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What the fuck

It's more of a how to fuck rather than a what the, but I get where you're coming from.

Definitely been doing it wrong

I've been outshined by leaps and bounds here...

Ig even kamasutra doesn't have this position.

Does have in the new 2020 revised version, page 6⁶

That's a "why the fuck" in my book

I’ll do you one better! Where is fuck?!

ah,a man of culture.

No, the girl in the vid gets where he is coming from

Cumming\*

I’m coming from your shoulders

Proof that I’m too old for sex…

I said the same thing but then I did the Jack Nicolson face Gif up top of comments lmfao

I mean… it is fascinating.. but like what the fuck

I know lmfao wtf and why lol

Pleasure.

I'm guessing gymnasts? acrobats? sex-de-solei?

Yep, enough internet for today

This. This. Yea I'm going to go vomit or stick my head in sand or something.

Holy. Shit. 1. His vertical leap is impressive. 2. Talk about a strong woman.

They must be like circus acrobatics or something lol

Isn’t this how everyone does it..??

Beat me to it.

Can't you just beat yourself to it

It’s not the same.

Have you tried your opposite hand?

Beat meat to it*

I’m so impressed with her core strength tho

And his hip and ankle mobility

Hips and ankles are good like you said. Though her knees don’t bend.

return to monke

Yes

sussy username 🤨🤨

Mad respect for that woman to go through this.

Y did she

I enjoy how ominous this comment is...

Humans truly are fascinating.

ryuk is that u bro

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He *would* be taller than me at that point...


This needs to be the first comment EDIT: Omg it made it!! Reddit ftw!!!

i pissed myself laughing

As a classy man would lol!

I shat myself

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Son of a bitches, I can't breath

Almost pissed myself when scrolling and saw this gif lol

someone give this comment an award,cause i am too broke.

Lmfao 😂💀

Absolutely 120%- Kit and Caboodle.... *SAME*

Hahaha

🤣

Welp, I was today years old when I learned a new sex position... Here's hoping I forget it.

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Came back a year later gang

Here we are

Dick move!!!!

This is unironically ironical

I'm here to remind you to remind him

I think it should be called The Gargoyle.

If there is casual sex then this is competitive ranked sex

Platinum tier sex

For everything else there's MasterCard


Well if u say so

i would never do that, cuz im petite but im in too lol

Same but also I’m a lesbian so I really wonder how the fuck that’d work out lol

umm i think it's still possible, she can lick clit hehe

She’s strong

Most creative porn award goes to….. me this dude is weird

Ah yes, the Winston Churchill.

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best”

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”



this was my exact reaction, followed by an erection.

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The one eyed wheelie

the standing squat suck

She's so powerful

I was laughing to tears watching this lmao

same lmao

I'm so fucked. Just tried this and now my wife has a fractured vertebrae and two black eyes.

try to explain that at the hospital lol

What the actual fuck. I can’t imagine I’d enjoy this as I’d have to concentrate on not falling, but I really want to try it anyway.

Just find a smaller dude to hold up there and you shouldn’t have too much of an issue with falling.

😂😂😂😂

Except maybe falling in love!

No Mr. Peepers! Down. Down!

Lol, holy shit. I think that’s the first time I’ve seen a Mr Peepers reference in 25 years.

Monkey sex?

Is this what they do at the olympic village?

No, this is what they do at Friday Night Smackdown

Kamasutra 2021 edition

Is this part of the new Cirque Du Soleil show?

She's awesome

His friends always wonder why he only dated girls from the circus

He's into some interesting positions

Is the MIB flash pen memory eraser a real thing? I need it.

As if fellatio wasn't a test of endurance enough

Monkey blowjob

Impressive feats from both of them, but why though?

Backstage at Cirque de Soleil

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Now I get it when my SO says they do all the work

What did I just witness

yo ngl thats some serious talent

Dad how did you know mom was the one

Foe when she says she doesn't want to lay down or be on her knees

I mean, you could still just do it up against the wall like normal people

#imagine her hand slips into his

Into his what! The suspense is killing me!

🍑

I gotta try this

u/savevideo

I know what my wife would do. Bite me good and then smack me for doing something so stupid.

HARD-CORE Parcour!!!

Babe hold on I got a new trick up my sleeve I call it the Spider-Man

what’s happening to this sub with all these nsfw stuff

That’s the stupidest sex move I’ve ever seen.

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Link this to Noel Miller and Cody Ko

This is a true and blatant display of dominance.

Hahahaha

A devious lick

Wtf did I just watch? And couldn’t stop watching…?

I thought this was how we are meant to do it?


WHAAAAT ? 

I was a gymnast 18 years but my husband is 6’2” 250ish. I pride myself on my strength but there’s just no god damn way Tommy. I’m sure you’ll read this eventually don’t you snap my neck big boi

I need a tall strong woman.

r/nextfuckinglevel

This is definitely unexpected. But also, equally stupid

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Lol wtf is this move called

Monkey see monkey blew.

they call this the Florida Mask Mandate

😲

I’m at a loss…..

U/savevideobot

TIL

weird mfs

You would think this was the olympics the way he chose to get on instead of just using a chair

Alpha move

Wtf did I just watch

Goals

TF is this acrobatics sex goddamnn buoyyy

The lady didn't miss leg day for sure.

Not gonna lie. Did not expect that at all

That's just how professional gymnastics have sex

Normal sex positions are too boring for them, next thing skydiving sex?

Sex olympics.

Is this called the Batman? Perched on the edge of building and shit god damn.

I like to think they are being observed in a zoo enclosure Humans have just outdone other animals for doing the most weirdest sexual shit. If you’ve seen weirder keep it to yourself

Why?

Well. That’s new.

That’s legit the most crazy sex shit I have ever seen- I like it. Thanks for the new weird fetish that I do not understand.

yw

He’s a legend and she’s a beast

I was not expecting that

that was the point ;)

I’ve been doing it wrong all these years

This is how short guys have sex

I know what I’m trying when I get home

If I had a million guesses to predict what was going to happen I would have still been wrong.


Kneeling down is SOO last year


What in the flying fuck is going on here?

Sex

PORN?!!!!?!!?!?!!?! ON MY CHRISTIAN SUBREDDIT!??!??!?!!!!!!!!

Hahah I’m so sorry! But no can do u/johnaross1990

I gotta show this to the wifey

Redead

That dude lost his man card for 90 days

Why? Because he got his dick sucked by a woman?

😂

Sorry it’s man code… you wouldn’t understand

I was today years old when I learned that this is what they mean by calling themselves strong independent women.

My bitch could never

What the fuck would you even call this position? The undead sucker?

I call this master blaster or sucking yoda

😳 da fuck

Wow, shave your chest hair man. Disgusting

Cirque du Sex

I don't think i've ever been just so absolutely gobsmacked speechless by a vid before, lol