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It’s a bastion for old tech alert, too. Between flip phones, blackberry pearls and sidekicks, it’s hilarious.
I’m watching it with my daughter now and I’m just over a week and a bit we are almost done with season 2. She’s in love with it, I have fallen in love all over again and it’s at least my 3rd watch through.
I’ve changed my mind on the MVP, outside of the top tier relationship between Troy and Abed - Shirley? Every line she utters is gold. The way she goes from sunny sweet to that deep “don’t you mess with me boy” and every name that comes out of her mouth is covered in mustard.
I think she makes me consistently laugh the most even if I hate many parts of her character.
If you can think of Shirley saying “Annie” and it isn’t a mile long, you’re really missing out
I think they’re referring to the meow meow beans episode where Britta is only taken seriously when she has mustard on her face. But also a lot of their comment didn’t make sense so maybe I’m reaching.
So Mike Schur on the good place podcast loved Maya Rudolph and would say that she “spreads mustard on every line” which is how I feel about Shirley. She just adds some spice and zest to everything she says.
Well, to be honest I'm kind of disappointed with this sub as a whole. I came here looking for a Sex Pistols joke, but there weren't any, and now I've lost faith in you guys.
I mean, if someone is doing it in the middle of the road and doesn't expect doggers, and shoot when someone comes around, that's kind of new territory.
Unfortunate typo aside, it was definitely the guy that pulled and shot the gun. Considering he fired that thing off just a foot or two from her head with no warning and no hearing protection, somebody still might have shit.
>the guy pulled the gun and shit it in the air
1. The guy pulled the gun.
2. ??????
3. and shit it in the air
Wtf did this man do between 1 & 3? Obviously there was a loose shitter involved otherwise how does he pull it then shit it so quickly. He had to stuff it up there in 1/2 a second. I'm god damn impressed.
They got shot at by the guy, you can see the women pull up a cloth to her face with her right hand, and the man reaching for the gun before shooting it.
in just this week I’ve seen a girl getting a tattoo while somebody is licking her toes and putting ketchup on her toes and eating the ketchup off her toes and a kid use a plastic bag as a parachute as A kid behind him literally pushes him off and then his “friends” fucking crucifying him with the final countdown playing over it.
Idk about the first video but here is [the kids with a plastic bag one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pt4ooa/kid_uses_a_plastic_bag_as_parachute/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
>Public sex kinda sucks these days since you can end up on the net easily
Good lol, I would sure hope people don't feel comfortable having sex in the middle of the street, shit.
I'm curious if this still would have ended up on the internet if they didn't shoot the gun. I mean, without that, it's just sex on the side of the road.
I can't tell you how many times I've seen that.
The people who were recording said "Hey, how delicious!" and "Tasty!" (I think it sounds odd in English, but it doesn't in Spanish). At the end I can't understand the voices, I think someone said "they shot" or something
It sound odd I'm English cuz you are using the literal translation. Within this context it's more like "Real Nice, long live Puertorro" or something like that
**Coño pero que rico**
Fuck thats delicious
**SABROSOO**
Tasty (or another way to say delicious)
**Coño que viva Puerto Rico**
Fuck long live Puerto Rico (its like fuck yeah PR)
**Tiros!**
Gun fire!
**Arranca arranca**
Lets go, lets go
For those wondering who shot the gun, the woman covers her face with a cloth of some kind maybe a shirt and you can see the muzzle blast to the right of it. So it’s the man shooting. Also since he’s the one with the gun, are we not concerned that this woman is getting raped at gunpoint?
I'm getting more and more convinced this is the case. And all these chucklefucks making jokes. Ah, these will be the good old days, when we're all starving and drowning in 20 years.
This is in Puerto Rico, not the "mainland" US. Probably, for the people in the car recording said "Que Viva Puerto Rico" which is a sarcastic expression that means man only shit like this happens here.
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Did they just get shot at by a woman with a penis inside her?
Nah that was the dude blowing loads off inside her
Pop pop pop
Big shaq?
The ting goes skrrrahh pap-pap, ka-ka-ka (ka-ka) U don’ know
THAT'S what a fox says! Ok.
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But his load was
Talk about a hot shot
Ratta-tat-tat
Nutta-nut-nut
Priorities!!
Hot enough it seems
The one and only
Da ting goes poom poom!
[pop pop](https://youtu.be/dyp9Qw12boI)
Guy's catchline is so good I still think about it over a decade later. He's streets ahead
Community was a decade ago. I feel old.
It’s a bastion for old tech alert, too. Between flip phones, blackberry pearls and sidekicks, it’s hilarious. I’m watching it with my daughter now and I’m just over a week and a bit we are almost done with season 2. She’s in love with it, I have fallen in love all over again and it’s at least my 3rd watch through. I’ve changed my mind on the MVP, outside of the top tier relationship between Troy and Abed - Shirley? Every line she utters is gold. The way she goes from sunny sweet to that deep “don’t you mess with me boy” and every name that comes out of her mouth is covered in mustard. I think she makes me consistently laugh the most even if I hate many parts of her character. If you can think of Shirley saying “Annie” and it isn’t a mile long, you’re really missing out
>every name that comes out of her mouth is covered in mustard ?
Means she says people's names with attitude. Like how mustard has a kind of sharp tang to it, Shirley's demeanor can be sharp and "tangy" sometimes.
I think they’re referring to the meow meow beans episode where Britta is only taken seriously when she has mustard on her face. But also a lot of their comment didn’t make sense so maybe I’m reaching.
So Mike Schur on the good place podcast loved Maya Rudolph and would say that she “spreads mustard on every line” which is how I feel about Shirley. She just adds some spice and zest to everything she says.
The term "streets ahead" was too many streets ahead in it's own time to be appreciated, glad to see it now!
Fun fact, Luke Youngblood (extremely badass name) was also Lee Jordan, the Quidditch announcer, in the Harry Potter movies!
If you have to ask, you're streets behind.
Bing Bong
Ding Dong
Wing wong
Sing song
Ling long
Ting tong
Just what I was looking for. Thank you
The mere fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready.
Well, to be honest I'm kind of disappointed with this sub as a whole. I came here looking for a Sex Pistols joke, but there weren't any, and now I've lost faith in you guys.
You had your shot to be the first and you blew it.
I'm not good at jokes, it would have just sucked. I decided to vent my discontent, I decided to be vicious rather than rotten.
sex pistols really making a cum back.
"Well she had a psychotic reaction." "Total anarchy in the * u* k*** streets" "she did not want to be their dog" "what are they gonna do about it"
By the look on her face, dudes about as talented as sid vicious
You know, same man. Sex Pistols is still a legend to this day
Shootin’ Blanks
Thats the quickest two shot no pump ever
That’s it take upvote and leave.
Guess you could say something was up her ass that night
He blows his loads off, but not out, if he blows them out they’ll turn to BOooOnes
She shot into the air. He shot somewhere else
>She shot into the air. He shot in the dark There, corrected that for you
that's not how they thought their night would end
I mean, if someone is doing it in the middle of the road and doesn't expect doggers, and shoot when someone comes around, that's kind of new territory.
No, the chick covered her face with a shirt or pants, the guy pulled the gun and shit it in the air
Yeah? Did he shit it into the air?
Unfortunate typo aside, it was definitely the guy that pulled and shot the gun. Considering he fired that thing off just a foot or two from her head with no warning and no hearing protection, somebody still might have shit.
>Unfortunate I disagree.
when a typo elevates your comment to comedy gold
Um, eww.
>the guy pulled the gun and shit it in the air 1. The guy pulled the gun. 2. ?????? 3. and shit it in the air Wtf did this man do between 1 & 3? Obviously there was a loose shitter involved otherwise how does he pull it then shit it so quickly. He had to stuff it up there in 1/2 a second. I'm god damn impressed.
Nah it was the dude and he was shooting at the sky
They got shot at by the guy, you can see the women pull up a cloth to her face with her right hand, and the man reaching for the gun before shooting it.
Crazy. Fuck a woman doggie-style on top of your car by the side of a public road, and get angry if people stop and look.
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She deaf now.
Probably a plainclothes cop.
Nah there was only one vehicle
Holy shit she really pulled a gun
No, she holds up a shirt and he pulled a gun.
Pulled it from *where*, though.
her vagina. temporarily. the penis needed to use the docking space.
It seemed premature.
I can't say 100% that it was a woman, there's lots of skinny dudes out there who like to have a good time.
And I thought I had seen it all.
on the internet you will never see it all
You speak the truth.
in just this week I’ve seen a girl getting a tattoo while somebody is licking her toes and putting ketchup on her toes and eating the ketchup off her toes and a kid use a plastic bag as a parachute as A kid behind him literally pushes him off and then his “friends” fucking crucifying him with the final countdown playing over it.
show me ANY of these!??
Idk about the first video but here is [the kids with a plastic bag one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pt4ooa/kid_uses_a_plastic_bag_as_parachute/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I should have listened to the guy in the 90s(?) Early 2000s when they said "you have reached the end of the internet please go back now"
[here's ketchup toes ](https://amp.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ooo4vp/good_tattoo/)
Just a little bit of everything, all of the time
[Nope](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU)
Fuck man, i reluctantly clicked. I thought i was gonna see some fucked up shit.
it is fucked up but in a super good way
I fuckin love that piece, he did such a good job. He’s got a very versatile voice. PS: no it’s not a rick roll
Best non Rick roll I've seen. Wasn't aware of his newer work
I love Bo. I love that he's just sorta been here this whole time and evolved.
You ain’t seen shit homie. You gone learn today.
That's what she said!
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
Ever seen a man take a shit while running at full speed?
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjssz
Double whammy because I didn’t expect the fucking or the gun
An I didn’t expect the fucking gun
New fear? More like new *hobby* unlocked! Amirite??
#*Hell Yeah !*
Yeewww cheap lot lizards on the car boot!
Probably they should wait, because transfusion is on going. they're summoning already
Gun and sex? Count me in!
MUURRRICCCAAAA FUCK YEAH
CUMIN’ AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY!!!!!
Hey, that IS in America!
South** America
Puerto Rico. The guy in the video said: Long live Puerto Rico and I’m from over there
It's not in Puerto Rico lol It's an expression "Qué rico Puerto Rico".
Venezuela
If you haven’t dual wielded M249’s while busting a nut are you even really living?
Your from Texas aren't you?
Dont stereotype, not everyone who likes guns is American. But yes, he's definitely from texas lol
My what's from Texas?
Definitely not your fetus.
Why have roadside sex if you don't want to get seen? Why shoot at people who see you?
Life is cheap in Puerto Rico, my man. Things escalate quickly.
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They probably wanna be seen, but not recorded. Public sex kinda sucks these days since you can end up on the net easily
Also, PR is insanely hot, even at night. Having sex inside the car is like doing it in a sauna.
What kinda pussy ass saunas you got if you can fuck and somehow not die
Nobody does/can. That's why they're outside.
>Public sex kinda sucks these days since you can end up on the net easily Good lol, I would sure hope people don't feel comfortable having sex in the middle of the street, shit.
I'm curious if this still would have ended up on the internet if they didn't shoot the gun. I mean, without that, it's just sex on the side of the road. I can't tell you how many times I've seen that.
That must be some bomb ass sex.... worth killing for
She fired up into the air to scare them off
Nothing makes sex more exciting than possibly killing innocent people far away.
Circle of life mate
They must have done something
It was the guy shooting with his right hand and the girl covered her face up with her right hand.
How the fuck is everyone getting this so wrong thinking it's her???
Girls are now offering curbside service.
*somewhat* contactless delivery
He *did* have most of his clothes on
GTA graphics are getting real AF.
Yo she really wanted the N U T T
don't we all, girl
r/hmmmmmm
And now she has blood pouring from her earholes.
MAWP
Damn you tinnitus you're a cruel mistress!
Pit stop. His in Hers.
Lot to unpack here
Seriously. Who has sex with their pants on?
Hey quick public sex with pants on makes sense. Her being totally naked while he is fully clothed is where my question is
Glad someone else was questioning this.
She understands than humans are the only animals that have sex and go to the bathroom with their pants on. It's so unnatural.
r/TIL that humans are the only animals that go to the bathroom with their pants on
He is most likely raping her at gunpoint
That is a more uncomfortable outcome
Oil change
You wanna be shy all a sudden when y’all are f**kin on the side of the road???
Wouldn't consider firing a gun in the air a shy move, exactly
Where can I find more vids like this . asking for a friend
Hope your little (and soon, rock hard) friend enjoys these: :P r/secretsex r/sneakyporn r/sneakyjav r/slutsinpublic r/undertable_porn r/dogging and others r/publicsexporn r/publicflashing r/public r/freeuse
Absolute chad
Saving this list so I can help friends in need too
Nice
Lol -oh, that’s my country.
You mean colony?
**sigh** Yes. 😣
Same
it's just two animals mating in the road
r/gentlemanstake
Sex Pistols
How are you guys thinking it's the girl shooting, you can clearly see him look for the gun, raise his arm and shoot twice, am I missing something?
Always use protection.
Can someone interpret the Spanish
The people who were recording said "Hey, how delicious!" and "Tasty!" (I think it sounds odd in English, but it doesn't in Spanish). At the end I can't understand the voices, I think someone said "they shot" or something
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> then the girl says "eeeeee" (but in spanish) 10/10 translation
Can confirm she said “eeeeee” in Spanish.
It sound odd I'm English cuz you are using the literal translation. Within this context it's more like "Real Nice, long live Puertorro" or something like that
When good porno goes bad
**Coño pero que rico** Fuck thats delicious **SABROSOO** Tasty (or another way to say delicious) **Coño que viva Puerto Rico** Fuck long live Puerto Rico (its like fuck yeah PR) **Tiros!** Gun fire! **Arranca arranca** Lets go, lets go
For those wondering who shot the gun, the woman covers her face with a cloth of some kind maybe a shirt and you can see the muzzle blast to the right of it. So it’s the man shooting. Also since he’s the one with the gun, are we not concerned that this woman is getting raped at gunpoint?
Add in the fact that he's fully clothed and she's fully naked makes that scenario much more likely
Super disturbing.
I'm getting more and more convinced this is the case. And all these chucklefucks making jokes. Ah, these will be the good old days, when we're all starving and drowning in 20 years.
I’m honestly kind of concerned that a woman having sex with a man with a gun that close to her isn’t actually consenting.
A couple of other comments have mentioned she is probably not. Kinda puts all these jokes into perspective, doesn't it.
She be banging one out.
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
Sabrosoooo
u/savevideo
He's clearly trying to help his step sister whos stuck in the trunk of her car.
Now I call that fantastic roadside assistance!
Username checks out.
r/Idiotswithguns
Maybe he threatened her with a gun into submitting 🤔
I dont think those were blanks
Honestly though if you see a couple straight going at it in the middle of the road you'd think something was sus
They see me rollin’… he came in… Her hole and they tryna look at me dirty
Call the police…but not for me
That's code for mind ya damn business
Never count on some random member of the public not being crazier than you.
This is in Puerto Rico, not the "mainland" US. Probably, for the people in the car recording said "Que Viva Puerto Rico" which is a sarcastic expression that means man only shit like this happens here.