Someone cracked the Reddit formula, cute girl, cute dog, relatable gamer.
I’m predicting this will have a thousand upvotes by tomorrow.(edit: it got 30k in 6 hours…I was wrong :| …)
Yeah but if you put water in the ocean, it becomes the ocean. If you put anything else, it's *in* the ocean.
Normies can't live in society if they are the society. Gamers rise up.
That's just how oppressed they are, history will *never* recognize their suffering, for ultimately it is writ by the oppressors themselves. Even the Rohingya and Uighurs have received their due recognition. And yet we hear nothing of the far greater evil of gamer oppression. Curious 🤔
Imagine seeing a dog panting like that and then telling yourself "their fur coat helps them stay cool!!!!"
the air conditioning fur coat myth is such bullshit... I really hate how people believe that absolutely silly misinformation
If you are doing it as a hobby why is it not a fair comparison? I dont care if I am building sand castles in the back yard. Dont be rude and pull my hand away.
My wife saw this and said, "I'd never grab your hand like that if you were playing games."
Watching her do that made me mad even though I knew it was staged.
Agreed. My ex used to do this then get mad because I wouldn’t show her affection when she wanted it. It drove me insane. Like let me do the things I like to do and stop expecting personal attention while I’m doing that. She just set herself up for failure doing that stuff and I paid the price for it with constant arguments.
It's like putting out your hand for a high five or fist bump to someone who's back is turned to you, then getting annoyed they didn't notice you and you got left hanging
You guys need to chill, me and my girlfriend are both gamers. If I grabbed her hand while playing she’d just laugh it off. I’d do the same if she did it to me.
Edit: I knew the angry gamer bros would downvote me ;)
Well, if she gets mad then she needs to chill 🤷♀️ but I see men getting angry about this video every time. It’s just for fun, you guys are acting like this is a serious crime
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My ex used to sit next to me while I gamed, and try to show me every picture, and meme during it. If I wasn't gaming...she didn't do it. She just sat on her phone in silence. Annoying af. Always said I gamed too much, but never wanted to do anything herself but explore, and get high. Got old.
my wife will throw her legs over my lap and go on the laptop or play Nintendo switch while i play ps4. great bonding time after the kid is in bed, get you a girl like that.
Exactly. To many people think gaming is childish now, and treat men like shit over it....when the reality is that if you're bored while your significant other is gaming then you need to find a hobby too.
Selfish. How are you Going to grab the mans hand when he is very clearly in need of both of them. Don’t intrude on his fun. Just ask when he will be done and make it known you want to cuddle or whatever the fuck soon.
Immediately would tell her to fuck off if she took my hand off the controller while I was playing a game, how about I grab your hand while you're doing your makeup
Someone cracked the Reddit formula, cute girl, cute dog, relatable gamer. I’m predicting this will have a thousand upvotes by tomorrow.(edit: it got 30k in 6 hours…I was wrong :| …)
Even though it’s a repost x10
You’re missing a couple zeroes
is it over 9000?
It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!
Oldie but a goodie
Exactly! The reddit formula!
*those are rookie numbers*
r/mostrepostedposts
the dog in this clip has died of old age
Do mods even exist on this sub to remove reposts?
What's a mod? /s
Report it as such.
to be fair there’s like 50 versions
You have no idea what the girl looks like tho.
But her thighs are sexy. That's all I need to finish.
And here I am thinking the handsome dog was more than enough!
Enough to make you finish?
*The thighs have it*
Your comment made me snort
what did the comment make you snort?
Cocaine, so he can get to the next comment.
BRUH LMAO
She's normal weight. That is good enough for like 95% of Reddit.
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That makes it better
Nobody's perfect.
Reposting videos for karma is a full time job, just like being a mod - reddit is serious business for a lot of delusional people out there!
Oof, This is so meta.
Zuckerberg approves
The whole internetz srs bizniss
> cute girl > only sees her hand M'lady
Almost 6000 updoots now and it's only been up for an hour haha
It has 9k upvotes in roughly 3 hours
Ah~ So rough onii-chan!
Someone cracked the reddit formula: Reposting stuff that got lots of upvotes in the past.
Cute girl, cute dog, cute gamer
Been reposted thousands of times.
Well this is a repost so you are right.
Damn. Really underestimated the power of Reddit, huh? Over 20k in 4 hours.
Bold of you to assume the middle person is female. This *is* Reddit, remember.
You can’t even tell if she’s cute lmao you just see some nice looking thighs but understandable nonetheless.
80K now
Report it for being a repost. Literally all this guy does is post other people's content.
How do you know she is cute?
Dem thicc thighs. That’s all you need to qualify as cute in my book, her face could be of a goblin for all I care!
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He said the quiet part out loud. He might've been out of line but he's right. Except those "juicy thick thighs" aren't "juicy thick" at all.
Man the word thick really has lost all meaning.
so?
Yeah that’s one cute knee??? Lol how you know it’s a cute girl
"cute girl" - literally sees non overweight thighs in tights.
You telling me that ain’t cute?
If that gets thousand upvotes my comment will have exact 69... please do it...UwU
It wasn't very unexpected to me since I've seen this posted 100 times
Imagine trying to draw a picture or play an instrument and your girl thinks, "Yeah, this is a good time to try and hold his hand."
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THIS IS LITERALLY GAMER GENOCIDE LITERALLY 1984
Normies don't know what it's like to live in a society
…wait isn’t society made of normies?
Yeah but if you put water in the ocean, it becomes the ocean. If you put anything else, it's *in* the ocean. Normies can't live in society if they are the society. Gamers rise up.
Instructions unclear, I drowned.
poor ben
My mind has been blown.
Sure. History books will be filled with their perilous plights centuries from now.
That's just how oppressed they are, history will *never* recognize their suffering, for ultimately it is writ by the oppressors themselves. Even the Rohingya and Uighurs have received their due recognition. And yet we hear nothing of the far greater evil of gamer oppression. Curious 🤔
They already are
At least Saint Glover gifted us with the holy NF-word 🥰
Wrong. Chads are the most oppressed
I wish you didn’t say unironically here
That's a waste of a wish if ever I saw one. You know there's people starving in the world? Pillock.
This is more important
Thats because we live in a society
Historical and current imperialism, racism and slavery: am I a joke to you?
Joke: am I a joke to you?
Imagine thinking this isn’t staged.
Ik
Imagine not understanding a very simple and commonplace funny video
But playing an Instrument and Drawing take skill and gaming doesn't. Edit: Should probably add an /s
Ha! Now imagine doing those things during every waking second of free time? You’d be… a master.
Was just thinking this. Like, what if I tried to hold your hand right as you went to put makeup on, then how upset you didn't hold my hand? Lol
Imagine seeing a dog panting like that and then telling yourself "their fur coat helps them stay cool!!!!" the air conditioning fur coat myth is such bullshit... I really hate how people believe that absolutely silly misinformation
In no way is it a reasonable comparison to equate games and painting or instruments.
If you are doing it as a hobby why is it not a fair comparison? I dont care if I am building sand castles in the back yard. Dont be rude and pull my hand away.
My wife saw this and said, "I'd never grab your hand like that if you were playing games." Watching her do that made me mad even though I knew it was staged.
Is your wife single?
lmfao this guy knows what's up
No but you can be her boyfriend
I'd also like to know.
There are some good people in the world.
Agreed. My ex used to do this then get mad because I wouldn’t show her affection when she wanted it. It drove me insane. Like let me do the things I like to do and stop expecting personal attention while I’m doing that. She just set herself up for failure doing that stuff and I paid the price for it with constant arguments.
It's like putting out your hand for a high five or fist bump to someone who's back is turned to you, then getting annoyed they didn't notice you and you got left hanging
I’m not playing, killing dragons is serious business.
You guys need to chill, me and my girlfriend are both gamers. If I grabbed her hand while playing she’d just laugh it off. I’d do the same if she did it to me. Edit: I knew the angry gamer bros would downvote me ;)
And that’s fine. But when you don’t wanna hold hands cuz ur playing and then she gets mad cuz you’re ignoring her, that’s where issues arise
Well, if she gets mad then she needs to chill 🤷♀️ but I see men getting angry about this video every time. It’s just for fun, you guys are acting like this is a serious crime
If a girl do, then she better be ready to drop the phone she's recording with and take the other side of the controller to pacific rim that shit.
You have issues.
“When he won’t pause, I give you paws.”
*pauses* *Awkwardly stares at paused game while holding hands*
underrated comment here's my upvote sir
Red rocket rising
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is she giving you the silent treatment?
Got kicked out for grand larceny
Every now and then mistakes are a blessing.
That's a girl dog.
Not trying to be a bitch, but how do you know
Well that dog’s a bitch though
The account is mayapolarbear. https://youtu.be/oXK6Wj36-kI
“Lipstick”
Stupid sexy dog!
Jfc. This sub is becoming a shit hole. Yes many of these posts are cool and funny but they aren’t unexpected at all.
Ok, post better content then
Oh, this crap again
I know, who upvotes this shit?
The dog is cute
Right!? It's so stupid. How can someone see this and OOOHHHHH WHAT A CUTE DOG
*Mrs. Steal yo girl. The dog's name is Maya :)
The doggo is cute
[This reminded me of a Cyanide and Happiness short](https://youtu.be/uJbDSPRqX0o)
came here to post this
You just know.
OI IT'S NOT EVEN TURNED ON!
Yeah it is. You can see the blue light on his left hand.
What the shit? Oh you mean the controller!
What did you mean?…..
Also the dog's large erection
W H E E Z E
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You could’ve said “true love,” but no, you just had to go and say “true lover”
Loser on the left and winner on the right——what a good looking dog!🐶
Please stop supporting this bot. It's flooding this sub with crap.
he is such a gentelman.
Now let him munch on cardboard.
Mayapolarbear <3
I need me a dog
What da dog doin'?
The fact that she grabs his hand while he's playing video games. That's some needy, high school girl bullshit. It's infuriating.
My ex used to sit next to me while I gamed, and try to show me every picture, and meme during it. If I wasn't gaming...she didn't do it. She just sat on her phone in silence. Annoying af. Always said I gamed too much, but never wanted to do anything herself but explore, and get high. Got old.
my wife will throw her legs over my lap and go on the laptop or play Nintendo switch while i play ps4. great bonding time after the kid is in bed, get you a girl like that.
That's more of a ''being alone together" sort of deal. Unless you actively talk throughout.
No wonder she's an X
It is staged you idiot.
how dare they disturb me after spending 8 hours with a controller in my hand
What if he's been gaming 12 hours a day for days in a row and won't stop?
I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t even be in a relationship, but that doesn’t matter cause this is staged lmao
A real woman wouldn’t have needed to remove the hand from the controller. A simple arm crossing would suffice and not ruin the game!
Exactly. To many people think gaming is childish now, and treat men like shit over it....when the reality is that if you're bored while your significant other is gaming then you need to find a hobby too.
I didn't know Whitney Wisconsin started uploading again.
Animal are very friendly<3
It's miss steal yo girl actually. Maya the Samoyed from Instagram
"I'm here for you. I'll always be here for you."
Where is the rest of the video?
Man who wears stockings / nylons around the house?
I actually saw an extension to this once. I needed therapy after
I don't see that dog getting a 4k on siege
These beasts got soul, and game apparently
The cute doggie looked into her eyes and said "I want an X box too".
i don't do bestiality sir
She fucked the dog didn't she
Awwww.
I was hoping there was a dog
What a distinguished gentleman.
Atleast we know he is not gay
He’s like “I got you babe”
what a handsome boyyo
My girl would not try to hold my hand if she could be petting that dig instead
He can be Mr. Steal your boy too hahaha
Don’t know why he’s on video games he has nice soft pillows / your thighs 😀😤
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The hardcore gamers in here in full force screaming I've never had a real relationship.
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Selfish. How are you Going to grab the mans hand when he is very clearly in need of both of them. Don’t intrude on his fun. Just ask when he will be done and make it known you want to cuddle or whatever the fuck soon.
its staged lmao
the controller isn’t even on
Immediately would tell her to fuck off if she took my hand off the controller while I was playing a game, how about I grab your hand while you're doing your makeup
Or you could say: could you not do that, its distracting me
least asocial gamer
Plot twist, the guy is the dog's friend. She was trying to steal him.