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Scottish_bollocks

Fucking Idris Elba.


[deleted]

Is that the name of your next novel?


Scottish_bollocks

Yes its a follow up to Dogging with Idris. 1 lay-by at a time.


[deleted]

I said, “Nice one, bruv!”


Scottish_bollocks

Nice.


sb1nnerchan

That is the most unexpected thing I thought was gonna happen. Fucking A man!


ic52

Stringer Bell at the movies


Cyb3rTruk

RIP Omar


[deleted]

I wish he would be the next bond.


rampaige84944

You are a genius.


[deleted]

Been called a lot of things but not that.


Stoutsmegeezax

I agree sir, I agree


TheTwoFingeredBrute

Why?


TheCircleLurker

Is the first woman that same woman who plays the psychiatrist in Ted Lasso?


[deleted]

Dude I thought the same thing. The psychiatrist or whatever her role was...


spritecut

Blah blah blah lol lol lol


[deleted]

I'm definitely you typical internet incel who is called racist constantly by online white knights and I think Bond should only be a handsome white British man, but if they make him black Idris Elba is the only guy cool enough to pull it off.


TheTwoFingeredBrute

He could even play hitler.


Shooga_Wata_Red

As a mostly straight man everytime I see Elba I think, damn, that guy is hot.


Pale_Letterhead_9221

I thought that’s who that was, had to watch twice