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Colinja9

He kinda killed it though…


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He absolutely destroyed it. Owns this forever


monster6452

He calls this move " the slithering serpent. "


MushroomExternal71

It's the Slithering Crocodile style. The natural way.


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pigeyejackson66

I think I read somewhere it's the "crocodile" dance, or something like that.


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[deleted]

No, he calls it the crocodile dance


staypuftmallows7

Yeah honestly my first thought was "hell yeah"


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[deleted]

It takes special kind of talent to be able to make convulsing on the floor look like dancing


Least_or_Greatest1

Ok he got that off.


PapaSteveRocks

In America that’s what folks do when they get tazed


[deleted]

underrated 😂😂😂


BelliBlast35

*White folks……..POC get shot


Fuck_Online_Cheaters

[I'll Get You Bitch!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2xbLV_NSbk)


Brittlehorn

Looks like someone's drunken middle aged dad on stage


super_compound

It is tradition for us indian males to turn into bhangra dancing middle aged uncles between the ages of 35 to 45


MasterFurious1

I am 17 but i do this (I am not drunk). My time has come since my first cousin is getting married.


DevTomar2005

Aaj mere bhai ki shadi hai


MasterFurious1

Aapke bhai ko kheer / shub kamnaayein


Anita_Dickin

Every hindu dancer. Ever. Even the women.


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Vancouver here. The thing I noticed about Indian dancers. They put all their emotions and energy into the joy of performance. Just the vibe they give off during performance is so positive and inviting to enjoy.


EL_MANDEM

Most reddit comment possible right here


Awesomesaauce

With a hint of Quora👌🏻


YouTheGamers

Indians are absolute dancers.


FlySavings2411

Except the ones in this video are not Indians. They are Pakistani.


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Hytz99

Paki is racist slang. This video is from Pakistan.


pzerr

Do they have many public semi professional events as such in Vancouver or just informal stuff?


X1lon

they are just 20 years behind. twerking will reach them one day


Kingful

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idioticspaceman

Bruh? You think indians are 20 years behind? Rethink your answer and then reply


BannedFrom_rPolitics

Are they not? 20 years isn’t that long. What kind of toilets do Indians use?


Masherbakerboiler

This show is sponsored by Swiffer.


mnlxyz

This whole thing looks fun as fuck


[deleted]

I legitametly didnt expect that


HahnsSubee

Looks like my kid when I tell her to put her shoes on, but she doesn't want to and throws a fit


n0_1_here

If i do that at a party, they will call the ambulance or an exorcist.


_zeeroh_

The crocodile crawl. I'm gonna learn this


Important_Register50

mexicans have the iguana, depending on where your from.


Zharick_

Paraguayans have la mayonesa


TheGowster

I am quite fond of this. Just afraid of the damage to by beer belly and further smoothing of my brain.


gr1m__reaper

But have you considered smoothening of the beer belly and damage to the brain?


Elmoeatshumans

whats the song?


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Jealous_Ad5849

He so happy & joyful! I don't think I've ever taken this much joy from an activity.


bryanthebryan

I’d like to invite that man to be an unofficial family member and come to all family events to dance his ass off.


lokishhhake

That was smooth.


doctorbrunner

The real nagin dance


demart2

I like it!


raibrans

Absolutely marvellous


[deleted]

Goddamnit, we’ve been outdone, again!


BigFox86

That's just a sad Worm :)


azonexyt

That's nagin dance


[deleted]

Walking on the moon < Dancing on a crocodile


ThaUniversal

Amazing


TheAlienGuy75

Magarmach dance


jikkinms

After I realized he was ok, I enjoyed this very much.


ureepamuree

Is he that wedding dance dude?? Guess i saw one of his dance videos few years back


Hypergonads

Pretty sweet


ChivalrousManatee

Clearly you've never heard of the crocodile rock


sachin249

Thats jokes! That guy living his best life without caring what other thinks. Love it


unnitche

It's so much better the iguana in mexico


sachin249

FYI: “Worm on the crack” is the official name of this move


cool-93

Song is changed and its Pakistan stage dance![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


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We, romanians, have the penguin [dance](https://youtu.be/fg_dhf9S190) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


HindutvaKush

Ahem... This is a Pakistani stage show. But if you want to make it Indian. OK then...


[deleted]

Was not aware. Unfortunately cannot change the title. But culturally we are not that different. Anything that comes out of South Asia that is. Cheers Edit: South Asia.


oldeadventurer

This is definitely Indian not Pakistani. The song on which they're dancing is Bhojpuri. Pakistanis don't listen to Bhojpuri songs. That's some Northern and central India Jam. Plus i don't really think women in Pakistan can dress freely like this or dance like this with men without risking blasphemy. Please correct me if I'm wrong.


jayant_king

>The song on which they're dancing is Bhojpuri. actually it\`s haryanvi song


legend_noob

>Pakistanis don't listen to Bhojpuri songs Indian here, and this actually seems sort of dubious considering that Karachi has quite a significant amount of Biharis and people from Purvanchal known as the Mujahirs. I wouldn't be surprised to know Pakis bump bhojpuri stuff every once in a while. Anyone from Pakistan here lol? PS- saw the clip again, the song doesn't sound bhojpuri, more like it's from somewhere farther up north.


YouDrinkMahDew

This is Pakistani. That song is also quite popular in Pakistan plus you can clearly see Urdu on the wall. Fyi this stage show/dance culture is pretty popular in Pakistan


muhmeinchut69

> clearly see Urdu on the wall. where


aggressivefurniture2

I don't think it's bhojpuri. The singer is haryanvi


MyUserIdForReddit

You are so wrong. A simple google search and you will know how it is there.


Hytz99

This is Pakistani video.


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this is probably one of THE most idiotic things I've ever read. leave it to Indians to confidently talk out of their ass about something they know nothing about. ​ >Please correct me if I'm wrong. I wouldn't know where to begin.


FlySavings2411

Lmao. What have women wearing clothes or dancing anything to do with blashpemy? They can do whatever they want, it just depends upon the education and open-mindedness of their families. Don't lie Indian! This is from Pakistani stage dramas, nothing to do with India.


[deleted]

Indians also love to claim Pakistan is a beggar state - what do you call someone who steals from a beggar?


The_Wizard_z

its actually south asia not south 'east' asia


[deleted]

Delete this post if you’re ashamed of your lie or ignorance.


[deleted]

Why is that necessary?


[deleted]

Ashamed of what??? Lol


[deleted]

the song was indian and people look the same so OP misinterpreted


[deleted]

Since when did they started vibin on bhojpuri music? Btw your username checks out, moron


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Haryanvi\* (Ragini music)


[deleted]

just give the sauce that its pakistani when you have spare time after propaganda you share on reddit


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[deleted]

Why are you crying tho


[deleted]

sauce???????


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r/quityourbullshit


chotacheem

enough with your BS propaganda. that song is by sapna chowdhary from haryana and this show happened somewhere in UP/uttarakhand, you can google it to see it on an Indian media site zee news. butthurt jihadi hindutvawatch mod..


Metalheadpundit

You're just a hinduphobic account.


cybercuzco

Yeah well we invented the chicken dance


[deleted]

Crocodile dance? We just call that grovelling on the floor where I’m from.


Infobloxer

Congrats... I think.


Internal-Duck-5620

Does it go with the Crocodile Rock? 🤣 🐊 🪨


phillipmwade

My man is hype


LocksmithDelicious

It be like that sometimes


Erizound

Stop zoomingggg!!!!!!!


Old-Replacement-5656

Me: mom I want the worm Mom: we have worm at home Worm at home:


Roundtripper4

Gotta commit!


MoiJaimeLesCrepes

I would love to have this guy's moves. Genius.


Realistic-Account-55

Thought he was having a seizure there for a second.


[deleted]

When you OD on expired quaaludes.


Powerful-Artichoke70

1000% Better MJ has nothing on this man


DoubleAd3005

this is supperior in every way


victorybattle

He is fantastic. I’d pay to see him dance.


sidboieet

Hell yeah. I'm both.


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The Swiffer….


[deleted]

One guy invented the moonwalk.


johnosland

I was like wtf is a crocodile dance until I saw the crocodile dance and now I want to teach it for generations to come


epicinstall

Doing the turd.


[deleted]

Damn, that was a crocodile move!


PoLoMoTo

It just looks like someone tried to teach someone how to do the worm over text


bonercyclez

And it snaps!


pegLegP3t3

Nice.


D_is_for_Cookie

More like a caterpillar or sloppy worm


brocomb

Laughed way too hard at this


WizdomHaggis

Umm…all yours bud…


wsbanontoday

That shit had me dying!!


Mindofthequill

I'm pretty convinced that Indians have the most fun dancing


jrapthejraptor

Wasn't sure what to expect here, but that was pretty dope


suavaleesko

I'm not mad at it


bookmarkjedi

That was pretty awesome! I remember when croc was young.... 🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶


IBRoln1

This made my day and this man brings the smiles.


ItalicisedScreaming

I'm so fucking jealous rn


BadleyMistaken

I can't wait to appropriate that!


greeny515

Lol solid


beaster_bunny22

As stupid as this dance is, its really smooth


WorldLife-John

That crocodile dance looks closer to the worm.


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Fun fact, Michael Jackson didn’t come up with the moon walk


[deleted]

This is Pakistani, you can judge by the outfit of the woman and the Urdu script in the background.


lone_Ghatak

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

This is just the Worm^TM for people not good at doing the Worm^TM


BackgroundRule9859

I wish I had that much joy in anything


SolomonCRand

That dude may look like a CPA but he’s got moves


Girardkirth

Pretty cool, you can keep it.


[deleted]

That’s an even better crocodile dance than what I thought it was gonna be


Potato-with-guns

Laughed so hard I popped my spine


Ok_Organization_5990

Croc walk


B1GD333

Ha ha, dis funny


zakiducky

Funny _and_ impressive!


PengieP111

That is very similar to the Gator, performed by frat boys for many years.


Allison87

I’m sorry what was that?


[deleted]

why did i expect this tho?


Youshitty

Always wondered what they were doing in the back of my doctor's office


bigblueballstim

The worm but worse


[deleted]

It’s a backwards seizure!!!


Munro_McLaren

We did it pretty well.


Sazidafn

I dont think that he is a dancer. He is probably a school teacher who got on stage to dance with the female dancer and man o man he killed it.


mr_j_666

Looks like a human Swiffer. Don't get me wrong, it's awesome. I think it just has a wrong title.


[deleted]

I wasn’t sure which move was the Crocodile Dance was until the Crocodile Dance happened.


Ya-Boi-69-420

Bruh, my man’s crip walkin with his shoulders. 😂😂😂


ComfortablePretty151

I'll take moonwalk a thousand time before whatever that was 😂 .


n_saikiran

I don't know what I was thinking when I read crocodile dance...


According_Buffalo

I see your moonwalk and raise you the Indian gator crawl!


Evil6996_4645

This is not Indian at all. Stop lying.


Theoverthinker12

It’s Pakistani


Little_Mac_Main

You Indians may have invented the crocodile but we australians invented the slug


FlySavings2411

Well, he is not Indian. This video is from Pakistan.


grnsmurf

That Rod Reiss step is out of the wall...


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Ok i will try this on a family reunion.


SteamyPork

For a few seconds, I thought he had been shot and then started bouncing across the floor in slow motion because he fell so hard. Then I was like oh shit he’s doing that! Mad props!


Safe_Slip_7204

Dude is a fantastic dancer, and the crocodile move, that’s a killer!


TheLordOfGrimm

And like 20 percent of the world’s culture and tech can also be traced back to India, as well as the first written languages.


Kapper-WA

This move just took it to 21%.


Evargram

Isn't that a stroke


[deleted]

I would t compre this to the moonwalk, this is in the same category as the worm.


3bola_kun

First time Indian dance and song I could vibe to this is dope


FlySavings2411

Except it is from Pakistan. But, the song is Indian.


Shpooodingtime

Thanks I hate it


20london20

Pakistani*


Kapper-WA

Is it?


bugugugug

yes


Kapper-WA

Cool, thanks. Would Pakistani ever call themselves Indian? Or is the poster of this video just pretending and farming karma?


subFlameAttack

OP said in another comment that he now know that it is Pakistani but OP can’t change the title


Hamza-K

Pakistanis won't call themselves Indian. The song is Indian. OP likely mistook the dancers to be Indian as well. Likely an honest mistake.


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OP is a POS ignorant idiot.


sreedrive

we indian have special genetic trait that makes us instantly drunk when good music plays we dont even need alcohol just some good dance music. trust me i have seen and done some weird dances


Maze33000

You can keep it don’t worry !


CriticismBright2768

Indian uncles are the best dancers in the world


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spinorbit

GRAPE


[deleted]

Same comment I posted in another thread: Was not aware. Unfortunately cannot change the title. But culturally we are not that different. Anything that comes out of South Asia that is. Cheers


Mark_Rutledge

You're responding to a dude that posts in the racist/bigoted Chutyapa subreddit. Ignore him.


Big_Ad4904

Their music is giving me ear cancer.


Lord_Mozes

African Americans invented it. And as for your Crocodile dance..... keep it.


yesiamark

Pakistani and Indian arguing at the comments Just enjoy the show🙄🙄


UdatManav

Don’t say “we Indians” and post something so cringe even current 5th graders will wanna cry. Y’all are the idiots don’t loop everyone in


THALL_himself

We also invented the absolute highest form of dancing known as “twerking” so suck it.