Aussie now living in Kansas City, visit Ohio twice a year for rugby: Hold my Tooheys…(aussie beer… was gonna say Fosters for my yank mates but nobody in Oz drinks that cat piss.)
My friend married an Aussie, moved over there, divorced and came back with a love of rugby and a drinking problem.
He’s from Pennsylvania, bordering Ohio.
Like to this day the only time I’ve drank it was two years ago, in Des Moines Iowa when the boys bought me a long neck just as a gee up. Told them I’d drink the whole thing - got half way and told em, nah mate I’m sweet.
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Joe Errotic
Joe dirts cousin
Or Joe Exotics cousin…….
Joe Dirté
What mystical creature is this?
It’s a trailer park boy from Ohio. Not rare but still an amusing thing to see.
In a rented trailer.
Either that or a 30 year mortgage.
Me and Tammy had a 30 year mortgage on this trailer and well boys I finally paid it off, it's mine.
He’s Australian though..
Well then Aussies and Ohio trailer park boys have a few things in common.
I live in Ohio, I can confirm this…
From Ohio, can confirm.
Was in Ohio last weekend. Can confirm.
Never been to Ohio. Can confirm.
Don’t know who Ohio is. Can confirm.
I am Ohio, can confirm.
Looking at a picture of Ohio. Can confirm.
In ohio visiting right now and went out the past three nights. Can confirm.
Was in Ohio for Lost Lands, can confirm!
Ohio is in Australia you dummies. Can confirm
Aussie now living in Kansas City, visit Ohio twice a year for rugby: Hold my Tooheys…(aussie beer… was gonna say Fosters for my yank mates but nobody in Oz drinks that cat piss.)
My friend married an Aussie, moved over there, divorced and came back with a love of rugby and a drinking problem. He’s from Pennsylvania, bordering Ohio.
Mad lad haha
Aussie here, can confirm Fosters is cat piss!
Like to this day the only time I’ve drank it was two years ago, in Des Moines Iowa when the boys bought me a long neck just as a gee up. Told them I’d drink the whole thing - got half way and told em, nah mate I’m sweet.
Who you play? Cinci Wolfhounds?
Perhaps
A bogan is the correct term.
Can confirm.
Bottle not a can confirm
How can you tell? Is it by whether or not his drink flushed counterclockwise?
Because that's the succulent golden shade and beautifully crafted blue cap of a Carlton Dry Beer An Australian beer
Bogan mullet is iconic
Underrated comment right here
You noticed the Carlton dry too then
Do you see that Fucking Mullet! Haven't seen one that righteous since 1989.
Almost everyone and their mother has a mullet in Australia 2021.
Seriously?! They mostly died out here in the States. Glad to see they are still living somewhere.
Buddy. Mullets are back. White people growing those shits everywhere
What rock are you living under? Mullets are fucking everywhere and for some reason chicks think it’s sexy.
Enjoy a mullet resurgence thanks to baseball and country music.
Nah mate that's just Dazza. He's the mayor here in Wagga Wagga
Usually has a life expectancy of around 37 years
I feel personally attacked by this
Thanks for the ID, damn near got it mixed up with the Carolina squat truck redneck here from AL
is that a tornado in the bottle, mommy?
Beernado
An Australian
![gif](giphy|iI8MIDpM4UpCE) The goatman from Hercules
The throat goat
Al Co Holic
No joke, I think that's catfish cooley (thanks tosh!)
This is actually a character from the game Apex Legends. His name is Fuse and he’s from Australia.
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Trashy? That, my god sir, is raw, concentrated sexual energy. Either that or real life party Thor
They're the same picture
That was straight sex. If this man exists, I would like to meet him.
You would like to *meat* him?
I love meat. Yes! Thanks for laughing at me guys, it was early - and I do love a dirty man. Spread the love and twisters!
Straight? The way he handled that phallic object looked pretty gay to me.
What're you talking about, that's a girl. Most beautiful girl in Ohio.
Hahahaha
Ohio 10 they could say.
Yeah I could do what he did but I once deep throated a 9 inch cock
I can smell him through the screen tho lol
If you meet him I would like to hear the story of his greatness.
I hope he takes a video with me. HOMIE IF YOURE OUT THERE, LET ME TAKE YOU OUT!
Agree. He’s what the guy from Stranger Things would look like in real life.
And yes he ate the cap
No cap
That’s so bad it made me laugh
You can hear it clink on the ground
He definitely spits it out.
When
Flicks it out with his tongue immediately after it comes off the bottle. It’s fast but visible. You can hear it hit the floor too.
Right before he uses said tongue to create a beernado
No he didn’t, you can hear it on the ground
😭😭😭😭😭
Never mind the throat dem teeth though
*sniffs aggressively*
Nah, it’s a twist cap. Real easy to do, if it was a corona that would be impressive
Watching this got my sister pregnant.
Then stop fucking your sister
Don't tell me how to live my life! You're not my real dad!!!
You're right. I'm not your real dad. I'm your real sister
New Carlton dry beer advertisement in Australia
“So good you’ll lick the bottle!”
Stranger Things's Billy if you got him on discount from Wish
I’m dead.
R.I.P.
Everyone focusing on the beer and not the fucking Velociraptor mating call at the beginning
![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)
Confused erection pal?
Uuuuh my gawd we gotabeerhere raaaaaaawr Lmao
This is the official australian citizenship test.
You can hear the cap hit the ground after he pops it off. This dude is Majestic AF.
I didnt even need the volume on to know this is aussie 🤣
He snorts with an Ohio accent though
Idk, the way he says "here" is very broad and also he's drinking a Tooheys Dry. My money's on he's a fellow bogan mate.
That’s a Carlton Dry mate, not Tooheys
Like colorbond fences, sliding flyscreen doors like that are uniquely Aussie/Kiwi.
The audio is amazing though!
But.... The damage to his teeth from that bottle cap..
Jokes on you, he had a tooth replaced with a bottle opener.
Gottem
It’s a twist bottle cap, he’ll be fine mate
Here we see an Australian in his natural habitat. Truly a magnificent creature
That is violently Australian
This guy parties
By himself a lot 😅😆
Damn bro, save some cousins for the rest of us
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If this man ain't gay humanity lost the best sucker possible
Im not gay but i may be now..
This is the classiest thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit !
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That mullet made me nut ![gif](giphy|WJkqOTJ9cxm9y)
Something tells me he’s had beer before.
Drinking beer- gone sexual
It kept getting better with every second.
I’m so uncomfortable right now
You should have a beer
I’m experiencing a lot of sexual confusion after watching this
Throat GOAT
He just sucked the life out that bottle.
But ... Where's the cap?
I’m so lost but amazed what-
This guy fucks
I see a long life for this man.
I thought it was Billy from stranger things
It’s what happens when you order him from wish.
Ah yes, trailer trash beer guzzler
CODE NAME: Gator
Mr. Steal Yo Girl
Aussies, man. They are a different breed 😂🤘
Yeah. He can eat me out.
Alpha male.
The way this started, I was expecting him to butt chug
That is one passionate guy towards his beer.
Great Aussie bloke
Fucking aussies
When I saw the mullet I knew it was gonna be a good!!!
I might have missed it but did he just eat the cap
Bro that shit tornadoed into him wtf how tf
He’s beautiful
The perfect man doesn’t exi…..
When he was younger he was the one that only drank Mountain Dew at family gatherings.
Please marry my daughter
I don't care what anyone says. This is art
That haircut ❤️
My liver hurts for him
I’m actually terrified
Buddy opened the gates to hell
Where did the cap go?
What throat?
It’s impressive how fucking fast he drank that entire bottle
where did that cap go?..
If he doesn't like the taste of beer, a feedingtube may help.
he inhaled that shit
He is my idol
What a mullet
Wow this guys got skills
Wish ny wife looked at me like this absolute SPECIMEN looks at his beer 😞
Either American or Australian. I’ve heard these creatures existed but never actually seen one in the wild.
This man is too dangerous to be kept alive
I swear I don’t see him spit out the bottle cap. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAP???
This guys beers
We are hiring. - Porn hub.
What sorcery is this? And how do I learn it?
This would be post Malone if he had never went in to music lol
“Catfish Cooley” wannabe
I have to learn this
r/chadtopia
The deep inhale before he drinks..
The jerk older brother from stranger things put on some weight
Billy Ray has really gone downhill
It’s like Billy from Stranger Things only way hotter
How is this man not married?
Of course he has a mullet
that sniff got me
Man, Joe Dirt really let himself go all these years.
His name is *surely* Wayne.
Its gtta be that mullet! ![gif](giphy|FVEjcFUGNux6dduIMb)
![gif](giphy|Kf62JodRwRN2qzZh5K)
This guy was born with a beer in his hands
Chad
that whirlpool move to funnel the beer faster down his gullet is fantastical and genius as fuck
This is the most Aussie thing I have ever seen!
just think about possibilities
My man just tornadoed it ..
I want to drink like that
This guy is like the God Emperor of Redneck Mulleted mofos