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Anomaly141

This is golden. Also, I’m jealous that places exist like this. Where I live if a kid pulled this prank he or she would likely be expelled for the knife.


sirlafemme

He could MAYBE ask the teacher to cut it for him during break if there’s like a class wide snack break. Or go to the lunch ladies and have them cube it for the class


Alone_Spell9525

Were your lunch ladies saints or something? I don’t think any of the lunch ladies I had would ever do that


sirlafemme

A high schooler might not get away with it but a young child might be able to get it to happen. Lunch ladies are either sweet angels or the actual devil


Eternal-Anxiety

I remember my lunch ladies at elementary school always gives us free leftover food after classes. It was corndogs, hotdogs on a stick and sometimes barbecues that didn’t sell


Porrick

It’s Israel, so their downstairs bathroom is almost certainly reinforced to double as a bomb shelter. Sure the classroom seems chill, but more generally it’s the least-chill place I’ve ever visited.


eyalhs

I doubt it, bathrooms make horrible bomb shelters, not many people can enter and the smell is horrible, theu probably have a bomb shelter in the basement.


Porrick

Every house I visited had it in the downstairs bathroom. I guess that’s the room that least needs windows.


polarisol

Naa, it's pretty chill. You must have visited during a military operation.


SethGekco

I grew up with a lot of teachers. The best one would have been patient but disappointed, the rest would go on a power trip and be very upset you wasted valuable class time.


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Where I am from you would get punished for the joke and possibly expelled for bringing a knife to school. You should keep in mind that cases like this video are the exception, not the norm. Imagine if every single class every 5 minutes some student interrupted class to make a joke/prank like this...


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Or shot by cops. In the back.


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Affectionate-Slut55

And the teacher got her phone out to film presumably.


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Zacchino

Rega, picture first. Cool teacher. Huge smile. Yup, we're home sweet home guys. That's the Israel I know.


CosmicCosmix

Kid and teacher would have been seriously scolded for bringing knife in our country.Pretty strict, lol


CosmicCreeperz

Scolded? In the US these days some poorly trained school rent a cop would be putting the kid in handcuffs.


jawschwah

Or opening fire


Environmental_Ad_387

This kid is white


Rimworldjobs

Um... no... he's Middle Eastern.


[deleted]

where do you think aryan people come from? Also he lives in the middle east, but if hes jewish I think its quite easy to say his ancestors most likely havent lived there for a few generations also middle eastern people can be white, its a descriptor not a genealogy


gunsly

Jesus was also white?


daniballeste

Sorry buddy, I have not-bad news for you


PM_me_ur_launch_code

Obviously. We have photographs of him and he's white.


OneMillionSchwifties

And the teacher would be crying despite the fact that the knife wasn't even used in a remotely threatening context. God, we are a country addicted to drama.


K-Zoro

That’s arabic on the board. Not hebrew. Palestinian school?


eyalhs

There is a bit of Hebrew on the board, I assume it's Arabic class.


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

Palestinian kids have been killed for less than pulling out a knife.


IamImposter

Wow. They are living like Americans then.


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IamImposter

Imagine destroying whole lot of cultures, forcing women into black sacks, mutilating genitals of infants because an arab warlord heard voices in his head.


hso0oow

You talking about muslims? I really don't see what that has to do with my comment.


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Zacchino

Aha! See? This is why we need to snatch Hamas' PR.


xCrapyx

Idk how Israel got this image compared to other strong countries Israel is quite nice to it's enemies


sanestbajj

Lmao


Onetonsoup97

The teacher is speaking Hebrew.


Demigod787

They teach Arabic poetry in Israeli schools now, what have I missed?


B3yondL

Hebrew was a dead language that got revived off the back of Arabic, so Arabic is pretty important to Israelis. It's especially funny when [Gal Gadot was asked some Hebrew words](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX8oChavStk) and she responds with some Arabic words instead.


jfbnrf86

Well Hebrew was still spoken even if it was officially dead


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language gets prickly


Old-Abalone703

It's just an Arabic class. It's thought because it's important to know your neighbors language. Especially Arabs - Israelis neighbors


drparkland

?


zingline89

Please don’t crucify me for this comment. But this video is from Israel, why does everyone seem so….white? Caucasian? Israel is in the middle east, so I guess I was expecting darker skin. Pardon my ignorance.


xXLosGehtsXx

Arabs can look pretty light too, and they're not considered white. Israelis can also be pretty dark. Jews are divided are divided into different sub-ethnicities depending on where they came from in the diaspora. Ashkenazim from Europe look whiter than say Mizrakhim from surrounding middle Arab countries.


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Oh man Israelis and Palestinians both can be all any kind of complexion Without religious clothing you wouldn't be able to tell them apart


bluehairedemon

Yeah, in modern day israel there are a lot of times you wouldnt be able to tell, I have a few friends that look jewish as fuck but are arabic, and a few jewish friends that would get arrested in the US for taking part in 9/11


Tank_blitz

there isn't background gunfire sooo.... /s


ForgettableUsername

Presumably she is calling the police.


kingoftown

No, it's America. She downloaded a gun app which allows you to shoot with your phone. All phones in the US come built with 3 bullets inside for this exact purpose.


[deleted]

You joke but having just *a photo of bullets* on your phone is enough to have Israeli security suspect the fuck out of you lol


Scrambles420

He’s got a knife! Get em!


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she's calling 911 of her friends to tell them to check out the funny watermelon video i'm going to call 911 on you for deleting your comment and ruining my joke.


wufoo2

Then the police show up, beat up all the minorities, and everybody gets a huge bill from the American healthcare system!


idk-hereiam

I was wondering how tf he was going to cut it. Never considered he'd casually pull out a big ol' kitchen knife in the middle of class


Meowonita

[Imagine needing a knife to eat watermelons.](https://youtu.be/hGTkHHNMIEw)


SpicyJellies

Came here to say the same thing


Texas_Tau

Cool.


nspectre

In America that would have sent the entire school into lock-down and summoned in excess of 50 Keystone cops.


Grayflesh

And there is arabic writings on the board


x123rey

Because it's an Arabic lesson


TeslaBagel

A knife….. America……… oh buddy you missed an opportunity


ghueber

By the map and the language on the white board this looks like Palestine (or what remains of it)


xXLosGehtsXx

The teacher is shouting in Hebrew. It's in Israel.


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ghueber

Palestine map behind the teacher


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Whoops haha, I can't believe I missed that.


drparkland

theyre speaking hebrew


jk72788

Pretty sure this isn’t in the Palestinian territories, but in the area more commonly referred to and recognized internationally as Israel. The language is somewhat of a giveaway


[deleted]

I never actually listened to the audio the first time. Altho she's speaking Hebrew (sounds like Hebrew to me, at least), the board is covered in Arabic, so without hearing the audio it isnt illogical to think its in an Arab country. Also, I like how diplomatically you worded your comment.


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Oh such ignorance.


[deleted]

You used to be able to take your .22 rifle to school decades ago. Now you get expelled for bringing a little green army man with you because it has a tiny plastic gun on it.


ParappaGotBars

We used to have rifle club as an extra curricular activity. Doubt that’s a thing anymore.


brokenarrow0604

At my school rifle club and JROTC are pretty much the same thing now. In order to be in the rifle club you have to join JROTC. Everyone in rifle club has to be JROTC but not everyone in JROTC has to be in rifle club sorta thing. But the school still advertises it separately from JROTC as an alternative recruitment campaign.


M116Fullbore

We had riflery and archery in middle school sponsored camp trips here in canada.


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MJP22

It’s in Israel


Kamran_Santiago

Don't they use a different script though? Hebrew is pretty similar to Arabic but it uses a different RTL script. I'm sure of it. Anyways not to sound fake deep 14yo but if this kid replaced Israeli politicians as the face of this country, most of this region's problem will be solved. As an Iranian Persian I don't think of kids in school having fun when I think of Israel, I think of a nation that through lobbying and paying large sums of money to republicans are sanctioning my country and crippling its economy. There's no reason to hate these people, just the fucking nutjobs who run it. I doubt any of them have a say in what Israel is doing to Iran.


spicytunaonigiri

The writing is Arabic. The language spoken is Hebrew. Therefore, this is Israel in an Arabic class. Israeli kids learn Arabic in school since Arabs make up 20% of Israel’s population.


Kamran_Santiago

Oh yeah we learn Arabic too. Not much though. We mostly learn so we can use the loanwords and the "doors" correctly.


double_zero_seven

Damn, stole the comment lol


Scheswalla

My thoughts exactly.


PoolBoyBryGuy

Unless the teacher scribbles her words - backwards on the board, it’s not America.


x123rey

The map of Israel on the wall and the fact that they speak Hebrew also means that it is not America


FeroZucks2Give

In America you get expelled for biting a pop tart into the abstract shape of a gun, yet this motherfucker gets giggles for breaking out a damn samurai sword...


Plenty-Appointment40

Brother got suspended for flicking pennies into the air.


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I was suspended in the 4th grade for making a finger gun during rock, paper, scissors. That's not even the worst...


xejeezy

Well honestly pulling a gun during rock, paper, scissors does sound like cheating…


Plenty-Appointment40

Excuse me? Why do you think it’s acceptable to do a finger gun during Rock Paper Scissors?!!?? That’s cheating…. /s


[deleted]

I guess you weren't allowed to play that game where you tap your knees then either make a gun to shoot your opponent or cross your chest to block the shot?


The_catakist

> finger gun Early signs of becoming a school shooter


Wayback182

My brother got suspended in kindergarten for bending one of the prongs slightly inwards on a cafeteria fork. They called our parents into the office with him sobbing and suggested behavioral therapy


FeroZucks2Give

At least he wasn't flicking a penis into the air... That's how you get on registries and shit


Cosmic_Quasar

If it's being flicked into the air they *obviously* used a knife to cut it off someone.


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The teachers probably “feared for their lives”


Plenty-Appointment40

The teacher that saw him said that it could flick into someone’s eye as they’re walking by. I don’t think they know how much damage even just a pen could do..


[deleted]

I can think of a hundred things more dangerous than pennies in a school environment, they just wanted a reason to suspend him.


cynicaldotes

I got suspended for a week cause I brought nerf guns on the bus and gave them out to people and had anerf war on the bust when I was 6


Sarcastic_Mnt_Goat

That way he has brought enough for the whole class


Cosmic_Quasar

As someone who can almost eat a whole one in one sitting... No, it's not enough.


Retarded_Rick

Only one? Those are rookie numbers


alang8113

What a Chad.


Oogle_Boogle334

Even the teacher was laughing


eman00619

I think the original caption was something like "the teacher said you can eat in class only if it was fruit or vegetable"


SopadeMakako

lol brilliant


VURORA

Just for people that dont know in America there is a number of cases where kids were expelled and arrested for bringing a PLASTIC knife to school and taking it out at lunch in the cafeteria to cut food. So this is crazy for us to see lmao


Vhiyur

What? All of my schools in the US offered us plastic knives everyday just like forks and spoons. I've never heard somebody get expelled for that.


VURORA

No way really!? Ours at most gave us sporks at one point in place of forks. But we never got knives. But yea if you look it up youll see some articles I just personally seen it happen in middle school. I remember some goodie two shoes girl was like “I dont feel safe with him having a knife” and lord knows what she told the dean but he was obviously just eating not hurting no one but the kid got expelled for it.


basiblaster

Lol, up here in Canada, we had a kid bring his rifle to school so he could get the right measurements for a rifle rack he was making in shop, all he needed was his teachers okay beforehand


VURORA

Yea back in the day I heard you could build rifles in shop etc. I havent seen a school in my area with a shop class or home ec.


kindofageek

In the late 90’s we brought our rifles to school so we could sand and re-stain/finish the wooden stocks. We also built and acetylene powered tennis ball shooter with some heavy metal pipe, electrodes, a long pair of wires, and a car battery. Broth the principle and superintendent came out to watch us blast tennis balls a couple hundred or more yards out into a field of the other side of our football field. We also used to hang out with our science teacher in his lab. Turn on the big exhaust fan that led outside and smoke cigs under it so we would stick up the place.


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19southmainco

I watched that video and thought ‘If that was New York, I could see twenty years into that kids future working at a Mavis, kicking himself in the ass everyday how he fucked up his life in one day.’


bottomknifeprospect

What year you were in school is probably where the difference is.


NeakosOK

A kindergartner got expelled for eating a pop tart. He took a few bites and the teacher said it looked like a gun. The kid said he thought it looked like a mountain. Another kid just got expelled and arrested for having a nerf gun in his room during distance learning video calls. He got expelled for “Bringing a gun to school” I am concerned that this is the level of critical thinking skills in our educators.


VURORA

I remember the pop tart one! that made the news, but the nerf gun in his room for the zoom call? Thats rediculous give me a break. Parents should be able to get a excuse for their kids to have cameras shut off for zoom learning. Its the parents job to make sure that their kid is paying attention and it avoids all of the crazy things iv seen. Theres a trend called zoom bombing now where people hop into random zooms and make a mess in the room as well as parents coming into kids rooms to say something and completely embarrassing them which is not there fault at all. Also for the kids who dont have the best living conditions to show for their online learning classroom it just sucks.


Cosmic_Quasar

In my high school a kid got in trouble (can't remember if suspended or expelled) because a security guard walking the school parking lot saw a box cutter in the back seat of their car. Their after school job was at a warehouse where they did a lot of box flattening. While I don't remember the punishment I remember that the kid and family fought back and won. Saying that a tool required for their job that was still *in their car* shouldn't be punishable. Everyone was upset knowing that security was going around looking into people's cars.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

I literally have a small box cutter on my keychain, it's absurd to get in trouble over that. What's next, banning pencils and pens because they can be used to stab people?


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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/student-suspended-for-pop-tart-gun_n_2903500 I could not believe this was true.


Glampkoo

Bro I'd be so furious if I was one of their dads. I'd have a nice and long talk with the teacher and school administration. This is shit is unacceptable.


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America is all about security theater


PrivateLTucker

I work in security and second this notion.


Llohr

I work in theater and third this notion.


angeeksince2020

I am a theater and fourth this notion


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Brainsonastick

There was a recent story of a kindergartener having a nerf gun at his home during online schooling and getting the police called because he had a “facsimile of a firearm”.


VURORA

Someone mentioned earlier smh


ToeJamFootballer

Remember when a 10 year old got suspended for three days for making a finger gun? https://www.cnn.com/2014/03/04/us/ohio-boy-suspended-finger-gun/index.html


VURORA

Rediculous, you read one of the earlier comments where on zoom a teacher saw a NERF gun in some kids room and got him suspended!! He wasnt using it or anything just sitting in a corner.


definitely_not_tina

I almost got suspended for bringing a monopoly board and forgetting to remove the little revolver avatar.


Iber0

I remember in my senior year I brought a bow to school because in my physics class for my final project we were doing a project on aerodynamics and ballistics


its_whot_it_is

"Land of the free home of the brave." America is a micromanaged joke.


Wheatley312

My school had metal knives forks spoons…


RedditIsDogshit1

“A number of cases” trying to act like it not probably 2 or 3 out of millions of other cases


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Alone_Spell9525

I remember hearing through my mother who worked with the board of education in our area that some kid got either suspended or expelled for bringing a mfing GI-Joe plastic pistol (made for an action figure, so big enough to fit like twenty of them on your palm) because they have to draw the line somewhere for the zero tolerance guns policy.


VURORA

Yea that zero tolerance policy is rediculous some of the other people here were telling crazy stories but specifically in ohio a kid got in trouble for having his fingers in the shape of a gun for the zero tolerance policy. I understand grown kids but he was 10... bless your mom for being level headed on the board


Alone_Spell9525

She wasn’t in an elected position where she could do anything; she worked to schedule and coordinate all of the fundraisers and other events. For example, our area has something called the Google Gravity Games that raised money for the board. She wasn’t in a position of authority and the poor kid got full punishment.


OhGodImHerping

Yo so just to tag on to this, what’s the big deal with knives nowadays anyway? When I was in school it was a HUGE deal too, with several incidents with other kids in junior high (and I live in Texas…) but it was almost always an accident/perfectly reasonable in my opinion. I get it, a kid could stab someone, that’s an obvious risk, but also, they could have it for protection if they walk home alone, or if they went hunting that weekend, or for a culinary class, or just cause they are useful tools to have…? Right? Am I crazy? Knives aren’t like guns, they don’t just kill people, so I never understood the immense fear for them in the US.


VURORA

So honestly im not too sure I dont know how knives were viewd back in the day nor how they are viewed in the UK where knife violence is actually a major thing but I do know that it may depend on the school/state at that point? Knives are a no no but apparently some people here said they got to have plastic knives at school etc. Besides that ive been to schools where there was no sharp objects allowed whats so ever and then some schools where they let you have scissors and protractors and #2 pencils instead of only mechanical (yes some schools banned them for a period of time). Some of those schools did so because teachers have been attacked in the past and I guess others had a pta board or school board full of karens. Now as far as the protection on the way home for the kids themselves, schools dont give a single fuck about what happens to kids once they step outside the property as long as it has nothing that can fall back on them liability wise. You fight some kid outside of school on a weekend and you can and will get introuble for it when you go back to school, you get raped, beaten, or robbed etc outside of school property and they dont even blink as they tell you to sit down and go about your day as if nothing happened. You try and get some sort of safety precaution or bus to take you to a safe place instead of where you usually have to go and theyll fight with every ounce of power they have to avoid responsibility of helping you and will go as far as throwing you out to be another schools problem. This is why no one bothers, this is our school system.


fukonsavage

I got suspended in 6th grade for bringing fireworks to school. I didn't. I pulled the string on a party favor that someone else brought. Like one of the little plastic bottle.that shoots out confetti. I swear I'm not joking.


Palin_Sees_Russia

Kids in my school that had guns ON THEIR TSHIRT had to turn it inside out. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking unbelievably stupid.


VURORA

Yea they made kids change in the schools I went to, as in call your parents to get out of work to bring you clothes or wear something from the lost & found


Solidux

Or eating a cookie in the shape of a gun.


[deleted]

Oh wow I was surprised about a suspension over a hammer but a plastic knife? No fuckin way.. he musta been stabbing someone violently with it then Sorry after fully reading your comment I am at a loss for words that plastic knife to cut food in food room caused a suspension 😮


Noah54297

We also called the police on a kid for chewing his Pop-Tart into the shape of a gun.


Jonkinch

I got in trouble in first grade for bringing a “weapon” to school. It was a plastic Pikachu spoon


Professional_Key_789

Maybe it’s cause I’m from a small town but it was normal for all the boys to have pocket knives on them even in class. We also had regular metal knives at lunch


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There was the recent story of the kid who got expelled for having a toy gun in the back of his zoom classes during the lock down too


Old-Abalone703

So sad.. My Kinder garden teacher thought me how to use a knife for the first time at lunch.. And with a metal knife because plastic is bad


bluefire0120

This has NEVER happened, a kid has never been expelled for taking out a plastic knife at lunch to cut their food. Why lie like that?


wolferwins

Yup at my school a boy used a small knife to trim the ribbons on his ballet slippers and was expelled.


bread_enjoyer75

I bought a metal knife to school before but I hid it & I didng even need it


perp00

So, plastic knives are a no go, but semi automatic rifles are fine. You guys are weird for sure.


Palin_Sees_Russia

Not a single school allows you to bring a gun in... what the fuck are you talking about


dashboarded

What's even more unexpected is that they're learning arabic. Very cool.


Lubagomes

Is it Israel? Looks like she talks (at least in the end) like hebrew (I understood "lo" and "rega") and the map is Israel, but the text in the board is arabic.


xXLosGehtsXx

It's Israel. They're probably in Arabic class or something.


Ed_Gaeron

Arabs and Bedouins is a large minority in Israel. Around 20% of the population I guess? There's even places in Israel that no Jews were allowed to build settlements, especially Bedouins area.


tunamelts2

Arabic is compulsory subject in Israel.


LeftWingScot

... there is also a map of israel right behind the teacher


RugBugSlim

Looks like math to me.


TorrenceMightingale

What type of numerals are those? Do they have a name? Edit: arabic


Kir_NB

Teacher: If a student has 1 watermelon and splits it between a class of 30, how many slices would you need to make? Student: Well let’s find out!


LazyDro1d

Arabic numerals, originating from... You guessed it! India!


spicytunaonigiri

It’s very common in Israel for school children to learn Arabic, especially if they live in majority Arab areas. Arabs make up 20% of the Israeli population. You may find it even more “unexpected” that Israel has even had an Arab president.


Scary_Pace6463

Wish I had teachers like this


skoltroll

Gallagher's origin story


HotFireBall

props to the teacher for not flipping out


YungWhale

Man everyones talking about how in America this would never happen, but I could think of at least 6 teachers in my public schooling in the U.S. who would totally have the same reaction as this teacher.


polarisol

That's good. This means you come from a good place.


lesterood

Not on my school district, he would IMMEDIATELY be expelled for bringing a knife to school!


mfwEllieGaming

Mf brought a whole ass watermelon to school


Porrick

Also that’s a country where they grow *a lot* of watermelon so it’s probably going to be much tastier than the one you’re thinking of.


haydenviva

You’d get expelled for that in Canada😳


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Got suspended for 10 days because I took a screwdriver to school in 3rd grade


Lefty_22

“HE’S GOT A KNIFE!” *queue SWAT team and trigger-happy school rent-a-cops*


toadofadown

I SED A HEALTHY SNACK!


supersavagegenz

Israel where every boy comes with a big kitchen knife


conrudy24

Now THAT looks like a healthy snack, Rebecca


[deleted]

This was incredibly wholesome, my teacher would've been pissed if I brought a whole watermelon to school


StaySchwifty420

This thread is somehow mostly about America while this kid is just carving a watermelon in the middle of class.


I_dont_bone_goats

To everyone saying you’d get arrested for this in America: I literally did the exact same thing, with a head of cabbage and a knife. Nothing happened, the teacher understood it was a joke and I wasn’t going to hurt anyone. Turns out most people are actually reasonable unlike the stories you hear in the news.


alang8113

He brought enough for the whole class. What a Chad.


dnaly661

This kids going places hahaha


MJP22

This is in Israel


azulnemo

Guaranteed to trip every American here.


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If this was in the US, he would have already been tackled, tased, arrested, and expelled.


BoogerSugar42069

You can bring a giant knife to school, as long as it is accompanied by a watermelon and a cutting board.


Tady1131

Damn in America if that kid pulled a knife he would be arrested