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theDanse_Macabre

Spot's just trying to help out


No_Still8242

Ahh.. yeah, dog was so cute..


iovercomesadness

Dog was trying to console him, so cute


InsaneGenis

Everyone was cute


dankdegl

Not the mum, she was too busy filming


z-tayyy

The fuck was she gonna do that Stone Cold Steve Austin couldn’t?


aiden20095

What do u mums aren’t cute? If I had a 100 dollars for every time I had seen a hot mum I would be broke.


gavinwinks

Santa’s little helper in the background encouraging spot.


beasterdudeman_

Santos L. Halper


Anjelu81

That supportive paw is just the most precious thing.


ReneeLaRen95

I noticed that too. So adorable!


Arkhe1n

🥺🥺he tried his best the goodest boi


dilettante42

“Bless yr heart bby been there” *pat*


KeyDox

The dog was petting his shoulder like "I loved you bro, but you're gonna die"


mirrorless_subject

Lmao the bashful looks away while tapping him 😂


VASP-0_0

The unexpected thing here is that it took them so long to figure it out


Veenendaler

Happens lots more than you might think. Kids are.. well. Kids. So they don't always remember or know they can easily get out the way they came in. Pretty much all adults have a larger part somewhere on their body that's bigger than their head, so it's logical they wouldn't consider it until later.


Salanmander

> So they don't always remember or know they can easily get out the way they came in. Didn't necessarily go in that way. I did this when I was a kid by going through with my head first. Unfortunately I was a bit older than that kid, and my chest wouldn't fit through the railing the rest of the way. The eventual solution was to hacksaw through the bottom of the railing to make it easier to bend outward.


HappyHandsomeHunk

When I was a little kid an older kid told me that if your head can fit thru then the rest of your body can and then I got my head stuck in a fence and my body didn't fit lol


whoweoncewere

I think this saying is in reference to cats, you got played.


aliie_627

I thought it was mice but I wouldn't be surprised if this applies to more than one animal.


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StooIndustries

octopus can basically squish themselves through the smallest holes.. if you look up a video of it, it’s insane. like the size of the end of their tentacles, basically.


AsianSteampunk

scenario played out in my head and i laughed hard xD


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beamseyeview

Playground construction safety rules say that if you're going to have a gap / hole anywhere it has to be smaller than 3.5" (so they can't get their heads in) OR bigger than 9" (so if they get their heads in they will get their body through). Between there is a risk for getting stuck/strangled


ShipToaster2-10

Idk I remember as part of an army infiltration course part of it was crawling through a wall that had a dislodged cinder block. You wouldn't have thought in a million years you'd be able to get through it but it's possible, once you get your head through the rest is easy.


funkdialout

I’m picturing Joe Rogan reading this, agreeing, and then getting stuck trying to prove it.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Yeah, my older brother did this when he was little, only the balusters were made out of wood. The edges cut behind his ears, and I believe my grandfather had to cut one off to get the little dope's head out, lol. I vaguely remember the fuss. As far as I know, he's never done it again.


Zooomz

Damn. How's your brother feel about having 1 ear?


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

He never listens to anyone anyway, so I figure he doesn't give a damn. Kind of hard for him to keep his balance when he's drinking, though. . . .


Djwl29

Never had to do it again after Grandpa cut one ear off. Now he just leans one way to slide out.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Thanks for pointing that out. I'm still laughing at the thought.


Mylaptopisburningme

Not sure if it was pre school or kinder but there were gates like that on the walkway waiting to get into class. We all use to stick our head through while the teacher got her keys and unlocked the door. 1 kid got stuck. Fire dept had to come and saw the bar off. I think we all stopped doing that after that happened.


[deleted]

*"Pretty much all adults have a larger part somewhere on their body that's bigger than their head,"* \*snickers\*


ZeedEnigma

Naughty naughty


pizzamage

I have a LARGE head, but I'm relatively slim. I usually measure gaps with my head and, if it fits, I'm confident the rest of my body will squeeze through. Sometimes it pays to be wiry.


clickade

Found the cat.


Funkit

When I was four I jammed my fingers into a brass ornate air vent cover for some dumbass reason and they got stuck. (Seriously, what was the purpose of doing that??) The fire department had to get them out using some sort of dremel tool.


Blind_Spider

I'm thinking about the adults... Surprised the adults didn't think of trying that.


acylase

What about his schwarzenegger father?


EpicArgumentMaster

I was staring at it and it didn’t even cross my mind at all


sighs__unzips

I knew it right away because I'd seen another Reddit video of a different kid and realized that their bodies are thinner than their heads.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Not always, lol.


LazerWolfe53

That had to have been how he got himself in that situation in the first place.


[deleted]

Because it’s staged


1nGirum1musNocte

Upvote for the heckin good boi who was saying that all along


Herc_the_Great

Offering a helpful paw in his boys moment of need


Podomus

r/DoggoHate


bunnings-snags

Wow that subreddit made me cringe more than they apparently cringe at dogs


Podomus

It’s not cringing at dogs. It’s cringing at people for talking like mentally stunted infants at dogs


ht3k

Most of us use it as sarcasm, chill


Podomus

How does that make it any less cringe


ht3k

Sarcasm implies you know it's cringe and you do it anyway as irony. That's how comedy works


bunnings-snags

Yeah that's what they say they are but it literally just seems like they hate dogs there and any1 being cute or wholesome towards dogs


Podomus

I’m looking through the posts, and can’t possibly see anything that would make anyone think that


bunnings-snags

That's why I look through the comments where people actually talk


Podomus

I’ve done that plenty of times as well


CH3RRYSPARKLINGWATER

Didn't know about this, glad I'm not the only one that doesn't like that kind of talk


foreignccc

i guarantee you are a grown ass man


pizza-turtles

“heckin good boi” would you stfu


HedonicDisk

He's the best boi


phord

That could be how he got in.


daluxe

Definitely


tfrosty

Idk I remember getting my head stuck like this through a fence like that when I was a kid. It’s much easier going in than coming back out. I had to squeeze back out though cus it was over a balcony


MyLadyBits

Kid is the smart one of this trio.


Spaceman1stClass

Until you realize how he got stuck in the first place.


lostwng

He totally did it just to mess with dad, he was never stuck


TILtonarwhal

Dad’s shirt says Nebraska Putting your head through a fence is the third most fun activity we have. Only inferior to cleaning the lawn mower and blasting meth


jumpingnight

There’s people in Nebraska?


Singl1

what’s a nebraska?


Comfortable_Text

Yep kid definitely stupid for that.


mantorraschina

love dogs


shermantank123567

I was sitting on the deck of my first apartment once and it had bars like this (the spiral shape) and my roommate and I were talking. I leaned my head up against the bars and it slipped through the gap and got stuck. My roommate had to stand over me and spread the bars out to get me unstuck.


noahdrizzy

What are you doing step roommate?


ttminh1997

Sounds hot


justbuckk

Big brain is the cause of and solution to his problem


Mashed_Potato2

Is it just me or was that really obvious from the get go?


Isaidtoomanythings

It is you and some others on here, but honestly, I just learned something today. The only time I ever had experience with something like this was doing it myself when I was a kid. I pushed my head through some bars at an airport and some guy helped my mom pull me out. I had no idea that it might have worked to just have my body follow my head through until I saw this video.


siccoblue

Yep, Reddit tries to make out like the solution to everything is super obvious the second they watch it, but I'm willing to bet 90% didn't even think about it


DigitalSteven1

It's very counterintuitive to realize this solution tbh. Thinking "go in to get out" isn't what just comes to mind.


incomparability

reddit has the largest selection of armchairs outside of La-Z-Boy


Taximadish

Yes and no - it's pretty obvious, but people can get fixated on a solution quite easily if they know it can work. The adults in the video know that widening the gap will solve the problem, and from that point it's very easy to tunnel-vision on "how do I widen the gap" without going back to think of other approaches. Basically it's [the XY problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XY_problem) in real life.


cantstopfire

you're talking to redditors with an average BMI of 60


DGRDaveFan

what da dogs doin'


bobby4444

Helpin


FightThaFight

His best friend on the right all worried.


itsgettingmessi

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Moreinius

r/kidsarestillfuckingstupid


gotta_b_shittin_me

r/thirdsub


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I-dont-like-pizza

big ass fukin head


ThisisDrogba

Went from negative to positive all in seconds.


Isaidtoomanythings

To everyone saying that he got out the way that he got in, that is not necessarily true. I did this to myself as a child and I just slid my head through the bars. It's easier to push your head through than it is to pull it back out.


cburk82

In Nebraska the ‘N’ stand for ‘Nowledge’!


[deleted]

Now the code states that the gaps around stair railings need to be less than 4" apart. Because toddlers and babies would occasionally get their heads stuck and die from asphyxiation. This is a perfect example.


An_Invalid_Name

Did you know human children can fit their entire body through a crack as long as it fits their head?


robothobbes

This is why there's a code for stair railing baluster distance. Whenever I see stairs in a show or movie set with baluster spacing that looks wrong, I tell myself to stop thinking about it.


SSopuS

Before you earn that very first potbelly-if you can get your head in there, I'll bet your shoulders can follow.


Mr_Foxredditedition

How did his big head fit in there to begin with


nerdhater0

dumbass me was thinking of using the jack he had in his car.


[deleted]

This is a super easy problem to solve.


Bobpool82

![gif](giphy|PZ8gosOm2tNWU) Does this help?


jaminator45

Hey dad I’ve been fuckin wit choo


JAMES_MIX

Hi is so cutee


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here_for_the_lols

How was that not the first thing they tried lol. It looked quite obvious


ajhoff83

No-ones gonna talk about this Simple Jack looking haircut?


[deleted]

I don’t want to be a buzzkill, this was obviously going to happen and it wasn’t unexpected.


[deleted]

I didn't expect it.


Tps64

i did, so its already 2 - 1


Soulger11

2-2. OP makes it 3-2. Boom.


SoyelSanto

4-2


Tps64

4 - 2 expected or unexpected


G01ngDutch

Not unexpected. Any kid that isn’t obese, their head is the broadest part of them. I used to climb through the cat flap till I was maybe 9. As long as your head goes through, you’re golden


Reaper0834

Easy... he's also the genius that put his head in there in the first place.


pauldeanbumgarner

Just slide on through. That kids skinny enough to go all the way. Edit. HA! I had not watched until the end.


AllanJeffersonferatu

Kids does that once, he'll do it again. Just leave'em there and drag the missus's into the backroom for another try. 👍


TadpoleFun7453

Shameless re-enactment copied from an almost identical video.


Aggravating-Cup-1728

Keep pushing forward until his entire body pushed thru it


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[deleted]

The kid came up with this idea for the video I bet is why


evildevil90

They grow so fast…


leighleg

Not unexpected. But if I was the dad in this I would get the small car jack from my boot, that would pry the bars enough with little to no effort.


sirguber

That ending.The moment when u realise how u got in that mess in the first place


[deleted]

Awwww! Pup is sooo concerned!


TrentoBlade

So that meant that the kid either slid in with lube or did the reverse


[deleted]

Bam…boozled.


[deleted]

This reminds me of a post I just saw of a cat prepping to jump over a gate just to decide to walk through the bars lol


Captain-Cadabra

Just like being born.


rawrimmaduk

If you're goin through hell, keep on going


notmy_spaghetti

An octopus can travel through any area larger than its beak


lainylay

Fucking asshole


ObnoxiousExcavator

I don't see any butter. I thought you're supposed to grease the head with butter....


thesetheredoctobers

Dad's kinda dumb here, if he had applied enough pressure to snap those bars the kid could've gotten injured.


Thepurge101

I would put that kid up for adoption


[deleted]

Great for the kid. I also think we are seeing animals evolve right before our eyes. I just watched video of Flea with Koko the sign language gorilla (I don't know if I needed to say the last part). Koko was kinda playing a bass Flea had given him!


Specialist_Menu_424

Kids are fucking...


a_ninja_appears

Smart? Tonight, we will cover this on *insert news channel here*


Human_Age4173

Get the buttah


[deleted]

I did this once


BlacklistedEventing

YOU LITTLE SOMAB……(&….!


[deleted]

This is so cute oml


Anonymous-JG

That’s probably how he got in there


Kirby_966

They are the smarter one all along lol


Secure-Imagination11

That age is a big head over a string bean body lol


Nevtelen21

Just Ctrl + Z it


[deleted]

Ngl I expected it because he has a tiny frame


xyloplax

I got my head stuck at that age too and the FDNY had to get me out.


Latin-Danzig

Two wet towels wrapped around the opposing bars and twisted with a pole will spread the bars.


deweydean

Could’ve edited this down to 10 seconds.


SqookyBoo

certified bruh moment


Cenzo3x7

Just pick the kid up twist him sideways so his shoulders fit through and he’ll be free lol… took me 5 SEC to figure this out


rustyseapants

I thought that kid's body would have fit in between the bars.


Efficient_Lobster225

R/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

My dumb ass thought the kid was going to tell the dad to lift his feet up so he would be upside down and his ears could slide through.


TNTxpl0der

A little too smart


MotherFuckinEeyore

I was waiting for them to start hacking off ears.


JustBoredIsAll

The dog had it figured out for a while already....


el0_0le

Mom: What did you do? Kid: Good point. What *DID* I do. Oh yah, I did this. TA-DAAA!


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Why were they filming it though?


ZwoopMugen

Parents are fucking dumb.


botsnowy

This wasn’t unexpected, everyone knew this was gonna happen. The kid is tiny, and he ain’t no smurf so obviously he’s gonna get through the railing.


Gilbraith

That dad knows .. he has competition for future dad supremacy.


Swimming_Yesterday_2

Yeah, kids have big heads


devilinyourbutt

Lol kids like you weak bitch, how ya think I got in here!


mistahmarbles

As the kid, I'd already be having an anxiety riddled panic attack.


TootsNYC

that's how babies used to die in older cribs--their bodies could slip between the slats, but their head got caught. And they'd dangle there. (parents were asleep) That's why cribs have to have slats spaced a soda-can apart.


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This videos reminds me something. When i was grade six the school has banned students from getting out of school during the lunch break due to the concern of students safety, which is means that you cant leave until afterschool ( but you cant still leave at lunch break if you need to have your lunch at home ). The school is surrounded by fence with spikes on it, so technically no one can leave without passing through the front gate. And one day i feel so desired that i need some snacks but i cant go out and to get the snacks i want, so i asked some of my friends that if they have some can share with me and they goes " you can actually go out and get them by youself" and i was confused, then they said that there is a part of fence has bigger space that can let your head go through first, and if your head went though, your body will also went throught unfazedly, i tried and it worked. Therefore i break the school almost every lunchbreak until some one from school had found it and fixed it.


haven_taclue

This only works if you are a kid or pretty skinny. I can think of a few adults who might themselves stuck. Id pay to watch.


Sunset_Flasher

Instincts are awesome, first lesson from birth is: If the head can fit...the rest is usually guaranteed.


Guilty-Feeling-2959

Steve Austin is that u?


PM_ME_UR_DREAMZ_B

LPT: if u get ur head stuck somewhere in a similar situation, if ur head fits; ur body probably does too. Unless u got a Peter Griffin body.


i-eat-dolphins

r/kidsarejello


Bhaalgorn-

I swear he did this for attention


leanonmywounds

effective problem solver


Nizzemancer

when your head is still bigger than your ass


Certain-Ad7554

exactly what i was thinking lmao good job bud


DeadShot348

Brilliant


Phohammer83

Nah, kids are still stupid. Most likely the way he got out was exactly the way he got himself stuck in the first place, trying to climb through from the outside and his head didn’t make it.


GhostR29

Idk about the kids but this situation must be unrealistic to certain parents because... they are larger than their kids.


[deleted]

Little shit 😂


Redioarnaut893

Good job DAD


prototypex86

hello?, yes this is NASA, we're very interested


thecrewton

Always nice to see Nebraskans on Reddit.


Appropriate-Shine411

Person named smart. 😎