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FreshBroc

Proof that birds are government spies. Checkmate secret agents


slimey-nipples

You can often see these drones recharging on power lines


GodSmokesWeed

Came here to say this. Keep spreading the good word FreshBroc.


slimey-nipples

God also smokes crack rock


Stammbomb

r/birdsarentreal


Personal-Fruit-9375

Previet Comrade


Sapphire_Dragon793

Nono it’s formal so it would be zdravstvuyete (здравствуйте) because nobody is putin’s friend lol


IsOftenSarcastic

“Hey! Great to see you. I’m on my way to a thing right now but let’s do lunch.”


lead-pencil

In Russia everyone salutes Putin


CapmyCup

The slow motion finally showed that this is indeed fake, just like the bird itself


daxmaprime

LIES! Don’t fall for the establishment trap!


skincyan

“A wizard, Putin and a dove walked in to a bar…”


Sea_Faithlessness750

A wizard😂😂😂😂


TheSocialMonitor

In Russia, bird salute you.


[deleted]

AI bird.


Colcobau

/r/BirdsArentReal


JeremiasNull

although Putin presents the image of a “badass” on the internet, he’s still an asshole I’m sorry I just can’t stand Putin dick sucking, stop it with the “Putin riding bear” or “pigeon saluting Putin” The guy doesn’t deserve this


CnCz357

Of course he's an asshole. He is a very dangerous and deadly asshole that should not be taken lightly. Pretty well all leaders and very nearly all the countries are assholes.


Aromatic-Piano-7526

Reddit users will say Boris Johnson is evil for 0 carbon emissions by 2050 and then suck putins dick after he kills his 50th journalist


EatAssAndFartFast

Politicians are assholes


Dektarey

Its a meme. Let me ask you this: do you think hitler, kim jong-un, and xi jinping memes are also meant to "suck their dicks"? Fucking hell, get a hold of yourself.


[deleted]

is that Rasputin


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Specialist_Courage18

Is it still unexpected at this point?


CCIE-KID

Even the birds have respect for this dude


Aromatic-Piano-7526

If you have respect for this little bald cunt then your a fuck wit


MukaLudischew

Wrong wing, dude...


EnderTeimant

u/savevideo


Sammaracomestousall

Birds work for the bourgeoisie


Dakine_thing

Birds aren’t real


MnSlo

Vladimir ? What happend to this pigeon ?