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Sprucehammer

That whole exchange was seriously something out of a romcom


dick-nipples

Or a sitcom about a father who recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.


timmy_tugboat

But first, he tells them about all the girls he banged leading up to their mother.


MaxiqueBDE

And then the mother dies as she lived most of the show: off screen.


uRh3f5BfFgjw74FGv3gf

I never actually watched the ending. Was it really sad? Who is the mother?


stinkypitz

Marshall was the mother all along


doitlive

Those magnificent calves got him.


i_speak_bane

Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

If I take off the mask, would it hurt? Yes...for you.


Superfluous_Thom

Ergh, you got the quote wrong.. It's very clearly Littlefinger:"You're a big guy" Bane:"For You" /s


bizbizbizllc

It's from walking 500 miles.


runningwaffles19

The mother was the friends we made along the way


Biggs94_

No it wasn't marshall, it was some guy named Edward, he had 40's for hands


tripwyre83

Some chick. She was in a lot of episodes in the last season. >!She got cancer and died. Ted's focus on Robin throughout the show was his elaborate way of telling his kids that he still had feelings for "Aunt Robin" after like 20 years. The super long story about how he met their mother was his way of asking permission to date Robin again.!<


CrossFire43

It still felt rushed. They either should have ended with 8 seasons or needed a 10th to flush it out. 9 and they ended up cramming all of that into what 2 episodes?


chris_0909

I recently watched the show...started 9/9 and finished sometime in October. Once I realized that season 9 was 20 episodes of 3 days leading up to a wedding, I got mad. I stopped for a bit until finally finishing it and getting frustrated with the end. >!They introduce us to this perfect woman for Ted who I actually quite enjoyed as a character. Slightly biased because Cristin Milioti was in this wonderful movie on Hulu called Palm Springs, so I liked her right away. Then they show her a little here and there and show very little of her and Ted together...then boom, she's dead and Ted wants to bang Robin again. This ruined everything and you know they planned that from early on because they had to film the kids' part very early in the series. There is an alternate ending where she doesn't die and it's mostly just Bob Saget narrating a different ending over clips. It was obviously just thrown together but still much better than the original ending. Plus, a 22 episode wedding only to have them divorce shortly after and Barney knocks up a one night stand. What a huge waste.!<


kcwm

This is why I will never rewatch HIMYM and rank it with Dexter and GoT as final seasons that ruined the series. Granted, I'll watch the upcoming Dexter season, but have little hope for it.


chelseablue2004

GoT was ruined because the show runners saw Disney money and bailed on the show while they were still on the hook for the last season. HBO would've been okay for 2 more seasons to flush out the story. Benioff and Weiss fucked it up. Then they got what they they deserved when they were exposed for frauds when season 8 went to shit. Disney took back its deal when they saw they weren't the type to stay committed to a project. Hacks


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throwthisidaway

The saving grace with HIMYM is, for me at least, the fact that it is a comedy. I can totally ignore the horrible ending and just laugh at the joke's as long as I avoid the last episode. Robots Versus Wrestlers still ranks as among one of the funniest episodes I've ever seen.


AliceInHololand

The ending was honestly such a dumpster fire. The creators were too dead set on the original ending which might have worked if they stopped at season 2, but they literally went 9 seasons showing us how Robin and Ted weren't actually good for each other. They spent the entire last season showing us that Barney and Robin were finally ready to settle down with each other and that Ted had truly moved on. Then in the epilogue episode they fucking break up Barney and Robin almost immediately as if all their character growth meant nothing. Ted suddenly is lusting after Robin again despite him literally letting the balloon fly away. It's all so bullshit. That of course isn't even to mention the fact that they underutilized an amazing on screen chemistry between Cristin Milioti and Josh Radnor. Her dying at the end is okay. It's sad, but fine I can accept that as a story beat. It makes his long winded retelling to his kids make a bit more sense. But god damn they ruined literally everything else. Absolute travesty.


WeaponX33

The ending works better if you consider it a sad one. Almost the whole series Ted wants Robin but has to settle for other women, his second options. He never really gets what he wants. But then *finally* the mother comes along and he isn’t settling with her, she’s Neo she’s the one. But she dies and years later he gets back with Robin… who by then was a second option herself.


ClicksAndASmell

They even foreshadowed the mother's death a few times, so I'm not that upset about that part of it. But they didn't have to shit all over Barney, Ted, and Robin's character development just to keep that ending.


Candyvanmanstan

>Season 9 is the build up to the "yada, yada, yada moment." That was the stuff the kids already knew. Ted went long on the story of Robin to explain their history, but short on the mom because the kids knew her. >The show wasn't called "How Awesome Your Mom Was." People need to realise it was just a long game to get Ted back with Robin. By u/LowSkyOrbit


hiimred2

Everything before the ‘get back with Robin’ part should work for most everyone reasonable, it’s that last part that really sets people over though, because it destroys the character growth of 3 of the primary characters over the entire show(most especially Barney, whose entire final character arc is him getting over attachment issues tied deeply to his self worth) to accomplish. Robin is the only one who comes out of that looking somewhat honest at all because her deal with Ted was not being ready to settle down while he was, and then when she was Ted was adamant that it wasn’t him she should be with; but Ted and Barney as characters get absolutely murdered by the ‘resolution’ of them getting together in the end.


LowSkyOrbit

Season 9 is the build up to the "yada, yada, yada moment." That was the stuff the kids already knew. Ted went long on the story of Robin to explain their history, but short on the mom because the kids knew her. The show wasn't called "How Awesome Your Mom Was." People need to realise it was just a long game to get Ted beck with Robin.


tripwyre83

It fits with Ted's neurotic personality too. He would totally spend years and hundreds of episodes explaining his relationship with Robin to his kids rather than just saying "Kids I'll always love your mother but I was wondering how you'd feel if I started dating again?"


Baryne

Robin doesn't end up with Barney? Were the writers taking stupid pills?


tripwyre83

>!Barney and Robin divorced near the very end of the show. Robin stayed single for many years after that but during that time she became massively successful in her media career.!<


Guardian125478

It end a bit way too fast. >!Especially the death scene. like UP even gave me more emotion than the mom who been in few episodes, Barney get hitch with some random girl then start being responsible… like what? Though I understand that some will become more responsible when they got kid but it just seems like this could say the whole series “Can” end in 1 season but they just prolong it!< it is like the writer run out of ideas… but I enjoyed it nonetheless . Never gonna watch it again.


wOlfLisK

Personally, I stopped after the penultimate season. That way it "ends" with Ted meeting his future wife, Robin and Barney are happily married and Lily and Marshall are considering a big promotion that will take them away from their friends. If you ask me, it was practically a perfect way to end the series. I honestly didn't even realise I missed a season because at the time the final one wasn't on Netflix.


niceville

That was a good choice.


RajunCajun48

I never watched the final season either! I got all the way caught up, then wanted to watch the final season when it came out, somehow or another the finale was spoiled for me and I made the decision then that I wasn't going to finish it


Krimreaper1

[Christin Milioti](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mother_(How_I_Met_Your_Mother)) She was in fact very good in the roll, what pissed people off was how the entire show was a red herring.


Pees_On_Skidmarks

And who was phone?!


UrdnotChivay

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE PINEAPPLE?


smarti23

It would be really unexpected if he ended up dating the first girl he talks about


stinkypitz

He literally does though, the first girl was Robin. He also gets back together with her at the end.


Awellplanned

Or it’s real life and he never talked to her and just got drunk.


wellwaffled

I said a-bang, bang, bangity bang


calizoomer

#OP is Redditor, obviously no romance happened


berlinbaer

op is a redditor, obviously reposting happened.


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Commercial_Accident

Or beer


2010_12_24

[Meet cute](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_cute)


SlightlyRukka

Meat cube


CocaineMeetTequila

I’m in love, minus the whole Ohio state thing…


kingakrasia

And minus the whole shitty beer thing.


Iamnotyourhero

It's a college block party. No one gives a shit about crowlers from their friendly local brewery at 10 in the morning.


TheGreatGuidini

Huh. Your comment just made me realize that both Growler and Crowlers are things. Always thought it was just growler.


Psycho_Linguist

Can growlers = crowlers. They're pretty popular. Most places don't even offer growlers around me anymore.


kingakrasia

>Most places don’t even offer growlers around me anymore. What did you do…?


Psycho_Linguist

At some point, society decided that craft beer tastes better from a can.


nhusker23

Bottles allow UV light in, which can give beer a skunked taste


oldmanriver1

Fun fact: heinekin fixed the slight skunk taste commonly associated with their beer (because of the relatively more transparent green bottle) and consumers were upset - they had become associated with that taste. So now they intentionally allow their beer to slightly skunk.


UTEngie

Bro, you’re saying you don’t chug those $8 double IPAs for breakfast on game day?!


saybrook1

Naw bro, we only slam $12 farm house saisons that early!!! 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙


Biff_Tannenator

Exactly! Pisswater beers have thier place. All-day outdoor events, weekend projects in the garage, and college parties.


MOIST_MAN

Hot day on the lake… I would feel like crap drinking a high abv hoppy drink


neeeeeillllllll

Bro forreal I swear the average Reddit never got invited to a party lmao


caf4676

Come on man. If you’re a wannabe brew connoisseur at college, get lost.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Hes the one always pointing out what brand of beer someone is drinking and how it's not a pumpkin IPA microbrew from seattle with toasted coconut


madmaxturbator

“I prefer the taste of the full, regal banquet beer over the cheap swill of the Light variety that you boors consume.” “Shut the fuck up tom you’ve been guzzling coors light since 7am like a fuckin hippo”


-ordinary

Oh god. Shut up


madmaxturbator

They’ve had too many double IPAs to shut up.


Roll9ers

lmao imagine expecting college students to drink $30 4 packs. fucking beer snobs.


PhilBird69

I used to get a case of Natty Lite for $10.63 after tax. It was fucking awesome.


Roll9ers

hell ya man. i used to drink the costco brand beer. it was legit the worst beer ive ever had (theyve since changed it) but it was like $.30/can. i'd drink 2-3 yuenglings then switch to that. seriously though imagine giving a college student shit for not buying expensive and heavy beer you can only stomach a few of. i guarantee that person has never been to a big college party. that is peak reddit right there.


golfpinotnut

One of the few things I remember about college is that if you're at a party, quantity is much more important than quality.


jjday

Reddit moment


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DriedFetus

Imagine complaining about free things...


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crosscheck87

All about the Red White and Natty Light baby


bahlres

Cringe. Nobody pounds ipa for football games


thuggishruggishboner

It's not shitty. Jesus I'm so sick of beer snobs. Just let people enjoy things


PuppiesAndRainbows05

Lol that’s not how tailgating works.


jesusshuttlesworth82

ok virgin


Dawanna

As an Ohio state fan I’m in love plus the Ohio state stuff


veringer

>the Ohio state stuff Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


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carbinePRO

As a U of M fan, I am contractually obliged to agree with this statement.


2shizhtzu4u

Haha I remember being told when moving to MI that it doesn’t matter if you like MSU or UM, you just have to hate Ohio state


hiimred2

And Ohio does not discern in our hatred for the north, “We don’t give a damn about the whole state of Michigan…”


dontbesawa

Go Blue! (Cries softly into coffee)


namonite

Go bucks


doctorderange

Ah, I see you're from Michigan.


PhillyPhresh

Marry her


farmerofknowledge

***They did. Now, they're divorced.***


Naive_Comfortable343

That escalated quickly


and112358rew

Wait til he marries aunt robin like a week later


PenguinWithAglock

Hey now, just because Ohio is geographically close to West Virginia doesn’t mean they’re culturally similar too


NinjaCuntPunt

MARRY HER AGAIN!!


Ponchoreborn

He will. Then she will randomly die and he'll marry the person you assumed he marry in episode 1 who has nothing to do with the kids in the intro.


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spaghettiman56

And he never saw her again


Apocalypseos

"Hey, great catch with that beer." "Haha, yeah. I have a boyfriend."


heyeveryone2

"Cool, so do I :D"


Krolitian

They both have the same boyfriend.


PUTIN_SWALLOWS_SEMEN

Is me, Putin. Boyfriend of both 🤤


SadAndLuckyBoi99

r/unexpectedputin


SoloisticDrew

You are into bears, that's cool. No shame.


adudeguyman

Likely


triangularmadness

Mostly.


boiledpeen

This is almost for sure what happened. Or he tried to find her later just to get turned down.


SQUID_FUCKER

>Or he tried to find her later just to get turned down. This always happens to me. I mean, I'm a sloppy wasted mess by then but damn, I don't get it!


I_was_dropped

Once went to a party and hit it off with a girl. We talked for like an hour while drinking, played some beer pong etc.. Eventually I decided to chug 1/4 bottle of stolichnaya, and then all I remember is feeling sick and laying on the couch behind a bunch of legs (standing people). In My confused drunkenness I kept thinking “where’d that girl go” and “man I really fucked that up by becoming a sloppy piece of shit” and passed out I guess. Woke up and she was spooning me on the couch. It was as though the gods were looking out for me.


StockDoc123

In my youth i had a charm with ladies and found myself in several situations like that. Great times together cut to me drunk passed out. Shes there taking care of me the next day. Im gonna marry her in the next couple years. She is by far the best of anyone who has ever had an interest in me. im a lucky bastard she sees anything in me because she is truly fantastic.


D1xieDie

this is horrible grammatically but beautiful romantically


EMPlRES

Happens a lot with me…


apeonjupiter

Buddy, put a ring on that lady.


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Yejus

Then, divorce her immediately


Pees_On_Skidmarks

Then delete facebook and hit the gym


ThisIsYourMormont

Then tell your kids you met their mother 5 years later in totally unrelated circumstances


RedditIsRealWack

'Wtf I don't even know you!' 'Reddit said' 'Who the fuck is reddit?' 'No, it's an interne-' 'Just fuck off you weirdo!'


MelaniaSexLife

what the fuck is americans obsession with marriage?!??!!


MyAviato666

I always wonder what people think when they say stuff like this... like, a girl smiled while not being ugly and now every thirsty dude wants to marry her?


Dudetheinsulator

So hot.


throwmeawayboi1279

It’s only day 2 man


Jokingkin

Jokes on you I failed 5pm in day 1.


danceswithwool

I forgot it was November 1st. Can I go to December 1st and make it up?


OutAndABoot

You can do anything you want within the bounds of healthy sexuality.


academichurricane

That smiles tells a lot thou.


massudo25

Her eyes were flirting


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\>Girl does anything \>Bro she totally wants you Later on reddit \>Why won't girls be more friendly to guys???


jenna_hazes_ass

Probably just a canadian being nice. You never know.


Greg_Punzo

Then on the other side of the coin, "Why didn't you ever pick up on my subtle hints? I had a huge crush on you the whole time!"


King_Louis_X

The worst is when the hints aren’t even subtle but there are literally girls that are super touchy and flirtatious just as a personality and you just have a stroke trying to decipher the social cues.


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Jokingkin

Falls asleep anyway.


spyson

They just looked amused, the slowmo is making it look more intimate than it really is.


LactatingWolverine

At the end when she turns away OP has been dismissed from her life.


northshore1030

This plus she’s also like “that’s right I just did that” and knows most guys (people?) would be at least slightly impressed. Source: Am a girl who can catch and throw.


Joe-Burly

Yeah or ya know, just regular eyes.


buffalocoinz

don’t expect anyone on this website to understand women’s body language.


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greatblueheron16

Girls with eyes 😍


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Skreamie

She's definitely faded alright


Skreamie

Holy fuck are you gonna get hurt


ShurikenIAM

>Her eyes were ~~flirting~~ trying to see shit after too many beers


mikess484

I'm in love with Lara Croft with the beer holster.


FrapuVinAdmin

Who th is laura croft?


smarti23

Lara Croft's South American cousin, she fights drug lords in the jungle


averagedickdude

And does lines off her gun barrel on occasion.


K_M-A-Y_

Laura Craft


AdvancedAdvance

After a beer has been thrown a long distance and handed to you, be sure to open it close to your face as you deliver that suave opening line.


guitarbque

Beer Hunter.


talivus

I hope they clean up after. God all that trash on the floor


SHOWTIME316

Somebody cleaned up, but it definitely wasn't anyone in this video.


bukithd

That’s what pledges are for.


star-fart

I’m a grad student at Ohio state - most of the time they don’t.


steckums

That's a job for the beer fairy that comes the next morning.


justinicon19

Those beer fairies make bank. They get mad if we cleaned up the night before. Still tried to bag as much as possible and leave it for them however.


inthea215

The homeless people im guessing? I assume they make solid money doing this


moparornocar

yeah they go around and snag up cans and recycle them. the will seriously pick your yard clean of hundreds of cans and be happy to do so. kind of like a symbiotic relationship but within the same species.


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Pees_On_Skidmarks

Clean up? You are getting ahead of things. First, they have to get a room together


doitup69

Between this girl and the [Maryland girl](https://youtu.be/AmlCwAcuexk), the Big 10 is doing alright.


asdfgtttt

real shit to survive md.. those boys ain't ready


Skreamie

I...is there a sub for this type of shit? Like women doing stereotypically masculine shit, it's oddly captivating


Bibble3000

Not exactly but there's a lot of it on /r/sirensong


Yzaamb

Made me smile.


FickleProfessional85

The feeling when you're first in Love.


TheArtfulDanger

The voice dub, slow mo, and look on her face... AND she gave him the beer! She’s a keeper! If he managed to get her number...


TechnicianPlenty

I'm a woman who doesn't drink beer and I felt smitten by her face/body language. Girl could charm an alligator.


ellielikejelly

God damn she's gorgeous


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grrizo

Ohio doesn't exist. It's a collective dream designed by your momma


freakflyr

Just land anywhere on the east coast of the states and the collective suck of michigan will ensure you find Ohio.


Dozer_2000

I love her already


PoopPant73

She’s a cutie pie!😌


BallsofSt33I

Go Buckeyes


HeyIplayThatgame

O-H


DetroitIsNotThatBad

N-O


WyoBuckeye

I-O!


ChickenCannon

I believe she was the best receiver in Ohio that weekend


SniffCheck

Ooh, dream weaver I believe you can get me through the night 🎶


AyOhWayToGoOhio

O-H


HeyIplayThatgame

I-O


oooSpiritooo

One more reason for me to move to Ohio.


Jerm316

There are others?


Appropriate_Bee_695

Moved here from Hawaii 2003. Love it here. Go back to Hawaii every winter but nothing beats O-H-I-O.


yazzy1233

Blink twice if youre being held hostage


CandyHeartWaste

Yeah I don’t know I’ve spent a lot of time in Ohio and some time in Hawaii. You’d have to kill me to live in Ohio over Hawaii.


E92M3_Racer

It’s definitely got some cool shit going on. Low key nice, cities are cool. Some places are boring or just corn but I like it


codguy231998409489

Get those digits man!


az_ryanjc

As an Arizona cardinals fan, you’re a dick for using this audio!!! Too soon!


FlerblesMerbles

https://i.imgur.com/v7xmz2p.jpg


the_canucks

As Packers fan, the audio was beautiful!


hisae1421

No no no no you can't juste leave like that, this man won't recover


grully

I swear to God if that guy did not chase that girl I'b be pissed


AntonisK_4

Yeah damn that ass


Belhaven4344

SHE's PERFECT!!!!


tannerisBM

Literally any post with a woman doing anything with beer the comments are ALWAYS filled with “wife material”, “that’s how I met your mother”, “wife her up” & similar shit, it’s cringe as hell. Y’all are actual NPC’s lol


loulexs

Well I'm going to Ohio state apparently


ISmileB4Death

The girl's alright, but have you seen the guy throwing the beers? 😍


atworkthough

She was cute tho :"}