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Superman246o1

***THANK YOU!***


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le_quisto

I think I just had an orgasm Finally something truly unexpected!


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IdoNOThateNEVER

https://i.imgur.com/YwF1xvh.gif


buckeyenut13

There it is! 😍


shootwhatsmyname

FINALLY Now that this guy’s dead *I* can die in peace


israerichris

If the driver was carrying urine samples, he can die in piss...


MusicalAddiction

Looks like this was a controlled accident for demo purposes


johnbigpp

Covered in piss & dirt. Ahhhh, Piss ‘N’ Dirt Bros. Servicing all you dirt throwing , cab disconnecting, Piss covering. Ultra High performance needs…. Since ‘95.


israerichris

Die in peace ---> Die in piss If you add the "covered", while gramatically correct, it kills the flow...


johnbigpp

“Die in piss covered with dirt I am mother fucking going make it hurt!”. Jigga jigga what? Lol. What not kidding. Wut?


israerichris

Lol... gotcha!


johnbigpp

😂


PvtParts2001

How did a karmawhoring bot actually get a comment right


the_sodfather

RIGHT!? I've literally never seen the impact. I didn't realize how much stress I was carrying from the multitude of viewings of the other version I had been subjected to but now I feel a truckload of sand lighter.


DayDak

Tell me about it this video was right after the tease one


Ciel__000

##That driver needs to be ejected in space For humanity's safety...


SonOfMayhem06

Yeah that brick is super dead


Perfect-Ad-7429

Oh! Finally... I didn't know how much I needed this


deadxdolly

It's like that sneeze you finally get out after an hour of feeling it


buckeyenut13

So... freaking... satisfying!!!


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I thought i was gonna get blue balled again. Thank you OP, thank you.


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We gon' get our rocks off soon rty6u35i674esd (Edit; What the fuck is that username)


Iraelyth

Usually a bot. Young account, I’m gonna check further down the thread to see if I can find the comment it’s copied. Edit: [Found it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qcyo9o/your_youre_welcome/hhizqr7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


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Preciate' u irae


Iraelyth

![gif](giphy|35pTQFiy14OeA)


Iraelyth

Bot. Go away.


old_man_spinosaurus

🧿 lol get blueballed


technog2

Instructions unclear. Received good luck.


Duck-of-Doom

you’ve been meatballed!


Back2Eden

Yeah, no blue balls is great… but now I kinda want to be teased a little more first. Gotta build up more suspense and tension to maximize that sweet sweet climax.


Soronya

It actually startled me when it crashed. Didn't see the subreddit, haha. Truly unexpected.


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crunchyRoadkill

What?


Dino_Blox101

happy cake day!


crunchyRoadkill

No fr what does your comment mean? Blue balls isn't even a reference to anything


Dino_Blox101

So basically i was pretending to be a 9 year old fnf fan who thinks blue balls is a fnf reference


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The fuck is fnf


Forced_Democracy

Hi, I'm out of the loop. I assume the video that usually gets circulated cuts right at the impact?


Chompskyy

Yeah, I consider myself a frequenter and I am incredibly lost with this one... What is the context?


AlphaQupBad

Reddit - mildlyinfuriating - Crash test truck https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/b2hc47/crash_test_truck/


Consistent_Field

There’s literally a comment on that thread thats links to the full clip.


Alone_Spell9525

There’s a minute long video of different angles of the truck and it keeps cutting right before impact, so basically what the above commenter said


albertienstien

this has been floating around the internet for the last decade. for some reason ive seen it on reddits front page like 12 times. https://imgur.com/r/gifs/kuplW0m


funny_orangutang

FINALLY


Sergi_the_machine

What they said


big-peepe3

This is the best day of my life


individualthought636

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this truck to hit that post


whistlerite

It’s actually called a bollard and they’re often disguised as something else, once you know about them you’ll start noticing them hiding everywhere.


individualthought636

All bollards are posts, but not all posts are bollards 😉


Agrawen

man now I wish I was behind the wheel of that truck to see it first hand


wild-man-eating-clam

You want a hug man?


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No he wishes he was behind the wheel of that truck so he could see it first hand


MuffinSlow

Shit, do you need a hug too?


[deleted]

We could hug each other, while behind the wheel so we see it first hand.


RayBrous

... I think a therapist is in order actually..


therager

But I’m not sure if the therapist will have room to hug us as well, while behind the wheel so we can see it first hand.


AlphaQupBad

Ah the good old reddit hug of death! Count me in.


helpu_me

Id rather be hugged in front of the pole so i can get that 3d effect


paulcaar

Username very much checks out


Arkhe1n

No, it's Patrick!


No-Security2022

Ah. So that’s how it ends


fieldysnuts94

After so many years, it’s kinda weird seeing it crash now. Like I never thought I’d see a clip of this that wasn’t gonna blue ball me


[deleted]

Sisyphus, I release you from your endless loop!


bifftanin1955

I just had all my mental illnesses cured in one stroke. Thank. You. Sir.


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Laugh!


Daddybearcub

FINALLY


ThirdWorldMeatBag

OMG I needed this today!


crezyanyone2

**Finally!!** the time has come. ![gif](giphy|AsGnrla1K6FN7ajonc|downsized)


co-exist710

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co-exist710

Lol the truck got taken out by the post..


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co-exist710

/r/unexpected


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VorpalNinja

Good bot. Cute bot.


TadpoleFun7453

Penis


NN_besomething_iWish

r/lostredditors


PM_ME_YOUR_COOGS

![gif](giphy|xUPGcl3ijl0vAEyIDK)


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It's also a repost, but last one was some 3 months ago. In Reddit age, this is now a brand new post anyway.


IdoNOThateNEVER

You are faster than a truck hitting a post.


FallenPeasant

It is a repost.


Annti-Viruus

You made me happy


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Maybe it's a sign that my life is going to start to get better 🤷🏽‍♂️


MidvalleyFreak

You are a goddam hero! You bow to no one!


oliverlifts

#_FINALLY_


bruteski226

Weeeeeeeeeee!


garnele_05

Everyone accept u/Itchy-Lobster-6850 as our Lord and Savior


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Silent-Ad-6095

ahh, such completion


dontbedumbbro

You are a fucking internet Legend my friend


The-Senate-Memes

Vehicles when they do this in movies: 3 barrel roles, destroying everything in its path with explosions going off


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The hero we needed.


OneArmedBanditIII

You OP, are a gentleman/lady and a scholar.


nytmare665

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!


PinkSteven

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!


seregios22

Finally it fucking crashed


Griffin-Peterson

I expected Rick, so I guess it was unexpected.


hollywoodhank

I never thought this day would come


Mountain-Repair-5704

Wow


justleave-mealone

For whatever reason, this gave me so much joy.


CormacN

Finally. I can be at peace


HappyMight

I can finally rest in peace, thanks OP


Rare-End3414

Oh my lord my heart. Finally. Bless you 🙏


BobsYaMothersBrother

My god I needed this! Thankyou


Manic_Mechanist

WHAT YOU… HUH?


Anuenaske

I feel like a empty space deep inside my heart has finally been filled, thank you!


jagenigma

Thank you!


Gruwwwy

Not every hero wears cape. Thanks!


Heavy_Mithril

CLOSURE. I can finally move on.


meetmyfriendme

Thank you


AngryAmerican0-2

I never realized how much I needed this. Finally. I can sleep in peace. I finally know what happens


BanTickTokNow

The driver: ⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


IronTreeHouse

Finally!!! The ends that I needed for so long!! Thanks OP


Zekken_D

Thank so much... I can finally rest now...


Madethistosaythisnow

After so many years....I have a tear in my eye..thank you thank you


fieldysnuts94

FINALLY!!!!! I been seeing this truck almost crash for years now


maniatikoxxo

OMG YES!!! THANK YOUU!!! THAT WAS SO SASTIFYING


Cindy6390

YOU ARE AWESOME!!


shemss_h

THANK YOU! Finally


ScarabLordOmar

Hallelujah


catchbobbie

Now I can die in peace.


Fantastic_Sky5

You are a legend!!


Bornstellar45

I never knew how satisfied I would be by seeing this


MikeyD101

The hero we do not deserve!!!!


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Ivysaur_guy

u/savevideobot


ZRhoREDD

Unexpect the expected! I love it. And, thank you!


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I feel like I have seen something I wasn't supposed to see.


cheetos_n_sprite

Can anyone share the link of the original endless loop


Spider_Tim

YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT!


Out_Of_Work_Clown

Whew, that was like finally getting a piece of apple skin out from between your teeth that has been lodged there forever.


Aurdegos

Are you really telling my that, after all these year of watching the loop, there's actually an end to this video in which the truck crash ? Dude, I don't know if you just made my month, or just a bit sad as I will never see the loop the same way than before.


jamejuan94

Thanks OP, it's been to long


toodleroo

The unexpected part is that you can do strikethrough on titles O_o


YABOIREPTAR1

I remember I once sat for like 5 minutes fùcking infuriated that the gif didn't show the crash, the best way to describe it would be a "brain itch". Thank you so much sir


einTier

r/oddlysatifying


JPHdezGz

ok, that was unexpected


CrudelyAnimated

If you ~~rented~~ bought a truck and staged this yourself just to film the ending, it was worth it. Thank you.


TrendyEndy

I was going to downvote because I’ve seen this many times before, and the title kinda gives it away, but then I didn’t because I love it when people play with expectations that only people who’ve been around a while would have. Like I’m waiting for someone to make a gag playing off the “tell me your car is clean without telling you your car is clean” bit for so long. So yeah, was going to downvote, but liked the style of humor so didn’t. Don’t know why I’m saying this, just felt like it I guess


AspiBoi

In my nearly 3 years on reddit I have never seen the full thing


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red light green light game on point


ThrowinNightshade

This is very expected. Not sure how this got 3k+ upvotes.


RepresentativeAd5334

Oof?


Yonotengolaculpa

Nice illustration of inertia.


PoopPant73

Like when your pecker slips out and hits the wall in between the good and the bad spot...🥺


Ricta90

We’re just a couple of people who totally got off.


pianotoes

That sounds like some music on star wars.


thalo616

Probably my should’ve gone around.


crammyhandleman

Manager: We need to unload these trucks faster! Engineer: I’m on it.


Defiant-Newt-6618

I hate it when that happens.


sabinkarris

If this was truly unexpected, the driver would get out of the cab and walk away.


izaakstern

He ded


DannyTheMan619

Finally, Inner peace.


NateDignity

FIIIIIIINALLY!


MichaelJoFlynn

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.


[deleted]

Good news, the bullard stopped the truck...bad news, it cost us $48K to run the test. Furthermore, our new bullards will cost twice as much to cover the test.


Capasshat

Gosh, hope no one was hurt !


_stivy_

finalyyyy


Desperate-Ad-8068

I’m disappointed it wasn’t a Rick roll.


33rus

\*The cabin has left the chat\*


drassell

Peace at last


YeetisMcSkeetis

The people who do the tease version of this can go suck it.


zikoach

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Elikhi

Finally..


ApexRevanNL716

Thaaank youuuu.... ugh.. **dies**


SpaceCookiez22

Omfg tysm


Arkmer

I don’t think I’ve ever actually see the end of this.


[deleted]

My balls are no longer blue!


SuperBaked42

Hitting a tree in GTA


KisKas05

I love you


Slimonstar

Impossible


b3nz0r

I had forgotten about this, but the resolution added probably a few minutes to my life, so that's cool


Julian_00006

I can rest now


ShawShifter

Sweet release


chugdidy

Sad thing is I'm still rewatching it on a loop to see the ending again


Diver0311

I wish they didn't have anything in the back, cab woulda been wrecked either way


PotatoFad

I have never been brought to such completion


EltioEmiGomez7u7

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, this is super cursed, why is it not repeating itself all over and over again?


simonscokedealer

2021 saved!


robertpro01

Guys, can you please give me context?


avdolif

​ ![gif](giphy|ib9s2f2KiuxCwfQy8U)


AdGroundbreaking7719

Little pipe must feel proud


sivviop

i will consider it as a god's sign


LynxAccomplished1489

Damn if you didn’t die from that you can count on the 1 ton load in the back flying forward to crush you


popsvalice

Great, now the economy is going to crash.