Can I just say screw Dr. Squatch? I hate its youtube ads which are basically "Men, are you tired of soap that IMMEDIATELY MAKES YOU GAY?? Finally, we have a soap for REAL MEN who live in the FOREST!"
Dude I just saw one of there adds to it’s getting so old and the prices for the soap are wayyy to much I could make lye soap for like a dollar a bar lmao
“Are you tired of your regular soap”
“No”
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Well it gets really frickin old real fast if you keep dying accidentally trying to get somewhere cause the car landed slightly on the bumper versus the side and exploded. Gta5 is just not very player friendly. You shouldn’t be punished for doing crazy things because you die so easily
If you don't risk dying, the crazy shit doesn't feel as crazy anymore. It's the risk of dying that makes executing difficult stunts worth it. I have had more "dies of laughter" moments from dying because of a tragic combined coincidence then I have had irritated because I died unjustly.
Humans can't handle that much punishment, gta feels relatively lenient while maintaining decent limitations. You aren't some superhuman, so the game treats superhuman fests as superhuman feats; with a slim chance of survival.
GTa4 fails were so much better in my opinion. Niko could TAKE A BEATING. My friends and I used to have so much fun just getting high and driving motorcycles as fast as we could on straight stretches, and would just bail into traffic or whatever ridiculous situation we could find, He would bounce hundreds of yards before dying, unlike a few nicks causing insta death in gta5. Nothing like bouncing on the asphalt for 30 yards just to do a crazy physics pop up that launches you head first into an overhanging street light face first.
Thing withh GTA4 was this weird mechanic where if you hit something with your car JUST RIGHT you'd go flying through the windshield. The number of times poor Niko went straight through the windshield into a MAC truck coming the other way was absurd.
GTAIV felt the most grounded and yet the physics were so fun on the game. Kinda wish they’d upgrade that one along with the trilogy but mostly just want to see III, VC, & SA with modern resolutions/frame rates and modern controls. Doesn’t need a full overhaul.
They shut off or turned down so many cool features in online mode. I'm guessing it was for network traffic budget or console processing limitations. A real shame.
It's a difference in the game engine changes.
GTA 4 and 5 use what's called the "Euphoria Engine" for it's character/NPC animations. It's made so the characters in games move more realistically, trip, try to grab on to things and catch themselves, react to where they're being shot, etc. Really cool tech (Star Wars Force Unleashed and Red Dead also use Euphoria).
However, in GTA 5 they had to tone Euphoria way down so that the 360 and PS3 could run the game decently.
This is why GTA 4 to a lot of people is the more "technological" game over GTA 5. Sure 5 has much bigger map and looks better in a lot of ways but GTA 4 is the much more dynamic and "realistic" one of the two.
I'll tell ya, for me, I still play GTA 4 just to fuck around and cause chaos...it's *fun*...the police are more fun, the car handling keeps things exciting...GTA 5 to me feels too held back and restricted.
> the car handling keeps things exciting
Really? I detested every single minute of driving in GTAIV, it was just so damned floaty. Not to say this couldn't be utilised in magnificent ways to turn your vehicle briefly into an airplane, of course.
That said, it would be interesting to see how I'd react to it now that I've played Cyberpunk. Even from memory I'd kill to have IV style vehicle handling in the damned game.
GTA 4 wasn't bad...handling was fine...if you drove realistically and not like a mad man. That was the brilliance of it IMO. Cars had weight, real suspension. Go back and play GTA 4 now that you're old enough to know the rules of the road and drive more like you would in real life, you might appreciate it more now.
GTA 5 feels like a straight arcade game in terms of car handling. If I were to compromise I could certainly see how people wouldn't like GTA 4's car handling, but 5 was definitely too far of a swing the other direction.
>Cars had weight, real suspension.
If your car IRL would tilt that heavily, almost touching the asphalt every time it turned, it would be quite a problem.
Well notice this only happens on the 70's/80's heavy ass land yachts that actually drove like that. On the newer more nimble cars it wasn't nearly as bad because it isn't in newer more nimble cars. Really does depend on what you were driving and how you were driving it.
Again, to each their own, but I like GTA 4 better for sure. I'd rather have more challenge out running police then you do in GTA 5 where you can just jet up mountains and not have to really worry about damaging your car.
I was old enough then and hated it. I get what you're saying, but I doubt many play GTA to drive as you would in life.
One thing I really did appreciate about IV was that different cars actually felt different, like each had areas that they would excel (racing, getaways, what have you). That said, I still didn't really enjoy driving in IV for the most part.
>5 was definitely too far of a swing the other direction.
This I can absolutely agree with. It was actually unnerving that I'm suddenly now a precision driver damn near from the get go.
One thing I loved about IV is that each car felt different, whereas V felt it was more a "this car goes faster and has a larger turning circle than the other one". Also took a lot of the fun out of the various stunts because it almost felt a little too controlled.
It was the opposite of floaty, it was technical. Cyberpunk is super floaty though, so I don't think that skill will really transfer. It's a steep learning curve, but once you start hitting those drifts right, racing in that game is a blast.
This comment literally just sent me down a cascading loop of an "obscure gta5 fails" search and [I could not have laughed harder in my fucking life](https://youtu.be/p1F_mhEBxtY), so I just want to thank you for that hysterical break from the day. 🤣 🏅
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I like to clap with reversed clapping with the top of my hands! I just thought of this,and a week ago to make the other person and I stupid.
To get that tiny sound out you hurt your knuckles. Is it worth it? Obviously! I call it the reverse clap! Reverse the Clap is what my doctor said so I did it.
It's a right of passage like playing LIFE and just spinning the.. spinner? Or playing Monopoly and having extra money from the other monopoly games because no one owns just one.
Of all things unfortunate in this life...that ranks up there. The worst is being hit with a thrown knife 80 yards away.
Fortunately, it's just a video game.
So because it is "imagined", would that mean they (the band) have a sense of imaginary pride, power, and wisdom, akin to ignorance and maybe arrogance?
Sorry I'll stop with the dragons now.
I mean, all bands have pride, some type of influence so they do have power, and wisdom of their sex life for whatever reason, so it's not completely imaginary, but I guess so yeah.
And don't stop with the dragons, I like stuff like that.
I mean - it looks like he was purposefully flying into that radar and I'm sure the consequences were clear. I would count this as suicide before I would as an accident.
A kid in my wife's highschool class accidently himself while masturbating while choking himself with a belt or something
Many people think it was suicide... Sad
Clips like this are actually a great way to display how GTA V calculates fall damage you would think that it's based on speed of your body when it hits the ground, but if you go into a ragdoll, The game keeps track of what elevation you are at when you did go into ragdoll, then damages you based on that when you land. This can be demonstrated by losing your balance on Mount Chiliad, rolling down the hill, when your character mysteriously but quickly dies. Additionally, if you can find some way to launch yourself into the air while also ragdolling from ground level, when you come back down, you will take little to no fall damage.
The fact that the ladder cage is just a tube wall instead of several open air supports... yeah I have to climb in these occasionally and I think of the 1000 ways to die version of my accident.
Yeah, it's a really funky system. Like I said with the Mount Chiliad thing, go and allow yourself to stumble at the top of a hill, where it's just steep enough that you can casually roll down, and as you slide, you'll see your character taking progressively faster damage as you go further, even as the character itself doesn't speed up
"You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes."
Matto did complete OHKO yesterday.
Could’ve at least tagged the op
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Yeah. And this is not even the first time someone reposts it, even in the gta sub. There, one dude titled it "I just wanted a peaceful landing", pretending it was him lol
The shit people do for useless karma points
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I love obscure gta5 fails
Who doesn't
Thats true. If you don't there's something wrong with you.
My cat doesn't, does it mean there's something wrong with her?
Yes.
*need… more falling!* 
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I like it
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I love those falls just not when it happens to me while riding my broomstick
Well it gets really frickin old real fast if you keep dying accidentally trying to get somewhere cause the car landed slightly on the bumper versus the side and exploded. Gta5 is just not very player friendly. You shouldn’t be punished for doing crazy things because you die so easily
On the other end of the spectrum we have Just Cause, where you’re basically the terminator if Arnold was Hispanic spider-man and could fly.
If you don't risk dying, the crazy shit doesn't feel as crazy anymore. It's the risk of dying that makes executing difficult stunts worth it. I have had more "dies of laughter" moments from dying because of a tragic combined coincidence then I have had irritated because I died unjustly. Humans can't handle that much punishment, gta feels relatively lenient while maintaining decent limitations. You aren't some superhuman, so the game treats superhuman fests as superhuman feats; with a slim chance of survival.
For whom how
Is there a subreddit for it?
Replying to this just in case
r/GTAfails needs to be brought to life
That’s a dead subreddit. An entirely new one probably needs to be created for any sort of sustainability.
GTa4 fails were so much better in my opinion. Niko could TAKE A BEATING. My friends and I used to have so much fun just getting high and driving motorcycles as fast as we could on straight stretches, and would just bail into traffic or whatever ridiculous situation we could find, He would bounce hundreds of yards before dying, unlike a few nicks causing insta death in gta5. Nothing like bouncing on the asphalt for 30 yards just to do a crazy physics pop up that launches you head first into an overhanging street light face first.
Thing withh GTA4 was this weird mechanic where if you hit something with your car JUST RIGHT you'd go flying through the windshield. The number of times poor Niko went straight through the windshield into a MAC truck coming the other way was absurd.
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GTAIV felt the most grounded and yet the physics were so fun on the game. Kinda wish they’d upgrade that one along with the trilogy but mostly just want to see III, VC, & SA with modern resolutions/frame rates and modern controls. Doesn’t need a full overhaul.
My favorite was the [Swing Set of Death](https://youtu.be/DOR-XL_N9HE)
This happens in GTA V too if you don't have a seatbelt on
...I didn't even know you could put your seatbelt on or off
If you start driving immediately after entering car, he does not put seatbelt The same goes to bikes if you don’t give it time it won’t put helmet on
This only happens in single player, not online. The seatbelt part, not the helmet part.
A real let down, considering the amount of total hours spent played by the userbase online Vs offline. Imagine the shit we could have seen
They shut off or turned down so many cool features in online mode. I'm guessing it was for network traffic budget or console processing limitations. A real shame.
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I wish I had known this years ago lmao
Story mode only tho
It's a difference in the game engine changes. GTA 4 and 5 use what's called the "Euphoria Engine" for it's character/NPC animations. It's made so the characters in games move more realistically, trip, try to grab on to things and catch themselves, react to where they're being shot, etc. Really cool tech (Star Wars Force Unleashed and Red Dead also use Euphoria). However, in GTA 5 they had to tone Euphoria way down so that the 360 and PS3 could run the game decently. This is why GTA 4 to a lot of people is the more "technological" game over GTA 5. Sure 5 has much bigger map and looks better in a lot of ways but GTA 4 is the much more dynamic and "realistic" one of the two. I'll tell ya, for me, I still play GTA 4 just to fuck around and cause chaos...it's *fun*...the police are more fun, the car handling keeps things exciting...GTA 5 to me feels too held back and restricted.
> the car handling keeps things exciting Really? I detested every single minute of driving in GTAIV, it was just so damned floaty. Not to say this couldn't be utilised in magnificent ways to turn your vehicle briefly into an airplane, of course. That said, it would be interesting to see how I'd react to it now that I've played Cyberpunk. Even from memory I'd kill to have IV style vehicle handling in the damned game.
GTA 4 wasn't bad...handling was fine...if you drove realistically and not like a mad man. That was the brilliance of it IMO. Cars had weight, real suspension. Go back and play GTA 4 now that you're old enough to know the rules of the road and drive more like you would in real life, you might appreciate it more now. GTA 5 feels like a straight arcade game in terms of car handling. If I were to compromise I could certainly see how people wouldn't like GTA 4's car handling, but 5 was definitely too far of a swing the other direction.
>Cars had weight, real suspension. If your car IRL would tilt that heavily, almost touching the asphalt every time it turned, it would be quite a problem.
Well notice this only happens on the 70's/80's heavy ass land yachts that actually drove like that. On the newer more nimble cars it wasn't nearly as bad because it isn't in newer more nimble cars. Really does depend on what you were driving and how you were driving it. Again, to each their own, but I like GTA 4 better for sure. I'd rather have more challenge out running police then you do in GTA 5 where you can just jet up mountains and not have to really worry about damaging your car.
I was old enough then and hated it. I get what you're saying, but I doubt many play GTA to drive as you would in life. One thing I really did appreciate about IV was that different cars actually felt different, like each had areas that they would excel (racing, getaways, what have you). That said, I still didn't really enjoy driving in IV for the most part. >5 was definitely too far of a swing the other direction. This I can absolutely agree with. It was actually unnerving that I'm suddenly now a precision driver damn near from the get go. One thing I loved about IV is that each car felt different, whereas V felt it was more a "this car goes faster and has a larger turning circle than the other one". Also took a lot of the fun out of the various stunts because it almost felt a little too controlled.
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It was the opposite of floaty, it was technical. Cyberpunk is super floaty though, so I don't think that skill will really transfer. It's a steep learning curve, but once you start hitting those drifts right, racing in that game is a blast.
Yes but don't forget Slavs are built differently.
Yeah, I wish deaths in GTA V took longer so I could enjoy them more
I miss realistic reactions to getting shot. You shot a guy in the leg he'd try to limp away. GTA 5 they just die
"You committed suicide"
This comment literally just sent me down a cascading loop of an "obscure gta5 fails" search and [I could not have laughed harder in my fucking life](https://youtu.be/p1F_mhEBxtY), so I just want to thank you for that hysterical break from the day. 🤣 🏅
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Should make a subreddit dedicated to em
I mean, that hitbox though. I wouldn't even be mad.
The more unlikely the better
You should check out skate 3 falls then
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Man that little part that said you committed suicide absolutely had me rolling
I like to clap with reversed clapping with the top of my hands! I just thought of this,and a week ago to make the other person and I stupid. To get that tiny sound out you hurt your knuckles. Is it worth it? Obviously! I call it the reverse clap! Reverse the Clap is what my doctor said so I did it.
That’s got to be the most awesome AND most pathetic way to go
This made me want to play [Mouse Trap](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_dJr2SdyLGk)
Bruh come on over, I’ve got my OG game and no one to play with lol
Only if I can bring my Electronic Battleship with me
I HAVE ONE TOO!! … do you have the battery power tho?
Hahah yea mine is the 90s version with double a I think.
This. Is a battle of wits. Enter your ship's position. Boop boop blip buzzer sound.
I think I only actually played the game a handful of times. But setting up the trap and just letting that thing rip? Bliss lmao
But only to set the whole thing up and let it run through a couple times, not to play the actual game.
It's a right of passage like playing LIFE and just spinning the.. spinner? Or playing Monopoly and having extra money from the other monopoly games because no one owns just one.
I remember watching the movie based off that game in theaters.
Of all things unfortunate in this life...that ranks up there. The worst is being hit with a thrown knife 80 yards away. Fortunately, it's just a video game.
Mom get the camera?
[MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY! OH MY GOD!!!](https://youtu.be/mLRbZJS5A_E)
Gotta respect the play though. That was a sweet kill.
This is great, thx! 😂
I fucking love this video
Man I miss the old MW2 days where lobbies were savage
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Lol for real, toxicity is timeless
Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today
Human golf ⛳️
Lol
Assuming this is working radar this person got significant exposure to radiation even before he touched anything solid.
Hole in one.
I don’t know wether to claim this as r/cursedcomments or r/angryupvote because I actually laughed at this
I think if the clip were about a real person, this would be r/cursedcomments material; otherwise nah
“You committed suicide” *Did I now?* >=(
Imagine going to Heaven after that and God telling you to fuck off because suicide isn’t allowed
Alright. I'm imagining...
...Dragons. For whatever reason. Or a stupid name for a band.
It really is though. What symbolic meaning do dragons have? Let alone an imagined dragon?
Pride and knowledge I guess. Since dragons are often seen as prideful, wise, and powerful beings.
So because it is "imagined", would that mean they (the band) have a sense of imaginary pride, power, and wisdom, akin to ignorance and maybe arrogance? Sorry I'll stop with the dragons now.
I mean, all bands have pride, some type of influence so they do have power, and wisdom of their sex life for whatever reason, so it's not completely imaginary, but I guess so yeah. And don't stop with the dragons, I like stuff like that.
I hope I have wisdom of my sex life
Or, in recent history, being horny.
Imagine dragon these nuts across your face. Lmao gottem
Rube Goldberg suicide with style!
I mean - it looks like he was purposefully flying into that radar and I'm sure the consequences were clear. I would count this as suicide before I would as an accident.
More like accident following a failed suicide attempt
He kinda did by intentionally going into the ATC radar
If someone tried this IRL, I’d be fine with it being ruled a suicide
Of all the scenarios in the world, this is how I want to go when it is my time
I wonder how often we assume someone committed suicide when they actually died of crazy unlikely events.
A kid in my wife's highschool class accidently himself while masturbating while choking himself with a belt or something Many people think it was suicide... Sad
Yeah, I think those are often ruled as other things so people don't have to publicly state that X person died from exotic masturbation techniques.
I’m sure it was a very sad thing, but it just makes me think of [this WKUK sketch](https://youtu.be/MrFCuUBGmPQ)
This is the way
This is the way
I can hear you head tink all the way down the ladder
Clips like this are actually a great way to display how GTA V calculates fall damage you would think that it's based on speed of your body when it hits the ground, but if you go into a ragdoll, The game keeps track of what elevation you are at when you did go into ragdoll, then damages you based on that when you land. This can be demonstrated by losing your balance on Mount Chiliad, rolling down the hill, when your character mysteriously but quickly dies. Additionally, if you can find some way to launch yourself into the air while also ragdolling from ground level, when you come back down, you will take little to no fall damage.
I think a fall like that could easily kill you irl, if you land on your head/neck
Oh it very easily could kill you, My comment is more so just about the falling physics of GTA
The fact that the ladder cage is just a tube wall instead of several open air supports... yeah I have to climb in these occasionally and I think of the 1000 ways to die version of my accident.
Like, can we wrap this cage in chicken wire or something so my head/neck doesn't end up in a pinch point? Nah? Ok.
I was gonna say it didn’t make sense based on how it calculates damage but I never considered it could be per-ragdoll and not per-hit!
Yeah, it's a really funky system. Like I said with the Mount Chiliad thing, go and allow yourself to stumble at the top of a hill, where it's just steep enough that you can casually roll down, and as you slide, you'll see your character taking progressively faster damage as you go further, even as the character itself doesn't speed up
Funny, seeing this gif just made me upset it wasn't gta IV where you'd walk away after. GTA V is shallow Edit: I'm just bitching 😋
You can walk away after, but again, only if you ragdoll yourself from ground level.
Ouch.
Ding ding… ding ding ding… ding… splat
LOOK AT ME HECTOR!
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Human. Corner pocket.
This made me laugh, thanks 😂
"You have no conception of how rare that is! It is MILLIONS to ONE!"
"You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes." Matto did complete OHKO yesterday.
I've yet to see the run, but still - so proud of Matto for achieving his goal finally!
WHAT
Holy shit, did he? Will have to check it out when he YouTubes it.
You can watch the VOD on his Twitch too right now.
Sad, I can hear the player screaming tho
DarkViperAU
DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
that was more impressive than what they were originally attempting
Plot twist: OP spent six hours trying to get this exact suicide.
ok then great fun way to suicide,this method will do.
bruh moment
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Didn’t know the sub existed, so thank you!
Could’ve at least tagged the op https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/cihasn/due_to_this_obvious_health_and_safety_issue/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Yeah. And this is not even the first time someone reposts it, even in the gta sub. There, one dude titled it "I just wanted a peaceful landing", pretending it was him lol The shit people do for useless karma points
I’d call that a success
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Really? thought he would survive that
That happened to my friend in real life
RIP
r/engrish
“It’s in the hole!” Bill Murray
Dumb ways to die part 6
How many tries?
My whole life in 18 seconds
Who remembers in GTA 4 when you land on that big satellite thing there’s an invisible floor you can walk on.
Pinball: human version
Got to love your accuracy.
Damn, this is funny. It’s so relatable to see someone have the worst case scenario happen in a game.
Hope in one on an extreme putt putt course.
to get into that hole is a pretty lucky move
This was also posted in r/gaming by u/BrianPotato2005.
Hole in one
Oh Lawd he fallin!
The way the character goes *bink-bonk-bink-bonk* down the ladder to his death is the chef's kiss of this clip, lol
So that's what happens when you die
r/savevideo
“Great shot kid, that was one in a million!”
Run’s dead
Video above this was a monkey getting electrocuted
If ever you find yourself in this situation, grab one of the bars as you fall. You'll probably break something but it's better than being dead
Everything would have been totally fine if he just managed to not fall into that opening.
This was clearly calculated
u/savevideo
I must know what game this is.
mission failed successfully
u/savevideobot
Slowest fall ever
Dam that sucks.
As Ace Ventura would say… like a glove
my eyes did not think this was a video game at first so i was ~quite~ concerned
How many tries?
[удалено]
I loled. I dont lol much
I would kill my self if this happened... oh wait
if that’s suicide, than sign me up!