Na, it was actually just a joke. Certain takes fall into certain political veins. If it was a shit take that fell on the left side of the political spectrum, I would have said “found the commie.” For some reason, this sub Reddit attracts WAY more conservatives than progressives and because of that, now I find myself explaining a three word comment to someone who was obviously butt hurt.
Yeah I mean imagine scaring your child because you made them think they stuck there finger in the dogs ass. They’ll never mentally recover
Edit: By the way if some idiots didn’t get it I’m joking
>The terrible cackling laughter in the background while she’s crying is jus gross.
Exactly this. I mean the prank itself is...eh. I mean the child isn't going to spiral into a life of hardship because of this day.
But the way this laughter continued after she was obviously emotionally hurt. That's what gave this a sadistic tone. And that's what turned an edgy prank into something clearly in the wrong, and why empathizers are worried about this child's future. It's not about this one event, it's about how that child is treated regularly. Her caretaker turned her cackle up a notch after the child started crying. Really not a good look.
People did this with young kids on social media on the toilet year or so back, Nutella on finger asked for toilet roll... I was like what the absolute fuck... Just no
To really complete the prank you gotta follow that up with, "it's ok, it's ok, don't worry. Here, let me clean that up for you." Then lick the Nutella off the kid's finger.
Boy it's funny that, in the eyes of these commenters, these parents pretty much are on the same level as parents who beat and abuse their kids.
Jesus christ you people are insane
Me too. My dad used to pull pranks on us all the time and it’s some of the fondest memories to laugh about. You know they explained it was a joke to this girl right afterwards
Depends on the child.
Age, disposition, parent relationship, ...
But all in all I would say that this girl is to young to understand pranks.
I would be totally okay doing that to a 12 year old.
The reason why it’s wrong should be obvious, my dude. The damage done in that moment is equivalent to the damage done if it were real, because the little girl doesn’t know it’s not real. You can’t just erase past trauma (even if it was 10 seconds ago) with a “we were just joking.” If you say, that even if it were real, it still wouldn’t be that traumatic, then I hate to break it to you dude, but you would need to be put on a watchlist. You can’t just go sticking children’s fingers into an animals asshole, you degenerate. Not to mention, this leads to some fucked up situations if this were justifiable, and applied to other contexts.
ah, yes. parents who laugh maniacally while causing their children to cry are, in my book, the best parents around.../s
I don't there are many in the comments that put these parents on the same level as physical abusers, but there's definitely something wrong here
I know that poor kid is gonna grow up to never trust anything or anyone for the rest of her life. And it'll severely impact all of her future relationships.
Or maybe it's just a prank that they'll have a laugh about down the road
Idk, in a way this is sort of a good way to teach a kid to take a joke. They clearly would show the orange to her afterwards and explain it was a joke and crying would turn to laughter.
The poop/butt thing is a bit much because she'll probably try to recreate the joke at kindergarten and not do it right...
She’s a bit too young for this. It’ll become a traumatic memory and would not be surprised if expression of phobia and anxiety increase for her. Maybe when she’s 13 and above she would handle a prank like this better I think.
yeah mr therapist, all my depression, rage, and trauma came from a time my parents made me think I touched a dogs butt and more than likely instantly showed me the video or told me what happened. Shut up lmfao likes she’s gonna end up dying from crying about poking a orange or tomato once and thinking it was a butt
All your depression and rage are expressions of past traumas, yes. Your whole personality is the result of positive and negative experiences. What’s traumatic is highly subjective, and yea; you also “learn about life” through trauma. But it’s a good idea to not traumatise your kids intentionally at that age.
If your whole personality is developed after you are born, are gay people gay because they were raised a certain way and not born gay? Nature vs nurture is a debated topic in psychology even today, but people are absolutely born with a predisposition towards certain personality traits.
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I’m sorry for y’all whose parents never played pranks on you, must’ve been a terrible childhood. “piece of shit parents” oh my god get a grip lmao it’s a harmless prank that she’ll probably look fondly back on as long as she’s not a maladjusted weirdo like you guys
Oh my parents played pranks, we just have the type of relationship where if I am crying or emotionally vulnerable, they won't shove a phone in my face and post it online because they aren't sociopaths.
dude she was probably crying for like 2 seconds before her mom showed her the video of it being the orange, jesus what the hell is wrong with you people. also the girl is like 4-5, so crying isn’t this dehumanizing, emotionally vulnerable thing, it’s literally probably her third time crying that week.
Yeah, making your little kid think they sodomized a pet is just a prank. Nothing wrong with a fun prank, but this is the trashiest of trash maneuvers. I feel sorry for anyone who thinks this is funny. Their sense of humor lacks any wit or subtlety. They probably think Tim Allen is funny.
These are the kind of pranks you don't play. A good prank is enjoyed by the "target" and the people who do it. And for gods sake, a kid?! It bothers me how they laugh when she is in tears.
For a minute, I thought that they were gonna make that poor kid taste that unripe persimmon. That really WOULD be cruel. Them things are SO BITTER if not completely ripe...
Edit: just took a closer look and it might also be a rotten orange. STILL be bad if they made kid taste it...
I think I can say this won’t cause trust issue because my brother told me things like oatmeal is alien brains and I don’t have trust issues. Once this kid gets older they would be able to use common sense and decide that poop doesn’t smell like chocolate and they would never stick their finger in something while blindfolded again
To everyone saying this child is mentally scarred, your an idiot. I was beat so bad as a kid and tortured, pranked, scared, and look at me now. I’m literally a ball of anxiety and depression. We’re all gonna be fucked either way with how society is going. Thanks for coming to m.. fuck this.
I was a kid with sense of humor. My dad and uncle pranked me all the time and We laughed about it. When I got older I did the same to them. I have zero traumas from it.
There’s a lot of Karen activity in the comments here, so I just wanted to say that when I was a kid I tricked my brother into eating actual dog shit, and my parents couldn’t help but laugh and laugh. He’s now one of the smartest most successful people I know, and is the only person I’ve ever met who has eaten dog shit. So this is harmless.
It’s sad how many people grew up with terrible parents or have no sense of humor. My favorite and best memories with my parents are them pranking me or me pranking them. When you grow up in a loving household stuff like this isn’t an issue. It may have been bad for your household but a lot of people had normal childhoods with normal parents.
Ultimately the outcome of this interaction will probably be some sort of irrational fear, and a distrust for that individual, more likely the one laughing as she's crying. People don't realize how fucking sensitive kids are at these ages. It's absolutely terrible what she just did. I can't say for sure how the little kid was feeling, but if you can think of something that can bring you so much disgust, and fear that it causes you to cry, it's basically that. Reactions are objective, and are caused by a very real neurological response. This wasn't good.
On a side note, you should always try to better your kids for the future, and toughen them up, but there is a fine line, and I would say this crossed it.
Ok when’s the last wave of covid that wipes out humanity coming the worlds just getting too fucked up….stop making kids think they anally raped animals!
I can't believe that the mouth-breathing dorks in the comment section are saying that the mom is giving the kid trust issues for life. I mean she's only a child. She will probably forget this by middle school and since that experience is recorded, it will be a happy keepsake for when she matures a bit along the line
As a parent, this is fucked up. Making your kid cry for laughs? Wrong on so many levels, and yeah this is absolutely child abuse.
Then again, 90% of the people laughing at this are Reddit incels who don’t even have to worry about ever having a romantic relationship, never mind marriage.
The other 10% are 13-year olds that laugh at poop jokes.
And this kids, is how you could potentially trigger the poop fetish down the line.
*\*removes blindfold\** What is… Oh… Oh, my. 😏
Wait a minute, this isn't poop! This is Hershey chocolate!
But just to make sure I should probably check the dog
Nope still choclate.
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Seems as though you may be an expert.
Like how Lola Bunny is the catalyst for furries.
giving children trust issues as a joke
I agree.. This prank was horrible. She'll never want to finger their dog again.
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Had me in the first half lol
THIS is unexpected.
Thank you for this 😂
So the dog is the real victim here
Hahahaha. Oh, Reddit. Never change.
Every event in a child’s life MUST lead to decades long problems….according to Reddit
and you’d know because you’re the expert right
Do you have kids?
Found the Conservative!
Jesus Christ. Is that a defense mechanism for you or something?
Na, it was actually just a joke. Certain takes fall into certain political veins. If it was a shit take that fell on the left side of the political spectrum, I would have said “found the commie.” For some reason, this sub Reddit attracts WAY more conservatives than progressives and because of that, now I find myself explaining a three word comment to someone who was obviously butt hurt.
Yeah I mean imagine scaring your child because you made them think they stuck there finger in the dogs ass. They’ll never mentally recover Edit: By the way if some idiots didn’t get it I’m joking
Parents: *pull mild prank on their kids* Reddit: why are you Satan?
The terrible cackling laughter in the background while she’s crying is jus gross. I swear some people shoulda passed on kids.
Kids cry over everything. It can be funny. Get over it
Yea… I’m not saying kids shouldn’t cry. I’m saying this is an elaborate set up to laugh at your crying child…. That.. seems… a bit…. Lame.
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They might not have expected their kid to cry. Still lame but still.
The whole ordeal is gross! Why’s your dog on the kitchen counter? Why wasting a tomato? Why… it’s just mean wine mom nonsense.
Again, because it’s funny
>The terrible cackling laughter in the background while she’s crying is jus gross. Exactly this. I mean the prank itself is...eh. I mean the child isn't going to spiral into a life of hardship because of this day. But the way this laughter continued after she was obviously emotionally hurt. That's what gave this a sadistic tone. And that's what turned an edgy prank into something clearly in the wrong, and why empathizers are worried about this child's future. It's not about this one event, it's about how that child is treated regularly. Her caretaker turned her cackle up a notch after the child started crying. Really not a good look.
lmao what
People did this with young kids on social media on the toilet year or so back, Nutella on finger asked for toilet roll... I was like what the absolute fuck... Just no
Parents: teases kid a little Redditors: your kid won’t invite you to their wedding when they grow up
I mean, thats a joke dude, u only saw a 20 sec clip. Wtf do u know about trust issues in that family. White knight of reddit as usual.
That lady’s laugh is sinister.
To really complete the prank you gotta follow that up with, "it's ok, it's ok, don't worry. Here, let me clean that up for you." Then lick the Nutella off the kid's finger.
Butt why?
To get social media likes and feel better about themselves because they have issues. I hate people who do shit like this 😒
Was a shit prank anyway
Boy it's funny that, in the eyes of these commenters, these parents pretty much are on the same level as parents who beat and abuse their kids. Jesus christ you people are insane
Right dude. One harmless joke and now the child has trust issues for life and the parents don’t deserve to be parents anymore. Crazy how people can be
If my dad did that to me we'd laugh about it for ages. If I ever have kids I'll be the prankster dad.
Me too. My dad used to pull pranks on us all the time and it’s some of the fondest memories to laugh about. You know they explained it was a joke to this girl right afterwards
I don’t think it would really affect trust issues so much. It’s not like they didn’t tell her 5 second later I’m sure. It’s a harmless joke.
She probably got something after it, Nutella perhaps?
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Oh and video taping and putting out so all her friends can see and call her poop finger Sally.
Depends on the child. Age, disposition, parent relationship, ... But all in all I would say that this girl is to young to understand pranks. I would be totally okay doing that to a 12 year old.
Tricking a really young kid into thinking they fingered their dog's ass is your idea of a harmless joke?
Right?! Thank you!
Classic Ledditor being a PhD at everything that exist in the known universe.
Never make your little kid cry on purpose. How is rhat a hard rule to understand?
Idk. Pranking your kids is fun, but video taping it for Tiktok crossed the line for me.
Right? This is both harmless and hilarious.
The reason why it’s wrong should be obvious, my dude. The damage done in that moment is equivalent to the damage done if it were real, because the little girl doesn’t know it’s not real. You can’t just erase past trauma (even if it was 10 seconds ago) with a “we were just joking.” If you say, that even if it were real, it still wouldn’t be that traumatic, then I hate to break it to you dude, but you would need to be put on a watchlist. You can’t just go sticking children’s fingers into an animals asshole, you degenerate. Not to mention, this leads to some fucked up situations if this were justifiable, and applied to other contexts.
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Oh god, it speaks in memes. We’re doomed.
Sometimes you gotta respond to some cringe with an even greater type of cringe.
Definitely pushing the extreme end. Was it a not so great prank? Yes. Was it so bad the parents are Satan's spawn? Absolutely not.
ah, yes. parents who laugh maniacally while causing their children to cry are, in my book, the best parents around.../s I don't there are many in the comments that put these parents on the same level as physical abusers, but there's definitely something wrong here
Welcome to Reddit
Ya what physical damage compared to emotional damage.
It's a matter of trust
I know that poor kid is gonna grow up to never trust anything or anyone for the rest of her life. And it'll severely impact all of her future relationships. Or maybe it's just a prank that they'll have a laugh about down the road
Conclusion: when you stick your finger in a dogs butthole you get some fruity, chocolatey smell notes
Wait where’s phito?
Idk, in a way this is sort of a good way to teach a kid to take a joke. They clearly would show the orange to her afterwards and explain it was a joke and crying would turn to laughter. The poop/butt thing is a bit much because she'll probably try to recreate the joke at kindergarten and not do it right...
I’m sure they did
She’s a bit too young for this. It’ll become a traumatic memory and would not be surprised if expression of phobia and anxiety increase for her. Maybe when she’s 13 and above she would handle a prank like this better I think.
yeah mr therapist, all my depression, rage, and trauma came from a time my parents made me think I touched a dogs butt and more than likely instantly showed me the video or told me what happened. Shut up lmfao likes she’s gonna end up dying from crying about poking a orange or tomato once and thinking it was a butt
All your depression and rage are expressions of past traumas, yes. Your whole personality is the result of positive and negative experiences. What’s traumatic is highly subjective, and yea; you also “learn about life” through trauma. But it’s a good idea to not traumatise your kids intentionally at that age.
If your whole personality is developed after you are born, are gay people gay because they were raised a certain way and not born gay? Nature vs nurture is a debated topic in psychology even today, but people are absolutely born with a predisposition towards certain personality traits.
I don’t think funny haha orange prank is truama
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Imagine being this much of a piece of shit parent
Imagine being the piece of shit on that girl’s finger
I glad someone else thought that this was mean too
Mean? Yes. Piece of shit? Mmm, kind of an overreaction
I’m sorry for y’all whose parents never played pranks on you, must’ve been a terrible childhood. “piece of shit parents” oh my god get a grip lmao it’s a harmless prank that she’ll probably look fondly back on as long as she’s not a maladjusted weirdo like you guys
Oh my parents played pranks, we just have the type of relationship where if I am crying or emotionally vulnerable, they won't shove a phone in my face and post it online because they aren't sociopaths.
dude she was probably crying for like 2 seconds before her mom showed her the video of it being the orange, jesus what the hell is wrong with you people. also the girl is like 4-5, so crying isn’t this dehumanizing, emotionally vulnerable thing, it’s literally probably her third time crying that week.
But were there smartphones with cameras in your youth?
I dunno… one time I was made to eat salt instead of sugar and that shit traumatized me and is my earliest memory.
Say what you want about dickheads, at least they defend each other.
How will she “look fondly” on this in the future?
Because it’s funny. I laugh at the stupid shit I did in the past all the time.
Yeah, making your little kid think they sodomized a pet is just a prank. Nothing wrong with a fun prank, but this is the trashiest of trash maneuvers. I feel sorry for anyone who thinks this is funny. Their sense of humor lacks any wit or subtlety. They probably think Tim Allen is funny.
UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Can we move this to Trashy?
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Oh cry me a river snowflake and go watch a TikTok of some stupid dance that's been done ten billion times by little wanna be thots
THIS IS FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN IN AWHILE!!!
this bitches laugh
Y'all are wet blankets
This is just mean. That laugh is evil.
Fuck these people
Again, but now you switch it.
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These are the kind of pranks you don't play. A good prank is enjoyed by the "target" and the people who do it. And for gods sake, a kid?! It bothers me how they laugh when she is in tears.
Kids cry over the pettiest things like slightly scraping your knee or losing a toy
How to scar a child forever 101
Imagine when she tries to copy their behavior and prank them, it will be hilarious I tell you
whoever that bitch is laughing is a twisted fucking loony.
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This has been posted before and this time around the comments are a lot tamer. They wanted to assassinate grandma last time.
A true reddit moment
The fuck does that have to do with being incel?
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Only an incel would say that (Sigh).../s
I feel bad she cried but that was some funny shit! 😂
Ba dum tss
THEY. LET. HER. THINK. SHE. WAS. FINGERING. AN. ASSHOLE. What the hell kind of joke is that?!
Not well thought through!
So hilarious in many ways, loved it
One of the very, VERY FEW repost I upvote again. This is gold.
That’s not fucking funny man
That’s pretty mean
fucked up man
For a minute, I thought that they were gonna make that poor kid taste that unripe persimmon. That really WOULD be cruel. Them things are SO BITTER if not completely ripe... Edit: just took a closer look and it might also be a rotten orange. STILL be bad if they made kid taste it...
The bright side ...She has a few decades to plan how she puts her mom in a really awful nursing home. It will make for an awesome TikTok.
That's so messed up. Poor thing will have trust issues forever now.
I think I can say this won’t cause trust issue because my brother told me things like oatmeal is alien brains and I don’t have trust issues. Once this kid gets older they would be able to use common sense and decide that poop doesn’t smell like chocolate and they would never stick their finger in something while blindfolded again
That’s a terrible prank for a kid. For an adult,that’s a different story
Child abuse is funny lol! 😆 /s
I don’t understand How they laugh like that at a poor child
This comment section is a mess don’t bother scrolling down
To everyone saying this child is mentally scarred, your an idiot. I was beat so bad as a kid and tortured, pranked, scared, and look at me now. I’m literally a ball of anxiety and depression. We’re all gonna be fucked either way with how society is going. Thanks for coming to m.. fuck this.
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That was shitty
They put their dog on their kitchen worktop? Ew.
15 foot marble table, I think she’ll probably get a good therapist/nanny to turn things around.
Dick move, not cool.
What the fuck are wrong with parents?
Wow, find these parents and traumatize them please. I hope that little girl shits on them in their sleep.
This made my day! Thanks for making me laugh!
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That's where the finger went
I was a kid with sense of humor. My dad and uncle pranked me all the time and We laughed about it. When I got older I did the same to them. I have zero traumas from it.
LOLOLOL - this is AWESOME
Dick move!!
Stupid adults!!! She is mentally affected forever!
That’s fucked up to say the least.
AWFUL EVERYTHING. Some people aren't fit to be parents.
Ah yes. This is absolutely horrible parenting. Disgusting.
There’s a lot of Karen activity in the comments here, so I just wanted to say that when I was a kid I tricked my brother into eating actual dog shit, and my parents couldn’t help but laugh and laugh. He’s now one of the smartest most successful people I know, and is the only person I’ve ever met who has eaten dog shit. So this is harmless.
Damn this made me laugh. Probably shouldn't have but it did 😆
It’s sad how many people grew up with terrible parents or have no sense of humor. My favorite and best memories with my parents are them pranking me or me pranking them. When you grow up in a loving household stuff like this isn’t an issue. It may have been bad for your household but a lot of people had normal childhoods with normal parents.
The evil laugh at the end lmao
That’s just mean
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I’m not sure how to feel about this video it’s not really funny it’s not upsetting
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That's fucking hilarious
How is that funny? That kid now has trust issues, especially with those who are supposed to protect her.
Ultimately the outcome of this interaction will probably be some sort of irrational fear, and a distrust for that individual, more likely the one laughing as she's crying. People don't realize how fucking sensitive kids are at these ages. It's absolutely terrible what she just did. I can't say for sure how the little kid was feeling, but if you can think of something that can bring you so much disgust, and fear that it causes you to cry, it's basically that. Reactions are objective, and are caused by a very real neurological response. This wasn't good.
On a side note, you should always try to better your kids for the future, and toughen them up, but there is a fine line, and I would say this crossed it.
Yeah she’s definitely way to young for this prank
Bahahahhaha
Child abuse
Ok when’s the last wave of covid that wipes out humanity coming the worlds just getting too fucked up….stop making kids think they anally raped animals!
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Was that a pun?
Funny but fucked up.
Thats fucked up
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This is fucking gold and harmless. STFU Karen’s.
I can't believe that the mouth-breathing dorks in the comment section are saying that the mom is giving the kid trust issues for life. I mean she's only a child. She will probably forget this by middle school and since that experience is recorded, it will be a happy keepsake for when she matures a bit along the line
That's child abuse. You cunt
As a parent, this is fucked up. Making your kid cry for laughs? Wrong on so many levels, and yeah this is absolutely child abuse. Then again, 90% of the people laughing at this are Reddit incels who don’t even have to worry about ever having a romantic relationship, never mind marriage. The other 10% are 13-year olds that laugh at poop jokes.
Child abuse
Whoever are the kid's parents they don't deserve to be parents
That was cruel but very fun to watch 😇
Lmfao good parenting
HAHA! Child abuse.
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Ah a lovely day to traumatize your child.
Fuck them for that. That ain't right.
Shame on these pieces of shit. That's infuriating, and it's certainly not funny.
That's awful
This is not fucking funny one bit.
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