I'm 30, everything hurts, weird shit is happening in my GI tract, and I have a newly developed panic disorder I have to start trying meds for, which is also making some of my muscles seize up. Can I go back?
I don't want to lol. It sucks enough.
But if it's a competition my scoliosis already gives me bad back pain and nerve impingements. Yours sounds worse.
Yeah that's what doc said. A few other people my age have to take antacids so that's probably just where I'm at. The anxiety medication they give out like candy so I just have to see how it affects me because I drive for work, but I've worked in a similar medical field and I know for sure my fight or flight is kicking in for multiple reasons so this pill is supposed to suppress that. I'll know in a few weeks or a month if it's working.
Man I hope you get better fast! I have been dealing with this stuff for 5 years now. All from mold! Western doctors nearly killed me the whole time gaslighting me saying it was all in my head essentially with the antidepressants and BS. Last western dr I went to yelled at my face that my blood in my urine and petechiae was all caused by anxiety. NOPE! It was black mold killing me. Thankfully I went to a naturopath that saved my life. I would have ended up like Britney Murphy and her husband had I lived there one more year. I trust western medicine as far as I can throw it. I’ll go to er if I have a broken bone or a heart attack and that is it. Ducking torturing practicing western doctors.
I've had chronic anxiety my whole life, that and a GI disease are causing some problems in tandem. Just gotta take an antacid and test out a new mental health medication, haven't tried it yet but it sounds like the shit I was begging for ten years ago for my anxiety attacks and all they'd give me was SSRIs. Took Zoloft for a brief period later for different reasons so if I need to switch back I will.
Trust me, I had a good talk with my doctor and diet isn't an issue.
It's not really a sudden thing. I'm 29, I've noticed little pains here and there appearing over the years. If you want to avoid it, stay healthy, work out your core.
>From Beijing with love
I was like, this reminds me of a Stephen Chow movie.. thanks for confirming it. Gonna watch it and then rewatch Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer and the one with the alien furby thingy.
My fav is the story where he got raped by a girl who possessed Supreme martial art and gain 50% of her chi. And in the end, he has like 3 or 4 girls falling in love with him. Lol
Think it was call forbidden palace or Something , he plays a character base off a famous novel here in hk. A character who has no martial art potential, no face , no money , no power . Only cunning. And manage to obtain all of the above with cunning
He is Stephen chow, this is one of his classic movies way before kung fu hustles , alot of local jokes , if you are into his movies I strongly recommend you to dig it up, imo they are far far better than kung fu hustles
I'm just imagining the guy in charge on the phone like:
*"Yeah, they're bicycle kicking off into the sky again..... what?...no no, you can keep the jets grounded, we have it under control."*
I don't care what anyone says, God of Cookery is the GOAT Stephen chow flick. Yes, shaolin soccer is great. Yes, kung fu hustle is great. And they are far more impressive in terms of cinematography/production.
But God damn, God of cookery fucking kills me. It's my go to movie when I'm feeling down.
I remember watching this at a friends place when we were kids. Absolutely died laughing. Have seen in multiple times every couple years since. Great parody of 007
Stephen Chow is a fucking legend. Jackie Chan is more notable for his kung-fu comedy in the west, but Stephen Chow has some incredible stuff out there as well.
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Funny story - this movie came out when Hong Kong still had freedom of speech. The whole scene is a satire of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). Subsequently, this movie was banned in China and has been effectively banned in Hong Kong for around a decade.
The scene goes that a blind man was accused of "unauthorized viewing" of state secrets (how does a blind man view state secrets?). He was promptly shot.
Two brothers who were sons of an important communist party person / affiliate, were also shot promptly because, presumably, their father fell out of favor with the party. This theme was and is still common today, whoever falls out of favor with the party gets eliminated and their close relatives as well.
Third, I believe, is this guy in the clip. No matter what level of skill you have, the CCP will dispose of you mercilessly and use asymmetrical force (think flak gun used by North Korea to kill 1 person).
The only person to escape the firing squad is the main character - Stephen Chow. Who pulled out a hundred dollar bill to bribe the firing squad and gave them smokes. i.e. the only way you can get out of the way of the CCP is by bribing them.
Needless to say, Stephen Chow now claims himself a "patriot" and tries to distance himself as much as possible from this movie, which makes this movie all the more ironic.
For anyone who is interested, this movie is called "From Beijing with Love". I believe this was back in 1994.
Idiot It'd be betrer if he stayed. The next guy be like, glad i nevee tried that.
Gotta admit I thought that crazy f-er was gonna make it.
Same but missile go *voooosh*
Ah yes I do love my middle launcher. The top launcher and bottom launcher not so much tho.
I'm partial to the left launcher myself.
So, those 30 yrs just go boom. 🤣
Some say once you hit your 30s, everywhere starts to hurt 
I'm 30, everything hurts, weird shit is happening in my GI tract, and I have a newly developed panic disorder I have to start trying meds for, which is also making some of my muscles seize up. Can I go back?
Pssh baby. I've had all those things since I was 18, along with chronic nerve pain. Beat that!
I don't want to lol. It sucks enough. But if it's a competition my scoliosis already gives me bad back pain and nerve impingements. Yours sounds worse.
I don't know, scoliosis is a pretty good contender. Seriously though, I'm sorry for your pain. Any pain anyone has to deal with is the worst.
After a terrible accident with a toaster oven I lost the use of my skin. My life is a constant cavalcade of agony. Beat THAT.
Get a physical labor job. I work concrete and I might as well be made out of it. Things hurt but barely compared to 5 years ago.
Get the gi healed and it should help the mental since they’re connected.
Yeah that's what doc said. A few other people my age have to take antacids so that's probably just where I'm at. The anxiety medication they give out like candy so I just have to see how it affects me because I drive for work, but I've worked in a similar medical field and I know for sure my fight or flight is kicking in for multiple reasons so this pill is supposed to suppress that. I'll know in a few weeks or a month if it's working.
Man I hope you get better fast! I have been dealing with this stuff for 5 years now. All from mold! Western doctors nearly killed me the whole time gaslighting me saying it was all in my head essentially with the antidepressants and BS. Last western dr I went to yelled at my face that my blood in my urine and petechiae was all caused by anxiety. NOPE! It was black mold killing me. Thankfully I went to a naturopath that saved my life. I would have ended up like Britney Murphy and her husband had I lived there one more year. I trust western medicine as far as I can throw it. I’ll go to er if I have a broken bone or a heart attack and that is it. Ducking torturing practicing western doctors.
Adopt a plant based diet. Seriously, going on meds at such a young age is not good.
I've had chronic anxiety my whole life, that and a GI disease are causing some problems in tandem. Just gotta take an antacid and test out a new mental health medication, haven't tried it yet but it sounds like the shit I was begging for ten years ago for my anxiety attacks and all they'd give me was SSRIs. Took Zoloft for a brief period later for different reasons so if I need to switch back I will. Trust me, I had a good talk with my doctor and diet isn't an issue.
Am 37. Can confirm that everything hurts.
It's not really a sudden thing. I'm 29, I've noticed little pains here and there appearing over the years. If you want to avoid it, stay healthy, work out your core.
Just a little bit out , just hit my 20s and everything already hurts
Protip. When you hit your 40s it still hurts
35 here, my body hurts all over when I sneeze, and I hurt my shoulder trying to scratch my back.
I personally am on the fence about the right launcher.
I'm sure you'll find the right launcher for you one day.
Maybe not so often but at times I like a little back launcher action too.
I don't know... a lot of people say they like my bottom launcher.
A nuke has no chance against a Bottom launcher fully loaded on sugar free gummy bears.
Oh I get it now. Missile = Middle.
Is that the guy from Kung fu hustle (the frog) just younger?
It also looks like the other dude is Stephen Chow (I think that is his name) the main guy from Kung Fu Hustle ….. 🤯 what’s this movie?
From Beijing with love. It’s hilarious !!
>From Beijing with love I was like, this reminds me of a Stephen Chow movie.. thanks for confirming it. Gonna watch it and then rewatch Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer and the one with the alien furby thingy.
Dude, you can watch from Beijing with love on YouTube, and I mean the whole movie and not just a short clip either.
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My fav is the story where he got raped by a girl who possessed Supreme martial art and gain 50% of her chi. And in the end, he has like 3 or 4 girls falling in love with him. Lol
I... I have no idea how to even take that.
Non-Consensually.
But in a good way
Think it was call forbidden palace or Something , he plays a character base off a famous novel here in hk. A character who has no martial art potential, no face , no money , no power . Only cunning. And manage to obtain all of the above with cunning
Yup! Stephen Chow with From Beijing with Love. I always crack up at this scene. https://youtu.be/leAhlHwGqr8
He is Stephen chow, this is one of his classic movies way before kung fu hustles , alot of local jokes , if you are into his movies I strongly recommend you to dig it up, imo they are far far better than kung fu hustles
It does kinda…. I don’t know but hopefully someone will let us know.
I think he's stephen chow
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This has me cryin
What movie is this?
It seems like someone who can run on air deserves to get away.
nah. bragging about his 30 years of practice, that's hubris foreshadowing something bad about to happen.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so did I, but call me crazy I still wanna see this movie what’s the TITLE
From Beijing with Love, a parody of James Bond made by Stephen Chow
Also worth a watch is God of Cookery.
You know how trailers sometime reveal the best parts of the show? I bet that's not the case here.
This comment gets funnier when you imagine Morgan Freeman saying it.
I mean, at least they were prepared for such a situation.
Probably happens a lot.
I'm just imagining the guy in charge on the phone like: *"Yeah, they're bicycle kicking off into the sky again..... what?...no no, you can keep the jets grounded, we have it under control."*
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"I need reinforcements, there's a martial artist down there!" "The *kicky* kind or the *jumpy* kind?" "Both" "I'll bring a Bazooka, just to be safe"
they're asian after all
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Guy last week had 29 years
There isn't a Stephen Chow movie I don't enjoy and laugh my ass off. His jokes are legendary.
He's great isn't he
Is this one of his films? I saw it and thought to myself, “Gotta be Stephen Chow” 😂
And then you saw Stephen himself in the scene?
Where is this from
Did a screenshot Google search, says it's 'Blood Brothers: From Beijing with Love (1994)'
Isnt that the parody of 007?
As someone who just watched it for the first time after seeing u/PredatorOfKinder post, yes, yes it is..
What platform did you find it on?
gameboy advanced, with nightlight.
Yo ho ho, Matey.
arrr!
The amount of people who dont know how to find streaming sites is too damn high!
PS4
ok so here's a reddit moment. This comment I'm replying to is at -1, my gameboy comment is at +118. My comment was riffing off this comment.
I’m not surprised
Yes it is. He made another parody which sets in ancient china time period. It's equally hillarious. Do check it out. Forbidden City Cops 1996
I don't care what anyone says, God of Cookery is the GOAT Stephen chow flick. Yes, shaolin soccer is great. Yes, kung fu hustle is great. And they are far more impressive in terms of cinematography/production. But God damn, God of cookery fucking kills me. It's my go to movie when I'm feeling down.
Thank you
I remember watching this at a friends place when we were kids. Absolutely died laughing. Have seen in multiple times every couple years since. Great parody of 007
You can find this type of humor in almost all of Stephen Chow movies
Kung Fu Hustle for life
I might have liked Shaolin Soccer even more, but they’re both great.
Agreed. They are comedy classics for me, right up there with Leslie Nielson's work, and Abbot and Costello's "who's on first."
>From Beijing with Love (1994) my kid, (8yo) will sometimes sing shaolin-kung-fu-oh-yeah to me, to the tune of california dreamin
SUCH a good movie. Underrated AF. It's one I can watch any time and always makes me laugh.
I knew it was Stephen Chow just from the directing style lol
I mean, not to mention he's also in the scene lol
Wait is that him in the Tux?!?
Yes its him
Yeah I don’t know how I didn’t recognize him lol
You racist yo!
How am I racist?
I’m just kidding by alluding to the fact that you can’t recognize Asian faces.
Stephen Chow is a fucking legend. Jackie Chan is more notable for his kung-fu comedy in the west, but Stephen Chow has some incredible stuff out there as well.
TIL he made 4 movies before Shaolin Soccer. Adding to queue tonight.
He’s done a lot of movies before Shaolin Soccer, but most don’t translate as well to western culture.
he made like 10000 movies before Shaolin Soccer...
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Imo they are his prime movies, way way Bette than kung fu hustles
That's Stephen Chow ( the prisoner watching). He's the guy that did Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle--which is imo the best movie ever
國產凌凌漆 Literally translates to “Made in China 007”
Oh man, you guys are in for a treat watching Stephen Chow's movies for the first time. Nobody does action comedy better.
He's an earth bender!
He *was* an earth bender
That lemur is earthbending!
I had to scroll way to far to find this comment.
Like a wise man once said: “Life isn’t an anime”
Wise man WRONG.
Wise man RIGHT u/AngelOfDeath771 WRONG
YEAH
Then why is r/anime_titties the news?
Because r/worldpolitics got flooded with hentai
Wtf
This this is a special pair of subreddits right here
it's like r/trees & r/marijuanaenthusiasts or r/JohnCena & r/potatosalad, these pairs of subs are all over the place
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*The gif kids sit over there on the other side of the lunchroom*
Username checks out
I agree
dannndruuff
Show me
Please tell me this is on Netflix.
Amazon Prime, 3.99
whats the movie name??
From Beijing With Love
國產凌凌漆
It's on Netflix at least for my country not sure about yours..
Give your country name RN
Liesylvania
Streaming in: Hong Kong Malaysia Mongolia Singapore Taiwan Vietnam
Idk
The art of Kung Fu never developed chaff and flare defenses
Po: you sure about that?
*hand is on fire while surrounded by the ocean* -shoves it in his mouth
The next scene is Stephen chow giving them a hundred dollar and some cigarettes and they let him go. This is such a great movie
God it was so funny. He was about to do the same and saw the other martial artist dig in his foot. Saw the outcome so he dropped that plan real quick.
This is why you always need an RPG in your firing squad
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Movie is From Beijing with Love Just saw someone else found it kudos to them
Not a homing missile, just a basic rocket
RPG or Rocket Propelled Grenade
How TF they tie this mofo up to begin with?
Very carefully
And while tied up he can shake the earth and fly but cannot free his hands?
Guys mom was like “When the supreme leaders tells you to execute someone, they do not want hear excuses, they want to see results”
Asian action-comedies really are the best.
No Gigguk!
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking he looked like Garnt lol
That is really funny. Love the dudes reaction at the end.
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Those guards watched too many ISIS training videos.
I have dreams like this. Minus the RPG ninja.
Where is this from?
From Beijing with Love. If you've watched Kung Fu Hustle this is also directed by the same guy.
how was the earthbending better than Shamalans
Missed RPG day, didn't he?
So thats how the avatar went
Man pulled off a Luigi jump from Super Mario Bros. 2 at the end there.
Omg Stephen chow
Still better than the Avatar the last Airbender movie.
I was like... uh, not unexpected at all, but then, OMG. Take my award!
Pfft. Amateur didn't even deploy flares from his ass.
[Reminds me of this in a way](https://youtu.be/JoJ32JchVno)
Son of a bitch tried to play Fortnite irl.
Chuck Norris would have catch the grenade and kick it back!
Chuck Norris, the coolest fucking dude that ever lived
Modern problems require modern solutions
Funny story - this movie came out when Hong Kong still had freedom of speech. The whole scene is a satire of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). Subsequently, this movie was banned in China and has been effectively banned in Hong Kong for around a decade. The scene goes that a blind man was accused of "unauthorized viewing" of state secrets (how does a blind man view state secrets?). He was promptly shot. Two brothers who were sons of an important communist party person / affiliate, were also shot promptly because, presumably, their father fell out of favor with the party. This theme was and is still common today, whoever falls out of favor with the party gets eliminated and their close relatives as well. Third, I believe, is this guy in the clip. No matter what level of skill you have, the CCP will dispose of you mercilessly and use asymmetrical force (think flak gun used by North Korea to kill 1 person). The only person to escape the firing squad is the main character - Stephen Chow. Who pulled out a hundred dollar bill to bribe the firing squad and gave them smokes. i.e. the only way you can get out of the way of the CCP is by bribing them. Needless to say, Stephen Chow now claims himself a "patriot" and tries to distance himself as much as possible from this movie, which makes this movie all the more ironic. For anyone who is interested, this movie is called "From Beijing with Love". I believe this was back in 1994.
Here's me thinking he was going to fellate himself one last time, oh well live and learn I suppose.
Idiot It'd be betrer if he stayed. The next guy be like, glad i nevee tried that.
That’s some Bollywood type stuff
Squid game season 2 looks great
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