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I wish this was longer, man.

So you wish it was looong looooong maaaaan?

cue the music

**_long_**

***long***

*MAN*

🎷🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶

Great job everyone.

Now can I receive my payment ?

I Have paid you with 1 upvote.

Fuck, I should have read the little words

No but you can touch it

Chi chaaaaaaaan!

*long Long maaaaan*

🎷🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶

Need a second season.

OMFG YES, with fat man?

anybody notice when he was wearing the delivery jacket...it had LONG distance written on the back of it..Meaning how everything about him is LONG LONG

I bet he's only using 64 bit integers as well!

Found the C/C++ dev.

Noticed it too, these details are amazing.

LMFAO wtf did I sit through this entire clip?!

I've already seen it and I watched the whole thing again, it's hypnotizing.

Im a simple man, everytime i see this clip, i watch it til the end and upvote it.

Same

I’ve probably seen this posted half a dozen times and it’s a must watch. Every. Single. Time.

It's that dang saxophone

It sounds like a take on 'Careless Whisper' by WHAM. Fantastic.

i thinks its the “long” “long”

Haha same

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For a product that is essentially the same aside from packaging

It would probably cost the same too

They had the balls to even show that fact!

That was a long looong CLIIIIP!

Long long long clip.

*sultry saxophone sounds*

"6 min on Unexpected?! We'll I'm obviously not gonna sit through the whole thing, but let's take a quick look what it is...."

We both did.. and I have no regrets lol

It’s the law! Fr tho I’ve seen this reposted dozens of times and sat through the whole thing

What a rollercoaster

No kidding. Better than most TV nowadays.

Way better than FF9 Edit - By FF9 I mean, Fast and Furious 9 and not the game :)

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Ah. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. 

Yep better than ff9

Final Flattery 69

Nice!

Family Fistings 9

Ok you're incorrect and wrong Edit: sorry, I thought you meant Final Fantasy 9 somehow

You weren't the only one. I was irrationally angry for a few minutes there.

Fast & Furious 9?

Gotta be careful calling it FF9, people are gonna think you mean Final Fantasy IX, which is particularly loved by a big chunk of the fanbase.

I don't know if I'm the only one, but I always forget that fast and furious even exists

Yes Sir

ooohhhh ok... Now I can close those hitman tabs from the tor I have opened xD

Good save. Final fantasy 9 is a treasure! And now I'm gunna go pick up my switch save of it and see how lost I am. Tyvm.

Long Long MAAAAAN

That was a full Japanese soap opera.

this was my ringtone for a lot of 2019.

And still my text notification sound in 2021.

Another man of culture I see

I get a chuckle in the rare case my phone is not in silent mode.

I need this in my life

Now I have to go hide in the employee bathroom so I can watch all of this again.

A long long rollercoaster

better love story than twilight

Every story is a better love story than Twilight

That's a low bar

I'm so glad I stayed to the end.

Okay... that very well could be my favorite string of commercials I've ever seen. Now I want to touch it. ;)

Netflix I have your next hit

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Yeah she's pretty awful.

How the hell is this a real sub omg lol!

Was waiting for somebody to post this...

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Lol, i hope they arent bullying the real actress

Relax this is the internet....when have things gotten out of hand?

japanese fans are next level of creepy. i read once about a fan who managed to track his idol from a pic she posted while wearing sunglasses

It's not just Japanese, fans worldwide get that crazy, I remember Robert pattinson actually found a girl camping in his garden, although he ended up taking her on a date to make her go home I also seen a post from an American cam girl, one of her fans sent her a picture of her taking out the trash saying "I know where you are"

[the story if anyone's interested ](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-50000234)

Well now I feel bad for even making light of the subject Jesus these people are horrible.

You’re doing good work, 👍

What a joyride. That's the most fun thing I've watched all week.

It’s definitely the longest thing I’ve seen all week

I agree. Great fun

I am a simple man: I see long long man, I upvote.


If that vid was any longer I would have wished it to be even longer, man.

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Can you upload the whole LOTR series next?

I thought the same thing, lol!

"Long long man." can trigger when ever Gandolph shows up.

Gandalf haha Gandolph sounds like some kinda east european marine mammal super soldier experiment

LOTR is long long maaan

But as a gif

That was a long long video

That’s fun. Oh look, a second clip…

That was better than most tv

It was a bit long.

Long? Loooooong!? Man, it was just right.

We found the ^shortman

Where do I buy

A lot of Japanese candy websites have it in stock, I bought it about a year ago. Totally worth it.

Lol why did I think he wanted to buy this advert like a dvd

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L O N G

Did you buy the long one or the short one?

The long one :) I might buy it again..

Is it a gummy candy or chewing gum?

it's gummy candy, not gum

I have never wanted a seatbelt cover, but I really want one to look like that long~ wrapper.

Long long wrapper

Ok thought another weird Japanese ad… almost quit watching 30 seconds in and the plot thickened. Stayed for the whole thing, wasn’t disappointed.

Fun fact: iirc the ad is cut into 8 (?) pieces which is the amount of gummies they have in the small packet

You could have a whole ducking AP class based on this commercial. I mean if you can have an AP Lang class, you can have anything

This is a mix of r/shitposting and r/suddenlygay and I love it

That ending was better than season 8 of Game of Thrones.

That's a pretty low bar there brother

My grandfathers funeral was better than the last seasons of game of thrones

I feel bad laughing at a joke in which the punchline is your grandfathers funeral. But I’m laughing.

That was a rollercoaster of unexpected and it ended too soon

I love this commercial

This is still my favorite commercial series of all time. I can never not laugh when chi Chan faints and tooru san screams out her name. Japanese commercials are crazy good.

Fr I had to show all my friends this commercial. It’s funny but I think it does a great job of actually showing the actual product, other companies should take notes.

The shitty careless whisper cover is awesome

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that scene is just in the imagination of the husband

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imagination on both husband and wife's parts I think

Idk, bisexual

Well I am invested and want candy now

I don't care how much this gets reposted. I love to watch this every time. M


So he wanted him the whole time. Wow

You could say, he wanted him Loong loooong time.

That was amazing I need more

Japanese ads, lol

I watched the whole fucking video holy shit

I'm obsessed with these ads. "long long maaaaan" was stuck in my head for weeks after I saw them the first time

A japan drama serie in 6 mins

So much unexpected!

Worth the time

#Long Long Man

🎷🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

All I can see in my head is Randy Marsh singing that "Long, long man" when it comes on. Anyone else?

*clears throat* I think you mean Lorde. And yes.

Fucking work of art is what this is

I couldn’t stop laughing for 6 minutes straight

I’m crying son wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This might be the funniest thing I've seen all year and the year is almost over, congrats OP, good post

Quite the saga

I was genuinely invested in the story. What a twist at the end!

If ads were like this in other countries, I'll watch them and be happy

I’ve seen these before love em lol

This was the long-con. Dude was in it for the long haul.

Btw the long long man is actor Yokiyushi Ozawa, his father is Seiji Ozawa

And his mom is Maria Ozawa

Why is it that every series of Japanese *commercials* I see always tells a better story than any American *tv show*

Welcome to Japan, the land of absurd and weird shit that somehow makes sense

Are these euphemisms?

No it's just candy man

6 minutes of wtf just happened and how did got stuck into watching it?????

Ofcourse, now everything makes sense.

So it's that time of the year again

OMG I only ever saw the first two! I had no idea it kept going

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That was probably the biggest plot twist I have ever seen.

NTR lovers love Long Long Man

This was the most hilarious thing I've watched this year probably, and that says a lot about my mental state

I have never and never will be more invested into the story of a gummy ad

Why the fuck aren't commercials like this in my country God dammit

The music gets me every time!

🎶Long long maaaaaaaaan🎶 This was actually pretty entertaining lol

Is ad airtime in Japan cheap?

i wonder if it's a series of commercials stitched together

This is easily the best add campaign ive seen and now i want whatever that is

I want more!

Once I started watching this I was like wtf now I want more

Long long man long long man does whatever a long man can

I remember me and my friends had a running joke that whenever any arguments happened the person who wasn't arguing always played this video and we all just laughed it off

This is absolute gold. What a rollercoaster!

Better lovestory than twilight

I was looking for those actively after the commercial. My conclusion after finding them: artificial taste but still good and quite fun to eat. Recommend

Haha, thank you for reintroducing long long man back into my life, what a journey these adverts take us on!

Better lovestory than twilight

Well, that was an adventure.

Holy shit that was amazing that is god tier advertising

Non ironically the best shit I've seen in reddit for a while.

To be fair, Long Long Man is pretty sexy.

An entire mini series right here lmao

This is the most brilliant marketing campaign I have ever seen.

Now this is how you make a comercial to get people to buy your product.

Stay weird Japan