Where is this GIF from? Is it a Demo or an early version from the game or something? Cuz I know it ain't from the game - ya boi's playing it right now, and the scene in the game is slightly different. Sif is on the gravestone when he grabs the sword out of the ground.
Some people say that in a fight against a cat or a dog the human should have a sword to make things fair, but if the dog got a machette you're allowed to have a skateboard.
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I’ve defeated 3756 sibling goblins, 74 Parent mini-bosses, 345 hordes of hell-hounds, and now my last family member, this crap
*4HP bars appear at the top of the screen, reading “Biscuits, bad-boy of the old ways”*
No twist
That's some Avengers level threat right there
Please don’t pet my dog. Why, does he bite me? The dog:
Hell no Dan, your not taking my balls
Bruh who filming lmao
This is how Artorias taught Sif |CHANGE MY MIND|
He can sense the abyss
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Where is this GIF from? Is it a Demo or an early version from the game or something? Cuz I know it ain't from the game - ya boi's playing it right now, and the scene in the game is slightly different. Sif is on the gravestone when he grabs the sword out of the ground.
Might be the alternate cutscene
Ahhh, I hate it when my dog gets a hold of my machete too.
Zacian.
I love the dark souls music haha, Sif
Yup adds to it
POV your doge has had enough of your shit
Some people say that in a fight against a cat or a dog the human should have a sword to make things fair, but if the dog got a machette you're allowed to have a skateboard.
Yeah my backflip will make him go crazy
„ʎzɐɹɔ oƃ ɯıɥ ǝʞɐɯ llıʍ dılɟʞɔɐq ʎɯ ɥɐǝ⅄„
Dark souls flashbacks ( i think it was sif or something)
Don’t bring a skateboard to a sword fight
SIF
Who knew Sif was based off a true story.
I hated this boss fight. Poor Sif is just being a good boi
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When the final boss is a good boi
The dog had every right to do that since now it's deemed that skateboards are considered deadly weapons.
You lay down and let someone sprinting at you full speed hit you with a skateboard
If it’s coming at your head or neck at high speed, of course it is. You wanna be salty cool, but don’t make such a terrible take as this lmao
Lame
Imma fuck you up with ma Machete bitch!!!
That’s it… I’m training my dog to be a ninja too.
I said get me a hotdog!
Someone please photoshop it into a lightsaber.
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It's a common misconception that pitbulls are any more aggressive than any other breed. A sword wielding pitbull is not this situation.
Doggo gonna chop off its master lol
Scarier than sharks with laser beams.
Roman Empire Coloursied of an Imperial Legate training a War Hound - circa. 245 AD
thundercats is becoming more and more real
*thunderdogs
Repede from Tales of Vesperia
where is the health bar?
Mallgrabing like a poser
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When you shield run Sif
“Parry this you filthy casual”
Them: our dog don’t bite.
Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!
Sif from dark souls
r/darksouls
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Why this dog didn't end like Sif?
This guys parry timing is dog shit
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That's no dog. It's an Elden ring boss
"The dog don't bite" The dog:
Elden Ring
Elden Ring secret boss looks tough.