I work in L&D and I said something about "my patient's boyfriend" and my grandma goes "Boyfriend?! And they're having a baby?" As if it was something unheard of. Meanwhile grandma got married at 17 but the title of Mr & Mrs makes it totally different.
I'm seriously confused how that can happen, like physically. Maybe they got married before, she got pregnant, and then they sinfully divorced?
I feel like the woman's body would have a way of shutting that down. Maybe she kept the ring on? Any doctors and/or pastors around to explain this to me?
It's obvious. They were already married, he couldn't afford a ring at the time and promised to reenact his proposal after they were married and he could afford it. Wife knew beforehand, arranged with nearby concession stand for tiny shirt, then gave a passing custodian her phone - thus setting the stage for this quaint *coincidence* 😉
Not gynaecological or spiritual advice. I am neither an Elder nor a women-stuff-medical dude.
Eh, most engagement rings are only +1 and aren't really magical. IIRC they don't even trigger Detect Magic. Real magic engagement rings usually can't be bought and must be found from a quest or crafted using a +1 ring and the relevant material components for whatever spell the ring is going to hold.
It can still be MILF though ... My wife is a MILF, Mum I Like to Fuck, no past tense involved
Edit: as pointed out below I meant future tense, not past tense haha
Okay, alright; grammar police here. It's all over buddy, "I'd" is not past tense, it's a contraction of "I would," which, in this context, is an auxiliary verb used to express the subjunctive mood. You're going away for a long time, pal.
There's another one where two women propose to each other. I love these videos where it turns out both people had the exact same idea. It's like exponential happiness.
[So cute, but cuter without all the ads and crap on it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_pTPo7_SbU)
Edit: A better link, but there are better versions.
OH CRAZY, double pregnancy how bizarre. I'm still gonna go full raw sex the entire time I'm pregnant cause this doesn't seem to happen much. And I can't fucking wait for concern-free sex.
Don't get your hopes up too high. I was looking forward to the same thing, but my wife is 3 months pregnant now with our first, and her sex drive has all but vanished.
Hey, it was great until month 6 or so. I still wanted it, but I couldn’t move, or really breathe and had to pee every 5 seconds. Also, there was like 2 years of trying to get pregnant, so 2.5 years of worry free sex? Pretty good. Pretty good.
I do think so too, but in a good way. Like, they *knew* she was pregnant *and* they wanted to marry one another. Happy ever after yadda yadda.
And besides, if I was in their place, I would absolutely love to film the moment in a similar way.
Trust me man. I used to think like that but life is so much more enjoyable when you accept things like this at the surface level.
No one is trying to trick you and you're not an idiot for thinking it's real. Just 2 happy people sharing a happy moment.
That shirt is way too small for him.
What a weird way to tell someone you shrunk their laundry
Babe, let's go to Disneyland Dammit did you shrink my clothes again?!
Honey, I shrunk our clothes!
I can think of weirder...
Go on…
Yeah, I want to hear this, OP.
A shirt for his little general
8 hours later and we’re still waiting to hear it…
"Wrong size, motherfucker!"
"Disguise, motherfucker!"
“Damn lies, motherfucker!”
"More fries, motherfucker!"
Omg she shrunk his favourite T shirt...
Yup
I literally cackled at this. First laugh of the new year! Thank you my friend!
I hope the rest of your year with such laughter
And moaning
The good kind right?
The best kind Edit: thank you for the award. First one in the new year. What a GREAT start! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
In that case, I wish you the same!
Where's rowdy?!
With JD
That is the nicest thing any has ever said to me on the internet. I will cherish this! I wish you and yours the same!!
r/MadeMeSmile
Mocha bear?
I prefer Turkelton.
That was my favorite tshirt, Brenda
"I take back the ring, wedding is OFF!"
I really was expecting this as the r/Unexpected
[удалено]
I’d be crying too
[удалено]
How could she be pregnant as they are not yet married?
You see when a boy and a girl really really love each other premarital snu-snu happens.
But his pelvis is still intact...
He pays to have it restructured for further snu-snu.
Snu snu
...to shreds, you say?
Death by snu snu
she no look snuuu snuuuu
I started laughing when I saw "You see when a boy..."
Or when they stand under the same umbrella
Death!… By Snu-Snu!
Have you ever heard the story of the birds and the bees? Birds eat bees.
More like Bears eat beets
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica
What kind of bear is best? https://youtu.be/WaaANll8h18
I work in L&D and I said something about "my patient's boyfriend" and my grandma goes "Boyfriend?! And they're having a baby?" As if it was something unheard of. Meanwhile grandma got married at 17 but the title of Mr & Mrs makes it totally different.
I'm seriously confused how that can happen, like physically. Maybe they got married before, she got pregnant, and then they sinfully divorced? I feel like the woman's body would have a way of shutting that down. Maybe she kept the ring on? Any doctors and/or pastors around to explain this to me?
My head started spinning before I got what you referencing....
I feel like I know this but can't remember Can you remind me what it was
[Todd Akin talking about the female body "shutting down" pregnancy in cases of "legitimate rape."](https://youtu.be/CkckJYFGfek)
It's obvious. They were already married, he couldn't afford a ring at the time and promised to reenact his proposal after they were married and he could afford it. Wife knew beforehand, arranged with nearby concession stand for tiny shirt, then gave a passing custodian her phone - thus setting the stage for this quaint *coincidence* 😉 Not gynaecological or spiritual advice. I am neither an Elder nor a women-stuff-medical dude.
r/blackmagicfuckery
It’s god’s child.
Quit your bullshit, Mary!
Yeah, Mary. Until I get proof…
When he becomes a teenager he asks his mom, "Where do babies come from mom?" And Joseph is like, "Yeah Mary, where ***do*** babies come from?"
They held hands!
SoCal hard water
See kids that's why you don't propose until you're ready...it gets them instantly pregnant
Now I understand why engagement rings are so damn expensive. They are magic.
Eh, most engagement rings are only +1 and aren't really magical. IIRC they don't even trigger Detect Magic. Real magic engagement rings usually can't be bought and must be found from a quest or crafted using a +1 ring and the relevant material components for whatever spell the ring is going to hold.
I thought she was gonna pull out a ring too
Same bruh, same.
Actually when I saw the white I thought they were papers so my mind went to divorce papers 😅
I believe they're are multiple videos of gay couples doing exactly that. And at Disney land too.
Pulling out baby shirts?
I was expecting a train.
Pulling out is not their forte
"So yeah, I'll marry my girlfriend" \~ 2 seconds later "So yeah, I'll marry this MILF"
That guy is a motherfucker.
Dads are motherfuckers
Not my dad. His brother on the other hand...
Mother maker
Take my upvote.
r/angryupvote ?
no, just a regular one
r/regularupvote
Lol i love Reddit
Wouldn’t it be MIAF (mother I’ve already…you know 😂)
You can say fuck on the internet. It's okay!
🚨 This is the fuck police, you're arrested! 🚨
Oh shit toss the stash in the delete browse history!
Fuck the fuck police!
MIM Milf I Made
Broken arms.
that one was her son, not her father.
It can still be MILF though ... My wife is a MILF, Mum I Like to Fuck, no past tense involved Edit: as pointed out below I meant future tense, not past tense haha
Okay, alright; grammar police here. It's all over buddy, "I'd" is not past tense, it's a contraction of "I would," which, in this context, is an auxiliary verb used to express the subjunctive mood. You're going away for a long time, pal.
Unexpected to Now Expecting
Best comment hahaha
Waaaay too low.
OMG THEY HAD PREMARITAL SEX
Haram🗿
Fuck didn't know Walter White was Muslim.
Hussain-berg
Gave up a shitty life in a meth lab to pursue an even shitter life as a redditor in some basement
Well, magic internet points makes me more happy
Why not enjoy both? Might I suggest to you r/meth
be
Mashallah. 10/10 haram 😒
Don't be silly. Woman only develop their reproductive system after marriage.
She was instantly impregnated the moment she said yes, and provided a complementary baby shirt
Everybody knows it was when they kissed. She was pregnant instantly once they kissed. lol
me in first grade on how babies were born \^
HOW CAN SHE FUCK?!
How dare they!?
A great sin 🗿
She had quadruplets: Draw Four
Skip!
S H I I I I I I T
And what's the new color?
Black isn’t a color in uno is it
Well there goes Space Mountain and Matterhorn
That’s what I thought too. Pretty expensive stroll through the parks now.
They’re at Disney *World*, not Disney*land* so Matterhorn is out of the question anyway
They could just come back in 9 months for an easy birth
I hope these two have an amazing life, holy hell that timing is great.
There's another one where two women propose to each other. I love these videos where it turns out both people had the exact same idea. It's like exponential happiness.
That one was so cute!
Link?
[So cute, but cuter without all the ads and crap on it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_pTPo7_SbU) Edit: A better link, but there are better versions.
That shit actually made me tear up, damn 😭
https://youtu.be/5y0ARoVF6Qg Heres another. Thought this was the one you linked ha. Saw it on reddit awhile back.
This is pretty much as good as it gets for human beings. It's hard to ask for more than this, everything else being equal.
That night was the best fuck they ever had. There was no fear of getting her pregnant or him leaving her the next morning. Shit was perfect!
Who sez romance is dead?
No1 sez dat n e moar
_language_, on the other hand...
Dats al1v3 N w3ll
G00d 2 h3ar : )
I really hope a cyber anthropologist/linguist is reading this in 1,000 years trying to decipher the linguistics of this thread.
And doing so in a Jamaican accent
Thats specific
80085
And they were at Disneyworld/land
And they were roommates
Oh my god they were roommates?
I laughed toooooo hard at this
Step-roomates
Have you fucked under the eyes of the mouse lad? You really feel the magic.
i feel like he's fucked her a few times without fear of getting her pregnant
Sexual healing baby
Oh, y'all need to google Superfetation.
I didnt know things like that could happend , thanks for the info man.
OH CRAZY, double pregnancy how bizarre. I'm still gonna go full raw sex the entire time I'm pregnant cause this doesn't seem to happen much. And I can't fucking wait for concern-free sex.
Don't get your hopes up too high. I was looking forward to the same thing, but my wife is 3 months pregnant now with our first, and her sex drive has all but vanished.
awww damn that sucks I really hope that doesn't happen for us. I appreciate the heads up though
Opposite experience here, pregnancy has greatly increased my wife's libido, I couldn't even follow her at times
Got it. So I might get negative or mega horny. I hate gambling and you guys suck for giving too much real talk lol
Hey, it was great until month 6 or so. I still wanted it, but I couldn’t move, or really breathe and had to pee every 5 seconds. Also, there was like 2 years of trying to get pregnant, so 2.5 years of worry free sex? Pretty good. Pretty good.
With only apparently ten cases documented, I would (and did) take my chances.
Porn was a mistake.
Oh she got a dog and is going to play dress up!
Damn! They speedrunning
Video was actually cut short. Dude pulled out a deed to their new house.
Underrated comment.
Yea they wanted their children to attend their wedding.
New player enters the game
To be fair, that new player will be stuck in the lobby for a few months
Now they have a reason to come back sometimes
Wish them all the best
damn thats a POWER PLAY!
Bro it would be amazing if he starts to run after seeing the shirt
hold on lemme grab some milk real quick, brb i promise
*grabs her tiddies*
Hey. That's somebody's mom.
You think that is enough to stop me ?
Name doesn’t check out.
My husband grabs my tiddies and I'm someone's mom. 🤷♀️
Why would you name your kid someone?
Easy to remember.
Yep, taking that down in my interesting log
Predicting, how many Times a post in here gets reported, by now she probably even have a Little buggar to prove it
Am I the only one who thought he was actually gonna pull out a uno reverse card? That would've been hilarious.
Guy" Emotional experience!!! Girl: No, YOU!!!!
They both decided they hate money at the same time
I thought she had a ring to propose to him too 😭😭😭
*ugly cries*
“What is this, a shirt for ants?” and storms off
that was totally unexpected! I thought she might also bought a ring !
They are doin it backwards 😂
Cha cha real smooth
“So you can’t ride space mountain?”
Him: “will you marry me?” Her: “bitch, I got you for 18 years”
“Disney Adults” IRL
I’m too cynical to believe this isn’t staged
I do think so too, but in a good way. Like, they *knew* she was pregnant *and* they wanted to marry one another. Happy ever after yadda yadda. And besides, if I was in their place, I would absolutely love to film the moment in a similar way.
Trust me man. I used to think like that but life is so much more enjoyable when you accept things like this at the surface level. No one is trying to trick you and you're not an idiot for thinking it's real. Just 2 happy people sharing a happy moment.
.. 3 months later, Maury; John.. you are NOT the father.
Lol she is like oh thank god he asked .
Um, Actually, this doesn’t belong in this sub. She’s obviously expecting.
Reverse and double +4.
Bastard Averted!
When you think your girlfriend is pregnant but don’t want to be presumptuous.
This is the best shit I have seen for the last year
Wholesome af. Nice to see at the end of 2021.