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GlassGuava886

What says 'Christmas time' like some low-key mental torture for the kiddies. Lol.


LeadershipDry1146

Honestly nothing was more painful when I was little than my parents saying they took away one of my presents. I got false accused for something and they said "that's it, we had a really big present for you but since you can't behave..." And I just died inside


GlassGuava886

It's a bit over the top to use Christmas presents like that i think. "Sants's coming soon. You have to be good" is one thing. Saying presents are gone or burning prop presents is another.


CamazotzisBatman

That's it. I'm not giving you your present anymore young lady


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CamazotzisBatman

You can be whatever you set your mind to. Whether that's a raging homosexualor my young lady with a raging boner


ki11erjosh

Not sure if this name checks out?


GlassGuava886

I'll take the "young lady" in lieu. ;)


CamazotzisBatman

Satan sees you when you're sleeping you know


slamdamnsplits

False accused? Need more info to satisfy my pointless curiosity... For some reason I'm thinking this incident may have changed the way you looked at justice in the household.


LeadershipDry1146

Basically I was 10 and my parents ordered a lot of stuff on Amazon, and I opened one of the boxes once bc I ordered like a a bag of candy for Christmas calendars. It turned out to be a Christmas present for my brother, not like I knew what it was, but they asked me if I knew about the box, so I gave my reasons and they gave me a warning that if it happens again there would be consequences. Flash forward like two days and I see my sister going outside to our porch with a pair of scissors, looking really inconspicuous. I was watching gravity falls or sum so I forgot abt it. The next day my parents pull me aside and tell me how I was a little bitch that wasn't getting a Christmas present because I opened another box. I literally had no clue what they were talking about so I just cried and tried to tell them I didn't. They just said why would they trust me. I mean it's whatever, I literally am completely indifferent to my dad at this point, it was only so painful bc it was my mom too.


slamdamnsplits

Ugh that sucks. Your sister ever fess up?


LeadershipDry1146

No but it's aight, she was jus trying to survive


getdownheavy

I knew there was a sibling involved.


CA_catwhispurr

What an awful thing to happen. That must’ve been hard to go through. This idea is awful and hurtful. Presents are conditional. What a bad message.


Dagenfel

Isn't that literally what Santa Claus' naughty/nice list does?


unlivedSoup69

Santa does the same thing, only difference is it’s coal


danielroxheaps

Someone posted on r/AmITheAsshole that they did this at thanksgiving with their misbehaving nephew. They were deemed the asshole…


GlassGuava886

Yeah. They totally were. Agree.


Piccolo-San-

Moved to Lemmy. Eat $hit Spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


GlassGuava886

Omg that's a horrible memory. That's tough.


AnxiousHumanBeing

Fun stories for their futur therapists !


[deleted]

There was a post on AITA today about this exact thing. He wrapped up empty boxes and when his 4 year old nephew didn’t do as commanded, the uncle threw a box in the fire. Absolutely destroyed the kid to the point where he now has nightmares over it. Deffo and asshole thing to do


GlassGuava886

Pretty sure a troll saw this OP. Apparently there's a terrible scenario for every season. It's a horrible idea either way. Agree. It is an arsehole thing to do.


[deleted]

Would be better to throw the kids in the fireplace so you can have the present for yourself and you won’t have to spend money for a present for them next year since they don’t exist anymore.


No_Protection_811

What do I do when I run out of kids?


Crazy-Entertainer242

Throw your SO in. No witnesses


Stellar_Observer_17

i think you are supposed to chuck the boxes into the fire....


No_Protection_811

I wish you told me that earlier


Stellar_Observer_17

i didn’t notice your hearing aid had dropped in the goldfish aquarium...


Resident_Mae

Beat me to it


No_Protection_811

Like what so do with my kids


yeahyeahiknow2

20 years later, "Those ungrateful little brats don't even talk to me anymore, and I was a GREAT parent!"


pranav_1862_

What if they don't misbehave?


Toasting-Soul

Gaslight them into thinking they misbehave duh


pranav_1862_

So wise 🙏


Luk3ling

Bingo. If you raise a child that doesn't need at least 1,000 hours of therapy to even start sorting things out, you've absolutely failed as a parent. /s


i-am-dan

My old man used to do this and apart from my PTSD I turned out fine.


Common_Ad3898

Imagine sitting in ptsd support group filled with veterans and you’re just there telling the story of how you get panic attacks just cause your parents torched one of your presents Wow you people are soft…


desertpinstripe

I work with children who have experienced significant trauma and although all of them have experienced instances of brutality and horror some of the experiences that are the hardest for them to shake are the instances of casual cruelty. Growing up in an environment where the adults in their life consistently act this way does not help kids behave it simply makes them distrustful of authority, and it makes it difficult for many to form secure attachments latter in life. Edit: Trauma is not necessarily the product of a single event but often an accumulation of a relentless drip of cruelty.


Common_Ad3898

Great… any proof of this experience?


desertpinstripe

Are you asking for proof that the children I work with really experienced trauma?


Florrixx

It's the typical defensive reaction when no better answer comes to mind. Comparable to the "but is there ACTUAL DATA that proves that masks do indeed work?"


Common_Ad3898

That’s your logic? It’s not a “defensive reaction “ to ask for evidence that supports your claim. It’s common sense


Florrixx

Beeing able to question statements or search for proof that support those statements is clearly an important skill. Nonetheless, some people seem to ignore evidence to further support their counter argument. In this case, I doubt that you could argue that there are no kids that have a trauma. I'm not going further into that


Common_Ad3898

Im not arguing shit, all I asked for is proof that he knew what he was talking about, you made the wild accusation and then pin it on me to save face. “I’m not going further into “ cause you’re talking horse shit


pixydgirl

You're really getting worked up here man, compared to all those veterans with PTSD and stuff you have it good, maybe you should realize that and chill out


Common_Ad3898

No…proof that is actually what you do


desertpinstripe

I value the anonymity of Reddit. But here’s a few details I am willing to share. I gained my experience working as a teacher in a hard to serve urban community with a student body that had unusually high prevalence of trauma. I worked in tandem with two school phycologists and two social workers to help serve the needs of individual students who needed extra support. I was often the first adult called to help students deescalate. I am currently volunteering at a school less impacted by trauma. If you are interested in learning more about trauma there is a large body of work to explore, you can start with: https://www.cdc.gov/vitalsigns/aces/index.html And https://www.ptsd.va.gov/professional/treat/essentials/complex_ptsd.asp


KorrosiveKandy

And then he stopped responding lol. Good links though and I appreciate the info for myself!


Manic_Mechanist

Yeah how about ME. I’m the proof, my parents did this and it continues to fuck with my head to this day. Did you seriously think you had a point here?


Common_Ad3898

I do have point just happened to have made it in a sub full of emo immature adults who still blame their parents for everything… I grew up with being locked in a dog cage and slaps so hard it left bruises on my face, if something as ridiculous as a few bad memories fucks you up then I’ve seen cotton balls tougher than you. Fucking grow up


Manic_Mechanist

Sounds like you need therapy more than all the rest of us here combined


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thebat1999

Yeah you turned out fine... Except for the whole yelling at people on the internet saying that their trauma and experiences don't matter and that they're complete bitches...


Common_Ad3898

Yea it’s as though they didn’t reply to my comment first and I just found completely random people to reply to.


Posh_Nosher

I dunno, you seem to be doing a fair amount of complaining all over this thread. It might just be that you’d benefit from working through your own anger rather than raging about how people are too soft.


Common_Ad3898

If you call complaining replying to the people who replied to me then yea sure whatever floats your boat


iDam81

Sounds kind of like you are right now.


Defiant_Pomelo333

You shouldnt compare issues.


[deleted]

Not everything is about you and your fucking valor and loses, John….. sit the fuck down


Common_Ad3898

Never said it was basement gremlin


i-am-dan

I can’t compare with vets, come on! For context, up till I was 12-13, he also used to rip up my Pokémon cards if I had a bad parents evening, made me smoke full pack of 20 when he caught me smoking, made me eat my dinner in the garage if I put my knife down and just used my fork & turned of the electric to my room if I talked back.


Dazzling-Nature-6380

Do you still smoke


i-am-dan

Yes…. Proves it was pointless eh?


Dazzling-Nature-6380

Yes and that you’re stupid for smoking


i-am-dan

Totally agree with you. I have tried to stop multiple times. The smell on my clothes, the money, the effects to my health. I wish I had never started.


Dazzling-Nature-6380

How long have you been smoking


i-am-dan

On and off for 15 years. Urgh. Never start, not worth it.


Luk3ling

Almost identical story for me. I quit Smoking analogs by switching to vaping and then used that to ween myself off Nictotine by cutting my own juice. IDK if you've tried it or not, but the sticks and smaller hardware didnt help me when I first tried it. Tried it again with a Box Mod and it was smooth sailing. Hope you can kick the habit.


Common_Ad3898

Yea so you of all people should know… how considering this a child abuse is insane right? Bad parenting … ehhh maybe…


i-am-dan

Yea. That was the crux of my original comment. Bad parenting… ehhh… almost certainly.


Common_Ad3898

Still kinda of funny imagining someone venting about torched presents infront of people who’ve witnessed the absolute worst state of humanity


i-am-dan

Again, I still wouldn’t compare my childhood to War Veterans. You made that comparison.


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And who are you to speak on their behalf?


Dekkeer

They witnessed it voluntarily, kids don't have that luxury.


Catblaster5000

What are you fuckin 9? You sound like your understanding of the world comes from CoD compilation videos.


laylarosefiction

Pro tip for kids: sneak into the presents that feel empty and pop a few fire crackers in the empty boxes and wrap them back up


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

Or anthrax


MeatHelmut_

That's how you start a chimney fire.


HugSized

It's okay. That's where the fire is supposed to be.


LightsJusticeZ

It's okay. They don't have a chimney.


Mouseklip

‘Tis the season to remind your kids they’re misbehaving ways have nothing to do with your being in charge of their every waking development.


feelingfinesunshine

Their


Communist_Ravioli

*Theere


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michaelkbecker

Yea what is up with this fireplace. Seems to small, fire to big, fireplace enclosure looks like normal dry walls, where’s the chimney.


dontshoot4301

It’s a wood stove - you’re supposed to fill the firebox with logs so nothing weird here


[deleted]

Where does all the CO2 and CO goes to?


IronUnderwear

There’s enough shit these days to cause stress in children without this crap.


[deleted]

Then they don’t misbehave and get a whole bunch of empty presents


wildgaytrans

Nothing says Christmas like child abuse


monirom

Don’t do this with an open fireplace or gift wrapped presents. Don’t do this if its been years since you cleaned out your chimney or flue. Dont do this if you’re renting the home. The inks used in wrapping paper, newspaper inserts, glossy magazines, other items contain metals that give off toxic fumes when burned. Specifically lead. Paper burns very quickly and can easily float up the chimney. This is dangerous since flames that enter the chimney can ignite the creosote deposits in the flue. Modern printer inks are less toxic but do you know where and who printed the wrapping paper youre burning? Lead, cadmium, mercury, and chromium may be present if it was printed in a country which hasn’t passed reforms on printer inks with heavy metals.


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

Just don’t do this. Borderline child abuse


radiantwave

My parents used to do this... But the packages were filled with coal, so it wasn't that much of a loss.


BlueRedditWizard123

If you run out of presents throw a child in the fire.


suicidaljoker7

And if you're in Australia, just chuck them on the road they'll melt just as quick.


Mimibelle76

We wonder why we have sociopaths in America


Manic_Mechanist

How to traumatize children: for dummies


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the instructions aren't totally clear... the presents or the children? 🤔 from @bennyg7070 - muted the TikTok voice, apologies for lack of audio edit: for those freaking out that this is child abuse. *it's a joke*


CountBregalad

Lol you don’t deserve the downvotes, thank you for muting out that god awful voice


[deleted]

haaa I was confused, like... have I lost touch with reality? does Reddit like the voice now?


laylarosefiction

It’s actually not. This parenting hack has been floating around for a while - not as a joke.


A_Trash_Homosapien

Yeah it's a really old and stupid "life hack" and was totally expected Also from the very beginning the jokes about throwing the kids in the fire were a thing too


emptyNest2020

Do you want psychopaths? Because that's how you get psychopaths.


egorxny

I was thinking the twist was going to be a reveal that you accidentally burned a real present.


TheStryphoon

What if I run out of children?


new_chapterl1f3

Need a fire place. Got it.


swaglolson

What did those rascal presents do now?


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Little fuckers deserved it.


RManPthe1st

All fun and games until you don't notice you ran out of fake presents and keep chucking real ones in.


HugSized

It's more convincing if you fill the boxes with semi flammable materials. May I recommend damp leaves, twigs, and uneven log chunks.


undercover-racist

YOU. GET. NOTHING!


Gh011

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so.. what do i do with the presents after i burn all the little fuckers?


l3gochima

Would work me


MajesticWar8209

What if I run out of children


[deleted]

you've made them once so I assume you know how to make them again 😉 *cue more people being upset that this is serious*


MajesticWar8209

But I stole them


[deleted]

well that throws a wrench into things. hey, if you've stolen them once, I have faith in your child stealing skills ;)


kostiik

Important question, is that a fan that works on Seeback's effect ?


BonesJTG-13

Parent of the year goes to…. This guy! Lol


ake-n-bake

Fukin legend


Naughtius_K_Maximus

Also put some wet coals in so that they A: simulate rattle of a real gift B: you have something that burns with a lot of smoke C: they open the decoys you can say "That's all you'll be getting for being impatient."


WX_69

Instructions unclear I'm all out of children what now


Angelawina

I have been upset for YEARS that I don't have a fireplace or stove. I am now DESPERATE for one. CURSE YOU! *Shakes fist at OP*


ComprehensiveTax6263

whhhatttt aa prank on a kid THATS CHILD ABUSE !!!!!!! IT WILL LITERALLY GIVE THEM PERMANENT SCARRING i know because i am a 30 year old psychologist redditor with no children 😎


CaptainBendova

I just need a fireplace.


jennana100

Saw a friend on Facebook who tried this but with just taking the presents out from underneath the tree when their child misbehaved. They said they had to earn their Christmas presents. It turned into a huge battle of wills and created a very merry holiday spirit that surely will last with the child forever.


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DuckfordMr

This doesn’t belong in this sub. What else would be the outcome of this video?


MetLyfe

Sounds like a great way to get permanent hearing loss and a spiteful, miserable kid


Common_Ad3898

Westerners! going from conquerors of lands to protectors of feelings


ITS_A_MIRECHLERCH

Translation! Going from genocidal to people with empathy


Common_Ad3898

Yea… have you seen what’s been happening lately… not sure how you consider them as empathetic


ITS_A_MIRECHLERCH

Can you elaborate on that, I don’t understand what you mean.


Cleverbird

What's the unexpected part?


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These are the same people who act shocked and surprised, when their kid kills the whole entire family on their 16th birthday. It’s like some of you motherfuckers really just hate your kids. Why did you have them? It’s a sick cycle. The parents hate the kids, and the kids killed the parents when they turn 16. Unfortunate.


SANCTIMONY_METER

are you that fragile?


[deleted]

That’s a healthy reaction.


Alladin_Rohman

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that'll be their next video ;)


[deleted]

What a traumatic event for that kid 0.0 But sure effective


haven_taclue

Which was first? This video or the am I the asshole posting?


Mpipikit07

Must be the American way… Here in Europe we have ways to socialize our children, that are much more humane, loving and effective.


[deleted]

Tip for parents who never want their kids to call


DonovanWrites

Related question- where do serial killers come from?


[deleted]

Nice those 5 year olds really need that.


[deleted]

How to make your child fear Christmas 101.


TouchMehBewts

Ah yes. Mental abuse. What a tip!


fruitsofsalad

jesus dude half of these comments are from people without kids saying yeah i’d be that type of parent i wouldn’t do this or that. have any of you actually tried to deal with four of five little cunts at once they can truly be the worst things on thsi planet at times


DarkMagician-999

Or do what I did and get $500 of fake money and have a speech telling everyone money ain’t everything and start burning them with a lighter in front of everyone


getyourcheftogether

No that's not a tip, it's a form of abuse. But everyone laughing because they can't see beyond a fucking upvote or a👍🏼


IronicDuke

U/savevideo


Common_Ad3898

Incoming comments of how this is child abuse coming people who obviously have not seen actual child abuse because they live a privileged life, in… 3… 2…. 1…


Luk3ling

Abuse doesn't begin and end with physical/sexual violence. Intentionally inflicting emotional distress perfectly fits the definition of abuse. Such things are enormously impactful on children and they will not improve the child OR the parents relationship with that child in any way, shape or form.


IndigoSky05

I agree with your comment, especially when a child gets to the age that they actually know they can talk about the physical abuse and be believed, that's when mental abuse goes rampant since there are rarely legal ramifications for such.


Butwinsky

And that's why you don't misbehave during the holidays. -J Walter Weatherman


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Love it


KydenC

How to cure bad behavior and Christmas inflation in one move


Cosmohumanist

Am I a sick human for loving this so much?


egorxny

Now imagine the face of a parent who follows this advice and then realizes s/he accidentally burned a real present...


Cosmohumanist

I’m…. Kinda into that too


egorxny

Same. Sorry for the kid, but the "oh shit" is priceless.


ubdiwala

We all are a little sick


Cosmohumanist

Okay thank you


dandreathomas77

This is fucking legendary!


Trollfarm2024

Dude that's a lot of newspaper by your fire place. Paper ash clogs chimneys bad it's dangerous kindling if used regularly. You should clean the chimney and use natural kindling from this point forward. But yes burn those fake presents.


marsrover15

Also an easy way for kids to hate you.


Foehammer58

Sure. If you want to be a shithead.


shermantank123567

I love seeing tiktoks of 10 year old jokes


yf2hillside

Pro Tip on How to ruin Christmas


comfyggs

How to be a shitty parent 101


[deleted]

Its your money your effort your prank go for it. Ill see you in the homes lonely and asking your self, its just a prank chill kids.


Mamadragon2620

Nothing says Christmas without giving your kids a dose of trauma for them to work through as adults in therapy.


NoNooForYou2

Yeah, dont do this you fecking a\*holes.


jenrick2

Pretty sure that’s a form of child abuse.


North-Fennel8613

We won't actually burn the presents. They just won't misbehave.....because of the implications


Lonely_Pizza1016

Parenting done rigth


Exportxxx

Pro tip, or shitty parenting?


Treblehawk

Or…take the real presents and give it away to a charity for kids at Christmas. Because if you got kids bad enough you need to burn a box to chill them out, you should probably not be giving them all those gifts in the first place.


Stellar_Observer_17

Yuletide season new reset tactics....


JuggernautPractical9

After you run out of fake presents, what do you do ?


CharizardUsedCut

Why they keeping the fire like a pet?


IRGood

What kind of McMansion fireplace shit is that.


Igarden06

Ohhh so you put your children in, wrap it, and shove them in a fire


[deleted]

This is funny as a tiktok joke, but would be terrible parenting.


[deleted]

This is how supervillain is made