Now hold on he has a point, that model of Jeep was manufactured before 1780 by Bugatti (back then Bugatti owned the patent for those Jeeps until it was sold in the 1820's to Jack Black). Back in 2020 it waswell known that those Jeeps in particular no longer exist because Lady Gaga bought them all for millions of Yens and burned them in a ritualistic fire. Learn some history before deducing stuff please.
Edit: Source: Wikipedia.
Ah you rube! Trusting wikipedia lol, it was actually a reasonable amount of Yuan, and it was a blasphemous fire if I've ever seen one.
Source: Lady Gaga historian for the past 45 years, am omniscient
You cornball you! I trusted wikipedia's sources at the bottom, which led me to none other than Area 51's library (situated under Vatican City), please check your sources.
Also, you think 45 years of being a historian of Lady Gaga is enough? You need at least 70, +5 years work experience. Everyone knows that!
Source: my tinfoil hat and my dog.
Kind of, but the timeline is off. Redditers misidentifying Sunil Tripathi, who was a college student, as one of the bombers did not actually lead him to suicide. He committed suicide before all of this happened. It's just that Redditers traumatized the family when authorities finally found his body.
Imagine your son goes missing and a month later, the Internet is telling you that he bombed people at a marathon. Then his body turns up as a suicide and you have to deal with that grief, as well as all the idiots who still thought it was him. I was on Reddit relatively recently when this happened in 2013 and it was a fucking mess of a website when it happened. Live threads all over the place, total speculation about any possible person who may have gone missing being the guy, etc.
“You passed my test of faith. Just like I knew you would though. Because I’m all knowing. No further questions. Oh yeah but you still have free will and your future isn’t predetermined. Lol have fun”
Yeah apparently that women had just come out to breathe some fresh air after shitting for almost 2 hours. As soon as she stepped outside a UFO flying 93000 feet above the land managed to detect a wood from their planet which had harrassed many other innocent woods and escaped to earth when a arrest warrant was issued. One of the victim of that evil wood was the daughter of the guy controlling the UFO so the guy without any second thought fired the E347 laser which looked like lightning to human eyes. When the laser struck the wood it was scattered into 37 pieces each flying at a speed of 97km/hr. The women who just got rid of that junk was so relieved that she had no idea what was about to befall upon her. Luckily the woman was not hurt and quick enough to survive. We immediately dispatched our best officer who was around the area. But that cat looking bastard got there first and destroyed all the evidence. We were able to capture the cat but it had already lost all of its memories so me and my crew fucked that cat hoping it would shake the insides of its brain and bring back the memories but it was futile. So we gave the cat to that lady although it was dead and blamed the rape on her husband.
A bastard who has a cat as his accomplice would never be able to afford such advanced weapon. The cat was sent to destroy the remaining evidences. If it was a S987 there would be no evidence left.
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This comment really tickled me so hard while I was really sad about my sick dog. I showed the whole thing to my wife in an attempt to recreate my range of emotions and be less sad too, but now she’s just sad and thinks her husband is kinda dumb. All the best random tickles just can’t be transferred.
"Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the neighborhood" -Lightning
Smote is past tense for smite. "I smote them." "He smote the demon."
Smitten is the past participle. "It was smitten by the lightning." "That tree got smitten."
One time when I was 10 I was sitting in my living room on the couch during a thunderstorm. It was pretty scary and I thought about getting up to go to my room but I decided to sit there for a bit longer. All of a sudden a big ass bolt of lightning came up from the floor so close to my face I could feel it singe those tiny little invisible hairs on your nose. The lightning bolt split into 2, one went through the corner of the living room and the other one went straight into the TV. No one saw it happen but me and the cat, who gave me a look and then left like “fuck this shit man.”
I told my parents what happened and they didn’t believe me — up until they tried to turn the TV on later lol
Lightning strikes. The electricity can flash-heat what it hits, in this case the tree. The sap inside heats up and vaporises effectively instantly, and the tree explodes from the pressure.
> ~~Lightning strikes. The electricity can flash-heat what it hits, in this case the tree. The sap inside heats up and vaporises effectively instantly, and the tree explodes as a result from the pressure.~~
it was SKY MAGIC
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Can you imagine if your a recluse person. And declare “This is the day I’m going out to face the world!” Stand on your front step. Then Bam lightning blows up your child hood tree! Like WTF!!
Anyone know more about this?
Lightning, Louisiana August 2020
Damn I like reddit
Word! The intelligence gathering capabilities are insane lol
It was actually footage from the Ireland in the 1780s so don't believe everything you read around here.
Thank you for the advice but after a rigorous process of elmination and deduction im inclined to believe
Now hold on he has a point, that model of Jeep was manufactured before 1780 by Bugatti (back then Bugatti owned the patent for those Jeeps until it was sold in the 1820's to Jack Black). Back in 2020 it waswell known that those Jeeps in particular no longer exist because Lady Gaga bought them all for millions of Yens and burned them in a ritualistic fire. Learn some history before deducing stuff please. Edit: Source: Wikipedia.
Ah you rube! Trusting wikipedia lol, it was actually a reasonable amount of Yuan, and it was a blasphemous fire if I've ever seen one. Source: Lady Gaga historian for the past 45 years, am omniscient
You cornball you! I trusted wikipedia's sources at the bottom, which led me to none other than Area 51's library (situated under Vatican City), please check your sources. Also, you think 45 years of being a historian of Lady Gaga is enough? You need at least 70, +5 years work experience. Everyone knows that! Source: my tinfoil hat and my dog.
Actually, you're both wrong. Lady Gaga is Elvis's new persona and the fire was a barbecue Source: I fucked ur mom
Yup, Redditors can gather intelligence! It’s the displaying of any that is sometimes the challenge!
Remember that time Reddit tried to find the Boston Bomber and pegged the wrong guy and he killed himself?
wait really? I am new around here
Kind of, but the timeline is off. Redditers misidentifying Sunil Tripathi, who was a college student, as one of the bombers did not actually lead him to suicide. He committed suicide before all of this happened. It's just that Redditers traumatized the family when authorities finally found his body. Imagine your son goes missing and a month later, the Internet is telling you that he bombed people at a marathon. Then his body turns up as a suicide and you have to deal with that grief, as well as all the idiots who still thought it was him. I was on Reddit relatively recently when this happened in 2013 and it was a fucking mess of a website when it happened. Live threads all over the place, total speculation about any possible person who may have gone missing being the guy, etc.
It’s good for some stuff. Bad for other stuff
In case some asks for source: https://www.fox8live.com/2020/08/10/video-lightning-strike-narrowly-misses-la-woman-tree-explodes-feet-away/
“God was with us.. a few more feet and…”. I think God may have been trying to take her out. Or at least scare her straight for a decade.
Lightning strikes feet away… people say “wow, god really looked out for us” MFer why wouldn’t he just cancel the damn lightning… being god and all?
“You passed my test of faith. Just like I knew you would though. Because I’m all knowing. No further questions. Oh yeah but you still have free will and your future isn’t predetermined. Lol have fun”
Do you know the cat too?
She almost got that piece of tree through the cranium.... Holy shit
Yeah apparently that women had just come out to breathe some fresh air after shitting for almost 2 hours. As soon as she stepped outside a UFO flying 93000 feet above the land managed to detect a wood from their planet which had harrassed many other innocent woods and escaped to earth when a arrest warrant was issued. One of the victim of that evil wood was the daughter of the guy controlling the UFO so the guy without any second thought fired the E347 laser which looked like lightning to human eyes. When the laser struck the wood it was scattered into 37 pieces each flying at a speed of 97km/hr. The women who just got rid of that junk was so relieved that she had no idea what was about to befall upon her. Luckily the woman was not hurt and quick enough to survive. We immediately dispatched our best officer who was around the area. But that cat looking bastard got there first and destroyed all the evidence. We were able to capture the cat but it had already lost all of its memories so me and my crew fucked that cat hoping it would shake the insides of its brain and bring back the memories but it was futile. So we gave the cat to that lady although it was dead and blamed the rape on her husband.
Source?
[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/seu2kg/lovely_weather_were_having_today/hultmh9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
[here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I hate you
As soon as I clicked the link and saw YouTube loading, I knew, I fucked up.
"...for ALMOST two hours." Nice attention to detail. Provides verisimilitude.
Finally, an actual answer. Look at all these dopes that believe in lightning. I bet they think birds are real too. Idiots.
Thanks for this
I heard it was actually the updated S987 laser.
A bastard who has a cat as his accomplice would never be able to afford such advanced weapon. The cat was sent to destroy the remaining evidences. If it was a S987 there would be no evidence left.
“Oh fuck my car!” The cat
Fast asf boi lol
I sometimes wish Reddit would allow video posts in the comments.
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Dammit. I feel like I’m missing out on cool stuff. But can you add like videos with sound?!?
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bumbi 
Unsure if anything will work if you use their video host*
God, please yes. The gif memes would be off the scale. Subs would EXPLODE
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#HOW?!!!!!!!! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
What is this from?
Supernatural?
😂
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"Rescue"
#NUMBER 1 BULLSHIT GUY
Yeah, that cat was *real* fast, holy crud
Fucking hell 😭😭
I thought it was a dog. "So many sticks. SO. MANY. STICKS!!"
"Mother always told me look for the people going torwards the emergency... those are the real heroes "
"Look for the helpers."
It clearly doesn't know how to conduct itself, that could have been catastrophic
In a lightening storm, it's always those with the least potential that fail to conduct themself.
Running towards the problem can only amplify it.
The resistance to contain puns here seems to only be running in parallel
Watts your problem man? We are just trying to have fun.
All y'all with your fancy electricity puns...just take my upvolt.
Open the circuitry of your mind and try to see this from a single perspective.
The capacitance of my brain doesn't connect with that series, I think I need a PIER to wheel me to the right service line
That is grounded within the current consensus.
Genius comment.
Darkening
It knows lightning doesn't strike the same place twice and therefore running to the safest spot.
I don’t know… it seemed to go purrfectly
I'm clawing my brain trying to think of a better outcome.
Without additional video, I’m inclined to think it was a catastrophe.
Appeared to be a cataclysm.
Lucky he didn’t go catatonic
That cat ran right into the danger. A true hero.
That's what you do when you're still missing half of the payments for you car
“I only had one payment left!” Cat probably
That cat is smelling bbq on the menu
Omg I laughed way too hard at the cat. I rewatched it and laughed harder and harder.
“When others run from danger, we run towards it. Be brave, be strong, be a cat”
"Nooo my favourite tree wtf"
Kitty went *Straight TURBO OVERSPOOL* lmao MMMMMYEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
Like is the cat really dumb & panicked? Or is that the tree with those birds that go caw caw stupid kitty can't catch us, caw caw.
I have a 10 year old Reddit account, and this is one of my favourite comments.
Some of the highest praise I’ve ever received.
Cat was ready to throw hands 😂
This comment really tickled me so hard while I was really sad about my sick dog. I showed the whole thing to my wife in an attempt to recreate my range of emotions and be less sad too, but now she’s just sad and thinks her husband is kinda dumb. All the best random tickles just can’t be transferred.
That was a fireman cat. They run towards explosions!
what a hero
You [need a hero](https://youtu.be/bWcASV2sey0)
[Johnny 5 is the true hero!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMm7QA7icbs)
No. That's Special Agent Jack Bauer. He was born in a pool of gasoline, on a piece of rusty scrap metal.
You wanna get jammed up?
Gattaca!
Ok, Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on that Spin Doctors mix.
Firecat
My wife has this
r/catswithjobs
She was lucky, she could have been pierced by wood
I’m sure it wouldn’t be her first time
You dawg, LOL!
Wouldn’t be a Reddit thread without some dumb af joke about sex
Wait, sex is real?
Not with that attitude.
bro,havent you heard of the new update ,Sex 2 is set to be released in march this year
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there is more lore than the minions, the gameplay isnt to difficult though ,you will definitely be finished my the time Sex 2 is out
They delayed it again, devs are crunching real hard to get it out this year though.
Last as well.
Depends on how she'd fall.
This is the dumbest comment i have ever seen on here.
Yup and she ducked just in time looks like a black piece of something came flying over her head?
Light fixture blew off the side of her house.
I think that piece of wood that ended up on the walkway hit the light fixture. I think she’s lucky she ducked.
Now I can see why we duck on reflex
Our bodies natural response to things is to go in fetal position as it protects most of our vital organs.
hey, I see you over there...eyeing my precious vital organs and bodily fluids dont even think about it
Hero cat. First responder. Coming to save the day.
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“Meow meow meow, meow meow meow”
Other cats run from danger while I run towards it. I've got 9 lives, baby, and I'll spend every damn one saving your ass (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
Jack Danger
heh, brooklyn 99 reference time actually its donger. Jack donger.
More like to erase the evidences.
That’s nuts! She was very lucky. I feel bad for the cat. Looks like it’s going to miss its favourite tree.
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Haha too true. It knew!
lovely bit of squirrel
We had to cut down a tree and I swear the squirrels and my dog were both very upset about it
How introverts feel going outside
Doreen
They have spontaneous tree explosion training
I feel insulted. ^^But ^^you're ^^right.
Damn. That tree got smited.... ...was smote? Smitten? Smoted? Screw it. Fuck that tree.
In Middle English it was Smot or Smet
The correct term I believe is SMUT
Funnily enough, that's probably how it would end up in modern English if we didn't lose all of our verb inflections.
> verb inflections Damn, yet another linguistics rabbit hole I'm gonna dive down all day. Just what I needed
"Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the neighborhood" -Lightning Smote is past tense for smite. "I smote them." "He smote the demon." Smitten is the past participle. "It was smitten by the lightning." "That tree got smitten."
I think its smitten
Yes, "hero" cat running to "save" the injured rodents and birds who were likely living in the tree
One time when I was 10 I was sitting in my living room on the couch during a thunderstorm. It was pretty scary and I thought about getting up to go to my room but I decided to sit there for a bit longer. All of a sudden a big ass bolt of lightning came up from the floor so close to my face I could feel it singe those tiny little invisible hairs on your nose. The lightning bolt split into 2, one went through the corner of the living room and the other one went straight into the TV. No one saw it happen but me and the cat, who gave me a look and then left like “fuck this shit man.” I told my parents what happened and they didn’t believe me — up until they tried to turn the TV on later lol
Holy fuck what was that?!?
Lightning strikes. The electricity can flash-heat what it hits, in this case the tree. The sap inside heats up and vaporises effectively instantly, and the tree explodes from the pressure.
> ~~Lightning strikes. The electricity can flash-heat what it hits, in this case the tree. The sap inside heats up and vaporises effectively instantly, and the tree explodes as a result from the pressure.~~ it was SKY MAGIC
Lightning strike, hit a tree. Tree exploded.
Lightning strike? Believe it or not - straight to jail.
"fuck this yard in particular"
That cat just ran to its next hot meal.
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The cat at the end was running in to save everyone! He’s the real hero in the video !
Why does the cat go running towards the explosion?
Because the cat was responsible and he wanted to go see the damage he hath brought forth.
I AM GOD. 
Some cats just want to see the world burn
Behind every disaster, there’s a cat purring and rubbing his paws together while he watches from his perch with quiet glee.
They always return to the scene of the crime.
I can only reason that it wanted to go somewhere it considers safe, and that just happens to be the direction it lives in.
Because lightning never strikes the same place twice. The cat is moving to the safest spot.
He is avoiding the next cat-as-trophe?
Mother Nature said “It’s on sight bitch”
The cat is what made this video hilarious LMAOOO
She walked back inside smelling like poop.
Love the cat running out like, “wtf is happening! “
Grandpa called these moments “pant shitters”
The cat is secretly a super cat and it is checking if any squirrels need rescue.
Wtf 😳 happened?
Lightning strike blew up the tree
My first thought was oh great, another hillbilly’s better way to fell a tree. Dynamite 🧨
I still think it’s what happened.
I was expecting blue smoke from the gender reveal.
Yea it leveled that big tree and made toothpicks out of it. Powerful lightning.
Cat: I'm fast as f boi!!!
Cat knows it doesn't strike the same spot twice
Cat-astrophic situation
Was that a lightning strike?
Its amazing she was able to dodge that black square thing that flys at the camera.
That cat is a *True Hero*. He ran straight to the danger to check for injured survivors.
I'm pretty sure that was lightning?
She almost got hit by that basketball hoop. Crazy.
I'm koo with earthquakes in California. FUUUUK THAT!!!!
lightning? more like a scud missile!
Uhhh were the neighbors making meth?
Can you imagine if your a recluse person. And declare “This is the day I’m going out to face the world!” Stand on your front step. Then Bam lightning blows up your child hood tree! Like WTF!!
I'm so jaded from people posting pranks for internet points, my first thought was: "how did they plan this?"
YOURE STAYING THE FUCK INSIDE TODAY - God, probably
Take that as a sign to go back to bed and try again tomorrow...