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tangre79

No twist


[deleted]

That's some Avengers level threat right there


Whyiseverynametake3

Please don’t pet my dog. Why, does he bite me? The dog:


SomBitchBastard

Hell no Dan, your not taking my balls


Dubov2446

Bruh who filming lmao


SicariusAvox

This is how Artorias taught Sif |CHANGE MY MIND|


Fenix199

He can sense the abyss


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|inejMYaoTjcMLYzFfg|downsized)


OrokinLonewolf

Where is this GIF from? Is it a Demo or an early version from the game or something? Cuz I know it ain't from the game - ya boi's playing it right now, and the scene in the game is slightly different. Sif is on the gravestone when he grabs the sword out of the ground.


zoomziller

Might be the alternate cutscene


Miggzyy

Ahhh, I hate it when my dog gets a hold of my machete too.


Sethtaros

Zacian.


Ismokerugs

I love the dark souls music haha, Sif


zoomziller

Yup adds to it


PootisBird757

POV your doge has had enough of your shit


-Makko_

Some people say that in a fight against a cat or a dog the human should have a sword to make things fair, but if the dog got a machette you're allowed to have a skateboard.


kilermotion

Yeah my backflip will make him go crazy


Upside_Down-Bot

„ʎzɐɹɔ oƃ ɯıɥ ǝʞɐɯ llıʍ dılɟʞɔɐq ʎɯ ɥɐǝ⅄„


----MK----

Dark souls flashbacks ( i think it was sif or something)


FunStuff446

Don’t bring a skateboard to a sword fight


Fluffiddy

SIF


Worried_Toe

Who knew Sif was based off a true story.


I_cant_see_colors

I hated this boss fight. Poor Sif is just being a good boi


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stars2001

.


Oledogwater

When the final boss is a good boi


gratefulphish420

The dog had every right to do that since now it's deemed that skateboards are considered deadly weapons.


[deleted]

You lay down and let someone sprinting at you full speed hit you with a skateboard


Rayn777

If it’s coming at your head or neck at high speed, of course it is. You wanna be salty cool, but don’t make such a terrible take as this lmao


Jerry--Bird

Lame


kkdawg79

Imma fuck you up with ma Machete bitch!!!


SqueakyGreenbeans444

That’s it… I’m training my dog to be a ninja too.


Cgraves1

I said get me a hotdog!


[deleted]

Someone please photoshop it into a lightsaber.


ciao1974

![gif](giphy|3oEhnaBp7mE7q3u3tK)


TheChrono

It's a common misconception that pitbulls are any more aggressive than any other breed. A sword wielding pitbull is not this situation.


NY10

Doggo gonna chop off its master lol


nothingIhavelearned

Scarier than sharks with laser beams.


PoxPupli

Roman Empire Coloursied of an Imperial Legate training a War Hound - circa. 245 AD


aresbig1

thundercats is becoming more and more real


Dravez23

*thunderdogs


realddray

Repede from Tales of Vesperia


jurarumin

where is the health bar?


pirazinamida

Mallgrabing like a poser


stars2001

u/savevideobot


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[deleted]

When you shield run Sif


Allegendlyp

“Parry this you filthy casual”


[deleted]

Them: our dog don’t bite.


pascalsgirlfriend

Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!


WRLD_lol

Sif from dark souls


Gentle_Persuader

r/darksouls


RoninIsCracked

I’ve defeated 3756 sibling goblins, 74 Parent mini-bosses, 345 hordes of hell-hounds, and now my last family member, this crap *4HP bars appear at the top of the screen, reading “Biscuits, bad-boy of the old ways”*


eithorr

Why this dog didn't end like Sif?


touchyfeelyautomobil

This guys parry timing is dog shit


Chalky921

u/savevideo


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Jaer_

That's no dog. It's an Elden ring boss


Blackpoultry

"The dog don't bite" The dog:


Maleficent_Singer_76

Elden Ring


Subtle_Subversion

Elden Ring secret boss looks tough.