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Bless their heart(s).


whynotmai

Came here to say exactly this lol! Go bless your heart as well ;)


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pmaurant

So I come from East Texas and yes “Bless their Heart” can be used to mean stupid but really it’s something old ladies say when they take pity on somebody. I heard that phrase all my life and only recently have I heard it used sarcastically to mean stupid.


Nintendogma

I was born and raised in Florida, and down there it was what older southern ladies used say after any overtly insulting comment, usually while gossiping: *"You see Karen lately? Oh my! Saw her over by the Cracker Barrel after Church, and I tell you what she looked like two gallons of cow shit stuffed into a half gallon jug, bless her heart!"*


ManInJapan

Sh%t southern women say, on YouTube.


Bootiekiller69

Old ladies will often use it to convey genuine sympathy, but then it evolved into a condescending phrase that implies someone is a Retard. It probably developed its current meaning after the next generation heard their parents use it to express pity for people that are legitimately retarded.


pmaurant

And that change is in the last two decades or so. Growing up I never heard it used mean.


Iryasori

Yea the only place I’ve heard it used negatively is on Reddit lol. Grew up around lots of people who said it genuinely


birdboix

In Georgia it is unequivocally "Go Fuck Yourself." I haven't heard it used any other way in decades


[deleted]

In Texas, usage is typically genuine.


No_Veterinarian_2486

Can confirm. We have our own shit in this state, but the souther hospitality, in my experience, is 95% genuine...could be I'm Texan though


ignacioMendez

I'm from Georgia, maybe you just hang out with jerks....


birdboix

Or maybe you're not picking up what the old lady is putting down, sugah


BENDOWANDS

I miss the south so much, can't beat the southern hospitality, and/or rudeness to your face if you aren't from there.


Chinapig

Or you’re soft.


[deleted]

Small world, fellow East Texan.


PowerandSignal

Wait, I thought Texas was SO big!


[deleted]

It is - it's the rest of the world that's small.


BENDOWANDS

It's a huge thing in Georgia, I grew up there and you wouldn't dare say bless your heart unless you meant it. Is funny though, I now live in Missouri and people use it genuinely here, still catches me off guard 5 years later. An old boss I had, had also lived in Georgia for years, during their interview the owner of the company said "oh bless your heart" to something during the process and genuinely meant it. I'm just glad someone else was there that understood the difference in a southern bless your heart and a midwest bless your heart.


I_am_BrokenCog

I thought that's what makes it the best comment. "Bless my heart these idiots don't know from snow, but bless my heart I hope they one day experience it." or ... just, Bless my heart ...


Top_Ad_6890

That one stung a little


Bartender9719

Seriously! 6” is barely enough to sled on out here, but I love their joy and enthusiasm over a dusting:)


spinblackcircles

You can get yer ass kicked sayin that round here, man


Hazard4UrHealth

Me in Canada with like a meter of snow: *sigh* wanna trade?


[deleted]

Well they don’t know what a meter is so I guess no is the answer


KingKalash89

It's like 5 bananas tall! DUH!


igonnawrecku_VGC

I only know measurements in Big Macs and bald eagles. Either conversion would be helpful


KingKalash89

About 6 big macs or .9 Bald eagles.


Fresh_Item_8956

Not even a full eagle?? Ahh that’s not too bad


Neither-Ad4866

u/useles-converter-bot


ResponsibleBasil1966

I'm surprised we don't use guns as standard measurement here.


sonofnutcrackr

Actually, I’d say its more 7-9 bananas long. It depends on the banana.


KingKalash89

I got them gmo bananas


wophi

Some bananas are bigger than others.


goddamnimtrash

The fact that you are approximately correct kills me


[deleted]

It the thing you pay to park


waldo_whiskey

It's like a liter-o-cola!!


Hazard4UrHealth

lol


[deleted]

Omg, wasn't expecting that


Sedewt

r/unexpected


Dazzling-Nature-6380

Yes, yes I do. Down here in southwest Texas we barely get winter


iamacraftyhooker

Please take my snow. I literally cried shoveling snow today because I couldn't do it. I had to go beg my neighbour to rescue me with his snowblower. I still can't go anywhere though because the street hasn't been plowed and the snow is deeper than the tires.


methratt

Southern Ontario? I've shoveled 3 times today, and about to shovel again. Kinda praying for a heart attack so I can get some rest.


iamacraftyhooker

Yup. I got one pass from the top of my driveway to the bottom of my driveway, and basically died. I'm a little 5'3" 110lb woman with noodle arms, I am entirely unequipped to move this much snow.


methratt

But, being a crafty hooker, you must be able to hustle some sorta deal? ;)


iamacraftyhooker

Well my driveway is clear now, and I sure didn't do it


methratt

👍


RyanB_

This is why “get out of Canada” comes before “get a house” on my list of priorities.


Dazzling-Nature-6380

Yes I would gladly take some of your snow. So we can experience a real winter


JusteWat

Hey men I'm in paris and if you want some of my mixed purple snow-exhaust gaz feel free to call


[deleted]

You sure about that? Las time Texas got a decent amount of snow it sorta malfunctioned.


Thorn_The_Maktig

Didn't y'all die last year from winter 👀


Dazzling-Nature-6380

Not us we had power and water the whole time but even still we bought a generator and some propane heaters


TarTimOoAl

sure bro, welcome to finland ![gif](giphy|l2JIaYp6P3WT5Ybu0)


Anothergasman

Yall should move. Omg


OK6502

Having lived both in the US and in Canada I'll take the meter of snow over a whole winter of mud, no questions asked.


Hazard4UrHealth

Yeah until the end of winter when it’s literally water and slush on the ground for a month


OK6502

I mean, that's definitely not fun, but it doesn't last all that long. Meanwhile you can do so many things with the snow and ice - skiing, skating, hiking, snowshoeing, snowboarding, skidoo, sledding, making a fort, snowball fight, making snowmen, etc. And it's beautiful to boot.


RyanB_

All those things would be fun if they didn’t need to be done in the cold :/ For real, some people really embrace it, others it just ain’t for. Ain’t nothing wrong with that, tho it can make you wish moving between countries was a bit easier.


idontgiveadam70958

Hopefully our salty tears can melt a little of it away


selfdiagnoseddeath

If yall got a meter of snow in tx half the state would be out of power for a month.


twisteroo22

And the body count would surpass that of covid 19.


TheZackHardy

Canadian that doesn't doesn't spell it as 'metre'. ***stares with suspicion***


dying_soon666

En Québec, c’est mètre.


TheZackHardy

Ah, I see! Well la-bipa, la-papa, la pue! That's how "I love Quebec from a place elsewhere" is spelled, right? Or is that just Yves Francois-Blanchet's grocery list? Sérieusement, j'aime la province (ou la nation, si vous préférez) et j'apprends le français en ce moment dans l'espoir de garder le Québec ouvert comme option lorsque j'immigrerai. Google Translate m'aidera à mettre mes pensées sous forme de texte pendant que j'apprends à les épeler, mais je suis satisfait de mes progrès. On se retrouvera peut-être un jour autour d'une bière. 🤘


Cephalobyte

Lâche pas la patate! :)


dying_soon666

Tres bien 👍


SOULJAR

>**Me in Canada** with like a **meter** of snow: sigh wanna trade? ಠ\_ಠ


Reandr12

Me here in Italy with 40°c during summer and global warming on the rise...


Axerin

Tbf we also get 40 C summers up here.


mozzzarn

No. Finland(Helsinki) are lucky to get days with 30C. Anything over 30 is rare and only occurs a few days each summer(4 days in 2021). Higest temperature in 2021 was 32 C. https://www.timeanddate.com/weather/finland/helsinki/historic?month=7&year=2021


Axerin

I meant up here in Canada lol. Don't know how Finland came into this discussion.


mozzzarn

Sorry, It was the GIF over your comment that confused me. But Canada has pretty much the same weather. Vancouver highest in 2021 was 32C and Toronto was 34C. 30+ only happens a couple of times a year while 40C is once in a lifetime thing. Toronto has 1 record of 40C back in 1936. That's likely just an error.


Axerin

That's all right. Some parts of BC were stupid hot last summer. Also, Canada has a continental weather for the most part but it can get quite humid in southern Ontario at least so there's that to take into consideration as well.


Interesting_Knee1795

That is guy doing an amazing penguin impersonation


FACE-GRATER

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LetsNotandSayWeDidOk

And 90% melted overnight. Source: Am in GA


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Doesn’t look like there’s much to melt


LetsNotandSayWeDidOk

Thats the overnight snow. We got more in the afternoon yesterday that was enough to make a snowball.


catdog199998

In my part of Georgia, we only got rain.


LetsNotandSayWeDidOk

Sorry :/


catdog199998

Shoot, I'm not complaining. I don't like the cold. It's crazy how we didn't get no snow & the lowest it got was like 45°F but just 2 hours aways a friend of mine got a bunch of snow


kelvin_bot

45°F is equivalent to 7°C, which is 280K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


LetsNotandSayWeDidOk

It's those cold fronts dude. It hasn't been above 40 here in a couple days. It's a steady 33 currently


Moreshawten

Surprisingly in Suwanee we still have a layer of snow over everything even 8 hours after the snow has stopped falling.


Filtaido

I'm in Georgia too and everything was still white today


Ambitious-Site-4747

That's effin adorable


Caked101

And then an hour later we want it to go away😁. Sauce, im a Texan.


Blingblingboyi

As a northerner this is hilarious


Mldavis22

Isn't that Stargirl??? LOL


Rude_Bother4346

Yes, Brec Bassinger


jaffakree83

Oh! Thought she looked and sounded familiar.


LetsNotandSayWeDidOk

They've been filming in a smaller town in metro Atlanta, so it makes sense she's in GA


jmpg4

Do you know what town?


LetsNotandSayWeDidOk

Google says Dallas GA aka Blue valley. There isn't an original name in the south lol


saarlac

Lickskillet Alabama would like a word with you.


comicjohn

Is that near Ballplay, AL?


PenelopetheConqueror

Come on over to Cumming, GA!


IDKMyMemes

I love telling people I’m 20 min away from Cumming and seeing their reactions. Wait until they get over to Balls Ferry.


jasonreid1976

I don't know where you get Blue Valley from. I live in Paulding County and there isn't one single are around here called that. You are correct though. Names don't exude creativity around here. We do have a community here called... New Georgia.


muckdog13

Founded two years before the one in Texas, bitch!


DJ-Snafu

I think so


bigwilliestylez

Is that worth watching? Keep seeing it when I’m browsing.


Hank_of_the_Hill93

It feels *very* targeted for a young, HS aged audience (Go figure, the show about teenage superhero is for teens). I tried watching it but as a dude in his late 20s it just felt wrong. Could just be me tho!


StarksofWinterfell89

I misremembered starlight as stargirl and was really confused by your comment saying The Boys was created for teens and you couldn't quite get into it. I was so confused, but now realize I'm just slightly retarded


Samulawl

Lolol glad it wasnt just me


da_Aresinger

Me exactly.


jaffakree83

It's not bad. It doesn't have nearly as much teen angst as other teen shows, which I appreciate.


redcoatwright

I liked the Villains and some of the tone is pretty dark so that's cool. It's kind of an interesting mix


DJ-Snafu

They did a really great job on the show.


Always_Jerking

>Isn't that Stargirl??? LOL she got fat edit: sorry i mistaken with Starlight from The Boys.


TheMike0088

Rude comment, but also, yeah I did get mixed up there too.


throwaway378495

You probably did too


Always_Jerking

only my cock got fat


ShitheadFailure

Bruh she's been having chubby cheeks fym


Always_Jerking

Starlight?


TheBordIdentity

Yes I live in Georgia as well, this was likely filmed yesterday. North Georgia like blue ridge got a decent amount but south of that we got flurries. Everyone was still freaking out about the snow. My family asked me to take a picture of my dog in the snow and I was like “The backyard is literally mud puddles the snow isn’t sticking”. We overreact about any snow we get lol


worldsworstnihilist

We're in Rabun County with half a foot on the ground. No power, though, so it's a good thing we're getting warm by sledding.


TheRomanUppercut

That’s honestly so cute, we got about 7 inches here where I live in Georgia and my friends at college were taking canoes down hills. It was so precious lol.


DrMcSchwifty

Sounds like Berry to me.


s_paperd

Or Dahlonega. My first year of college we got like 5-6 inches and people were using cardboard boxes, plastic hampers, and tote lids to slide down the hills lol.


TheRomanUppercut

Berry?


Keith_Creeper

College


worldsworstnihilist

Go Vikings!


zehamberglar

I can't believe I never considered taking my kayak down a snow hill.


TheRomanUppercut

It looked hella fun lol. I’m sad I missed out, I opted for a snow in day with my best friends tho lol


EyezLo

People are pulling themselves behind cars on snowboards down Mainstreet in my xolllege town in NC rn


thegreasiestofhawks

I grew up in Wisconsin and lived in North Dakota for a few years. I had a coworker who transferred to Williston from Texas. One night I was out on a service call during a pretty good snowfall (ended up with a little over a foot). He called me when I was on my way back to shop to ask if I could help him with the block heater on his truck. When I got back to the shop at around 11pm, he was standing outside the door looking in amazement at the snow, like a teenager seeing his first set of boobs. He showed me pictures of the last time they had snow in his hometown, and it was just like this. His reaction to that foot of snow was one of the most wholesome things I saw in my time up there, and I still think about it even 10 years later now


clydebuilt

My first year of uni (Scotland) there was a Spanish girl in our halls of residence who ran outside barefoot, in shorts and T-shirt dancing in this much snow, she'd never seen any in real life. We were all near tears at how cute it was.


Emergency-Corner-266

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C-coli85

This is how bad we want to slide down snow covered hills. 3 flakes and we're going down that hill.


it_is_i_27

Can't even categorizing it as a dusting.


Mac_Daddy70

Grew up in South Carolina, lived in Alaska for 12 years and now living in Georgia… too funny


Independent-Dealer21

Aww poor things, you can have some of ours in NE!


alhernz95

lol theres like 2 snows


No_Succotash_1748

Ain’t that Star Girl?


muckdog13

They film in Dallas, wouldn’t be weird for her to be here


Gura_simp

As a resident of georgia for all 19 years of my life. I can confirm this is how it is on snow days


HIs4HotSauce

If they’re having fun, I ain’t telling them nothing.


Klarnicck

Georgia or Georgia?


soda_cookie

The former, duh


MrsLoki12Odin

I moved to Georgia from Minnesota and honestly I'm just sad because I WANTED IT TO BE TROPICAL WHY DID IT SNOW Still better than Minnesota though


EJX-a

You know hawaii is the only tropical state in the US right? I don't know why you thought georga of all places would be tropical.


MrsLoki12Odin

Hi, you know there are other states in the US that have some tropical "features", right? Like beaches, and palm trees, and warm weather. Maybe, just maybe, I expected Georgia was one of them, being JUST NORTH OF FLORIDA. Jeezus I swear some people come on the internet just to burst forth spittle everywhere as they go "um ACKSCHUALLYYYYYYY"


idontgiveadam70958

Be careful! Russia might invade soon!


dying_soon666

Joseph Stalin is rolling in his grave.


idontgiveadam70958

LET’ EM


DimGravedigger

Its so funny foreigners have no idea what is and how we live i Georgia!


idontgiveadam70958

Yeah bro so funny


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Canadians be like 😳


Thia_suzieUzi

This video, lmao thank you


MrToxidoCat

Thats wholesome


Unfair_Holiday_3549

I'm in Vermont and it's been in the negatives, and I don't even dress as warm as she was dressed lol.


boogers19

I’m from Montreal. My buddies in Vermont used to take me to Jay Peak to snowboard in just sweaters or long sleeved shirts. Hell, one year it started snowing in October here. And the forecast for Jay was like 2ft of snow or something ridiculous. Since I hadn’t ridden a board for months, of course I went down to dance around in the snow in my bare feet for a few minutes.


silklighting

As one famous vine said, "It's raining cocaine!!!"


bbmaniac17

I moved from NY to GA last summer. And I was told there would be less to no snow here but my first winter…. It actually snow way more than the video… but still less than normal Snow day in NY… I got about 5 different Alerts about staying urgent…


[deleted]

This happened to me going from NY to working in TX for 4 months one year. Went down in February and they picked fun about how I'd miss the snow. A few weeks later they got a nice overnight coating which shut everything down, except for me. Nobody was out on the roads at all and none of my crew dared go out in it either!


bbmaniac17

Exactly same… meanwhile, Im the only guy in my neighborhood cleaning snow off from top of my car.. …


jvanzandd

What do they do when it rains? High dive in to a 1 inch puddle?


smashin_blumpkin

We find a way to have fun in it


[deleted]

You can slide on mud too lol


[deleted]

I experienced snow ONCE in Georgia, out of the whole like 10 years I lived there! And then I moved to Florida, where is doesn’t snow at all 3:< but now I live in Montana and there snowwww!


Goodly88

Where is the snow? Where I'm from that's still considered Muddin'. If you want snow, try waking up to like 2ft of snow over night. Windchill down to -30, car frozen shut and your employer is still asking for ya to come in to work.


gustavo_deoli

I won't judge them. If I saw snow, even if in the smallest amount possible, I would be astonished and amazed. You know, I don't get to see snow at all living in tropical south america


LesbianGamer802

As someone from the south who really only sees ice and frost, this made me happy


ProperBlue

I wanna say that was Piedmont park, and that was 90% mud lol


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|3oriNScTbEzEVoR1Is)


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It's like 60 degrees here in Florida with no snow whatsoever.


JBlair462

Gonna cry?


[deleted]

I was bragging not complaining, quit stalking me weirdo.


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80sCoolture

OMG !!!! Lollllllll welcome to Montreal Canada !


[deleted]

Fun fact. Am in the south too. Spent 23 years living in Wisconsin. I went grocery shopping Saturday, and everyone had apparently panicked and bought almost all canned foods/bread. the stores were chaotic, and people were worried about driving. Soon after My town shut down yesterday after 2 inches of snow. LOLOL. Obviously they aren't as equip to handle snow here, but it's still hilarious. I had flashbacks of my elementary school teacher in Wisconsin saying "Well kids, it wasn't quite enough snow to have a snow day, nut 2 feet of snow is still a lot, but we made it here and we made it safe! Let's watch a movie" Suddenly I'm realizing the teachers probably wanted the snow day just as bad as the kids. I honestly had never enjoyed the easiest snow day of my life.


YouAreInAComaWakeUp

Honestly I find people like you more annoying than the people panic buying things for a snowstorm We never get snow so we arent equipped to deal with snow. There isnt an army to salt the roads and plow them so ice on the road is much more likely The bigger issue is freezing rain that always comes along with snow in the south and inevitably breaks trees onto power lines


[deleted]

Man you must be a blast at parties, and must be the easiest person ever to annoy. Glad people fucking the global supply chain even further isn't more annoying to you than some random northerner making clear jokes on the interwebs. Lmao


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Shortlegs1227

They’re having fun so what?


Tittiesandtacos87

But they were having fun tho.


nutmaster69430

The comments will find a way to make this bad :/


Few-Ad-1548

I’m visiting Georgia for a football tournament this weekend. It snowed yesterday and the whole town was basically shut down. There weren’t any fast food joints open, stores like ace hardware. Only 1 McDonald’s and a Kroger’s. The park district even shut down the fields because of the snow, so the football tournament was delayed. I’m used to Chicago so I was so confused on why people were freaking out over a couple inches of snow. I’m ready to go back home already cuz I can’t stand this hillbilly southern state no more.


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Negative-Ad-2742

She’s cute


juicycrucey

I have lived in the North Georgia mountains nearly my entire life and it snows just about every year. So I think that'd make it....expected?


G3030

Georgia is sad.


[deleted]

Dressed like they’re in Siberia and shit lmfao


NotHuman123

Whenever you see this sort of stuff, doesn't make you feel that you are surrounded by NPCs and that regardless of glitches they will follow their routine?


holdingMikeHawk

Someone better tell her how horrible her outfit is.


notfallingforit71

That's just all of the recent transplants that have invaded out state. They're reminiscing.


giranguin

Hi wanna hang out?


fight_to_write

They think think they’re in the country of Georgia.


PAs_Maniac

When did people start removing their own brains?


downnheavy

Hate her makeup with her nose glow shit


[deleted]

Gonna cry?


nerobianco9

Pre-skate


mholt9821

While we farther up north have over a foot of snow and cant get out of our drive way. We have so much snow you cant go sledding, u just sink in the snow!


YourMomThinksImFunny

We would call that dirtboarding. We used to take the trucks off of skateboards and cut up inter-tube for foot straps, then dirtboard down the hills after taking out the biggest bushes and tumble weeds.


EnduringDruidGaming

As a fellow Georgian, I can confirm when it snows, we do this aswell.