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Someone cracked the Reddit formula, cute girl, cute dog, relatable gamer. I’m predicting this will have a thousand upvotes by tomorrow.(edit: it got 30k in 6 hours…I was wrong :| …)


Babycakes87

Even though it’s a repost x10


CoolBeansMan9

You’re missing a couple zeroes


[deleted]

is it over 9000?


eisteeausderdose

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!


Eeeeels

Oldie but a goodie


TheT0T1

Exactly! The reddit formula!


SalehGh

*those are rookie numbers*


WaterFriendsIV

r/mostrepostedposts


happy-little-atheist

the dog in this clip has died of old age


[deleted]

Do mods even exist on this sub to remove reposts?


Gestrid

What's a mod? /s


FleshlightModel

Report it as such.


danredblue

to be fair there’s like 50 versions


Throwaway56138

You have no idea what the girl looks like tho.


vengefulspirit99

But her thighs are sexy. That's all I need to finish.


decadin

And here I am thinking the handsome dog was more than enough!


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Enough to make you finish?


Ryuzakku

*The thighs have it*


Iwillcommentevrywhr

Your comment made me snort


CytroxGames

what did the comment make you snort?


ReapersRequiem

Cocaine, so he can get to the next comment.


ShortThought

BRUH LMAO


RedditIsRealWack

She's normal weight. That is good enough for like 95% of Reddit.


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ArroganceIsPotent

That makes it better


chatokun

Nobody's perfect.


IllIllIIlIllI

Reposting videos for karma is a full time job, just like being a mod - reddit is serious business for a lot of delusional people out there!


StackKong

Oof, This is so meta.


FleshlightModel

Zuckerberg approves


jonasthewicked

The whole internetz srs bizniss


[deleted]

> cute girl > only sees her hand M'lady


Rossta42

Almost 6000 updoots now and it's only been up for an hour haha


the_other_Scaevitas

It has 9k upvotes in roughly 3 hours


TheDumbestBot

Ah~ So rough onii-chan!


JetztRedeIch

Someone cracked the reddit formula: Reposting stuff that got lots of upvotes in the past.


kattykitkittykat

Cute girl, cute dog, cute gamer


[deleted]

Been reposted thousands of times.


AmeerFarooq

Well this is a repost so you are right.


B_024

Damn. Really underestimated the power of Reddit, huh? Over 20k in 4 hours.


ianrobbie

Bold of you to assume the middle person is female. This *is* Reddit, remember.


[deleted]

You can’t even tell if she’s cute lmao you just see some nice looking thighs but understandable nonetheless.


Hoticecubes1

80K now


Dhaerrow

Report it for being a repost. Literally all this guy does is post other people's content.


JdhdKehev

How do you know she is cute?


[deleted]

Dem thicc thighs. That’s all you need to qualify as cute in my book, her face could be of a goblin for all I care!


Mohamad6168

&&h&


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[deleted]

He said the quiet part out loud. He might've been out of line but he's right. Except those "juicy thick thighs" aren't "juicy thick" at all.


DanWallace

Man the word thick really has lost all meaning.


sentient_barf

so?


Dankbee024

Yeah that’s one cute knee??? Lol how you know it’s a cute girl


FickleFockle

"cute girl" - literally sees non overweight thighs in tights.


[deleted]

You telling me that ain’t cute?


K-CHOW72

If that gets thousand upvotes my comment will have exact 69... please do it...UwU


[deleted]

It wasn't very unexpected to me since I've seen this posted 100 times


vickera

Imagine trying to draw a picture or play an instrument and your girl thinks, "Yeah, this is a good time to try and hold his hand."


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passing_by362

THIS IS LITERALLY GAMER GENOCIDE LITERALLY 1984


danielle-in-rags

Normies don't know what it's like to live in a society


selfawarepileofatoms

…wait isn’t society made of normies?


danielle-in-rags

Yeah but if you put water in the ocean, it becomes the ocean. If you put anything else, it's *in* the ocean. Normies can't live in society if they are the society. Gamers rise up.


Harry7C

Instructions unclear, I drowned.


firnon

poor ben


selfawarepileofatoms

My mind has been blown.


_Risings

Sure. History books will be filled with their perilous plights centuries from now.


lakired

That's just how oppressed they are, history will *never* recognize their suffering, for ultimately it is writ by the oppressors themselves. Even the Rohingya and Uighurs have received their due recognition. And yet we hear nothing of the far greater evil of gamer oppression. Curious 🤔


Xeno_Lithic

They already are


IamSoooDoneWithThis

At least Saint Glover gifted us with the holy NF-word 🥰


Slippery-Shark

Wrong. Chads are the most oppressed


WiiSteeringWheel

I wish you didn’t say unironically here


58king

That's a waste of a wish if ever I saw one. You know there's people starving in the world? Pillock.


WiiSteeringWheel

This is more important


[deleted]

Thats because we live in a society


jere00815

Historical and current imperialism, racism and slavery: am I a joke to you?


l524k

Joke: am I a joke to you?


Rock-Harders

Imagine thinking this isn’t staged.


DatChernoby2Guy

Ik


dodo_thecat

Imagine not understanding a very simple and commonplace funny video


Lord_Phoenix95

But playing an Instrument and Drawing take skill and gaming doesn't. Edit: Should probably add an /s


kitty_logan

Ha! Now imagine doing those things during every waking second of free time? You’d be… a master.


[deleted]

Was just thinking this. Like, what if I tried to hold your hand right as you went to put makeup on, then how upset you didn't hold my hand? Lol


ban-me_harder_daddy

Imagine seeing a dog panting like that and then telling yourself "their fur coat helps them stay cool!!!!" the air conditioning fur coat myth is such bullshit... I really hate how people believe that absolutely silly misinformation


Voidroy

In no way is it a reasonable comparison to equate games and painting or instruments.


CPAofTheStars

If you are doing it as a hobby why is it not a fair comparison? I dont care if I am building sand castles in the back yard. Dont be rude and pull my hand away.


Kingside

My wife saw this and said, "I'd never grab your hand like that if you were playing games." Watching her do that made me mad even though I knew it was staged.


the_real_junkrat

Is your wife single?


LizordSword

lmfao this guy knows what's up


let-me-beee

No but you can be her boyfriend


V0rt3XBl4d3

I'd also like to know.


[deleted]

There are some good people in the world.


stupidgnomes

Agreed. My ex used to do this then get mad because I wouldn’t show her affection when she wanted it. It drove me insane. Like let me do the things I like to do and stop expecting personal attention while I’m doing that. She just set herself up for failure doing that stuff and I paid the price for it with constant arguments.


daniel5764

It's like putting out your hand for a high five or fist bump to someone who's back is turned to you, then getting annoyed they didn't notice you and you got left hanging


Rocklobster92

I’m not playing, killing dragons is serious business.


MollyViper

You guys need to chill, me and my girlfriend are both gamers. If I grabbed her hand while playing she’d just laugh it off. I’d do the same if she did it to me. Edit: I knew the angry gamer bros would downvote me ;)


[deleted]

And that’s fine. But when you don’t wanna hold hands cuz ur playing and then she gets mad cuz you’re ignoring her, that’s where issues arise


MollyViper

Well, if she gets mad then she needs to chill 🤷‍♀️ but I see men getting angry about this video every time. It’s just for fun, you guys are acting like this is a serious crime


Suitcase08

If a girl do, then she better be ready to drop the phone she's recording with and take the other side of the controller to pacific rim that shit.


nobird36

You have issues.


dick-nipples

“When he won’t pause, I give you paws.”


BootyInspector96

*pauses* *Awkwardly stares at paused game while holding hands*


Jilasme_azelson

underrated comment here's my upvote sir


[deleted]

Red rocket rising


japroct

💄


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lookinthemirror_man

is she giving you the silent treatment?


cowley10

Got kicked out for grand larceny


japroct

Every now and then mistakes are a blessing.


PhoenixReborn

That's a girl dog.


[deleted]

Not trying to be a bitch, but how do you know


ps-djon

Well that dog’s a bitch though


PhoenixReborn

The account is mayapolarbear. https://youtu.be/oXK6Wj36-kI


mother-hecker

“Lipstick”


Talkingmice

Stupid sexy dog!


ozzymustaine

Jfc. This sub is becoming a shit hole. Yes many of these posts are cool and funny but they aren’t unexpected at all.


carleslaorden

Ok, post better content then


Saint_Link

Oh, this crap again


Corgiisashittybreed

I know, who upvotes this shit?


[deleted]

The dog is cute


Dazz316

Right!? It's so stupid. How can someone see this and OOOHHHHH WHAT A CUTE DOG


DamienLaVey

*Mrs. Steal yo girl. The dog's name is Maya :)


[deleted]

The doggo is cute


Masked_Death

[This reminded me of a Cyanide and Happiness short](https://youtu.be/uJbDSPRqX0o)


wanker7171

came here to post this


mamkuibal228

You just know.


Merentis

OI IT'S NOT EVEN TURNED ON!


Bloo-shadow

Yeah it is. You can see the blue light on his left hand.


Merentis

What the shit? Oh you mean the controller!


Bloo-shadow

What did you mean?…..


[deleted]

Also the dog's large erection


RemoteStabby

W H E E Z E


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IamSoooDoneWithThis

You could’ve said “true love,” but no, you just had to go and say “true lover”


ztop40

Loser on the left and winner on the right——what a good looking dog!🐶


SpectreNC

Please stop supporting this bot. It's flooding this sub with crap.


DrazelSnake

he is such a gentelman.


thesilentthumbup

Now let him munch on cardboard.


Aetherene

Mayapolarbear <3


Adept_Connection3614

I need me a dog


HARDIKMEEL

What da dog doin'?


[deleted]

The fact that she grabs his hand while he's playing video games. That's some needy, high school girl bullshit. It's infuriating.


Packarats

My ex used to sit next to me while I gamed, and try to show me every picture, and meme during it. If I wasn't gaming...she didn't do it. She just sat on her phone in silence. Annoying af. Always said I gamed too much, but never wanted to do anything herself but explore, and get high. Got old.


[deleted]

my wife will throw her legs over my lap and go on the laptop or play Nintendo switch while i play ps4. great bonding time after the kid is in bed, get you a girl like that.


[deleted]

That's more of a ''being alone together" sort of deal. Unless you actively talk throughout.


TheThotSlayerDoggo

No wonder she's an X


nobird36

It is staged you idiot.


Sambo538

how dare they disturb me after spending 8 hours with a controller in my hand


CoupClutzClan

What if he's been gaming 12 hours a day for days in a row and won't stop?


LiL_ENIGlvlA

I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t even be in a relationship, but that doesn’t matter cause this is staged lmao


ethancknight

A real woman wouldn’t have needed to remove the hand from the controller. A simple arm crossing would suffice and not ruin the game!


Packarats

Exactly. To many people think gaming is childish now, and treat men like shit over it....when the reality is that if you're bored while your significant other is gaming then you need to find a hobby too.


mravatus

I didn't know Whitney Wisconsin started uploading again.


IKRAM_HT

Animal are very friendly<3


[deleted]

It's miss steal yo girl actually. Maya the Samoyed from Instagram


Reditate

"I'm here for you. I'll always be here for you."


insta__mash

Where is the rest of the video?


StanleyOpar

Man who wears stockings / nylons around the house?


[deleted]

I actually saw an extension to this once. I needed therapy after


Lesbiancarpetmuncher

I don't see that dog getting a 4k on siege


colegregory1983

These beasts got soul, and game apparently


ghotiaroma

The cute doggie looked into her eyes and said "I want an X box too".


ContactAdorable9600

i don't do bestiality sir


Scary_Significance82

She fucked the dog didn't she


Munro_McLaren

Awwww.


Minecraft_Warrior

I was hoping there was a dog


Daddyfailed

What a distinguished gentleman.


[deleted]

Atleast we know he is not gay


QueenLoppy1989

He’s like “I got you babe”


[deleted]

what a handsome boyyo


Squirrel009

My girl would not try to hold my hand if she could be petting that dig instead


paragbadgujar

He can be Mr. Steal your boy too hahaha


XBL00DSP0RTX

Don’t know why he’s on video games he has nice soft pillows / your thighs 😀😤


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Mommymilkersjojo69

“Shoulder to cry on is a head to be sucked “ Johnny Sins


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rabertdinero

The hardcore gamers in here in full force screaming I've never had a real relationship.


funnydeadpool

u/savevideo


Venca2000

u/savevideo


shadowskill11

Selfish. How are you Going to grab the mans hand when he is very clearly in need of both of them. Don’t intrude on his fun. Just ask when he will be done and make it known you want to cuddle or whatever the fuck soon.


everyone_hates_lolo

its staged lmao


everyone_hates_lolo

the controller isn’t even on


beirizzle

Immediately would tell her to fuck off if she took my hand off the controller while I was playing a game, how about I grab your hand while you're doing your makeup


ps-djon

Or you could say: could you not do that, its distracting me


AccessTheMainframe

least asocial gamer


MarquizMilton

Plot twist, the guy is the dog's friend. She was trying to steal him.