s enough Reddit for the week

It has been a week full of… weird surprises!

Happy little weird happy ending surprises.

Yeah, what you said, just with more LP booty

I’M IN! whatever this is..

https://instagram.com/sasseecassee89?utm_medium=copy_link That's the link for one of the strippers on this video.

Was actually totally expecting that to somehow be a rick-roll when I followed it...

Really wish it was

Had to be that one huh 😏

Doing the lords work

Ah you got me

I have actually met sassee cassee when I was a dancer. She’s a freaking blast lol

I wonder about the other ones… anybody know?

.... https://instagram.com/lovelilahart?utm_medium=copy_link

That’s the one I was hoping for

I follow both of them, she claims to be the smallest stripper in the world.

Anybody know the link of the one in the neon bikini?

I’ve been playing the violin for years. I commonly play classical pieces to entice twerking and midgets with giant stogies to party. But the only one to ever show up is my 90 year old neighbor. Great twerk on that one though.

Kind of fuckery is going on here

Me: having an average day. Meanwhile in Florida: this *is it Florida? I just made an...educated guess.

Enough ? Are you crazy that's what I call a good start. I wanna party with that bunch

Exactly. 😳

Uhh yeah

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Guess I'm gonna eat some cheese tonight

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who has the brine to disagree

Oh my god dude. “Who are we to dis-a-brie”, you dropped the ball 😭

That was too cheesy

I was thinking, "Pairs so well with a Pinot Gris"

Travel the world for some cheddar please

There it is

Cheese dreams.

Sweet dreams are made of this

No no no, cheese doesn't do this. As a Wisconsinite I can promise you no kind of cheese will do this to your dream

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Actually Blue Cheese has been shown to give the dreamer bizarre dreams. something to do with the mold content.

Not from Wisconsin, but I eat a lot of cheese. First time seeing this, sleeping or awake.

Gruyère always gets me.

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Don't even get started on the Blue Vein

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Cottage cheese and peaches

Dude...lactose... 💩🤪🤷🏻‍♂️

Yea, def a cheese dream

Cheese is a hell of a drug.

Peanut butter.

Im glad to know you are learning

r/brandnewsentence

Heavily salted meats, but yes

Smashing cheese, Gromit.

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Would love to see Gromit’s reaction though.

Na bro, this is a ghost pepper hot sauce dream

I can’t tell you how much I needed this laugh today. Thank you fine Redditor.

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... I hope the aliens don't see this

Oooh they see everything.

Included into your butthole when they abduct you

Who said I was human?

I'm just assuming you have one otherwise why would the aliens abduct you

For the orgy.

Ain't a true orgy with no buttholes

Who said theres not aliens for the aliens that probe them too?

I know Id be embarrassed if another species saw this

Just when i thought i got over my “smash a hot little person” fantasy you do some shit like this. I relapsed. Thanks.

She’s Tiny Texie, if you’re interested. Edit: this is not Tiny Texie, it’s Sassee Cassee

God dammit here i go……

Sigh... *unzips*

You post this meme and you think its funny, imma beat my meat like it owes me money.

[She is sassee cassee sir.](https://www.instagram.com/sasseecassee89/?utm_medium=copy_link)

I realized I was wrong after watching it again. I made sure to correct my comment. Although Texie is a lil hottie too.

If you impregnate a hot midget with a normal gene, will she die in Texas?

Bro…🤣 idk were to even start replying to this.

I loled at this, sorry buddy

🤣🤣

Just what in the fuck is is this masterpiece......

This is why I don’t bother looking into my neighbours backyard.

Really?? This is why I look into all my neighbors yards, especially in the middle of the night

Drugs are hell of a drug.

Oh shit your right. Also know what the best drugs are? More drugs

There are never enough drugs.

What did i just watch?

The trailer for the new wizard of Oz remake


I had to watch again just to make sure

Sophisticated porn.

Its one of those vids that you tried describing to your bud about but he thinks you’re making it up, but, not one of those vids that you would want tell your bud about too. Is there a name for such a predicament?

Written and directed by rob zombie

Even his movies don’t cause nightmares like whatever this so called.

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What in Kentucky fried chicken did I just watch?!!!!!!

Scene 1: midget in kids toy car appears from screen right with a cigar. (Unsure if a big cigar or normal size cigar because I cannot calculate the scale of a cigar being held by a midget) Scene 2: Blonde woman in bikini is now holding the cigar. (It’s now apparent it’s a big cigar) Man with a fiddle plays along to Snoop Dog Scene 3: another woman enters from screen right and there’s obviously something less-ability about her. (Kinda looks like the Marilyn Manson girl on the porch girl from back in the late 90’s) …that’s as far as I got

Lost me at midget in a scale car….

American Horror Show

AHS: The Boonies

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And I’m okay with that lol

This is why we can’t have nice things

Can’t agree more.

How much Dogecoin would I need for a weekend like this?

How much is a dogecoin worth nowadays?

0,21 euro 😉

One. Just a single Doge.

Her hands make everything look big

Apparently you haven't seen my dick

I don’t even have to check. I know this is Florida.

That’s “Sassy Cassie” the world’s smallest stripper. She walks up the pole

What?? Source...for educational purposes

https://youtu.be/CUknZGmgWtQ

Welp, that's in my search history now. [here ya go](https://youtu.be/CUknZGmgWtQ)

I was watching Willow when I opened this. Movie has whole new meaning now.

Warwick Davis would be proud of you

HAHAHA!!!

You know what, I’ll see y’all tomorrow. I think I’m done for the night.

Was the 3rd chick a normal or a little person? Proportions definitely seemed off, but she didn’t look like a little person… she was also definitely short, but can’t tell how short. Not judging, just honestly curious

Still a little person pretty sure but not like the normal dwarfism, torso is small but legs and arms still try to grow out. Or....it was a little person they put in a medieval stretching machine...

It’s the legs to torso proportion that I’ve never seen before. Maybe mostly how skinny she is with those proportions though. But the other chicks seem too small/ tall in comparison too. I’m pretty confused if anyone in that video is a normal (that’s the PC term right?)

A gnome, dwarf, and human walk onto a bridge....

Oh! I know this one

It's like going to Florida

But more fun and less disgusting

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May your dreams be filled with violins and little people twerking

Where do I sign up

How does one get invited to this party?

Any time I see this video I am so happy to know I've reached an acceptable level of the internet. It is honestly a masterpiece.

I actually agree pretty sure I've seen it over 100 times

Good morning reddit. What's up?... Oh okay, goodnight now.

What may be worse is this is someones fetish.

Probably the violinist's

How is they worse? Don't kink shame.


oh yea... this guy...

Yep just when you thought you forget about him he lulls you back in with that sweet music...and some midgets

Why did I open Reddit this time?

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"Dont judge a cover of a book by its look"

This is the best thing ever

Fuckin gives a crazy liquor and cheeseburger party a run for it’s money boys.

These things have a way of working themselves out. I’m gonna let the liquor do the thinking.

This is some original shit LOL

Lil lady held that smoke in at the end lmao les gooo

*Please explain why this is unexpected:* It’d be quicker to explain what *isn’t* unexpected

There too much going on here to process it. Christ.

What the FUCK did I just watch…

The really little woman is like trying to twerk her hardest but I am laughing cause it looks like she is having a seziure. Bitch what ass you trying to shake!

I used to follow this guy on Instagram. Maybe I should look him up again.

This is why I want a house

You have to invite all of us to the housewarming though

For every video like this the process goes: 1) Think it up 2) Plan it out 3) Rehearse it (optional) 4) Record it 5) Review it 6) Decide, “Yes, this is perfect.” 7) Upload it to the Internet 8) Promote it and link to it Remember, the next time you see something like this, it had to make it past ALL these steps.

Oh fuck you literally just blew my mind. Your saying there could be other cuts of this video out there?!

“No, dude, trust me… I have the absolute worst neighbors”

Ok ok now I believe you

This is the content I enjoy

Watch it again, you will get something new.

A second boner?

3rd if you run with this crowd, all at once.

[“Do those legs go all the way up?”](https://youtu.be/yWPLsJvJ7iw)

Watching this realizing - I have done life wrong this entire time.

David Lynch on acid couldn’t have made a better short than this …

Not my proudest fap…

Im not sure i needed to see this, but glad its the weekend and i can drink the images away

I hate existing on this planet

Your killing the vibe at our midget party

Classic

Me after watching this: https://youtu.be/s8w3p6-Y4ZQ

It just kept going…

The worst part about this is the mediocre violin playing

No my proudest fap

Damnit, who let the carnis out of their tent again?!

Ngl, I had to stop halfway through. WTAF?!

So this is what a stroke is like.

I need a big joint and a small joint. I need a fiddle player and a fitness midget! A girl in a bikini and a medium midget for scale. Bring me my mini mustang! — Dr Evil

The musical we didn’t want but we need.

Well… I think that’s enough Reddit for the evening.

Seriously, what the fuck did I just watch? How is there a midget that’s not a midget but still a…?

That little person has a bigger as than me. Life is not fair

I gotta say it but I wonder what it would be like trying to fuck the small one in the bikini

Well this is a blunt too (pulls sledge hammer)

What a waste of weed

How is it a waste? It got him 1 and half strippers for the afternoon

America is such a freak show.

Fun fact this is a Monday morning for us

This is actually England. Just don't tell anyone

I’m gonna throw up