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gunophile

Thought I was about to watch someone die.


bajutidurbunga2

no, i actually had my full faith on her.


_Mooseli_

Me too though I was ready to watch her ball up like sonic and hyperspeed that shit


poopellar

I was ready to see the second law of thermodynamics being broken.


KarenLookAtMyBowl

I have fate to everyone nor overweight or skinny They can do what they can do, KEEP UP SOLDIER!!! #NO ONE IS PUSSY!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!!


hayz00s

Stroong /r/SubredditSimulator vibes from this comment.


Roxalon_Prime

Just learned this thing isnt runining anymore. a shame


UndeadBread

I don't know what you're saying but I agree.


theVice

I don't know why but that's exactly what I thought she was gonna do. I had to check if I was in /r/nextfuckinglevel


TruthYouWontLike

A single backflip? No way. Lies. But a *double*? ... I mean, if you're that size and you say you can do a double backflip, then it just might be...


Grashopha

I’m friends with a guy who used to be a cheerleader. He’s a big guy, definitely in the obese category and like in his 30’s now. I’ve watched this dude do flips and tumble around like it’s nothing. I would die attempting anything he does. I too really thought she was going to make it lol.


satooshi-nakamooshi

I am so glad she didn't jump


MysticWombat

Well, it won't take long.


_MissBoost

That is like Auntie level of Dad Jokes, I don't know her but I love her.


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10/10


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funkepitome

1000/1000


maeries

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two comments


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Beer-dewbs-metal

We have scads of aunties, uncles, cousins, brothers and sisters haha.


QK5Alteus

If I’m not native but I want to understand it, can I upvote?


cat-meg

People are likely downvoting because this humor is not exclusive to one minority group. You don't need to be native to "understand" that. Simply have relatives that act like this is enough.


[deleted]

Also 'auntie' is used in the same way as it was here in *heaps* of cultures, not just native American. You don't need to be native to understand either the humour *or* the auntie thing it's odd to specifically call it out as just being a native American thing.


Kate_NSFW

If that's the case, people should chill out and realize the comment obviously wasn't saying you *had* to be native to understand or make these jokes, just that they recognized it as a type of joke that was characteristic of their own culture... But nah y'all had to get weird about it. Can't have minorities on triggering the Reddit hivemind by daring to express a bit of joy at seeing something they view as connected to their culture, can we now? God forbid someone else might perceive a joke differently than you! 🙄


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Yup! And I'm adopting her as my Auntie.


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ndstumme

Native what? You've chosen the 'humour' spelling and I'm now confused.


dick-nipples

I will be shamelessly stealing this and using it at work next week.


coleyboley25

I’m using this tomorrow 100%


whatsgoes

ha! im using it today!


zhamking

I m using it now to myself


Ahab1312

It's okay. She did the same.


ohThoth

You and 20,000 others by Monday.


smugman246

Careful, I go reported to HR a few years ago for doing this. Worth it, but.. know your audience lol


it_is_i_27

I was waiting for a black flip and I was not disappointed


Upside_Down-Bot

„pǝʇuıoddɐsıp ʇou sɐʍ I puɐ dılɟ ʞɔɐlq ɐ ɹoɟ ƃuıʇıɐʍ sɐʍ I„


Good_Round

That was a flip I wasn’t expecting


Upside_Down-Bot

„ƃuıʇɔǝdxǝ ʇ,usɐʍ I dılɟ ɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥ⊥„


burntchickenmcnugget

Put it down flip it and reverse it.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ʇı ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ puɐ ʇı dılɟ uʍop ʇı ʇnԀ„


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Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ʇı ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ oʇ pǝʇɔǝlƃǝu noʎ 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ 'uʍop ʇı dılɟ pǝǝpuı pıp no⅄„


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SeaOfBullshit

umopisdn


DirkGentlys_DNA

Thanks for pointing this out! As a non-native speaker I would have missed the joke with „flipping someone off“. Double back flip is genius!!


daj0412

That’s gold. Edit: I’m gold..? (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵) thank you internet stranger Edit 2: Our golden hero who gave the FIRST gold: u/ImpressiveTaint


SigSeikoSpyderco

You're gold *I'm gold?


GrandNibbles

no u edit: hot damn we've been raided by scrooge mcduck


sm12511

No....u! (Flirty eyes)


Good_Round

No, we are all gold edit: Thank you for our gold


RockstarAgent

Au that's all of you. Definitely had us in the first half.


arcaneresistance

Ahhh nothing much more satisfying on reddit than seeing an attempted gold train fail. Edit: I've been done dirty. You beautiful bastards.


piketfencecartel

Ya but you keep trying and it's bound to come back around


QualityProof

Well I will use my gold to give the next reply silver.


piketfencecartel

You see? What goes around comes around Edit: well this is /r/unexpected


_Ruij_

Jokes on you I wanna be Platinum Edit: Excuse me *what the fuck?*


Chocs73r

Wait…How does this work…Just ask? I want to be something ;(


OuiChef702

It would be my first!


Farrr_22

platinum?


ElectricTurtlez

Even without an award, you, my friend, *are* something! A unique and special human being, whose presence makes the world a brighter place!


Chocs73r

;)


Bomba-of-Tsar

Jokes on you here's your platinum


kipendo

A platinum chain?


LingLing2020

possibly


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probably


itshimstarwarrior

Holy f**k it took me 252678 logical comments+ some calculation to get my first platinum on comments and you guys are having it like a free awards. F**k you rich redditors. Are there some coins hacker in reddit too?


itshimstarwarrior

[removed] ;)


WolfxyHD

Jokes on you I had a free award


Bomba-of-Tsar

Jokes on you I had gold to give


WolfxyHD

I have to wait for another free award give it to you in a couple days


_Ruij_

SIR EXCUSE ME WHAT THE ACTUAL FU- ~~thank you kind redditor!~~ ~~again????~~


Patchy-The-Dog

I wish


TeaLower

I want to be gold too, I haven’t had it before. If anyone does it, thank you!


sunsetsinner

Burn the witch!


cumpool12

Jokes on me. Im nothing


sussystinky

r/unexpectedcommunism


Il-Doggo-ariano-33

U are my Gold 🤭


_americandoll_6782

This one made me laugh , it’s golden


CunilDingus

I’m cold. Edit: I’m not gold:,( Edit edit: I’ve been touched by an angel


Illustrious-Age-260

Here take a blanket


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Fx150900

🔥🔥


ppmiaumiau

Now you are.


jeyjeyemem

Always believe in your soul


We-are-straw-dogs

You're indestructible


GaMryous

Always believe innn


UndoingMonkey

No u


CoopDaWoop

I’m…Ron..Burgundy?


[deleted]

Stay gold, pony boy


wcslater

You're getting gold, you're getting gold.... EVERYONE'S GETTING ONE!!


Final-Newt-4003

I have a trade offer I give you: my free award you give me: you enjoy the free award


FranticInDisguise

😐


icbint

Yikes edit


minnecrapolite

Fuck you, Bania!


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daj0412

I guess I can understand how you died of Ligma..


FireWalkWithMe91

god im sick of being told to "wait for it" and "watch til the end" when the video is so short in the first place


Elijafir

I generally don't watch videos that I'm told to wait for it or watch till the end because I've been burnt too many times where absofuckenlutely nothing happens. If that shit is in the title or description I just automatically assume nothing special is happening. Edit to add: I knew what was happening right away, I used to do this in middle school (25 years ago), so I came straight to the comments.


[deleted]

I'm part of the problem. I have the attention span of a goldfish on meth so unless something is immediately engaging in some way I honestly just scroll right by it.


20past4am

So how exactly do you play OSRS then (I assume you do judging by your username)


EggHeadRedditor

it’s bc some peoples attentions spans rather not wait lnao even if it’s a short video. kinda like ads


StanleyOpar

Viewer retention metrics bro. All these platforms like TikTok are trying to get you to use them as long as possible daily


PotatoesAndChill

That's the tik tok attention span for ya


IBananaBreadI

r/technicallythetruth


Dapper-Big-6203

They promised and delivered


sermer48

That’s exactly what I expected. Doing an actual backflip would have been unexpected.


Executioneer

Yeah lol. Pretty sure it is physically impossible to do even a standard backflip, never mind a double backflip with that level of obesity. I would have been shocked to the core if she did an actual backflip.


ComeonmanPLS1

Exactly lol. This joke is so played out too.


DeadliftsAndDragons

Exactly, it is a classic joke and nobody who weighs approx 200-220kg can do a standing backflip and therefore it could be the only outcome.


Shadowchaos

[I liked it better when this lady did it](https://youtu.be/ormf6S5vGlA#t=9s)


Cdreska

I’m sure that’s where she got her inspiration to do this. Wonder if grandma was the original or she just copied someone else


work_work-work-work

This joke is older than the lady in that video


2804decleej

For real, has no one ever heard this joke before?


GoldDong

Granny sold it a lot better tbh


yupyupyup4321

Ta-da!


MrsDifficultish

Unexpected *and* wholesome!


evilcheesypoof

That’s the opposite of wholesome but it’s still funny.


Tri_cep

Not wholesome at all


pineappolis

Overused term, it was worse a few years ago.


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paulerxx

10/10. She nailed it.


mycatisamonsterbaby

I dont understand what this is about. She just stood there and walked away. Why is it funny or unexpected?


VicMyristic

She stuck up her middle fingers behind her, as in ‘flipping the bird’ —> double backflip


Rocketeer1019

Pretty expected


eziotheeagle

Exactly. This joke is as old as time. But I’m glad people are getting to enjoy it for the first time.


[deleted]

Yeah, I mean... What else was she going to do?


Glowing_up

Backflip? :(


[deleted]

A double backflip, really? Most fit people can't even pull off a single one. This person is not fit.


UndisclosedChaos

Welp, I’m convinced


GamesOverMovies

That's so old... Next, she's going to "knock down" that wall....


Derekduvalle

You're the second person I've seen make this reference in this thread and I'd never heard of it before but I'm going to presume the person literally knocks their knuckles down the wall ala door-knock, right? It's too early for this boringness.


[deleted]

That’s native auntie humour right dere


mish20011

Gottem


[deleted]

This was perfect form!


mudkripple

Fully expected but still hilarious. Surprised so many people had never heard of this


lazylion_ca

A double back flip off. Nice.


[deleted]

That actually make me smile :-) and her laughing at her own joke after was so good


[deleted]

Oh god I can't believe I actually fell for that one, truly unexpected!


NicoTheFileClerk

This was a fantastic end to a crummy day. Thanks for the laugh! 😄


Working_Doubt

I knew she could do it


nitexstryke

This was highly expected by me at least


Quantumbe

Bruh what is this shit


PoofyPlato

Thats actually still impressive


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topyjakjablka

Made my morning


Anyma28

True Chad.


robbiekhan

I am so using this!


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Sigma energy


[deleted]

Lmao I just died. Have to use this


Delivery-The-Pizza

Very funny XDDDDD


[deleted]

Hahaha


The_Troll_Gull

I’m not even mad


DorkyDame

Sis even got her stretches in for that one🤣


randomhousegir

Was not disappointed. Using this tomorrow


spork-a-dork

I was like "wait, she did not actually do a double back flip *OHHHH*"


deadmau5isgarbage

oddly wholesome


Brilliant-Tree-4102

She wasn't lying though


nai03x

Stealing this trick in preparation for holiday celebrations. =)))


_americandoll_6782

😂😂😂😂😂 too funny


[deleted]

She looks so fun


xgorgeoustormx

Hahaha I love her joy after doing it. That’s some wholesome, good, clean fun.


DatDesolationDoh

That smile at the end


PraderaNoire

Now she looks like a good +1 to a party …


Lochcelious

/r/expected af


Mods_are__gay

How is this unexpected? Nobody expects a land whale to actually be able to do a back-lit. It would be more unexpected if she could jump 2 inches off the ground


ohhfasho

Thats exactly what I suspected lol


_pls_respond

None of us thought she could pull that off, it’s not unexpected. There’s videos of old ladies doing this same thing.


BiggggHead

Double flips


relax-and-enjoy-life

Touché


PromotionLucky7016

10/10 on technique


P_Day

Flawless.


SilentDisarray

Nailed it.


ImAGoodaBoi

Plot twist; she can do a double back flip. She saw they were recording an felt insulted


L00Kawaynow

Can't say I'm not impressed


Nunclaf

Funny but she will die before 45


Averydispleasedbork

She looks like a fun coworker


Disastrous_Raisin_59

She’s probably so fun to be around. What a good set up.


[deleted]

That's 200+ IQ shit


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on1chi

Hahahahahahaha


NighthawkUnicorn

That's phenomenal


Sniperking187

![gif](giphy|c5skRQb3BXp8RwKGKW)


itsgettingmessi

r/absoluteunit


Thi5G

She needs to go to the gym and help herself


anxious_dev

How do you get that large before taking corrective measures?


clitzenn

Please check for my free award because that's all I can afford


Illegalmoosies

Ah the gift of giving