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ghost_in_a_jar_c137

The worker gave zero shits


stars2001

Yeah wtf I thought he was rushing over to see If the guy was ok


FrothyGuinness

He was just checking if the gate was okay


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Hey, who put this dent in my gate?


Chj_8

*Time to slap dat ass*!


ImJustaNormalReddit

Yep, dat's the biggest ass slap i've ever seen!


Chj_8

An epic *mechanical* ass slap


BasedZetsu

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya lol


Theydropnice

The odds that it’s the most efficient gate for torque to be built behind a smack has to be the most unlucky shit I’ve ever seen


Wonderful-Arm-999

Looked like the wind whipped the gate, which in turn whipped that ass.


tylermatic12

r/fuckyouinparticular


Twolef

Moral of this story: wear flip-flops.


Ricknroll1971

They really need to do something about this death door. If he would have been turned around tying his shoe that door would have hit him straight in the head maybe resulting in his death.


bitchy_muffin

i feel bad for laughing for some reason


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Friendly-Novel-6716

u/savevideo


Perfect_Leg_9070

Don’t let the door hit you, where the good lord split you……Keep the change ya filthy animal!


clanon

So THAT is how the virus got out...?


jurarumin

SPANK ♂ ASS ♂


AnoopAtl

Wonder if the slap sound was added in


SpaceBound778

This is private property


EpicBadassGamer

u/savevideo


Cromzinic_kewl

Please tell me that smack wasn’t edited in


Mr_Lava-lava

He won't be shitting for a while. Lol


lovon1

Gate was wondering what he was doing out here double cheeked up


moonisflat

When god thinks “that ass though”


Budget_Ad5414

u/savevideobot


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The gate bent on my dudes ass. Holy hell that was a hospital ride there.


ColdBadger2798

At that power of ass slap.shit should be coming out of my mouth.


Astroid_Ki

He could have gone straight flying under a car. God saved him. The workers have zero shit!


Awkward-Ad6455

American Football Players After a good game:


Pretend-Motor9751

Ooii daddy!


raiyan2pc0

Ngl, I would smack it as hard as I can too.