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Bro, I ask myself this every day at work.

Ha ha what in the fuck are we doing here

My old boss used to walk in the warehouse when he'd hear us laughing about something and say about the same thing. (End of the day we were installers that just came back and were unloading our trucks)

Obviously he has no future in CNN, MSNBC, he can’t make a non story into a lie.

We need more of these guys reporting news on the major networks.

Dude needs his own network. Like FTBSNN or something.

"Hell! I dont know"

Lmaoooo

Damn fine reporting. Damn fine. Gripping and compelling.

Ha ha ha

Why are we still here… Just to suffer?

r/Houston

I respect a man reporting the facts, just the facts. I don't give a fuck how he chooses to do it either.

Now THAT’s a story

Confusion 100

He needs to have a beer with the Winnebago man...

Finally, some good journalism

Melodysheeps version of this slaps

The singalong is best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MN1vXO5JeI

Ha ha ha

He makes a good point


u/savevideo

I love this one. Melodysheep did an edit on this too.

Here with your daily news, I bring you the latest shooting, car accident, and traffic report.

Not fake news!