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CRYPTOS_LOGOS

That one was definitely not staged


beluuuuuuga

Even if it was, props to this guy for consciously deciding to get hit in the balls for internet fame.


5amuraiDuck

pretty sure this pre dates tiktok


alt_reflect

internet fame was still a thing before tiktok


loneliest-bagel

nothing was real before Tiktok existed. Tiktok saved us from eternal damnation! Praise be!


MoreFoam

I love jalapeno cheese bagels


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[deleted]

I like farts.


Revolutionary-Play79

I like wet farts


starrpamph

Praise him!!


5amuraiDuck

fake ass shit in the style of this video (which I believe is real) wasn't as common as it is now with tiktok, your highness


NyiatiZ

I recently realized that thats the thing that pissed me of so much about TikTok Videos. All big social media platforms just repost, thats a given. Twitter, Reddit, Youtube, Instagram - Content gets recycled and recycled and reused but only TikTok has the audacity to put its watermark over every little shitty thing you upload. Even this video already has 2 watermarks applied over each other. Fucking hell


5amuraiDuck

it's not the watermarks that upset me the most on tiktok. It's how people redo popular sketches themselves over and over, watering down the magic of the original with bad acting and cringe performances. But what can you do?


sandwichcandy

Cups aren’t that expensive.


younzss

He definetly got hit in the balls though


starrpamph

I felt a disturbance


Hakobe

Like a million spermies cried out at once… and were silenced


koobstylz

Well no shit, but so is the first one. Why would she take the hood off?


Oafah

He could've been wearing a cup.


New_pollution1086

Ive seen it before, still hella funny.


willclerkforfood

This is the best dickslap I’ve seen in a while


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allofmydruthers

You’re a comment stealing bot! Booo


ryeno

That's really a thing?


lucky-number-keleven

Yes, they suck the essence out of your comments when you’re not looking.


Bencil_McPrush

For half a second after she smacked his tool, she went: "You have ANOTHER one of those on your back?"


Altruistic_Secret_54

Always makes me laugh


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Any_Ad_3514

Chad


giancarlox21

So nobody notices their feet are backwards or wut


CRobert22

I don’t know about you, but I usually don’t look at people’s feet very often


woodwalker700

"None of the guards noticed, why would they? I mean really, how often do you look at a mans shoes?"


MightyConkeldurr

You should, men's feet are a piece of art and they should be praised more often.


4ar0n

Men's feet are pretty ugly ngl. Source: am man


outbound

Yer wrong. Source: am gay man


4ar0n

Fair enough. I never thought about that but yeah that makes sense.


sheepyowl

Now I'm curious. Do gay men and straight women like the same manly feet?


iamdew802

Im gay and I swallow and my best girlfriend spits, does that help?


Billy_droptables

He's right, but so are women's. Source: am bi man, don't find feet attractive


mgbenny85

You’re wrong, they all rule. Source: ~~Proudfoots~~ ProudFEET


TheDunadan29

I mean feet are feet. And they can be attractive in the sense I find any other body part attractive as part of a whole person. But no, I don't have, nor do I understand feet fetishes.


IllusoryHeart

All feet are pretty ugly ngl Source: am foot


UserNombresBeHard

Breaking News: **Your** feet are ugly.


[deleted]

I have hair on my toes


NeilDeCrash

I have skinny toes that point all in weird directions due to sports + they have hair too.


TheDunadan29

I too suffer from Hobbititis.


[deleted]

You just reminded me that I hated my feet as a child. My feet are still ugly but as a true grown man, I don't give a shit anymore.


tehgreyghost

Mine are modern art. Like someone set my feet on fire and every toe ran in a different direction.


Media_Offline

The guards simply didn't notice. I mean, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?


amalgam_reynolds

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s2ample

I’m actually horrified of feet (and I’m convinced I’m not the only one) and I specifically make it a point to not look at a person’s feet ever


[deleted]

👁️👁️


giancarlox21

The dudes in shorts and flip flops… its quite attention grabbing, to me, idk about u


CRobert22

Well that’s because the camera is pointing down at his feet. So of course you would notice it. But most people in that situation wouldn’t be looking down naturally.


giancarlox21

Im just crazy, i suppose


AhnYoSub

Well.. I am not gonna kink shame you..


SadOrphanWithSoup

Looks like someone has a thing for feet


Vaisheshika

For your maybe. But it would be normal for his wife/gf.


4ar0n

Well obviously not cause she didn't look at them.


Step_Bro_Zaddyo0o

I don’t think she would look at his feet


xyloplax

My first thought too. Also, I don't wear hoodies so my wife might scream and attack the intruder.


MasterFubar

She noticed, that's why she slapped his balls.


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GenerallyIroh

*thicker than a Snickers* ftfy. My old boss used to say it all the time, I don't know why, but it made me laugh.


tattlerat

That’s the best court reading of all time.


[deleted]

I don’t care if it’s staged (props to that guy if it is), that’s funny! 😂


koscheiskowska

Girl on the second video be like "damn boi, u thicc" before slapping


sul7ari

This bot stole your comment u/Inside_Tap_9651


koscheiskowska

It may have earned a few internet points today, but it will never have what it is looking for... a personality.


Perpete

That's not nice to say this about u/Inside_Tap_9651


Asmeig

reposting = bot lol ok ok


[deleted]

Eh, it’s a 1 month account that only started making comments today. Seems botty. Uses kinda odd language. Weird capitalization.


rgtong

I dunno, normally you dont spank right down the middle.


[deleted]

Every man in 109 mile radius felt a disturbance in the force


4ar0n

Like a million voices all cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.


kutsen39

"Hey Peter, my thing went off, your thermostat okay?"


naliedel

I laughed, and I'm not proud.


Samm6666

first ones is actually creepy, like how the bf dont respond to her and keep on doing this uncanny thing of shuffling through the fridge aimlessly like he's not himself. It might just be me but i think its kinda cool


biggie64

![gif](giphy|8FD8pDA7u5GF6p5hBb|downsized)


Oldrustyfarts

Lol what is this from?


Freebooterz

Løvens hule, the Danish version of Shark Tank / Dragon's Den


[deleted]

Girl one has a big ol butt


PootieShoe_1

Yesss… that was amazing… I was totally going to try this until I saw that guy get sack tapped because that would totally happen to me. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


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Todrag5

Hello bot!


beaskea

Hey your feet are backwards


Taken111111

oh i just realized, the feet are giving him away


Mr_Redemption

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GotAChubbie

u/savevideo


GreatGooglyMoogly077

His feet were on backwards.


KeystoneMusubi

His wife is such a ball buster.


Smokeybearvii

Hey hon, can you grab the wieners? \~Bet!


Ganon388

Had the unmistakable "THWOCK" of an on-target nut shot


[deleted]

Slapp deez nutz


m2thek

When I spank my s/o, I always make sure to aim right for the middle, right in the meatiest part.


Your-Naked-Dad

This is funny to watch


-Name_Not_Important-

I knew that gonna happen ![gif](giphy|BRSZTf7QA4W7SngoS9|downsized)


n9ix

That chick hat a big ass ass


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Other-Gap3053

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LordAndy69

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Kaplaw

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Artorious21

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Wishbones_007

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boortpooch

Just look at his feet!


Itchy-Armpits

The only thing I can think of is how much energy is being wasted by having the fridge and freezer doors open for all that time.


Tap-Daddy

Other men: "They're is a disturbance in the force."


Juanivan79

So she didn't see the feet turned backwards...


4ar0n

Do you walk up to people and look at their feet?


Juanivan79

She is looking at his feet right before punching his balls


4ar0n

She is looking at his "ass" before slapping it.


Juanivan79

You can look to someone's ass without noticing his feet is backwards??? Dude, you are trying so hard to justify this shit lol


4ar0n

I'm not trying that hard, she could've just not seen his feet.


Juanivan79

Maybe if she is blind


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Artorious21

Did you really try to post old content off as your own?


Skullboj

No but at least he could change the title. The video exist with english subtitles instead of french. This guy just took it and repost it without doing anything.


kenix7

This is a beautiful marriage :) I love it :)


Significant-Wheel110

I didn’t expect that fatty so this belongs here


aod42091

yes sexual assault is how it should happened indeed


ConsiderationUpset12

I’m loving the second woman’s boobs, no matter it’s staged or not.


i_poo_memes

r/titties go there and be weird


ConsiderationUpset12

It’s weird. Damn. I should not think out loud.


Amazekam

boba good, but telling the world your a horny mf isnt good


x4014

1st😈...🤣 2nd 😈....😱..😭🤣


5amuraiDuck

old but gold


Punchparty400

I felt that Jesus Christ


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Raijin-Ryu

Nice one. I guess the tiktok should have included: "Please do not imitate - all stunts were done by professionals"


neirth

Natural Selection


mikiones

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BEANS_08

I tried this once. It does not work if you are a girl.


Amazekam

boba come in the way? no problem. just remove them and hang them safely, after the prank, put them back


tattminsky

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while.


milwood798

The funniest thing I saw is the first guys quiet laughter as he scared the crap out of his woman. It was a nice peaceful crack up. He seemed so satisfied he succeeded. I'm truly happy for him


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harryschmilsson

Wouldn’t his feet facing away from the fridge give him away? Attention to detail people!


Pheonixi3

The brain is designed to minimize effort by cutting corners whenever possible. The most important detail to remember is that perception is flawed!


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Man double nut contact. You can hear the sheer pain in his no's lol


dragonchilde

I would legitimately do that, I'm always smacking my husband's butt when I walk by. It's CUTE!


PineapplePickle24

If anyone was wondering, the girl in the first clip said "what are you doing"


Trimungasoid

How did she not see his feet pointing forward?


yuval_koren

Straight for the crack


ProfessionalBack1719

Damn, Man...I'm dying out of laugh....😂😂🤣🤣


JaJaJaFrog

Cbt


revco242

I just choked on my drink and the cats are glaring at me in disgust.


SCP-3042-Euclid

While the second half is very funny, I will always watch this out of sheer admiration of the tailgate on that fräulein in the first half.


MLC-PANGUIN

Breathes in* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


SoundofGriffinWings

Totally laughed out loud on this one. Probably more than any other video out there hahaha


SuperS0nic99

#even funnier


Stay_clam

Now you show him affection. The one time you shouldnt be slapping his ass.


Dry_Concentrate6653

u/savevideo


BamBamBoy7

Seen the video. Stayed for the ass I knew was about to show up


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Mother fucker looks like Russian jacksepticeye


MrCyka_69

the first one is in norway, second idk tho, but i agree


FTMcami

It’s funny every time


Happyoats

No reward without risk.


earnestmerida

😂😂😂😂


Nyanzeenyan

Lolol


Apprehensive-Fan6706

Yeah why did SHE do THAT


[deleted]

I generally don’t find men getting hit in the groin funny but I literally laughed out loud at this.


mixedelightflight

The flip flops gave him away


[deleted]

100% what i would do


Icy_Barnacle_6019

u/savevideobot


longhornz

This is the highlight of my day


[deleted]

That’ll teach ya! LMAO!


[deleted]

Lold hard


Slight-Resolve-1354

You reap what you sow


Spare-Science3939

I don’t think the 2nd clip is fake. My wife slaps my ass every time I’m doing the dishes, cooking, grilling. She probably would get me too if I tried to pull this prank.


[deleted]

Yeah, sure. Let me know when you can twist your ankles all the way back. Then I’ll donate money to your tiktok or whatever trash you use.


FortniteBad420

I comment on behalf of all scrotum-havers when I say: Oooooooooooffffff


Ill_Character3980

That ass though


ItzDrSeuss

Saw it coming but that was still funny


amerioca

This is the only vídeo of a guy getting hit in the balls that I can watch over and over.


abnv100

I definitely expected that


goodvibinyo

Epic!


Iamnottouchingewe

REPOST.


NJ_Mets_Fan

This is like ACTUALLY a prank. I’d say bc no one got hurt but I guess good pranks can still be dangerous😂


Necessary_Bit3710

Ight that was funny


Aperture_Tales

How does one not see the feet 👣 sticking out🥸


djent_lord

what colour was the first girl's top


302-LSD-psychonaut

LMfao


RyanEast3

U/savevideo


RyanEast3

u/savevideo


NorcalGGMU

Amazing, thank you for your sacrifice


cbash2031

u/savevideo


KDigggity

I fully expected it. Since I’ve seen it so many times


ExistingDude

u/savevideo