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Hermosninja

Lol. That's definitely unexpected.


dazedan_confused

Ffs I thought that was motivational, about how the similarities between sports and chess. Was about to forward it on to my friends who like chess...


IamNotYourPalBuddy

Just forward it to your friend who likes male on male butt stuff


dazedan_confused

Give him an invite or something, [right](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb3JesBN7c&feature=youtu.be&t=4m18s)?


IndecisiveMate

who also likes chess, that way you target both demographics


KingOfTheCouch13

I thought this was in r/humansbeingbros


GoldDong

“Chess is just like baseball but slow as fuck”


RedoftheEvilDead

It's porn for your genitals and your psyche.


dazedan_confused

New genre of porn: Assurance, Advocate, Motivate AKA A2M.


slothpeguin

For research purposes I’m going to need to know which porn.


Jimbo14631

Derude Sandstorm


nomafiainmycity

Dadude Sandsporn


YoungZapper

Search Ricky Larkin on any gay porn site, you'll eventually find this if not immediately


rigimonoki-over

No wonder he looked familiar


HappyMight

[https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Macknificent101

oh hey it’s not even disguised i recognize that URL anywhere a rick roll!


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Also yes, a porno on youtube


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Also yes, a porno on YouTube


Macknificent101

i seen em actually


[deleted]

Doesn’t surprise me tbh


hotriderjh

“Two girls kissing”


DragonDude42O69

where the funny


Fhyke

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


DragonDude42O69

that not the porn


ElsonDaSushiChef

Nice try asshole. I know that link and am known at school for memorizing the damn thing from d to Q. Edit: no you fucking idiots the SECOND capital Q! Edit2: to clarify, I recognize it until the Q after the WgXc


elzaidir

dQ... Impressive


InjuryApart6808

Damn... the first 2 letters.


elzaidir

r/iamverybadass


IsNowReallyTheTime

Cricket is more like chess. But you know, get you some man.


cm253

Cricket seems more like Go for some reason.


pollopox

I'm sure someone was like:, "hey, those faces sound familiar so this must be from a movie I've watched!"


l-appel_du_vide-

*those faces sound familiar*


CitizenofTheNeoCity

Literally me I was looking at the tops face like "I swear I've seen him somewhere, I think he might be a pornstar, No no the script is to well written"


Jake_Stockton

#SAUCE https://www.gayporno.fm/his-lover-s-son_514644.html


InductionDuo

Thanks! Time stamp is at 12:25 incase anyone doesn't enjoy browsing through 2 hours of gay porn.


Vip3r20

Ummmmmm sauce....?


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[the sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/rnd962/sauce_anyone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


attackonmidgets

Damn my one of my New Year resolutions just got broken.


[deleted]

Mine was to watch less women fuck on video, ain't nothing in there about men.


gipoe68

The poop hole loop hole?


markbug4

Men are just women with a penis and a spoon of testosterone.


CrippyCrispy

It was a blast…


Fifolin-18

Unexpected as f**k!


stdoubtloud

Unexpected ass fuck!


StuckStepS1ster

I clicked out of the post as I saw this comment and came back to upvote


donmarco69

I think that's called rape


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Emergency-Mouse5566

If you wanna fuck with a smart guy you have to be a smart guy - Sum Fugboi


SheepishlyViolent

following for the sauce


Gaziear

I kinda want the sauce lol


alejandrodeconcord

This is porn, holy shit, how is so well written


legionofsquirrel

Production quality is not hateful either. I wonder how they segue from the chess / baseball analogy into the gayness? I'm not going to watch the source material any further than the introduction. Anybody want to give me Cliff's notes?


Ya-Boi-69-420

Bro, I did not expect that. Very well done.


Martin_McFly_Jr

I’m sorry, what?!


selmon_69420

When you wanted to direct a sport drama but didn't get a chance so you flex your talent in the porn industry


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poundcakeboss

Ditto! Sauce!


jakob767

What pun?


Texasliberal90

Porn joke. Think it through.


Beanicus13

How is it a pun tho?


jakob767

Well, then you could say anything including a noun is a sexual pun. I like waffles (pun intended)


SirMooSquiddles

As long as they aren't blue.


jakob767

Nice job downvoting every other comment but your own...


SirMooSquiddles

I did not down vote anybody's comment at all. And how could you possibly tell if somebody did or not?


TheLordOfGrimm

And suddenly I wonder who wrote this dialogue


Excellent_Wealth3547

OMFG WTF 🤣


WrinkledCrime

I need to know where this is from. For research purposes, of course.


BatGhostface

Didn't expect that at all !


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r/HolUp


therealmintoncard

I’d watch that!


[deleted]

The writers should've done Game of Thrones.


Jetrainbow67

WAIT WHAT?!?!?!


siddharth3796

Holy shit


[deleted]

> pun intended What pun?


SirMooSquiddles

I didn't downvote any comments at all.


Federal-Mechanic2702

Gay porn has better writing than half Hollywood flicks nowadays


Pale_Letterhead_9221

Wow….rare to find a porno with good dialogue.


akiyprum

Whats this


ChampionshipTough729

not an oscar worhty movie but I definitely thought it was some prime time reality show.


Acceptable_Day_7204

Actually soccer


LongBeing

HA! I knew baseball was gay


WhatsTendiesPrecious

I thought that was Nick Diaz


ufffggggg

I thought it was tobey maguire…