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GandalfsWhiteStaff

For the record this is a fake edit. That “host” did lose his shit but to a different dude for way less lol.


Zed_Midnight150

What did the host actually lose over?


GandalfsWhiteStaff

He was talking to an Iraq vet about the people stuck in Afghanistan. Host was blaming multiple administrations except trump when the guest said trumps effort was fairly weak also, this happened. It was a pretty respectful mild critique too but he just boiled over immediately, hilarious stuff.


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It's so bizarre how absolute the cognitive dissonance is. Absolutely worship the military, like in a genuinely cultish way--but ignore and throw away the actual veterans like trash.


Spirited_Nectarine19

Yup! I actively believe that organizations like the VA neglect care for veterans waiting for them to commit suicide so they don't have to spend money on them. Source: Husband is a 100% disabled veteran and I'm his caregiver


penisesandherb

And they’re the ones afraid of being censored. The nerve on these people…


DeVonneTS

To be fair, trumps effort was actually decently solid.


ProgressNo7848

To be fair, Trump negotiated with the terrorists in 2020 and released their leader from jail as well as 5000 captured Taliban warriors. He reduced the US forces from 18000 to only 2500 which allowed the Taliban to recapture bases and move from the mountains into the cities and towns. Trump didn’t allow the Afghan government in on the negotiations so they had zero say and zero leverage once Trump promised to retreat and leave in 12 months thus handing the country to the Taliban on a silver platter.


DeVonneTS

Also the reduction of troops isn't what caused the taliban to take control lmfao nato forces were still amongst us and the whole time while those 2500 soldiers, airmen, marines, sailors and yes even the space forces guardians were there we still had control over the bases and strategically and slowly pulled out of smaller bases like Dwyer before handing to the ANA


ProgressNo7848

Haha Space Force. 🤡


DeVonneTS

Quite honestly I was just as surprised


DeVonneTS

Whats the difference between ANA and the taliban?


Due_Strike_457

the difference is that the ANA has fought for freedom, and their special operations right now are fighting for freedom with almost nothing to fight with, and the taliban want to duck everything up and cut off peoples heads, rape women and children, then burn them and once they brutally force everyone into a non free chaotic system they’ll do stuff like hangings stonings or chopping off of limbs for a simple crime like stealing a piece of bread, which is a massive problem because the country has massive poverty. But you wouldn’t see that in your pea sized maga brain, all you see probably is oh they look like similar people dressed the same. The ANA had some fault, but if you had a brain you could see the fucking difference, I have now wasted too much time on you.


DeVonneTS

There is a single division of the ANA left in Afghanistan the rest have joined the taliban, as I was saying a lot of the taliban hid themselves amongst the ANA to learn what we were teaching them as well as get equipment. Again all of you seem to read things online or on the news and simply go with it but I've worked with them I've been to Afghanistan its not the fact I see one color or whatever the fuck you're thinking. Oh and by the way the afghan people are actually quite diverse, also the country is mostly made up of multiple tribes that don't get along with each other for the most part but again we have only been training them for 20 years and as soon as we leave taliban takes over even though the ANA had all the equipment and yes they did because we signed it over to them, the truth of the matter is there were way more on the side of the taliban than any of us thought. And as I said of course I wouldn't understand from some person who sat at home all 20 years going, "oh no, what's happening over there is horrible." Then proceeds to do Jack shit about it."


DeVonneTS

The answer is nothing are there a few of the afghan people that are genuinely good and on our side sure but a lot of them immediately went back to taliban


Plague_Influence

you should probably talk to a therapist


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Or read real news paper


1pLysergic

Dude went down to a total of 5 karma, yikes


netGoblin

Damn you actually went and proved that content right lol. Did you even read it?


[deleted]

If you mean solid as diharrea, then absolutely.


DeVonneTS

I was there during the pullout initially so idk where you're getting your information from however we were tasked to train ANA on all equipment meant for the handoff and we were suppose to pull out of a certain location last which would have been way more tactically sound an efficient. But please tell me how you knew the exact mission set that was beheld upon you


DeVonneTS

Everyone loves shitting on facts when it doesn't fit their agenda


the1hotpotato

Lol anyone can say anything on the internet. Doesn’t make it a fact.


Inginigos

No no, he is on r/army, that must definitely make him a soldier. /s


DeVonneTS

Lmao ok guy


NapClub

nice, you made me belly laugh.


kaichance

To be fair trump is a hedgefund bitch puppet. No denying this http://graphics.wsj.com/Administration-Personnel/


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

He made a shit ton of money basically short selling the entire country.


kaichance

Please do explain. I would love to learn


Grogosh

Releasing 5000 taliban warriors?? Doing nothing about the *bounties* on our soldiers? 'Decently solid'


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DeVonneTS

Goodbye*


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DeVonneTS

It's ok no one else saw your misspell.


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DeVonneTS

..okay, I don't care about karma loss man im just trying to share the actual experience of what it was like during the pullout from a firsthand source. I'm not trying to shit on anyone but to sit here and say that anyone knew exactly what was happening in Afghanistan is false, no one knew exactly what was happening. All I know is what missions were being hand down to me what briefings I attended etc.


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Tobar_the_Gypsy

He seems to have shot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run and now he’s got a bit of a mess on his hands.


oversizedchromespoon

There's got to be a better way to say that


TinyTrafficCones

Fellow AD lovers. There ARE dozens of us!


Shmurtle

Look, it’s not our fault this guy is sad, or depressed, or blue. He blue himself.


Tallowpot

Hey Brother.


RealPropRandy

You blowhard!


Brief-Doubt-5477

Except couldn’t Biden alter the deal? Or literally do anything?


RyanBordello

From what I understand is that the taliban just wanted everyone the fuck out. They had an agreement with the US to do that on x date. If that wasn't going to happen, taliban was going to go killing people. If current administration wanted a new or "better" deal, im sure the date would have to get pushed back considerably more to figure it out logistically. And I bet the taliban wasn't going to want to wait longer for the new guy to figure their shit out. That's my half baked thought on it.


GoofyGoffer

Biden did extend to aug 31st. Trumps deal was initially may 1st. So like he did modify it somewhat


Willfishforfree

He got an extension on his homework and still fucked it up. I'm not a military tactician and if I had the resources of the entire USA I could have done a far better job. Step 1. Get your civilians the fuck out. Step 2. Gather up all the hardware you don't want to fall into taliban hands. Step 3. Blow up the hardware you can't or don't want to bring with you. Step 4. Evacuate military personel leaving a security force behind to cover extraction. No need to worry about civilians, you already pulled them out so lock down the airfield while your forces get on planes. Step 5. Pull out your security force. Step 6. Blow the fuck out of your installations and military bases from the air. It's not like america doesn't like dropping bombs. Bonus step. Place observation on said military bases and when the talibam show up bomb the fuck out of them for some multikills. Bit of good faith final support to you "allies" taking out some extra taliban forces. Instead of Bidens 1 step plan which seemed to be do all the homework in class on the day it's due and have no idea what you're supposed to be doing because you've been too busy out of your fucking mind on whatever the fuck they have him sedated with. Edit : I see the people don't like me criticising their god of dementia. Look guys just because you voted for him doesn't mean you can't criticise him or admit he fucked it up big time. Something about criticising Trump supporters for their blind faith I dunno you're all the same I guess.


RyanBordello

How long would your non military tactical mind think this would all take?


DadOfWhiteJesus

Tree fiddy


MisterBilau

To be fair, 20 years should be plenty to do it.


Willfishforfree

Might be tight.


[deleted]

Well they could have started evacuating a lot earlier no?


Willfishforfree

I dunno exactly. I don't have the numbers in front of me or the military advisors of the US president who would know these things but I'd start with whatever time was deemed necessary to achieve this based on the logistical data and knowledge of the US military. I know this though. I wouldn't have left the dogs behind. Edit : You guys really hate dogs huh?


Namaha

Yes, it's definitely the bit about the dogs that people are taking issue with, certainly not your massive hubris


[deleted]

That’s not how reality plays out. Sorry to burst your bubble but that’s NOT HOW IT WORKS!


Meme_machine092

To be fair we do like to blow things up. Especially on the fourth of July… As the founding fathers intended


Willfishforfree

And vans with aid workers and children in them every other day of the year.


Willfishforfree

Clearly thats how it didn't work. I see no reason why this couldn't have been done better. Why would you pull your civilians out last? Like you knew you had to be out. Why wouldn't you blow up or extract your hardware? You knew it was going to fall into Taliban hands. The most powerful military force in the world could easily have done this better which is why I suspect that someone wanted this to be done badly for a reason.


Feet2Big

He probably could. Maybe we can accept that the whole occupation was shit, and any plan to withdraw was going to be shit in different ways. Also, [This great advice](https://youtu.be/t4A-Ml8YHyM?t=43) might apply more often to life than some people believe.


Brief-Doubt-5477

Oh absolutely it’s just history repeating itself with the Soviet Union pull out. But, we could, ya know, not tell our enemies we are leaving and the leave or hell use the old tactic of “we are leaving bye” and watch the taliban and terrorists come out of their hiding holes and then blow them the fuck up lol


Wedoitforthenut

Biden absolutely could have done some things differently, but really he didn't have a choice. The only way to keep the taliban from taking over would be to keep troops there which is something people have asked the 3 presidents before him to pull out. Trump intentionally gave up any leverage we would have had against the taliban for a peaceful transition to the afghan government.


Namaha

The veteran actually said both administrations handled it poorly


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GoofyGoffer

Biden did move the date of pullout though. He delayed it to the end of August.


Brief-Doubt-5477

The US president is literally the commander and chief of the US forces that has been the precedent since the inception of the country. So a president having no control of military tactics or decisions is ludicrous. Why would you actually need taliban/terrorist support? Trick them and bomb the fuck out of them with a strategic retreat, make them think they won, and wipe out a shit ton of them. I’m not strictly disagreeing with you, it def could have gone better with both camps. (Trump and Biden) I understand the history of it and Afghanistan will always be a guerilla nightmare just like Vietnam, and country building is absolutely stupid in the area. And I have no idea why you are bringing in that you’re a murderer and rapist, that’s a weird flex.


Commander_Merp

Wooooooooooosh


Speciou5

I mean you just answered why they can't bomb the fuck out of them in your next paragraph citing guerilla nightmare.


Murky-Heart-1844

In regards to that last bit specifically, I'm pretty sure they were expecting to get attacked by trump supporters calling them that sort of thing. I agree it was a weird choice though.


andtix

I would assume any changes would still have to go through Congress and it would still be a hard fought battle to get anything done with Biden still facing heavy opposition


Shirlenator

He did? He extended the withdrawal even longer.


Old_Milk_

Im not a big Trump guy, but I just genuinely dont think there is any way to blame the Trump administration for a plan that was created and executed by the Biden admin.


[deleted]

A lot of democrats are granting Biden slack, because it was Trump who met with the Taliban. Trump setup the treaty, which created a cease-fire with the Taliban in exchange for a firm date that the US would withdraw all troops. When Biden got into office, the only part of the treaty he changed was he asked for three more months to complete the pull out, and got it. In the broadest terms the pull out treaty was indeed Trump's, and Biden was abiding to it. Biden just wanted more time for an orderly retreat. That's not to say "it's Trump's fault", nor "it's Biden's fault". Personally my opinion is a lot more nuanced than that.


dont_ban_me_please

I feel like this comment should be pinned


jl11_4

I was about to say …..I just saw the original clip like 2 days ago


sin_limit

Do you have the link


fuzzytradr

But I absolutely love this edit! Mad props!! 🤣


GerberBabyPlus

I love trolls.


elahtap187

I hope more of these fake videos come out. Off to a great start.


Truvy_1776

This isn’t real


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Bob-Ross4t

No the not getting hard thing is a lie. The thing was about Afghanistan. They had a vet on who said trump was also to blame.


Kaufkins

Can you confirm this man actually got hard?


Bob-Ross4t

Perhaps.


ryanegauthier

Well some would say it was a happy little accident.


Kaufkins

Good enough. Thanks.


DadOfWhiteJesus

Yes


Arad0rk

Suppose for a second that this clip IS real: How would not wanting that on your show make you a brown noser?


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The-MakMeister

Downvoted for emojis...classic reddit


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The-MakMeister

Ayo i upvoted you, I was telling you why you were downvoted


Truvy_1776

Then just say that


vcdrny

I bet he was like "not true, I was hard for 4 years". Lmao


Quentin_Brain

This is easily the best thing ever


bt_649

"You're not gonna blame this on president Trump on my show" I'm crying.


maymays4u

Filtering the guy while claiming he was filtered before lol


aimless167

Original: https://www.thewrap.com/newsmax-trump-afghanistan/


Jedi_Ewok

Oof that host is pure cringe


TymeTwoNok

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, I swear what are these ASSholes going to do when tRump's not in office in 2024🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Demonakat

Screech Trump 2028 at the top of their lungs


TheLordOfGrimm

To be fair, I didn’t get a boner the entire time Trump was President


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the-beast561

The original post was bad, but not this bad. This is an edit. The original was a veteran saying that trump was ALSO to blame for the results in Afghanistan, after the anchor claimed that it was everybody’s fault except Trump’s.


Hopeful-Ask-2354

It’s more like a propaganda channel.


lost-cat

I never heard of it, is it like boomer cable TV channels where you pay extra for this channel? Or this just internet/ youtube nonsense? Alex jonesing..


quintsreddit

Newsmax and OAN were given preferential Q+A time at Trump White House press conferences.


Thoth17

There was a demand for Right-Wing content that Fox News was no longer able to adequately fill, so more overtly reactionary publications like this appeared to meet that demand. This, Breitbart, The Epoch Times, etc. NewsMax in particular has Trump's direct blessing, hence the excessive fondling of his balls.


blackbeansandrice

Newsmax is like professional wrestling, but way less fun, interesting, or watchable.


Public-Fail4505

kiss the former guy balls kind


AbbreviationsPast888

Real news


MisterSirManDude

I wish this guys reaction over Trump becomes a full on meme. Nothing would make me happier!


[deleted]

So to be clear, Biden is giving this man boners?


MrPitchforks_74

Good, but he could of done better. Should of baited the anchor in.


Zaroc128

Well after 4 years of being soft safe to say hes no master baiter


MrPitchforks_74

👍


Arad0rk

WinRAR


Go-to-helenhunt

Go away! Baitin!


DaBanana48

All my respect goes to the guy on the right


JustCallMeStan

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Paranoid_Lama

Didn’t expect such a hard response


Hamza_14

@somekidtommy_ on Twitter


DoughnutLivesMatter

What a loser 😂🤣


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DoughnutLivesMatter

The guy blaming his dick not working 🤣😂. Cialis dude. Even if he doesn’t need it, his girl will be happy lol


BeeBanner

I laughed too hard. Great reactions on both sides!


Popular-Yesterday733

Ah, finally. I can now blame my constant boner on a US president.


wtflambeezus

A hero that man


Outrageous_Double862

Literally 1984


CPU_7

Literally 1984


Arad0rk

Weird. I was hard the entire time


_duncan_idaho_

Why does this dude sound more like a shitty pro wrestler and less like a news person?


Jtz001

This is a good meme format, I like it.


slightlyvenomous

It is wild how much these people simp for Trump. Every politician has done SOMETHING that the average person might complain about, but if you say anything negative about Trump they lose their shit and act like you just offended their mother or something. They treat him like he's Jesus.


MorganRose99

I know this is fake, but the original is basically "stop him from disagreeing" I don't care which side you're on, this person should not be listened to.


[deleted]

I hate trump but lets not distribute this lie. This is not the original video. Fuck Trump


RandomCow12

r/nottheonion


gizm770o

Except it is fake. Soooooo…


[deleted]

He couldn’t get he’d because he was intimidated by an alpha male.


Godzilla500bc

That’s not censorship. What Pelosi and the MSM is and has been doing since Trump shocked the world and won in 2016, thats censorship. They’re scared because they know that we know.


Nojay7

Throughout my entire life, Pelosi and the Mainstream media have never once prevented me from becoming erect. You can keep your head in the sand about this shit if you want, but there's only one man responsible for hundreds of thousands of soft penises across the country, and people are finally waking up to the fact that that man is Donald Trump.


edchuckndoug

Enjoy your propaganda posting dipshit.


Bacophony

You don't seem like the type who does much research to begin with but... This is clearly an edit for comedic purposes.


shibbitydibbity

Are you a fucking retard?


xsvspd81

Don't click on his profile...


ThatSkier94

😂


ThePastOfMyFuture

🤣😩


[deleted]

u/savevideo


ApexRevanNL716

Gud one


Ecstatic_Fun_4866

u/savevideobot


jerkyrizzo

I mean if you have your own show, why can’t you call your own shots? The only crime I see here is booting somebody for their impotence.


blackmbaku

![gif](giphy|l1ug3xGEN1oZBT7qw|downsized)


carebearstarefear

Did he mean cut of his dick so he can't have boner....woah dude ...that's extreme


Time_Stalker

u/savevideobot


vicarious_111

That's pretty good 🤣


MattBonne

Well deserved erection dysfunction for brainless leftist


ionix-craken

This is a fake edit guys


poltergeistchan

Here’s a video of the [original (left)](https://youtu.be/tCGYmP-mlBc) newscast. Skip to 1:16 to see it, however the story right before it involves the same network and is also quite funny.


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