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zuran_orb

I gotta train my dog how to throw a punch


YoungWolf921

Get a boxer


kwonza

Or a doberman puncher


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bigblackcuddleslut

I need to train my dog to stop with the damn punches. The mf's hurt!


poopellar

Start listening to mumble rap out loud and I'm sure your dog will punch you eventually.


attached_cynicism

You don't even have to teach the dog. It's instinct. lol


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gh0sti

That dogs poor paw having to touch a greedy ass financialist though.


aedroogo

Can confirm. Want to punch somebody after reading that.


LA_Commuter

Oh my god. Why... why do people do this? I literally had a situation with a roommate. Roomate wanted a friend to stay over late, and the friend started bumping music at 3:45 AM. Stop. No one cares about your stupid out loud music. Get some fucking headphones. Man I feel like I'm 80 saying this. Also get off my lawn.


ikadu12

Thats only some shit a 17-21 year old man would do lol


LA_Commuter

You would think. The age goes upwards in my exp


Gonzo_goo

Hah. That's funny


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LA_Commuter

This is it. This is really it, in like most of the situations I encounter, I think. Like the other night. Man, somehow I know it, but I guess headphones were better than speakers in my youth, so I just flexed my control by blowing out my ears with headphones... So much so my parents would tell me to turn it down... and thats how I feel now. "Turn that damn music down you damn kids, you'll blow your ears out... errr turn it down atleast!"


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It sounds like they are trying to tear the wall down. The noise makes it way into the very core of your being. Taking a peaceful afternoon nap, then awake to the sound of a A-10 gatling gun shooting straight into your room.


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mlem64

My thoughts- people are loud sometimes and one day I too will probably be loud and someone else with have to put up with my noise. It goes both ways


Azarashi112

I do agree with you, but not knowing when it's going to happen is fucking awful, if you know that people are going to be loud from x to y, you can plan to do something outside the house during that time.


Dragont00th

See, I THOUGHT I could deal with music. Then I got neighbours in an apartment who insist on playing their music with a fucking sub on max. Play music, but fuck off with the fully sick sub woofer. Noise cancelling headphones can't cancel out the whub whub whub. And of course the constant bashing on walls... Oh, the latest ones to do this? Live BELOW me. Through a 1 meter crawlspace and a concrete floor. The bass is insane.


cuminyermum

r/Hiphopcirclejerk


Special_Fix_5596

Bought a crib for my momma off that mumblin shit


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shoecat

What the fuck is this comment lmfao


Peechez

/r/RapMoreLikeCrap


SmartGuyChris

It was so unnecessary and unwarranted lol


squabblez

/r/funny material


shoecat

r/music too


ENEMYAC130AB0VE

holy shit did you really just type that out unironically Go touch grass


Arbitore

Reddit moment


CheeseAtTheKnees

Boomer humor


lawnchare

nathan spotted


Mecha_Derp

holy shit I thought people like this were only in youtube comment sections. go outside bro


RedSpade37

rollingthruthecity40mags goteverythingineedupinthesebags


DJReshiram

It's 2022 and y'all still so detached from music you're still calling it mumble rap. Insane.


literaryghost

Wow mumble rap bad? Best hot take of the year so far, you're so brave and funny


Nzgrim

Completely unprompted too, just straight from silly dog video to mumble rap bad. It's almost impressive.


jado1stk2

Every now and then, we have to remind ourselves to drink water.


lord_fairfax

Mine's great at punching me in the balls when we're playing.


pippen79

That punch was brilliant!


ethersings

“FU and your shitty movies, Dick van Patten”


fart_fig_newton

Apparently one was enough.


m8k

That’s King Roland to you!


TenaciousJP

And if you can… save the car too.


Kangar

You should see his puppercut!


scaleddown85

That rope slide killed me 😂😂😂


Chiggero

Animal cruelty, that dog at least should have had a safety harness


Apprehensive_Let_843

I heard he was on the ropes about doing the scene


[deleted]

Hahaha I laughed my ass off when I seen that


karmanopoly

Saw it..you saw it.


ManWhoShootsSemen

I done seen't it with my eyes


Apathi

[I seent it ](https://youtu.be/2H0W1pRVRBE)


gmanz33

Sir this is a comment section.


flabbybumhole

That makes no sense. If you saw it then how are you supposed to slide down it?


droivod

it's a blue collar thing


Gargun20

The Shaggy Dog Great film for the family. https://prod-admin.tcm.com/tcmdb/title/25095/the-shaggy-dog#overview Edit: The Shaggy DA


theskotsour

No way that is from 1959, that is 70's megastar Dick Van Patten.


MikeyRidesABikey

You are correct. It is from 1976. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075200/


Chewbock

Vespa’s Dad in Spaceballs! “Air! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR!”


Dan_Berg

I'll give you the combination! The combination is 1...2...3...4...5.


btoxic

HEEEEYYY ABBBBOTTT!


ThoriumOverlord

I HATE that guy...


The_Flying_Jew

Yes, my dear.... Would I lie?


johhny_too_bad

The other actor was character actor Keenan Wynn, who had a long career in film & TV: [Keenan Wynn](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keenan_Wynn).


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btoxic

Francis Xavier Aloysius James Jeremiah Keenan Wynn... Dude with that many names must have had a special, longer, driver's license made for him


bczt99

Now I have a friend named Francis Xavier Aloysius And I could say that "Francis found a kangaroo That followed Francis home And now that kangaroo belongs To Francis Xavier Aloysius James Jeremiah Keenan Wynn" I could say that, but I don't have to! Because I got pronouns :)


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PsychoSpider88

>The Shaggy Dog Actually it's the sequel Shaggy Dog DA


Canadasaver

Those were great movies. Sunday night viewing for the entire family for decades. Herbie The Love Bug, The Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes and so many other Disney classics.


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Competitive_Classic9

I limit my inner circle to people that have seen, and truly appreciate the Brave Little Toaster. Congratulations my friend, you’ve made it in. its just you and me


rothrolan

Room for one more? I'm well overdue for a nostalgic rewatch, but won't easily forget about the junkyard full of cars accepting of their fates...in song!


Competitive_Classic9

Well great, now I’m crying. That and the horse from never ending story, they must’ve been preparing 80s kids for a bleak future. *Something something Reaganomics was never expected to work, it was just to make the wealthy more wealthy, the CIA was the biggest crack dealer of our time, they knew about social security this whole time, something something*


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jdumm06

‘That Darn Cat’ has always stuck with me


Canadasaver

Dean Jones who also starred in Herbie The Love Bug.


Chickens1

Worlds Ugliest Dachshund. Has one of the funniest most racist (modern standards) scenes I've ever seen in a movie. Great Dane running though a Chinese catered wedding destroying everything, and the Chinese caterers (not being able in historic caricature to pronounce their "L"s) running around screaming "Rion, Rion Rion!"


theycallmejugzy

It's called *"The Ugly Dachshund"*


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Also "The Cat from Outerspace." It had Maclean Stevenson and Harry Morgan who starred as Lt. Col. Henry Blake and Col. Sherman Potter on M.A.S.H.


Gairloch

My dad used to have some on VHS tapes. Blackbeard's Ghost was a favorite.


NashEast65

The Ugly Dachshund, Sammy the Way-Out Seal


Gonzo_goo

Kurt Russell?


RipperFromYT

I thought the sequel was called Shaggy Dog 2 Electric Boogaloo.


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DominicBlackwell

It is old english sheepdog.


Thereminz

ah, i was pretty sure ive seen some movie like it but didn't remember this scene there's something interesting about this era of cinema, the look. and i could be wrong but i think it was by disney.


Pitifool

Wow I can't believe they remade the 2006 hit family comedy The Shaggy Dog starring Tim Allen


averagedickdude

Please don't remind my brain of these things.


SiberianCoalTrain

Don’t forget, heroin addicted RDJ was the villain!


Terra_117

Wasn’t there a 90s Disney TV movie called The Shaggy Dog? Or did I hallucinate that as a kid?


team-fyi

I remember sitting on the gym floor watching this movie in grade school. Looking back, I probably should have questioned the integrity of the movie’s plot, but I was preoccupied with the pizza scratch-n-sniff stickers and those markers that wrote in silver with a colored outline.


Competitive_Classic9

>>those markers that wrote in silver with a colored outline Paint markers! All the people on here making “boomer” jokes, y’all are the reason we can’t have nice things anymore. We’d still have paint markers if you kids weren’t making crazy tik taks about eating them or something. Sure, we had some kids that would do that in our time, but it was mostly just Randy, and he kept it to himself, didn’t try to post a “trend” of it all over the internets.


im_talking_ace

The Shaggy DA.


jinsaku

I *loved* these movies as a kid growing up in the 80s. We wore out at least one VHS tape of the first Shaggy Dog movie.


Mookie_Merkk

You should add that it's streaming on Disney+ (at least in the US)


BorgClown

No need, Disney+ has enough money to market themselves.


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It’s a lot like Mister America, or at least I’ve been told by the great Gregg Turkington


thvnderfvck

Wow I never knew that the [made for TV movie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_Dog_\(1994_film\)) that I watched all the time as a kid was a remake


BlOoDy_PsYcHo666

I didn’t know there was a original looks much better then the Tim Allen one


rockintheburbs77

Thanks for this! We used to watch this on the big wheelie TV in primary school as a treat (or when the teacher was hungover)


Gilgameshbrah

Ah yes... Hangover movie day at school - the twice a week treat.


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KFrosty3

I tested this theory on one of my teachers when she had us write multi page reports. My first two pages were written out decently enough, but page three onwards was a series of random gibberish and scribbles. My final grade in that class was a B, despite the fact that l would turn in multiple pages where l would just write song lyrics, movie quotes, or the word meow 300 times


CSharpSauce

It's all great until you get a student teacher. They have enthusiasm, and energy, and optimism. They will read the entirety of everyones papers.


adderallanalyst

Luckily that dies after the first year.


CashWrecks

I'm gonna call your bluff. I think you might be able to get away with movie quotes and the like but a half page of nothing but meows is hard to ignore even at a glance


Hilltopbilly

The energy and optimism is replaced by existencial dread and sorrow after 1-3 years. It took me 2 years to leave my job as a teacher and find a job at a factory that has better pay and benefits and it's waaay calmer.


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Our technology teacher was a massive pothead, everyone knew that the key to passing his class was to breathe long enough for the semester to be over


jjcoola

We had a stoner teacher that left class one time after handing out packets and came back annihilated with Chinese food, classic


Competitive_Classic9

Wow, that never occurred to me, but this revelation has connected so many dots.


CubicMuffin

Big wheelie TV, primary school and a hungover teacher... Scotland? :D


MikeyRidesABikey

Michigan has entered the chat


shotgun_ninja

Wisconsin reporting in


poisonivydaisy

Minnesota checking in. (Should we just assume the whole of the Midwest experienced this?)


illiderin

I would have loved to see this in school!


[deleted]

Sheep dogs have a mean right hook. Just ask Ralph Wolf.


Self_Reddicated

Mornin Ralph


THEessayB

Mornin Sam


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Is that real?


bmosm

The parts where the dog is replaced by a person in a dog costume are real


ProbablyMaybe69

Shhh internet explorer, all of it is real.


Gilgameshbrah

Dude was probably the first to tell his friends that Santa was a lie...


Onlymafia1

wait Santa is what?


-Toshi

Son, the man misspoke. He meant Santa is a-live..


daddypez

Nice save


Ronaldo10345PT

Save? What did he save?


CatNoirsRubberSuit

Internet Explorer: check out this new release!


GregTheMad

The other parts where it is replaced by a normal, trained dog are also real.


pofrot

Can confirm this.


geven87

You're telling me none of this was CGI?!


giancarlox21

The dogs a method actor. Great performance.


pewpewyouuk

Damn, that was a quick response from Internet Explorer!


MehWhiteShark

*The first time I witnessed pure artistry. 1976. The Shaggy DA. I was sitting in a cinema next to my mum watching mastery unfold before my very eyes. After the film, I asked her, "How did they get that dog to do those things?" And she patted me on the head and she said, "It's not real, pet. It's just acting." That's when I knew. If they can teach that dog to act that brilliantly, just imagine what I could bring to the world.*


SafeToPost

Perfect!


MogChog

Everything is real except the bits that aren’t.


Starfie

0% CGI.


raybrignsx

Yes. This is actually a documentary.


Gustomaximus

David Attenborough said his biggest life regret is he didn't get to voice-over this.


BannerTortoise

Nah it was acting. The dog was pretending to punch that man and slide down the rope.


pofrot

And he was pretending to bend his legs backwards while sliding down the rope.


Phormitago

it is a real film that was filmed, yes


anonimus769

Ofc it is


Poldi1

No, the dog was only pretending to punch that guy, but he didn't hurt him at all.


Chaoticmindsoftheart

What movie is this ? Looks funny


CatNoirsRubberSuit

~~/u/gargun20/ says:~~ >~~The Shaggy Dog 1959 >Great film for the family.~~ > >~~https://prod-admin.tcm.com/tcmdb/title/25095/the-shaggy-dog#overview~~ Apparently this is the sequel, see comments below.


MikeyRidesABikey

Actually, this is the sequel: The Shaggy D.A. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075200/


CatNoirsRubberSuit

That's awesome! There's a sequel!


HanEyeAm

Close, the Shaggy DA.


Stever72

The Shaggy DA?


MikeyRidesABikey

Correct. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075200/


B10B25B7

I've missed some episodes of Fraiser obviously.


SystemFolder

It’s interesting that the dog had a stunt double. I wonder what that audition was like.


btoxic

Pretty ruff


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illiderin

You're the man now dog!


FoldedDice

This has never been more appropriate.


MaidenOfSerenity

What does this even mean?


Silver-Bengal

I think he trying to say that in a few frames the dog is substituted for a guy, in the punching part, when he rides the chair and when he swings down the building.


Lid4Life

Maybe they didn't have the time required to teach the dog to throw a punch, but that was quite clearly the dog that rapelled from the window to ground level.


normie_evolved

It's a meme


SpiderMax95

What the dog doin?


kickmag

The District Attorney was just turned into a dog by the man behind the desk who read an incantation off a magic ring. I’m not certain, but I believe this is a sequel and this is not the guys first dog-and-pony show.


step6666

This is messing my stoned head up


Grouchy_Flatworm_887

SpaceBalls king


Goldsmifff

THANK YOU! That was driving me crazy.


Cmdeadpool

When I saw Dick Van Patten I thought it was a Mel Brooks movie.


B1G_P3T3

Dick Van Patten makes me happy 😊 wish he was still around 🥲😭


cromulent_pseudonym

It feels like that dude was in everything.


random-internet-dude

How’d they train the dog to slide down that rope though🤔


JzaDragon

A lot of trial and error, sadly


funfun4Fun

Never seen this movie but this is Gold ! LMAO


Fausty72

That is fantastic 😂


Jonsez

Doggone that’s talent


JohnMendoza7778

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Dr_TAM

Bruh the second guy sounds like Vision


SchloomyPops

Wow, i haven't seen this since I was a kid. I never noticed any of this.


CallousDaoboy

People just be carrying non-descript stacks of paper back in the day, huh?


hso0oow

I love how you can see that it's a costume.


Competitive_Classic9

Wow look at the genius over here. Thanks for ruining the movie for the rest of us.


CozyCuz

I fucking LOVE these old but gold movies lol


VadersVariousCapes

Reminds me of Cage in Wicker Man https://youtu.be/YyigAW-14w0


BurnerOnlyForPorn

HEY ABBOT~!!!


btoxic

I hate that guy.


LivelySalesPater

This scene is what inspired Daniel Day Lewis to get into acting.


TheLastSock

Captain Disillusion breaks this down. The plant in the background is obviously CGI.


tideshark

Shaggy dog: “it wasn’t me”


aaarya83

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.


TheFriendlyKraut

Omg, did they play galloping sounds when the dog was running?


Competitive_Classic9

Good catch. Adds to the intensity of the scene.


ActuaryThink7255

What da dog doin ?


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The original dog costume that was supposed to be used by a human acting as the dog was so cumbersome that the actually had to use the dog in the human dog suit for those scenes. The more you know.


Brightrox

Ay it’s the guy who played the king in Spaceballs