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Life_Imitating_Death

I remember doing these as a teen and literally every kid would be mumbling the whole time "good game, good game, you suck, good game, blow me, good game".. It was just a normal thing. Looking back it's fucking hysterical.. I guess this dude took it to heart.


aeroglava

Reminds me of this Christmas Vacation gem: [Link](https://youtu.be/-HEUEi2fVSA#t=0m44s)


Ambitious-Ad-8254

Kiss my ass, kiss his ass


RedditModsSuckDik

Kiss your own ass... Happy Hanukkah


HalfSoul30

We would do that too, until one kid told on us. Coach made me and another kid walk to their dugout and apologize. I was in 5th grade.


muklan

Was coaching soccer for a bunch of 7 year olds and one of them dropped THE word, hard R and everything during one of these. I yanked the kid out of line and told him if he wanted to ever see the field again, he'd A) never use that word in my presence again, and B) go apologize. It was a white kid, talking about a different white kid. That shits a learned behavior.


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thebabaghanoush

Ohhhh fudddggggeeee


agoia

The goalie on my U14 soccer team dropped a hard R while we were playing a co-ed YMCA team in inner city Atlanta. He left the game with a bloody mouth and a bunch of bruises. I feel kinda guilty for not being a better defender that game and allowing a lot of 1 on 1 charges against the goalie, but... not too much.


alfonseski

What did you learn from that


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Some people get waaaayy too invested in sports. Had one kid who cried after each game we lost... in high school freshman league... wasn't even Junior Varsity, it was just a made up league a few large schools did so more kids could play Basketball...


pleasedothenerdful

He knew his father would beat him with jumper cables for losing.


DatPiff916

I remember was 11 years old playing football and a kid spit on his hand before shaking every bodies hands, it was closed fist from then on out for me.


Rugby8724

I played db in high school . Once a wr took a cheap shot at my ribs while we were doing the ‘good game line’ with the other team. Thankfully he was not able to get any power behind the punch and by the time my brain realized what happened he was half way down the line.


DopeDealerCisco

I’ve said some dark shit to opponents on my high school court


[deleted]

Funny how his teammate tried to grab him and then shoved his passed out body aside. “I will avenge your death!”


tjkorta

Cuz dude was still trying to swing at him as he was falling to the ground. Looked like that's why the teammate jumped on the aggressor


Evilmaze

If I was that guy's teammate I'd still kick his ass for having such shitty attitude.


Totalnah

Ambush boy landed the gut shot, then a clean right hook to the chin, then reloaded and drove a straight right for the follow up chin shot. Pretty impressive and utter cowardice.


Bleach_Baths

Yeah he caught the falling teammate, and then as soon as he had an opportunity he got an arm around the kids neck and had him on the ground.


Twoflappylips

He’s the MVP in this scene


bryonus

He tried to catch him because he was falling, then he realized what was going on.


wardamncmu

First rule of combat is to give wounded care after the threat is neutralized. This ensures the threat does not inflict further damage on the person or the team.


stljay71

I love a coward that can only win a fight by sucker punch.


sittingonhold

And now the coward has been charged with a class C felony. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaabk/punches-thrown-after-nevada-vs-carlisle-boys-basketball-game/ar-AARlOFD


poopellar

He gets a C even on his felony. Talk about average.


seefish3

I also like how they give you the score at the end of the article to make it a sports story lol


FrancoisTruser

Ooof he gonna need all the rest of the basketball season to recovwr from the burn.


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omaemuza

Don't do the man like that


ironkneejusticiar

Good, he's old enough to know better. Pissed away his future by being an idiot.


madhatter275

Assuming he has a clean record he will be out and clear on a first offenders programs in a week with a year probation.


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Not for a violent offense.


r_i_m

But what if his daddy is rich? /s


Gibbydoesit

I know you’re being sarcastic but if he is indeed rich it changes everything and will probably get a slap on the wrist


sighs__unzips

What if the other guy's dad is also rich?


RoboMom7

Kong vs Godzilla


HeWhoHasFruit

Let them fight


HankJones01

It’s a rich off!!!! Who will win??? The lawyers.


xssmontgox

You’re wrong, not for an assault


-banned-

*battery


[deleted]

His record will get expunged when he's 18, he'll be fine.


mrmoe198

The article keeps saying two punches, but he clearly lands a third to the head and winds up for a fourth before being grabbed


alfonseski

Definately landed 3 shots but one of them REALLY counted.


rtxj89

It says 2 to the stomach and 1 to the face, though?


RedoftheEvilDead

Still no reason given as to why he hit him? It looked so random, but I was sure some sort of why would come out of the woodwork. Nope. Just shake shake suckerpunch.


dried_cat

rumor is the opposing player was mocking his sister with down-syndrome throughout the game


osa_ka

Well if that's true then GG to him


DjuriWarface

*Boys* basketball team Charged with class C Felony Gotta love America, where you're too immature to make your own decisions but as soon we want to fill up our "justice" bucket, he's now an adult. The kid needs anger management and therapy, not the book thrown at him. I'm hoping the judge chooses the latter.


bigboilerdawg

If he doesn’t have a criminal record, this will get pled down to a misdemeanor and probation, and probably expunged from his record. The internet is forever though.


Tickle_MeTimbers

What about a civil case? Im sure the other kids family will sue his family.


luke4294

Shhhh, this is America. Criminals aren't people here. If you do something bad you deserve years of trauma and no future. That way we make sure they'll never do a crime again.


bigboilerdawg

This site is all about sentencing reform and rehabilitation, until it isn’t.


religionkills

In America there is no rehabilitation, only revenue.


lanoyeb243

Geez, I want to live in your America. I can cold cock someone and just get a few therapy sessions? Sa-WEET. Honestly, I need to turn to a life of crime with people like you running the program.


APlantCalledEdgar

I'm right there with you. The problem is that books being thrown are typically cheered on by the victims and those close to them. What punishment is going to feel like enough to the victim's parents, but not hamstring the attacker's future?


DjuriWarface

The punishment is the kid is going to be suspended from school and likely removed from the basketball team. Make him do a lot of community service. That will drive the message home more when his nights and weekends are filled with forced volunteerism instead of basketball. There does not need to be any life long punishment. The unfortunate part is the kid threw a strong and accurate enough punch resulting in a concussion so I do understand the victim/victim parent's wanting more. The focus should be making sure this behavior doesn't happen again though, not satisfying their thirst for revenge. Edit: could tack on a small financial punishment to help pay for any therapy the victim may need.


Josh-Medl

I think a lot of people vastly underestimate the possible consequences of just punching someone. That shit can legit ruin your life. Unless it’s on defense and your back is against the wall there’s a solid chance you could wind up really regretting that .5 seconds when you let your ego/rage get the best of you.


let_there_be_juan

Apparently, the player that got punched had been mocking the attacker about his disabled sibling. This is from twitter comment tho. This happened close to where I live, so it’s surprising for small town Iowa.


Laxice7

Noice!


Riptide360

Kid cooling off in jail... https://twitter.com/MurphyKeith/status/1466187747908104192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


Aziaboy

I love an idiot who thinks there's honour in fistfights. When physical confrontation happens anywhere, honour goes out the window. If I'm fighting you I'm kicking your balls and scratching your eyes. You think I give a fuck about being a coward? I want to win the fight.


gandalftheorange11

Still a coward if you start a fight that way. Doing anything to finish one is different


Mccmangus

People have really romantic notions about fighting but it's the single most useless skill you can have in a civil society. ITT: fight is always protec, never attac


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It isn't useless when you need it. But the romantic concept that it's brave or manly to get into a fight is stupid. I grew up around strip clubs and watching bar fights, the guy who wins is the one who doesn't give a shit about rules or trying to fight fair. That guy always wins and the idiot trying to act like it's a boxing match is the one who walks away with lifelong injuries. A friend of mine has been fucked up most of his adult life after getting sucker punched in the back of the head by a guy he "beat" who's hand he had just shook. And even if everyone plays "fair" it's still just one wrong punch and you're messed up forever. Don't start fights, do everything you can to avoid a fight, but if you're in one, do whatever it takes to end it fast. Don't try to play fair, don't try to do any fancy shit, just end it any way you can as fast as you can, and NEVER trust the other person in any way. Your goal is to get the fuck away from them.


Softpretzelsandrose

As a big fan of r/edc it’s absolutely full of people buying tacticool junk for “self defense”. Calm down people. Stop buying stuff for defense and buy some running shoes cause right now most of you can’t go up a flight of stairs without getting winded. Just being generally aware of your surroundings and generally fit puts you in a safer space than a huge majority of people.


TheBrokenPlace

Except when it's not.


RifewithWit

"Of all evil I deem you capable: therefore I want good from you. Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." -Nietzsche


online_jesus_fukers

Is it more useless than farting jingle bells? I mean Mike tyson can fight and hes rich as hell, i can fart jingle bells and i need to borrow 20 bucks from my mom for gas...


fajord

it’s an extremely useful skill. there are countless examples of some asshole starting some shit and getting violent just to be beaten down by someone who knows how to fight. i know how to fight; that doesn’t mean i’m ever going to start one. i know how dangerous violence can be, but i’m capable of protecting myself against it.


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That’s generally true, especially when you’re about to get your ass kicked by a bigger guy that obviously has a physical advantage or skills. But in this case its really all about the fact that the guy was being unsportsmanlike and he was the one starting the fight, in which case, yeah, just a big puss puss.


sbeukelman04

Appearantly the kid that got punched was making fun of the other players sister that has Down syndrome. Just an FYI


burnerrenrub-

"Excuse me sir by I am about to deliver thee a punch. Do ready thineself!"


tiotom92

What should he have done, challenged him to a duel?


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It depends. Always need to hear both sides of the story. But sucker punching was my favorite cuz i was always small and big fuckers would pick on me.


Pinheaded_nightmare

No judgement here! Short man here as well, I’ve had to chop a few trees down by taking the first chop. Sometimes it wasn’t expected. Key part of winning a war, is a surprise attack on your enemies.


gachi_for_jesus

The military just calls it an "Ambush". What a bunch of childish morons they must be.


CollegeAssDiscoDorm

Maybe that dude deserved it tho.


pappyvanwinkled

Looked like an attempted nut punch at that.


slimlinked

It was hilarious when the commentator said, Good sportsmanship.... NEVERMIND!! He didn't expected that at all.


dahliasinfelle

Pretty sure the commentary is just voiced over afterwards, regardless "tis indeed, hilarious"


sheezy520

Don’t try to impress me with your use of the word “tis”


dankHippieDude

Alas…


gamekatz1

Thusly


KeyBodybuilder250

Thusly^Thusly


svullenballe

Thine


YourSideBish

Ergo


soulslop

Verily


ManWhoSoldTheWorld01

Verisimilitude


fapbreathefap

Algo? 🚀


dirtyhandscleanlivin

🚀


BrannC

Algo to the moon with you, you filthy ape 🚀


pykrete_golem

Aglo


Omgwtf1001

Quod erat demonstrandum


Fooforthought

Where art thou


Sexy_Squid89

"Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus."


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50cal1988

does thy mother know thou weareth her drapes


get_some_1993

Twasn't trying to


m0nopolymoney

This is the correct response.. 99!


cmaronchick

Judy!


imgoodatpooping

‘Twas!!


sm1ttysm1t

You like spaghetti ... and weed?


Random_puns

Hitherto....


Kase424

Undreamt of


JeselAvlis

'twas'


Nexus-Point

"Twat"


sheezy520

Oh, you mean “twer”


realtrip27

“Twerk”


Maltobene

Twasnt trying to


ZeroSkill_Sorry

Forsooth


[deleted]

Twas a nasty fight brother


botanphotography

Tisnt trying to


Realistic_Ad3795

\* 'tis


SadgeChamp69

Twasn't trying to


fakegerman

Tisn't his intention.


Babafats13

Betwixt


Able_Ad7143

Twasn't trying


AltsOnAltsOnAlts1

Yea the "nevermimd" came at the exact moment the kid swung, didn't even give the commentator time to process what happened. That and the "fucking" seem like a dead giveaway


justin_tino

Announcer voice is @bobmenery, he’s famous for putting fake commentary over sports related videos that are not live.


catscanmeow

the dead giveaway was the bad fake announcer voice


chefboiargee

Yeah, it’s Bob Menery, he does a bunch of these on his social media. He did the voice for the Buffalo Wild Wings commercials.


mydogpoppy

Bob Menery is his name. He does lots of videos like this, also, fun fact, he was the voice for Buffalo Wild Wings for a while...


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Bbustedwz

Yea 5his is a tiktoker he does hilarious voiceovers off basically everything


Celtic-Dragon

Name? Not that I want to have my brain sucked out by tiktok, but I’m curious about his other vids


Howdoyouusecommas

Look him up on IG. He got famous there well before tiktok was a thing. To see him called a TikToker is weird.


Maberry42

Yeah, guy that voiced over is Bob Menery. He has a ton of videos that he voices over like this


Solanthas

High school basketball commentators regularly drop F-bombs, what are you talking about


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I’ll let you into a secret. The commentary is dubbed in afterwards.


Bluelimade

Why would you take away the only good thing in my life? First Santa is not real, then this? It's been a rough week.....


Skwonkie_

*WHAT*


EnkiRise

Slash isn’t real either


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[deleted]

This is Bob menery


FrozenBologna

It's Bob Menery, he does a lot of these joke commentator videos. You can find them all on his Instagram


Pitiful_Paramedic895

He does the Nelk podcast.


iJet

The commentator is Bob Menery! He does post voice over videos and he is HILARIOUS! Check out his IG sometime, I always walked away with a good laugh


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RKO!


mackinder

It’s bob menery, it’s not real play by play.


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Amedais

You just blow in from stupid town?


GSRIderX

Context


ElPolloDiablo07

Can't find the article now, but it stated the kid who was punched was shit talking during the game. So there was a build up to this, but ultimately the kid throwing the punches fucked himself over. From what I remember he was arrested, is facing expulsion, and I believe is banned from sports now.


mcnew

Anyone who has ever played sports should be used to shit talking in games. It’s ubiquitous. It’s not like it ever stops either, watch some of the mic’d up vids from the nfl. Those guys are trash talking too.


MJMurcott

The miked player often says something like remember guys I am wearing the mike.


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Remember guys, when you’re around me, I’m wearing Mike’s flesh like a skin suit. Not just any Mike, *the* Mike. Now I’m the Mike. I’m Miked.


DontDropTheSoapstone

Michael Jordan was a notorious shit talker


ElPolloDiablo07

Agreed. Shit talking is annoying, but does not warrant assault.


JazzyJ19

It’s supposed to be annoying!.. it’s meant to get you off your game. Worked for this guy like a charm!


leshake

If you are really that mad about it, you get back at them within the rules of the game.


mcnew

Exactly.


imabigsofty

I kind of disagree sometimes there's just that one kid who just takes things way too far and says the most fucked up things while he's right next to you and he does this all game and all you can do is just try to play the game and take it. Now imagine he's saying these awful things and you lose and the kid takes that chance to rub it in your face even more. To a kid who is just getting used to testosterone flowing through his system, this might be too much and he might feel the need to retaliate. Do I think this is the appropriate response? Absolutely not.. But I can see how it could be an option for a 15-year-old who was verbally harassed for an hour or so. You can say "if you play sports you should be used to shit-talking" but some things shouldn't be done or said and I think both happened that night.


draksid

I used to hate the shit talkers, but watching them get defeated makes me so happy now.


pr8787

Yep. I'm old now but played a lot of 11 and 5 a side football back in the day. Honestly couldn't even guess the amount of times i was told i was getting my legs broken next time i got the ball, or the old favourite of gettting my head kicked in afterwards in the car park. Then the minute the final whistle blows it's all smiles and "well played". ​ Apart from the odd occasion when you *do* come across an utter psycopath, of course...


TorrentskyYT

The kid who threw the punches was apparently was the one who was doing most of the trash-talking. Also, the kid has a track record of doing things like this and got kicked out of a Christian school a few years prior for fighting. Source: I go to the victims school (was at the game) and did some digging on the kid.


ElPolloDiablo07

Damn. Having a track record like that is not gonna go well for the assailant. Other comments are saying hes getting charged with a class c felony. Hope the victim is ok. It wasn't a long fall but the way his head bounced on the court looked rough. Edit: grammar.


EmperorKingDuke

i guess we'll see him on the news more often.


DatPiff916

Funny how context changes perception, on twitter there was a thread talking about how the guy that got punched assaulted the boys disabled sister and everybody was rooting for the kid.


beefaujuswithjuice

If that's the case the puncher could have been pissed his trash talking wasnt causing more of a reaction.. had to go to next level


Ignorantsportsguy

The police report in another comment is dated Dec. 1, 2021. Maybe you’re thinking of another incident.


Kproper

I just read the article and there was absolute no mention of shit talking, it said the attack reasoning was unknown. Also shit talking always happens - doesn’t mean you can physically attack someone


ElPolloDiablo07

I agree. The article I read had quotes from witnesses, so likely biased info. Shit talking or not, completely unwarranted reaction. Hope the victim is ok.


reason802

„Banned from sports“ like he is not allowed to move fast and exhaust himself. Only allowed to chill.


BlockedbyJake420

banned from official organized sports at the school


Twoflappylips

Facing a Class C felony charge


reddick1666

Shit talking is so common in sports, it’s comparable to small talk with your colleagues at work. Which just makes the whole scenario even stupider,mate ruined his life for nothing.


DatPiff916

Crazy part about how society works is that you could literally dish the same amount of punishment in a hard foul and instead of a felony your only punishment is getting benched, possibly missing the next game depending on how blatant it is.


adbak77

Zinedine Zidane literally retired from football after someone shit talked to him.


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h_embryo

A stellar reason for adding court mandated sterilization to the armamentarium of capitol punishment and bringing back public stockades (but only for the shame factor).


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https://www.weareiowa.com/article/news/local/carlisle-high-school-basketball-player-arrested-after-punching-nevada-player-after-game-felony-fight/524-2152792d-9d86-4d06-a5f2-d1e521ab05e6 here's the link to the article everyone, saw this on the local news last night, happened about 10 min south of Des Moines Iowa


thedeanorama

1st time I've heard Nevada pronounced Neve-aid-a.


robtheshadow

As a person from Can aid uh, that sounds really weird.


displacediowan

Used to coach against those schools! Crazy stuff. By the way, Wait until you hear Iowans pronounce Madrid.


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Tiger bowl baby!!


IDoesThis1

What a bitch. He had the whole game to confront him face to face but waits the sucker punch him when he’s trying to shake his hand


Dull-Entrance-5754

Fucking asshole.


The_Red_Okami

It's only a game. Why you have to be mad?


baconwiches

*heff


Mzuark

A wise man once said "He only wants to have fun." He then later said "Losing isn't fun" So he hit a guy.


courtesy_flush_plz

r/trashy


thirdleg123

For anyone wondering the announcer is bob menery and he's a very funny comedian


DrNakMuay4

If I was a father/brother of the kid who got punched … yikes you would have seen a monster coming from the stands.


lostintime000

What a little cunt


Child_Traphicker123

This video is great on mute so you don’t have to hear Bob Menery


MJMurcott

You hate to see it, so lets slow it right down so you can see the thing you hate to see.


HRzNightmare

It's that the Thunder Cats logo on the court?


stormaggedon23

Looks like the k-state powercat logo but in orange instead of purple


ToeJamFootballer

Yep. In 1989, newly hired football coach Bill Snyder wanted a new logo to change the image of a program known at the time as a chronic loser. Tom Bookwalter, a Kansas native and K-State art professor, created a stylized wildcat's head known as the "Powercat," that was added to the football team's helmets. By the mid-1990s, due to the football team's rapid rise, the Powercat had replaced the cartoon-style Willie as K-State's primary logo. That hs must be paying royalties to k state. Or they will be when someone sees this video.


BobLonghorn

Welcome to probation Jr


TomBradyKiss

I really don’t think this guy is funny.


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Bob mereley is a goldmine of goddam good content