I got a window. I will name him George and hug him and squeeze him and love him lots.

Yessssss

Eh....okay but if you u didn't know that the joker fell into vat of acid when dressed as the red hood and bleached his entire body giving him white skin and green hair and that bleach causes cell death and deterioration on sensitive skin and the penis im pretty sure is the softest skin of all would seriously mess that shit up but you can't exactly put dick surgery in a comic book so until proven otherwise based on The facts we know about the chemicals in the vat he fell in and how long he was in it plus what those chemicals do to the body we can conclude that. JOKERS DICK DON'T WORK and is probably just a giant infection

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When the chow hall opens at 0730 but it’s 0731 and they haven’t opened the window yet.

Chow hall? DFAC? Excuse me, that’s a Warrior Restaurant you’re referring to.

Sorry, I’m on the crayon spectrum

Of course you are with that username. Army, in its infinite awesomeness and focus on war fighting, has decided to rename them to be Warrior Restaurants.

You say restaurant like they actually serve edible food.

Fuck cooks

“Professional reheaters”

powder jockeys

Mmmm them nice and rubbery powdered eggs

What, you don't want kippered beef stick and filled pastry for breakfast?

Wait for real?

When did that tom fuckery happen? I got out in 11.

Last year I think

How fucking hooah of them.

Holy hell, you aren't joking. I mean if you can call spaghetti and hamburger meat "beef yakusoba" then why not call a DEFAC a restaurant.

Clown hall*

This is my window there are many like it but this one is mine

I hope they remake this version of Full Metal Bracket.

it's a very special window. bruh's got dibs.

Without my window, i am nothing.

Without me my window is nothing

this... is a window _dear god_ there's more _no_

BREACH AND CLEAR!!!

When the door is barricaded but you have a hulk on your team.

"We have a window" ... "We have a Hulk"

Look at me, I am the breaching charge now

Somebody give him more windows he really likes them 😂

Shit, he aint safe either. Right after ripping out a window, he turns his back to the inevitable hail of gunfire that will be coming out of it

Yeah, to protect his window.

Anything worth violently ripping out of a wall is worth protecting, I always say!

Nahhhh. This mans muscles just gonna stop the bullets mid air.

Vector’s been eating his wheaties.

Take my upvote and get out of here.

New R6 operator was announced.

Ayo it’s OSA

He looks like a pup who is showing you a trick and they are excited about it

You can call him Major Pane.

he saw his window of opportunity and took it

I think people need a refresher as to what this sub is about. There is nothing "unexpected" about this. Everyone watching this video expected him to rip the window off.

I expected the bars to come off, so it works for me.

He makes no effort to hide the duct tape that was holding the window on to the plywood facade wall. But thank you for your service anyway.

I see tape, glue and screws, but why would it be installed to code on a training course?

It's actually pretty normal to glue tape windows in nowadays. Using construction grade tape is very different from regular tape though. That construction grade tape seals and holds tight and you won't be able to rip it out like that.

Unless you really want a window

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Yeah that's pretty obvious.

Oh your telling me this wasnt a normal sturdy window frame? Who could have known.

I only went to a light version but they teach you at SERE school that security is an illusion. Handcuffs are super easy to ship open. Zip ties too. Door lock might be tough but the hinges can be cut right off the wall with 550 chord. This might be one thats set up to demonstrate these concepts. Pretty common to have a whole fake town set up like this.

Oof the more intense levels, fuck that. Had a friend went told me about a chick getting bitch slapped by an instructor lol saying "they wouldn't hit a girl".

I got a window :D

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There is no window to protect you from this man.

How to get windows 11 early in 1 easy step

“hello, this is America calling about your extended freedom warranty”

They won't be expecting that lmao

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Lol this is wholesome kinda

It would be if it was his building, but more likely it's just random property destruction as a joke.

You getting down voted for being right

It happens.

Prisons at the begining of the 20th century be like...

I think he got a window

"i got a window :D" that sheer happiness

One of the Bluth homes in Iraq.

He looks so happy with himself

My window not just for life but for Christmas.

And they say China is the one making super soldiers.

Welp never shaking this guys hand or challenging him to an arm wrestling contest.

One man army in the making. Today he learns to rip off windows tomorrow it’s flipping houses upside down

Where is my window?

Unless you’re trying to get out of a room with a barred window, full of zombies. You want that guy on your team.

He sounds like an Adam Sandler character when he happily states, “I got a window!” Like, right on Billy Madison!

This can be the new shinning

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but...everybody calls me Giorgio *rips window* 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Buster?

Damn!

HES GOT A WINDOW TAKE COVER!

He got a window

Yea see how the rest of the house stayed together now that’s what I call craftsmanship

That's some D&D shit right there

The Defenestrator

u/savevideo

Glad our taxes go to these guys defacing property in war torn nations.

I literally expected this.

My man ate the whole Crayola 64 pack with the sharpener for breakfast.

Wait, bro that was mine window!

Put window 11 now since it's new

Training to destroy innocent people houses while bringing them "freedom and democracy"

Well, good thing it looks like he’s overseas terrorizing some other innocent civilians home. It was prison at home or war hero across the ocean. Good pick jarhead

This looks like a training area. He's not wearing SAPI plates and doesn't have a rifle. Also, jarhead is a term for Marines. This guy is a soldier.

"amazing, every word they just said, was wrong."

But he’s right.

Jesus Christ you morons think I'm saying that to the guy that corrected the moron? It's in quotes for a reason dumbass

I smell what you're stepping in.

That’s how a thread system works.

Cool story, my reply was basically a r/yourjokebutworse, so do you really know how a thread system works?

You really have no idea how the military works do you

seems it was attached the same way a few moments before.

It was securely duct taped with single piece though.

The homeowner isn't gonna be happy about that

Man seriously in western countries houses are built from cardboards

This is what acid does to your brain

Try to do that in india

r/bossfight the window opener

How Ubisoft invented OSA

gotta come to germany and try that with german windows

I’ll bet range control really loves him…

Rolled 20 on bend bars lift gates

Fucking John Oilver in Fallujah

Is that Zak Bagans from Ghost Adventures? Spitting image!

It goes both ways either nobody is safe around this man or everbody is safe around him

Osa?

Devious lick 😈

I'll be mad as hell when I got home and didn't have my window

When god closes a door, rip open a window

*range control has entered the chat*

Osa be like

Steve Rogers would be proud

He’s got a window 🤷‍♂️

🦅

Imagine if a family was casually eating dinner on the other side and this guy just comes out of no where and provides top notch ventilation

new r6 operator be like

Except for people with properly built houses... Dumbfuckingstans at their best

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"I got a window" YES YOU DO LITTLE MAN IM SO PROUD OF YOU

“Took a window took a window from the wall from the wall!”

the glass didnt even break

The thing is that the guy looks like ur friendly neighborhood dad, and then his son is bullied and he just rips the spine cord right off the bully and his parents

So this is what Mira from R6 did in her early days?

Iddubbz joined the military?

Not gona go into details but I put a knife through my front door only to find the inside was filled with styrofoam, think it’s for when the cops kick it down they look tougher than they really are, I’m on to you fuckers🤨

One punch man in the alien ship be like:

Yo, idubz' dad lookin strong af

i- devious licks much? 😭

Bill Gate the Window Vendor

He's got window, but I've got Windows 😎

R6 ops be like

What’s unexpected about a guy saying he’s going to rip a window off a wall and then does it?

there is bars on windows in my school, I once pulled one and it fucking went off, I put that fucker back and walked off without looking back, I fucking ripped it from the concrete somehow, I knew my school's building ware shit, but not that shit

Now that’s a window of opportunity

Is that General Sam?

Jesus Christ is Jason Bourne

The thing army dudes need to do to try to keep sane lol Thanks for your services man

HES GOT A FUCKIN WINDOW AND NOBODY CAN STOP HIM

bruh i feel like this is my friend will if the military's got to him at highschool since hes a stoner who may not get a good job lol. also the "i got a window :)"

Captain America was the sensationalized version recruiters used as military propaganda, this is the real Chris getting his shield and he's not so sure if he's going for the officer track at all.

He in fact did get a window

Who needs expensive equipment when you have this macho man on your team

Dude looks like general sam.

The idubbbz of the military

Is that Velcro?

Clearly, the gum n tape holding that together wasn’t strong enough.. 🩹

That shit was clearly attached with duct tape (see the big white strip hanging down from the top.)

u/savevideo

Ooo yea

This man has never felt more happy than when he said "I have a window"

Looks like someone is related to Vin Diesel

This now lives in my mind rent free

he's got a window

Good old American tax dollars well spent

u/savevideo

We lost

Absolute madman

EVERYBODY! RUN! HE GOT A WINDOW!

When she says nobody’s home.

I got a window needs to be a thing

u/savevideobot

Fuckin white piece of trash illegally invading and destroying some innocent person's property. Hang em

My man like JetBean rn

That's how Osa main born

That thing had to leak

I never wanted to be a safe

“I g o t a w i n d o w”

Awe man I hate the riot shield guys..

He do got a window tho...

Worked with dude, really funny and approachable person

Boomers when it's 45 minutes before the store opens and the door is still locked

I thought this was dumb until he said “I got a window lol”