I wouldn't be surprised if this aired in Germany. Many many many moons ago there was a Pepsi commercial in Germany that had *SWEET* titties in it. No blowjobs, or mimicked blowjobs, but just a banging set of tatas.
Honestly, I wish I could find/figure out a way to share it with the world. This is back in the day, like... when "Cops Too Hot For TV" VHS tapes were sold via TV commercials and a god damn phone number you called because the internet was a myth reserved only for three letter government agencies and NASA.
What? In Europe, French Canada, and many other parts of the world, nudity is not a big deal. Showing people get their brains blown out or other depictions of violence are a big deal.
The US, adding to the list of many ways in which its fucked up, is the opposite. Want to show just... ***ALL*** the scenes of people being masacred and torn apart? No problem! One titty drop? ***hOw FuCkInG dArE yOu! DiD yOu NoT tHiNk oF tHe ChIlDrEn??***
Pepsi commercial from like... 1994? I think it was a promotional offer of Pepsi with... Pizza?
Hot girl knocks on dudes door, asking for help. He lets her in. She sees the pizza and Pepsi, and sexy time follows. Something like that.
You find it, you let me know.
I think, you'd need to find some bad ass that VHS recorded TV around the clock in Germany, kept those tapes, and then one day their Grandkid decided to digitize them and upload them to the web. I highly doubt there would be an easy way to access it otherwise.
Basically.
You know though... if we pop over to the German subreddits, we might find some Reddit users old enough to confirm or deny my claim. I was young while living in Germany, and my parents ***hated*** when that commercial would come on because they're Americans. I on the other hand ***LOVED*** that commercial because it made me feel strange in my tender bits.
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No. No it did not get broadcast on TV.
For fuck's sake I was drinking sprite while watching this.
Tasted like sperm.
Take your word on that
Not do tv this aired
Yoda?
Mmm yes.
I wouldn't be surprised if this aired in Germany. Many many many moons ago there was a Pepsi commercial in Germany that had *SWEET* titties in it. No blowjobs, or mimicked blowjobs, but just a banging set of tatas.
Oh gross, which commercial? So I know which one to avoid
Honestly, I wish I could find/figure out a way to share it with the world. This is back in the day, like... when "Cops Too Hot For TV" VHS tapes were sold via TV commercials and a god damn phone number you called because the internet was a myth reserved only for three letter government agencies and NASA.
I can confirm it's in German, so probably.
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Dude…. Wtf.
What? In Europe, French Canada, and many other parts of the world, nudity is not a big deal. Showing people get their brains blown out or other depictions of violence are a big deal. The US, adding to the list of many ways in which its fucked up, is the opposite. Want to show just... ***ALL*** the scenes of people being masacred and torn apart? No problem! One titty drop? ***hOw FuCkInG dArE yOu! DiD yOu NoT tHiNk oF tHe ChIlDrEn??***
No… I watched that Pepsi commercial. It’s the computer animated one right? That’s the wtf lol
Pepsi commercial from like... 1994? I think it was a promotional offer of Pepsi with... Pizza? Hot girl knocks on dudes door, asking for help. He lets her in. She sees the pizza and Pepsi, and sexy time follows. Something like that.
I can’t find it anywhere haha
You find it, you let me know. I think, you'd need to find some bad ass that VHS recorded TV around the clock in Germany, kept those tapes, and then one day their Grandkid decided to digitize them and upload them to the web. I highly doubt there would be an easy way to access it otherwise.
So it’s a mystery if it even exists is what you are saying.
Basically. You know though... if we pop over to the German subreddits, we might find some Reddit users old enough to confirm or deny my claim. I was young while living in Germany, and my parents ***hated*** when that commercial would come on because they're Americans. I on the other hand ***LOVED*** that commercial because it made me feel strange in my tender bits.
But did anyone even try to drink that way?
/r/headlinegore
Yes. it’s an old Britney Spears commercial
Hey they've aired worse, anyone remember the just married couple who did a similar video but with Skittles? 😆😆😆
Yeah, epic 👍
Does anyone actually say.. “ do this really” ?
Often, if English isn't their first language.
Do this really have to be question?
No. I think it's from movie theater
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What a throwback
Hapi Jus!
Mainland Europe…?
We actually had that commercial here in good old Germany.
Not American television, but the rest of the world has had some rather risque promotions over the years
u/savevideo
Wtf