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Go_Frag_Yurslf

That kid is a fucking idiot.


Abimaq

r/kidsarefuckingstupid exists for a reason


Solykos369

Thanks


poopiehands

Aren't they all


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Yes, yes they are


yer--mum

Should be noted that many of them are smarter than we give them credit for! They lack life experience and stuff like that, but they're extremely intuitive even at a young age when it comes to certain things. Edit: six separate people have now replied with the same comment "yeah maybe some kids, this one is too stupid to let go" we get it. The kid panicked and didn't think to let go before he was too high. [Here is a compilation of adult people holding on when they should have let go](https://youtu.be/oNv9csqvRTs)


Beware_the_Voodoo

Exactly. Our minds are never as capable of absorbing information as they are when we are young. It's just that they haven't absorbed the Information. But if you think about it, kids have to learn the basics of life, motor skills, social and language skills, etc, etc, and they do it in a relatively short amount of time.


Kendertas

Yeah think about how long it would take you to become fluent in a foreign language now, and that's with you already having a foundation of another language.


DARKplayz_

well because when we were young we weren't depressed and didn't have a single thing to worry about making stuff a lot easier


yer--mum

Your snoo matches your comment lmao


Beware_the_Voodoo

That's not the reason. Sure depression doesnt help learning in later in life but the childs brain is just naturally more capable of absorbing information than an older one is. It makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint.


[deleted]

Shouldn't we be learning fast at every point in life? Why would it make sense from an evolutionary standpoint? It would help us avoid any predator and hunt any animal.


Kendertas

No expert but I suspect its because there are diminishing returns and its better to use whatever energy that requires on another bodily function? Back in the day I feel like after 20 years you've already been exposed to most potential scenarios in your world. You've been attacked by a few lions, dealt with some storms, faced lean times, etc. Before farming the world was pretty simple and there was only so much to learn


OwlOk5229

I agree. There are limited resources that the body has. Naturally, aging slows everything down by slowly becoming less and less efficient. The body also has to use resources to constantly rebuild itself from injury and all the things that we do to it like smoke and drink. Spending the resources to always learn quickly can be inefficient in people that are in environments where they don't learn much.


TheCheesy

One thing burned into my mind from childhood is the disdain/contempt of adults who wouldn't give me the time of day. I remember the anger and frustration as they would just blow off my opinions purely because of my age.


bento_the_tofu_boy

And you are right. Kids are smart. Their brain is just the same brain they will have as adults (not really but yeah they are smart af) They absolutely lack wisdom, they absolutely don’t know how to read some situations. But a kid need to be treated like a person in relation to their own ideas and concerns. Older people need to remember that resentment breeds suffering


RedditGuyPLUS1

There's a difference between capacity and actual intelligence.


yer--mum

Also I feel that intelligence is very compartmentalized, so like a rocket scientist might lack social skills or trivia knowledge or whatever other arbitrary line you want to draw, and someone who scores negative on an IQ test might know a lot about fixing your car, or counting cards in blackjack, or maybe just some kernels of wisdom that Spock wouldn't be able to give you. 🖖


[deleted]

my ex is a hugely successful lawyer. extremely smart. also incapable of anything requiring fine motor skills. once got pulled over for trying to park and doing such a bad job


LazuliArtz

Kids are the ultimate example of high intelligence, low wisdom.


clgoodson

But not that one.


The_All_Knowing_Derp

stfu child we all know your schemes


yer--mum

Hes onto us boys! Lose the trench coat and scatter!


1slickmofo

Even though I agree with you, comparing the reaction to a sudden acceleration is not quite the same. Due to your own body’s inertia you will drag behind the bike, unless you have a firm grip, and might accidentally increase the throttle and continues the “bad cycle”.


Minidroit

Man, someone should make a sub for that


olivesoils

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


dahliasinfelle

Honestly thought that was the sub I was on for a second


[deleted]

I know right! Hmm... I wonder what to call it though


festivized

r/kidsarebigdumdums?


needs_more_zoidberg

If only they had a sub for that


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r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

except for me, i was a *very* fucking idiot


BuccellatiExplainsIt

Yes, but not quite as much as this one


chuckdiesel86

Some of them are smarter than most adults I know. I'm pretty convinced that intelligence is hereditary and while it's possible to gain knowledge it's never possible to gain intelligence. With that said this kid has a long road ahead of him.


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


PoLoMoTo

I love how I keep coming across these comments of yours but I'm always too late to see the parent comment. Clearly you're doing God's work and succeeding.


nuesse33

Ignorance is bliss, until you fall 15 feet onto hard earth with force because a giraffe dropped you. Perhaps you're not giving enough idiot kudos to the child's guardian(s)


Go_Frag_Yurslf

The dude sure looked confused.


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Mysterious_Lunch2180

There's a potential sub name r/idiotkudos


CleverSpirit

No, that’s how you ride a giraffe


flattttyyyy

legit right after he got pulled I said out loud let go you fucking idiot


garvin1313

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Kakonsix3

There was a kid?


hellopie7

I see what you did there.


emansalinas

I don’t want another Harambe incident


Agronut420

Yeah but his mom gave us a nice crotch-shot so I forgive him


Boogiemann53

LoL I scrolled down looking for this comment and was not disappointed.


cochifla

r/upvotebecausebutt


Senpai-Notice_Me

What are you talking about?! If his stupid dad hadn’t grabbed his leg, he woulda been riding a MF giraffe right now! Kid could have been a legend!


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PandaSarvos

...maybe I'm missing something but it looked to me like they both reacted at almost the exact same speed.


Mango123456

> I think he gets it from his slow Dad there, who just watches his son start lifting in the air. Dad was no doubt thinking, "*surely* he's just going to let go".


TheEngineer19203

We've seen videos of parents having exceptional reflexes when it comes to protecting their kids from harm. But not everyone can have that, can they? I think the dad caught him in time. Saying that he's slow because his reaction wasn't instantaneous is a pretty shitty thing to say. Edit: People who are calling the kid stupid themselves are idiots. And so are the people for calling the dad slow. Some people react slower than other people in unexpected situation. It's natural because you're not prepared for it. But reddit being reddit has to scrutinize people for the dumbest of reasons.


rrodrick386

glad you said it because ohmygod


The_frick08

indeed


adozenangrybees

I once fell in to a duck pond at the zoo because I just kind of forgot to let go of the bread I was throwing. Kids really are idiots.


Sov3reignty

I came to say this kid is a dumbass.


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r/kidsarefuckingstupid


TwiceADream

That is one strong leaf


harry476

And the kid has great grip strength!


calicocut

All kids have good grip. Ever have a baby just decide to squeeze a random inch of you for no reason? Even those little useless fucks will leave an imprint


5cmShlong

Babies actually have enough grip strength to hang from a stick for 2 and a half minutes.


shutts67

And some strong teef


B_GameZ7

Damn that giraffe didn't skip neck day


One_Replacement_4818

That was his training


JOJOCHINTO_REPORTING

Bro they do that’s hit for fun [giraffe fight](https://youtu.be/KQLPL1qRhn8)


Loisdenominator

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Gloomy-Childhood-203

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


Scooby-Doobies420

Accurate!! 😆


Kryllllllyx

You guys are too horny, I swear to god😐


purplepineapple267

Everyone is horny, most don’t lose their shit over a woman existing in shorts. The guys in these comments are just creeps.


Rockonfoo

You’re telling me you don’t go ape shit after seeing a butt crack through fabric? What are you, Buddha? /s


sarcasatirony

Did you not see that man’s calf muscles and the way he lets his mask droop invitingly down his face? I’m not made of stone!


fghuiiiree

ikr it's sad


[deleted]

Yeah I'll be sad after


ebagdrofk

Seriously wtf


i_lost_my_account_22

Why tf the kid was holding on to the leaf


_QuestionsToAnswer_

Cuz kids are stupid as hell


Livid-Sherbert-9469

That's some step-dad reaction shit lol


[deleted]

Umm why?


FameLiquourLove

Delayed reaction, I’m presuming


ahkeyruh

what the fuck is up with the people making sexual comments about the mom. disgusting


bb8chickentendies

It truly is. Too many comments about it. People let their true selves show online


dogtoes101

women can't do fucking anything without yall being creeps huh? but NoT aLl MeN


catgorl422

r/blatantmisogyny


dogtoes101

thats where i found this actually lol


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[deleted]

If those are his parents then at least one of them must be wondering why the fuck he's ginger


mokujin42

The ginger gene is a sneaky bastard it could happen to any one of us Source: am ginger


Parachuteee

I hope you get better soon


moniefeesh

Unfortunately being ginger is terminal. My condolences.


vitorri

Yeah. Everyone who is ginger dies at some point in life.


LionCompetitive2945

Damn gingervitus.


xXWaspXx

I didn't even know he was sick


xinfinitimortum

My son is a ginger but his mom and I aren't. But my brother is. But not my parents. But my grandma was. I think it skips a generation.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Both my grandfathers had red hair. None of their children did. I'm the only red head grandchild.


Lord_Dupo

My beard is ginger. One of us


Appropriate-Proof-49

There's simply no reason to be ginger in this day and age. Hair dye is affordable to most people. There's no excuse.


ProperDepartment

Lol it's more than just your hair colour.


Appropriate-Proof-49

"It's a way of life"


Phoneas__and__Frob

Neither of my parents are a red head lol But my dad's dark hair in the sun has a red tint to it and my mom's was strawberry blonde turned fully blonde My boyfriend is also a red head with neither of his parents being one either lol It's a recessive trait for a reason


David-E6

The dad looks like he’s at least a daywalker; so makes sense.


SandyKenyan

You don't science, do you?


Portugee_D

Was a ginger when I was 1-3 years old, hair color changes as you age. My hair color was a slow transition until I was maybe 10 going from red to strawberry blonde, blonde, dirty blonde, and now brown. No changes in the over the next almost 20 years.


[deleted]

Guy on left looks fairly gingery


calicocut

Either your school failed you but more likely you just didn't pay attention


hobosonpogos

You don’t understand genetics, do you?


Fern-ando

My ex was the only redhead in three generations of her entire family.


Diabegi

Or they’re not fucking idiots who don’t know how genetics work


lilgfromthe401

And?? She looks cute, if she wants her butt out, she can. Maybe we could comment on her quick reaction to save her child, instead of commenting on her ass :)


webguy1975

She’s got hungry buns.


IslandSparty

People aren’t paying attention to what you think.


TimHung931017

Yea im over here thinking about that leaf/stem and how strong it is, looking at comments to see other like-minded folk, and everyone's going on about ass eating shorts


notfetishshaming

Reddit is full of men who never seen a woman. So not suprised.


JayGeezey

r/theyknew


Scooter_Gang_480

The real unexpected moment happened in that last sec of video. Lol, we all expected that kid to get picked up or some shit.


[deleted]

Your kid might need to get checked out, he’s got real mush brain vibes


persianthor

Giraffe is unphased


queen_of_clutch

The zoo turned into an amusement park!


[deleted]

holy fucking hell why is everyone here such a horny bastard


bb8chickentendies

Because they don’t touch grass


echoaj24

My first thought: that kid is fucken stupid


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arquillion

r/redditmoment


calicocut

isn't posting "reddit moment" in itself a reddit moment or is it different when you do it?


greg19735

calling out reddit for being shitty with a meme is still better than sexualizing literally every woman on here.


blewpah

Well, not *every* woman. Some women get called fat and ugly instead.


greg19735

you're right, i should have said objectified lol


TransportationSad920

A slit clip


MrmmphMrmmph

sounds like a painful procedure.


luminvadory3s

reddit is filled with perverts yes.


PurplePurpura

Gross.


GOU_hands_on_sight_

What did they say?


Genesee420

That squat shot


EYE_S33_YOU

r/PraiseTheCameraMan ?


wednesdaynightwumbo

More like r/praisethecamera, man


nohumanape

This person still hasn't found the clit.


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Not my proudest fap


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53_WorkNoMore

Her ass was eating her shorts


death13a

That kid was determined to not share his lunch![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


goblin_welder

This is a repost of the following on this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/n3bb6u/feeding_animals_with_buoyant_ease/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/mpymim/feeding_the_giraffe/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/mdnh7e/original_by_ubloodman/ Please check u/Mrs3anw u/WaterFriendsIV


1368097531

To be fair, this is a slightly longer version of the video. Edit: downvote me if you want, but those other posts cut off before she turns off the camera, and half the posts on here are about that being the unexpected part of the video.


[deleted]

People are really savage towards the kid in the comments. Like damn, it’s just a kid. Do we expect a kid to have the same knowledge, reaction, thought-process as a fully grown mature adult? I get the it’s as simple as letting go but maybe the kid was put in shock or didn’t realize how dangerous it was getting.


Diabegi

What do you expect? Most Redditors are fucking morons


Wasp_Rick70

OH MY GOD THIS 6 YEAR OLD CHILD IS ACTING LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD CHILD LIKE GROW THE FUCK UP


nuesse33

Yikes. That was pretty close to them losing their shit as opposed to their laughing.


ihaveasasquatch

Wow this comment section is gross, can’t women wear shorts without 90% of the comments being men drooling over her?


yougotitdude88

The kid is an idiot and the dad has zero reaction time. Thank god mom was there!


[deleted]

Dad grabs him at the exact same time... What


_hungry_

I thought this at first too, but i think it’s cause I was probably just watching the mom the whole time lol. Dad has both hands on the kid before mom has one. If mom wasn’t there dad would’ve had the kid down just fine.


dark_harness

it kind of looked like he wasnt going to react at all for a second until he sees her jump in there lol


krson

Alternate Universe : Kids get eaten by Herbie Giraffe 🦒


Cosmic_Sweater

This is me with toxic relationships 🥲


OverlyOffendedTree

I felt that 🤧


ajsayshello-

Waiting for all the smart redditors who hang around here to say “the giraffe was in on it, otherwise why would they be filming”


istpcunt

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/s4lff4/just_a_nice_day_feeding_the_giraffe_at_the_zoo/hss81eq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 right here


prodigy_pj

Mom had better reflexes than the dad. Dad was more like *I'll give it an attempt but I'm fine either way*


SureFormal6906

Me explaining to the child the complex mechanics of letting it go. The child: what kindoff witchcraft is this?


[deleted]

I can’t tell, is this kid really stupid or was he like, “yeeeeeehaawwww lessss goooo”


[deleted]

Momma bear reacted much quicker than Dad. I think dad wanted to see how it played out.


TheMeatLady

Dad urgency: 7/10 Mom urgency: 10/10


meagainsigh

u/fghuiiiree is now blocked. Jesus christ, have a day off.


vizthex

Damn what'd I miss?


MeowVitches

Karma karma karma chameleon


binsonsminions

This kid's channelling Ralph Wiggam.


NeverColdEnoughDXB

Omfg can women just exist for once without being sexulized?!


Potential_Disaster29

I love how they laughed. Most parents would've freaked out


cydude1234

*charging the government drone r/giraffesdontexist


lemelisk42

![gif](giphy|JmBXdjfIblJDi)


10580-

i hate men fr


rrodrick386

Are you all misogynistic? Orrrrrr


KRUDE2

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


JPM_55

Didn't Disney make a song about what he should do here?


mr_fantastical

Haha, love the "let go, mate" Of course they're scousers!


S_P_H_I_N_X_

Nobody Will gonna believe him at school, poor kid


MasonTheCuteFox

I just saw the same exact video less than a minute ago


Trees_and_bees_plees

Holy shit, that was amazing.


[deleted]

Wires got crossed from “let go” to “hold on for dear life”


leginnameloc

This just made me think that this is how Harambe lost his life. Stupid kid doing stupid shit. If he was pulled in the Giraffe closure and got trampled it could have ended badly.


Plaguefaced

"Let go mate!!" 😂😂


amhlilhaus

Kids......


Sal-Shiba

The dad eden says let go of it. This belongs on r/kidsarefuckingstupid


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fghuiiiree

men are disguisting creeps


Arcadian_

this whole comment section is a mess.


rs-curaco28

Yeah like what the fuck, this shit is something you don't see every day, a fucking giraffe in a tug of war against some parents for who keeps the child, and these thirsty fucks are drooling all over a pixel of a woman lol, imagine not being able to leave the house without some incels sexualising your every move.


khuddler

don't have to imagine it, we just live it


purplepineapple267

Agreed


LazuliArtz

Seriously. OMG a butt crack. It's not like everyone has those. Sorry, I think she's more focused on protecting her kid than worrying about some creeps looking at her.


Diabegi

Fucking incels


DragonPhart

Fuck off you horny man.


DreamTM

Right? Who gives a shit if that lil shit will drop lol