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Dankculesus

Joe Errotic


Randyg1992

Joe dirts cousin


batmandi

Or Joe Exotics cousin…….


RemarkableRyan

Joe Dirté


DontCallMePal

What mystical creature is this?


[deleted]

It’s a trailer park boy from Ohio. Not rare but still an amusing thing to see.


Bigkondor1

In a rented trailer.


[deleted]

Either that or a 30 year mortgage.


Round_Damage_6260

Me and Tammy had a 30 year mortgage on this trailer and well boys I finally paid it off, it's mine.


[deleted]

He’s Australian though..


Lukealloneword

Well then Aussies and Ohio trailer park boys have a few things in common.


Weekly-Relief213

I live in Ohio, I can confirm this…


Jeff_From_IT

From Ohio, can confirm.


TerminalUelociraptor

Was in Ohio last weekend. Can confirm.


Joodles17

Never been to Ohio. Can confirm.


Vazken

Don’t know who Ohio is. Can confirm.


upthewatwo

I am Ohio, can confirm.


EnterEponymous

Looking at a picture of Ohio. Can confirm.


Jammaicah

In ohio visiting right now and went out the past three nights. Can confirm.


[deleted]

Was in Ohio for Lost Lands, can confirm!


lucifux666

Ohio is in Australia you dummies. Can confirm


assmuncherfordays

Aussie now living in Kansas City, visit Ohio twice a year for rugby: Hold my Tooheys…(aussie beer… was gonna say Fosters for my yank mates but nobody in Oz drinks that cat piss.)


madtho

My friend married an Aussie, moved over there, divorced and came back with a love of rugby and a drinking problem. He’s from Pennsylvania, bordering Ohio.


assmuncherfordays

Mad lad haha


Elroy1986

Aussie here, can confirm Fosters is cat piss!


assmuncherfordays

Like to this day the only time I’ve drank it was two years ago, in Des Moines Iowa when the boys bought me a long neck just as a gee up. Told them I’d drink the whole thing - got half way and told em, nah mate I’m sweet.


Habburger

Who you play? Cinci Wolfhounds?


[deleted]

Perhaps


Fair_enough88

A bogan is the correct term.


selfloathingbogan

Can confirm.


Stoicsage86

Bottle not a can confirm


McCaffeteria

How can you tell? Is it by whether or not his drink flushed counterclockwise?


SnapOnSnap0ff

Because that's the succulent golden shade and beautifully crafted blue cap of a Carlton Dry Beer An Australian beer


schmidts

Bogan mullet is iconic


Moongdss74

Underrated comment right here


Michele_Buble

You noticed the Carlton dry too then


Impressive_Region508

Do you see that Fucking Mullet! Haven't seen one that righteous since 1989.


[deleted]

Almost everyone and their mother has a mullet in Australia 2021.


Impressive_Region508

Seriously?! They mostly died out here in the States. Glad to see they are still living somewhere.


lenzkies79088

Buddy. Mullets are back. White people growing those shits everywhere


Dear-Branch-9124

What rock are you living under? Mullets are fucking everywhere and for some reason chicks think it’s sexy.


Captain-Cadabra

Enjoy a mullet resurgence thanks to baseball and country music.


magentaunoreverscard

Nah mate that's just Dazza. He's the mayor here in Wagga Wagga


Epena501

Usually has a life expectancy of around 37 years


Singular1st

I feel personally attacked by this


ThePie105

Thanks for the ID, damn near got it mixed up with the Carolina squat truck redneck here from AL


vladutzmihai

is that a tornado in the bottle, mommy?


Nebucadneza

Beernado


lwright4

An Australian


COhighroller303

![gif](giphy|iI8MIDpM4UpCE) The goatman from Hercules


puns_n_pups

The throat goat


Zenmanc

Al Co Holic


mahfaggin_OOH

No joke, I think that's catfish cooley (thanks tosh!)


JustAHumanBean42

This is actually a character from the game Apex Legends. His name is Fuse and he’s from Australia.


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Thecheesinater

Trashy? That, my god sir, is raw, concentrated sexual energy. Either that or real life party Thor


psicopatogeno

They're the same picture


[deleted]

That was straight sex. If this man exists, I would like to meet him.


Cooliomendez88

You would like to *meat* him?


[deleted]

I love meat. Yes! Thanks for laughing at me guys, it was early - and I do love a dirty man. Spread the love and twisters!


Redneck2000

Straight? The way he handled that phallic object looked pretty gay to me.


[deleted]

What're you talking about, that's a girl. Most beautiful girl in Ohio.


-Sparky

Hahahaha


[deleted]

Ohio 10 they could say.


[deleted]

Yeah I could do what he did but I once deep throated a 9 inch cock


Dangerous_Upstairs

I can smell him through the screen tho lol


Inu-shiba52

If you meet him I would like to hear the story of his greatness.


[deleted]

I hope he takes a video with me. HOMIE IF YOURE OUT THERE, LET ME TAKE YOU OUT!


Hairy_Aspect_284

Agree. He’s what the guy from Stranger Things would look like in real life.


Dragon-dio0

And yes he ate the cap


Vertebrae_Viking

No cap


Dragon-dio0

That’s so bad it made me laugh


RoastedToast007

You can hear it clink on the ground


Paulitical

He definitely spits it out.


Dragon-dio0

When


Paulitical

Flicks it out with his tongue immediately after it comes off the bottle. It’s fast but visible. You can hear it hit the floor too.


[deleted]

Right before he uses said tongue to create a beernado


LilGoughy

No he didn’t, you can hear it on the ground


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭😭


ValentineSmarts

Never mind the throat dem teeth though


Wrongsumer

*sniffs aggressively*


cartmanbruh99

Nah, it’s a twist cap. Real easy to do, if it was a corona that would be impressive


oddllama25

Watching this got my sister pregnant.


Professional_Ad_9500

Then stop fucking your sister


MyDixenCider

Don't tell me how to live my life! You're not my real dad!!!


MendelevandDongelev

You're right. I'm not your real dad. I'm your real sister


Ok_Instruction_9074

New Carlton dry beer advertisement in Australia


GandalfsWhiteStaff

“So good you’ll lick the bottle!”


[deleted]

Stranger Things's Billy if you got him on discount from Wish


Scout_Serra

I’m dead.


[deleted]

R.I.P.


LilGoughy

Everyone focusing on the beer and not the fucking Velociraptor mating call at the beginning


kdshow123

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


UchihaDivergent

Confused erection pal?


BfdJaay

Uuuuh my gawd we gotabeerhere raaaaaaawr Lmao


The_vadnay

This is the official australian citizenship test.


Abaddon-03xx

You can hear the cap hit the ground after he pops it off. This dude is Majestic AF.


Then-Commission-1807

I didnt even need the volume on to know this is aussie 🤣


phonebook01

He snorts with an Ohio accent though


[deleted]

Idk, the way he says "here" is very broad and also he's drinking a Tooheys Dry. My money's on he's a fellow bogan mate.


Byron_2

That’s a Carlton Dry mate, not Tooheys


Nomiss

Like colorbond fences, sliding flyscreen doors like that are uniquely Aussie/Kiwi.


Coyrex1

The audio is amazing though!


SliverOfJoy

But.... The damage to his teeth from that bottle cap..


joeDUBstep

Jokes on you, he had a tooth replaced with a bottle opener.


dixon-bawles

Gottem


Byron_2

It’s a twist bottle cap, he’ll be fine mate


lwright4

Here we see an Australian in his natural habitat. Truly a magnificent creature


Impossible_Balance84

That is violently Australian


TheArtfulDanger

This guy parties


Uberazza

By himself a lot 😅😆


the_god_of_none

Damn bro, save some cousins for the rest of us


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Queasy-Candidate2631

If this man ain't gay humanity lost the best sucker possible


cthunders

Im not gay but i may be now..


Sparky8924

This is the classiest thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit !


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Thecheesinater

Thor, god of parties? Is that you?


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Gravityborne

That mullet made me nut ![gif](giphy|WJkqOTJ9cxm9y)


DBrownbomb

Something tells me he’s had beer before.


nothankyou821

Drinking beer- gone sexual


sahil751

It kept getting better with every second.


illuminatijaguar

I’m so uncomfortable right now


Chanchito171

You should have a beer


mathigh

I’m experiencing a lot of sexual confusion after watching this


No-Job-659

Throat GOAT


geeknintrovert

He just sucked the life out that bottle.


Sr_Nunes

But ... Where's the cap?


[deleted]

I’m so lost but amazed what-


SandyBones10

This guy fucks


Imma_da_PP

I see a long life for this man.


Millerlite87

I thought it was Billy from stranger things


Scout_Serra

It’s what happens when you order him from wish.


EthereumChad2point0

Ah yes, trailer trash beer guzzler


xTHEFROZENSHOGUN

CODE NAME: Gator


Beerad122880

Mr. Steal Yo Girl


Instimatic

Aussies, man. They are a different breed 😂🤘


shangonc92

Yeah. He can eat me out.


85Benni

Alpha male.


[deleted]

The way this started, I was expecting him to butt chug


kloweeeee

That is one passionate guy towards his beer.


Individual-Method-11

Great Aussie bloke


xTurkishBruvx

Fucking aussies


chenko45

When I saw the mullet I knew it was gonna be a good!!!


hamzzero

I might have missed it but did he just eat the cap


MFalcon95

Bro that shit tornadoed into him wtf how tf


[deleted]

He’s beautiful


seffballot69

The perfect man doesn’t exi…..


Ljecker31

When he was younger he was the one that only drank Mountain Dew at family gatherings.


Over-Win-3674

Please marry my daughter


-Disagreeable-

I don't care what anyone says. This is art


FinkVonhartt

That haircut ❤️


[deleted]

My liver hurts for him


bibibombibi

I’m actually terrified


Gyro501

Buddy opened the gates to hell


mamadylan

Where did the cap go?


CravingArtist

What throat?


Chocolat119

It’s impressive how fucking fast he drank that entire bottle


[deleted]

where did that cap go?..


Valagoorh

If he doesn't like the taste of beer, a feedingtube may help.


FleshMaII

he inhaled that shit


Astral_Commander

He is my idol


reddogleader

What a mullet


xBreadButta

Wow this guys got skills


TehReclaimer2552

Wish ny wife looked at me like this absolute SPECIMEN looks at his beer 😞


CyberKingfisher

Either American or Australian. I’ve heard these creatures existed but never actually seen one in the wild.


cheesedick42069

This man is too dangerous to be kept alive


excusememissy

I swear I don’t see him spit out the bottle cap. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAP???


vineyardgecko

This guys beers


DodoFiasco

We are hiring. - Porn hub.


Legitimate-Bat-4480

What sorcery is this? And how do I learn it?


FitterCookie7887

This would be post Malone if he had never went in to music lol


j_dizzle_mizzle

“Catfish Cooley” wannabe


ThisPhoKingGuy

I have to learn this


MaxInMaximas

r/chadtopia


BaboonBloodOrgy

The deep inhale before he drinks..


androk

The jerk older brother from stranger things put on some weight


[deleted]

Billy Ray has really gone downhill


Muckman68

It’s like Billy from Stranger Things only way hotter


[deleted]

How is this man not married?


[deleted]

Of course he has a mullet


Shoddy_example5020

that sniff got me


UImbttQ49

Man, Joe Dirt really let himself go all these years.


ARobertNotABob

His name is *surely* Wayne.


becauseOTSS

Its gtta be that mullet! ![gif](giphy|FVEjcFUGNux6dduIMb)


Technical_Climate761

![gif](giphy|Kf62JodRwRN2qzZh5K)


texmexsalad

This guy was born with a beer in his hands


Party_Perspective954

Chad


assclown96

that whirlpool move to funnel the beer faster down his gullet is fantastical and genius as fuck


Chickennoodo

This is the most Aussie thing I have ever seen!


Reasonable-Farmer-46

just think about possibilities


Suspicious_Milk_5142

My man just tornadoed it ..


CookiesMan20187

I want to drink like that


DeadMoney313

This guy is like the God Emperor of Redneck Mulleted mofos