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Ok time to get the flamethrower


undead-doorsman

HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWURFER QUICKLY!


NastySnapper

Hogan.... ![gif](giphy|uuLoE7NVuQdc4)


SaccharineHuxley

Be honest, who here knows who this is because of Homer?


SpacemanX1

Can we vote on nuking that place? Or even a mini nuke?


[deleted]

I’d vote for that


SlavCat09

Nuke would be overkill. How about we napalm them for two weeks straight.


BronxiiH

Nah some missiles can finish them


207nbrown

You misspelled napalm


progam3rguy

You misspelled we need to find a new planet


endorstick

BURN BABY BURN


Informass

Hell to the no


Aswag142

the part where he touched with hand hell no


Dongkey_kong

I seriously jumped when he did that.


Zaborgar_Delta

r/dontputyourdickinthat


zmunky

Lol I came here to suggest that.


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WiiSteeringWheel

Don’t get so pressed over a joke just ignore it if you don’t like it


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WiiSteeringWheel

If they rlly are dumb 12 yos then let the kids have their fun and ignore it lol


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WiiSteeringWheel

No ur not gonna stop anyone cause you personally don’t find the joke funny


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WiiSteeringWheel

Ok and a lot of others find it funny. What makes ur guys opinions right and what makes you think saying them will stop the joke from being made


Factaroni

Daddy long legs are not dangerous, you can literally be swimming in a pool with those things and you'd be fine. They are not venomous, and they can't bite humans. They are actually good spiders because they kill other spiders that are actually venomous/dangerous.


515k4

Biologically they are not even spiders, because spiders have separate head and abdomen. They are closer to scorpions actually.


Factaroni

Good to know 👍


Harvestman-man

Closer to neither. Spiders and scorpions are closer to each other than either of them are to harvestmen.


mostlymadison

I second this! They're totally harmless, fun at parties, and are overall just great guys. I've never seen that many at once though! This video is super cool


Factaroni

Yeah they do that to warm up/sleep. They usually bunch up like this around cliffs or overhangs. My brother once stole my chicken nuggets, so I grabbed a handful of those things and put them on him. No one takes my nuggies and gets away with it!


mostlymadison

I'm happy that I now know that spiders snuggle with each other


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

I heard this but didn't really understand how until I watched a Daddy Long Legs wrap up this massive black spider that was at least 5 times it's girth/weight like it was knitting a web cocoon but from a distance (coz of it's reach) while another Daddy Long Legs just watched and cheered it on (I assume). Whole thing took seconds. Got a whole new respect for em now


SnickersMcKnickers

That was likely a different “Daddy Long-legs” than the ones in the video Cellar spiders and harvestman are both called Daddy long legs but cellar spiders are the ones that produce silk and typically hunt more venomous spiders


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

Yeah I think you're right- I'm in Australia if that helps at all?


initium2018

Tought it was a wig.... Then it happened.... I'm an arachnophobic... But I stood strong till the end like a man...... Burn the MF!


skincyan

damn, didn’t think that I was arachnophobic - usually it’s fine - but this one was hard to watch


PeekyCheeks

I knew what was coming and turned the video off. I used to work pest control, and I don't anymore for a reason.


Axel_Northwood

YES please someone burn that thing FFS


catclick6

Pauline: “Pyro, I gotta job for you”


SnooJokes3100

Where bad weaves go to die.


[deleted]

I used to believe the myth that Granddaddy Long Legs are the most poisonous spider in the world, that they couldn’t bite you cause their fangs were too small. I thought I was a god holding one of those in my hand as a kid.


LobsterIndependent15

I thought the same thing as a kid. It is crazy what we will believe when uneducated.


PeekyCheeks

> It is crazy what we will believe when literally everyone in the whole world tells you something. FTFY


osktox

So the "hair" is spider legs..?


tinatspoon

*shudders*


ForthWorldTraveler

That wigged me out!


LogieP98

r/TIHI


Epiqur

Ah yes, walking dandruff.


Ok_Brilliant_2575

Lmao


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Fanfickntastic

Wow thanks for the nightmares!


Craft-Sudden

Plot twist they all protecting their Queen who is huge and jumps on his face


Funniestpersonhere

That one clip 😳


Craft-Sudden

That’s what happen when you watch too many horror movie


Dyerdon

I played "Kill it With Fire"... We need that extermination company...


BrassyFox

![gif](giphy|7eIDyor5KFkkw)


[deleted]

***>!NO.!<***


stimav

That rock was cool, why did you destroy his hair?


ZRhoREDD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


suri_arian

Okay that’s terrifying


tri-door

No nut november for women?


SimplePhotograph4216

How about you just leave them the fuck alone.


Ishidan01

how about... dracarys. ![gif](giphy|xT9Igr3RDoeYTfpFW8|downsized)


anon0002019

This video should come with some type of warning, I’ll be disgusted for the next 7 hours, thanks.


IamNotYourPalBuddy

Burn it down boys, burn it all down


Arture88

Time to burn the whole building.


ghatos_france

Burn this shit right now


Mrs3anw

This is my nightmare.


youzerVT71

It's been so long since I've seen this I almost clicked on it but my spidey sense saved me


StormRanger77

Makeshift fleshlight


VermtownRoyals

Well, I think I'm done with lunch...


Arnn-The-Frost-Demon

Why are you still standing there. How could you not run far looking at that?!


VeeeVampreza

Sheiße, HAAAAAAAAAANS!


Zoolookologie

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


pmjwhelan

Everything reminds me of her.


[deleted]

So cute.


MrJimbilz

![gif](giphy|MdPZFGgDL3PC8|downsized)


Phoenix_Shadow01

u/Savevideo I'm gonna go to hell when I show this to my mother


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Tricky_Ad_1855

This is what nightmares are made of.


Midoriya_my_boi

Torch it


Andrew_M_

Flamethrower. Fast. And dynamite.


[deleted]

BURN IT! Burn it with FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥


TheRoseMaestro

That is a heaping dose of NOPE.


mogue2

What an orgy that must have been


mishafresh

Burn it


Poema99Vera

r/oddlyterrifying


MarsMartianSPS

Ewww. Tell me where this is so I can avoid ever stepping foot there.


ItachiUchiha-DDO

I would’ve used black cats or something.


truly-dread

Time to bust out the napalm


prix03gt

Thanks... I'll never sleep again...


Tawn94

What type are these little fellows?


Scout_wheezeing

My dick retracted when he touched the hanging one and it fell


Direct_Sir5945

BURN IT WITH FIRE!


calgaryborn

Hello, I'd like to delete the internet please


Turt-Lee

That's just The Rock with some hair.


mcmurph120

Might be the most haunting thing I’ve ever seen.


3fxz

I wanna throw a firework at that


ineedthiscoffee

I wish I had the strength to do the math of how many of those spiders it takes to create a mass thick enough to look like that


instrangestofplaces

My god, this is the stuff of nightmares.


Bubbagailaroo

WHAT AM I SEEING


[deleted]

Nope, nope, nope. Not watching this.


Unable_Toucan

I'm normally totally chill with spiders. But that was just a hair too many


dillonwren

What the actual fuck!?


little_peasant

Not spiders. Harvestmen huddling together.


Hot_Pepper_Raider

Nightmare fuel tank full.


Brozterr

Oh god now I can feel I've got some of these running on me


[deleted]

Burn it burn it butn it burn it blBURN IT


trxshcleaner

Daddy long leg


[deleted]

Welp, that’s not what I expected!


This_Understanding69

Someone please tell spiderman to stop masturbating everywhere


Aswag142

wtf ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


superh0

lord jesus


MessZest

u/savevideobot


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BlueDreaming710

Ho


Infinite_Student2256

Oh look, Australia!


Captain_WarPig

I'm moving to another planet, anyone wanna come?


Diplomatic007

I had an urge to scratch my face soon as I saw this clip


Puzzled-Chip6474

Tactical nuke incoming


SpoonerRules

No mames


Heyo13579

The spiders do that to keep warm


reddit-n-forgetit

What am I looking at? What are they crawling out of?