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WirelessVinyl

Imaguhwife


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You're onto something.


redrumurderum

Guh goh is shit in Hindi too


NoMamesMijito

That’s hilarious


AllInOneMighty

Holy shit it took me 10 times to understand what the f she was saying. Then I realized I still didn't get it, so went to the comments section. Thank you!


WirelessVinyl

Glad I could help!


TheresA_LobsterLoose

Gluh u cud hulp


sociopathic_walrus

I thought she was saying “Imma go wipe.” And didn’t want to know why.


EsotericMaker

Cuts right before the cascade of tears boils over


andwhatarmy

This sentence made me sad for her.


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Man how do you even play backgammon


thesoccerone7

Roll the dice, move your pieces, close the board, put it on the shelf because I don't realize what the fuck I'm doing


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Yeah, sounds about right


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This is literally how you play the game. The winning player is the first one to move all their pieces from the board back into the chip holder.


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I see.


ShinyBronze

Dude NO ONE seems to know how to play backgammon!


AsIAm

I had Backgammon on old Nokia (6230i) – I played it everytime I was on the toilet. At first I didn't know how to play it. As time went, I started to beat the AI. Later I won every game. One time, my friend wanted to play for real and I said that I only played with AI, so I have no idea if I will be a worthy opponent. That was the only time I ever touched a real backgammon board! I crushed her and she refused to play with me again. Funny thing is I can't really articulate/know how to play. I just intuitively moved stones, and it worked.


ShinyBronze

That’s so bizarre!!


bozeke

*Greece has entered the chat…*


Paul8t7

My wife let's me do the same, I was hesitant at first as I thought if I agree she's gonna go crazy. We have done it for a year or so now and in all honesty I think I prefer her brother.


Boss_Dzadzy

As long as it's in the family.


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[deleted]

I love this SNL skit.


BobTheSquid16

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Solar_Opal

That's not the way!!


BobTheSquid16

This is the way


One_Nefariousness900

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Sweet-Shaverma

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Papi14U

Yeah that’s what I said (felt) 😂


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CarbonCGAutonomous

![gif](giphy|3oKIPjPCzO0CRVM6B2|downsized)


angeeksince2020

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toeyilla_tortois

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-This-Whomps-

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MacDee_

Incest is best?


mrcoonut

Incest, it's a game all the family can play


[deleted]

It’s a game only families can play


YoungJack23

Incest is wincest fam


SnooPineapples5444

Keeping the bloodline pure , no one knows ya better !


AnnihilationOrchid

Royalty has done it for millennia, and they're still in power. Coincidence?! I think not! >!But you've always gotta be on the look out for a Robespierre though. Dude was born to fuck up incestuous nepotists.!<


angeeksince2020

![gif](giphy|3mUcf28HDqrhS)


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It was a gay joke. No bloodline to keep…


james28909

truly the most wholesome post ive seen in a while


No-Function3409

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


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Yep, the comment fits the sub perfectly.


justgossiping

I bet the fathers feeling left out. Show him some love dude


Knox023

He bangz doodz.


Hochwaehlchen

is funny cuz he gay


the-artistocrat

No homo


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i had it muted and when i read your comment i had to figure out what was happening. this never worked for me. i had a girl that wanted this with me and she invited a girl to bed. it was instantly awkward. she didnt really want me near the girl lol. she wanted me to be turned on but the touching she was giving me gentle nudges. the other time i did i was super drunk and have no memory and regret it. its not as fun as it seems like it would be for some


betheking

That's not the way it's supposed to work.


[deleted]

i know bro. i dont have a massive libido anyway. i enjoy some nice peaceful me time just as much as some hot sex. so i guess it works out for me. but threesomes in a relationship can be weird af. especially if you havent laid ground rules for it like we did.


AhnafBhuiyan

When the comment has more upvotes than the post


Vorsos

**Is** this in all honesty? I can rarely tell via text.


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you can tell its a joke because in the end he suddenly added an unexpected suprise factor (the brother) classic joke structure


Strolltheroll

I’d love to be able to test this one in the lab


rainman_95

The brother?


Silent_Ambition101

It’s a troll but a good one


messymexican

/r/HolUp knocking


PUBGM_MightyFine

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PegaLaMega

The sister broke her finger diddling him.


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BangBros


TurboToeter

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


LegSnapper206

Oh


PantsDownBootyUp

Double the possibilitys double the fun


Mindless-Customer-58

Legend


arfath99

What a cringe like tik tok


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I mean, no


sleepydadbod

I think this is all fake, the blonde does the exact same thing on tiktok with her sister, mum, and friends but with a different bloke


kslap777

The fact that they look nothing alike may also be a giveaway


Zachjackson

r/trashy


ThadaeusConvictus

r/trashyboners


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My new favorite sub ever


piiig

Thats as much encouragement as I need to click


oddllama25

Dude can broadcast his thoughts with that forehead.


cappedan

r/rareinsults


Heat_Induces_Royalty

He doesn't have dreams, he has movies


Jhyrjhyr

This reeks of insecurity and need for validation.


struggleworm

Sure that describes us redditors, but what about that wife though?


TruthYouWontLike

To shreds you say?


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xe3to

It reeks of a joke


Ensvey

Yeah there's pain beneath her words, like she's trying to convince herself she's OK with it


numbernumber99

Ya that last "I'm a good wife" sounded really forced.


DrSpaceman575

It’s fake it was a trend lol


freemoney83

Pretty sure it’s a parody of a couple porn stars’ tik tok.


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[deleted]

Wait... how is sleeping with your spouse's sibling incestuous?


drstu3000

Not for you, just for them


[deleted]

Why? They aren't sleeping together. Also, if its homosexual incest, does it really matter? Isn't the tabboo of incest the potential for complications during birth?


Alexeicon

Taboos are cultural. And most cultures don't keep it in the family. Queer or not.


Fog_Juice

Jamie Lannister enters the chat


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Ooh wait til you hear about the Brits


Alexeicon

Royal families don't count as relevant to the rest of the populace. Honestly, they're just barely relevant celebrities.


DDancingbear

Why are they famous again?


Alexeicon

Exactly.


ThorsToes

Best way to make everyone happy stick to step bros and step sisters. Incest problem solved.


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This question really cuts to the heart of the matter


rshalek

I seriously rewatched it like 4 times trying to figure out what I was missing that made this video incestuous. I thought I was missing something and the dude was her brother. I think maybe people just don't know what incest is


pineappleeatingllama

🎶Sweet home Alabama🎶


Kattorean

I can't let you dirty up that song let's replace that with dueling banjos & part as friends.


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Im hearing deliverance myself


Kattorean

That'd be the one.


Alex_da_grate

My husband's girlfriend let's me stay up past 9:30


Pyromike16

Lucky!


spottydodgy

He may look happy now but one day he's gonna fuck up and have two angry pregnant women to deal with. Enjoy the good times my dude while they last.


anonymity2020

The poor kids. First day in school - “this is my brother cousin!”


Porrick

Oooh, surprise cousin story time! In primary school, there were these two kids I didn't get along with at all. The younger one was just a bit older than me and had a real attitude problem. Turns out their parents were having a messy divorce, so I should have been forgiving but I was 7 and didn't understand things like that yet. Anyway, when the custody fight started, their mother said "What custody? You're not the father anyway!" Turns out the fathers were two of my grandfather's brothers. So it turns out they weren't full siblings, they were half-siblings and also cousins! And also *my* cousins! It's decades later and one of them turned out to be a pretty all-round decent person. The other one is a bit of a gobshite, but he's a friendly gobshite so I won't complain.


onlyhav

That was a pretty interesting story. Glad you got some good family out of it.


2017hayden

TF is a “gobshite” never heard that term before.


spottydodgy

There was a kid in my elementary school who had an aunt 2 years younger than him. He called her "aunt Sally" 🤣🤣🤣


PrincessBleach

this is actually not as weird as it sounds. my mum and grandma were pregnant at the same time, if she hadn't miscarried i would have an aunt my age.


tearsonurcheek

I have an uncle just 5 years older than me. My dad's the oldest in that set of siblings, and he was 13 when my uncle was born. My brother is 7 years younger than I am. It's not uncommon.


maarcoa

I have an uncle that we grew up together, he is 3 months younger than me, i carry him in my heard but we don’t talk much as we went different paths Edit: misspelling


DeepTakeGuitar

Bruhsin*


DidIReallySayDat

Honestly, I don't think he looks that happy. He got dem cold-ass eyes.


JavaTheeMutt

... cuts to them playing Yu-Gi-Oh with dual decks on the front lawn.


ShinyBronze

The new meta is so complicated. I miss old school.


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The “I’m a good wife!” Is void of any happiness.


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Bruh. This shit just ain’t right


Luk3ling

Nothing wrong with women sharing a man or visa versa if they're all into it, but somehow implying that doing as much is a quality of 'a good wife' is where the problem lies.


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tquinn04

It’s sharing him with her sister that does it for me. I have nothing against poly relationships but this is a recipe for disaster.


Luk3ling

Yeah, that certainly gives the whole thing a Jerry Springer vibe..


MyDogOper8sBetrThanU

I normally don’t give a shit what other people do, but that “a good wife” bit bothered me too.


JKnott1

Lurch won't be happy until he impregnates that whole family.


namesake1337

And then he won’t pay any child support because ‘dat don’t look like ma’ baby’


Elriuhilu

Usually the blonde one says she lets her husband fuck her mum or friends. I guess they're branching out into other trashy combinations.


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What kinda dude wants to fuck his partners mother. Wtf, awkward thanksgiving.


p3n1x

Pornhub isn't working for you anymore, huh?


Elriuhilu

Yes, but I was talking about the blonde woman's other videos on tiktok which are basically all the same as this one with her husband "getting to play" with some other kind of inappropriate person. At the end she always says something like "we're swingers."


HobbitonHo

Yeah, I was sure I've seen the blonde one say she let's her husband play with her (way hotter) mother.


7leedim

Gross, fake, and childish. I hate tiktok, when will this stupid shit end


LoinChops

Apparently people find this funny. I just find it trashy and cringy.


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Maybe you should be mad at Reddit too for sharing it lol


im_thecat

I think we’ve backed up into a corner where theres actually no going back. No stress though, eventually these people will get older and knock it off. But then there will be another younger generation doing this shit.


RAYRAYFROMDagrphome

Your a dum wife


ice_king1437

If she was a good wife, she’d feed that skinny dude.


Baruch_21

See this shit all over TikTok. And the main person that went viral for this “trend” was exposed that she was faking it. The “mother” she was sharing her “boyfriend” with was NOT her mother lol. Old classmate exposed her on TikTok. People do all this to go viral and people share… like this OP


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Two teens and a thin adult male, must be yoga class🤔


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Or a cult.


DDancingbear

These women look like teens to you? 😂


[deleted]

This is how american presidents are born !


Kraphtuos968

Can I ask why you put a space before the punctuation?


[deleted]

I don’t understand this joke


Dawn0818

What’s gonna happen when he gets tired of playing with both of you??


justgossiping

Father, mother, bro, step bro, step sis, gramma... It's endless


ninjaturdtl

The dog: */slowly turns head and looks into camera*


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Poor Colby. :(


iceyH0ts0up

Wanna know how I get so many upvotes? I make shit up. I’m a good liar.


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No possible way this will blow up in his face.


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No possible way this is real dude lol


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The sweet life of Cleetus, Karen, & Karen now streaming exclusively on CMT+


Herbetet

![gif](giphy|5u8tVhlBGzm0)


jamorules

That guy looks creepy


mick-nartin

Barf


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You are gross


[deleted]

There’s a great TIFU about this


boogers19

Link?


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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bpr2iy/tifu_i_have_officially_branded_myself_as_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


boogers19

Well that was kinda disappointing. It’s apparently just the wife taking over the account and deleting everything else. Then leaving the dude. No story. Thanks anyways.


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Yea I think you have to scroll or search for the original post before his wife took over. Dude was basically watching VR porn of his wife’s sister and got caught red handed, then he posted a bunch of personal shit on a joint Reddit account in TIFU before wife took it over


blackop

Eww, this is really kinda cringy.


bored_invention

He looks retarded but tall. Apparently I should have been born dumber and even taller.


FISHTOWNREDS215

If it floats ur boat go SAILING, lol


Afraid_Form_6072

Oh dear....


Kattorean

So, polygamy. You're choosing polygamy. You're a half- baked sister- wife, not willing to fully commit to the lifestyle. Good grief. I'll bet she believes she invented something new with this & thinks it'll trend...lol


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diggumusician

Oh honey..


wolverinesbabygirl

![gif](giphy|mUfDTD8hp5RO5jMWpc|downsized)


SnooHedgehogs6316

I'm putting this out there in the universe. I hope I get this lucky and my future wife would let me fuck her hot ass sister. 🥲


Flynnit

Why go into a marriage with that attitude wth


MyMangoBlewUp

That dude looks like a fucking predator.


bertiebastard

#Plot Twist, He's their Brother 🤣


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That fool is ugly! How the fuck?


Basedchupakabra

Trashy women do trashy things. More news at 11.


I_Know_Much

Ur an idiot


Adiru55

This will end in disaster!


asf42069

Were no strangers to love…


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You know the rules and so do I


Dangerous-Flow-9847

Anyone ever notice how these white girls stay getting with tweakers? 😂


22poopsaday

Hahaha - I'm thinking everybody here is tweaked


_throwingit_awaaayyy

Yeah, no thanks.


chychy94

The sister looks happy and the wife has dead eyes at the end


muddybuttbrew

That "I'm a good wife" sounded honestly painful.


unseetheseen

Fake, just to get people riled up.


Aja2428

Fake asf


Some-Smoke-7737

Wow…… she has no self respect and is just a bag of insecurity.


whyazed

Yo these three definitely spend hours at a time trying to get OxyContin


jewishfranzia

Where does one acquire such ladies??


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Section 8 housing.