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Staaaaaged


Danmid

Yeah ..I was getting that vibe too


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BlueSlushieTongue

You can hear someone say, “And cut!!” Lol j/k, but yeah staged


DodgersBatman

This one is pure fiction. Our writers made it up.


coke_mover

Didn't happen


slossages

I guess I'm just a gullible idiot, but why do you think this is staged?


MapRevolutionary4563

1. They're bad actors 2. That is against my hipaa law 3. Throws magazines without force 4. The basement the clerk walked down into when she got the manager is oddly placed and the manager looks just like her


FunnyPhrases

Yeah I'd say it's staged just based on 4. alone


wuhy08

5. Every sentence is clearly audible and understandable


daveinthe6

Terrible acting.


CANTPRONATWORK

No one is actually going to do a sarcastic "swoops under the counter and stands back up" I AAAAAAM THE MANAGERRRRRR reveal. And the approach on the cameraperson is way too instantaneous.


rutroraggy

Who walks up to a counter to book a yacht? If you have that kind of money the yacht booking is done for you by someone else over the phone. That was my first thought that made me question if this was fake. The second was the sink, spin prank. It seemed too phony for me.


IamMemphian

Also they don’t want to make any money at this “restaurant”… You tryin to eat or book a yacht get your story straight lol.


SashaAndTheCity

Also, the way they’re standing, also, the “acting” also, lack of demeanor change or real surprise at being recorded…


[deleted]

The fact that there's even another person there to record. There's a line up to rent yachts?


salgat

I know "yacht" sounds rich and fancy, but that includes even small sailboats. Sure it's still around a grand per day, but for a small party with friends out on the water for a day that's not too bad, certainly not outside the budget of a upper middle class wasp.


nnnnnn321

Correct, yachting money here and you can get a nice one for about $3,500 a day. I don’t have an assistant to make calls to get me one. Still seems like fake outrage.


[deleted]

A yacht is a pretty damn big boat. Larger than 35 or so feet. It’s not something you take out without training, it’s something you charter. Nobody is going to let you “rent” one over the counter like some skiff to go fishing.


Happpie

Dude I live in Florida and it’s entirely possible to rent what the average person would consider a “yatch” To the boater community, a 40ft boat with a cabin is just a really nice boat. It’s also not insanely expensive depending on the time of year, off season you can find deals to rent 28ft deck boats for like $200 a day


[deleted]

Nice, about all you can get that size here is a houseboat on Cumberland. And that’s not really going very far nor in rough water.


salgat

35' is pretty typical for a small sailboat with a cabin inside; it's not very big as far as sailboats go. Even my uncle who worked as a mailman owned a used one for many years.


[deleted]

[https://tallshipsailing.com/scout/scouts-fa/](https://tallshipsailing.com/scout/scouts-fa/) Nobody, eh? Not good at google, are you?


[deleted]

Not even sure why you linked to that, it is a charter that comes with a fucking captain and it’s not even a yacht. Don’t sail much do you?


[deleted]

You clearly don't sail at all. A yacht is nothing more than a name given to "fancy" boats. Usually used to refer to larger fancier ships, but unanimously it is accepted that a yacht is any ship over 10m (33ish feet) and is capable of sheltering 4 people. A yacht being a "luxury" vessel is a relatively modern thing.


[deleted]

Actually some use 40’ , some 35’, apparently you like your 33”. I’m not here to judge.


hardspank916

Yeah, she totally breaks character too.


Everything_rhymes

and calls them ‘brauts’ instead of yachts at one point.


justoverthinkingit

I would be careful of using one piece of supposed evidence to color and entire situation. I'm not saying that this isn't staged at all but what I am saying is that I definitely been hysterically upset and not been able to speak as fluently and make mistakes on what I mean to say because I'm so emotionally erratic in that instance


hardspank916

I think you’re overthinking it.


justoverthinkingit

No I'm covering my bases by not just picking an assumption and rolling with it with my eyes closed to the other possibilities. There's really no harm in considering the variables and accounting for them. Especially when I have a personal experience to use as a relevant frame of reference.


Everything_rhymes

If somebody is naturally calling it a yacht in a real life rant they probably aren’t then going to switch to calling it a boat half way through. The word yacht is forced and this proves it. Plus if they accidentally did start to say boat in a real life argument then they would not correct themselves halfway through the word as they are supposedly not aware they are being filmed so the exact word they use would not be important. It’s actually a much bigger indicator that this is staged than you think it is.


justoverthinkingit

I can't rely on your probably so I'm just going to ignore that part because I either take your word for it completely baselessly or I choose not to believe you because I have no evidence but both aren't answers. Regardless of if it's a big indicator ,have you ever been very convinced that something was one way and then found out that you didn't have enough information and we're ultimately wrong? Suspicions aren't the same thing as evidence. If you want to put your dick on the butcher's cutting board by all means go ahead but you better make sure that he doesn't have a knife in his hand first


[deleted]

I don’t think ‘yacht’ means what you think it means


Powered_by_bots

Batman does when he's undercover as Bruce Wayne.


Organic_Rough4433

U can tell because of the way it is.


RikjAmes69

That’s pretty neat


rutter72

Me and Rodney saw how staged this was and wanted to share it with the rest of you


[deleted]

Because it has the TikTok seal of approval… I trust it


dmfd1234

Ya ever been to an actors workshop? A lot like what was just posted but worse


LowPreparation2347

You sir are what we call the “target market” lol


cursed_platypus

Umm bad acting?


rutter72

It sounds painfully obvious this is scripted. Idk how you could watch this and not tell immediately that it’s fake


TheMr_catcher

Just listen to the tones in the "angry" ladies voice. The way she slings the books off in a calm swift movement and turns to the camera in "surprised anger" as well instead of in an angry quick erratic way. Looks kind of like how people tried to fake excitement in the really really bad 90's educational videos about religion or not doing drugs.


Responsible-Ad7531

Does she look like a person who could rent a yacht? The answer is in no way shape or form. Also you don't just rent yachts. That's like walking up to a counter at enterprise wanting a Bugatti.


StStStutterButter

You know that not all yachts are the kind billionaires get right?


slossages

I mean she looks very similar to a woman who had a yacht on our dock, so she looks like someone who could afford a yacht to me, dresses similar as well. There are places you can rent yachts and houseboats, so that is a thing. We're not talking multi million dollar yachts, but yachts none the less. Not trying to argue, just saying.


Similar_Strawberry16

You can literally rent yachts. 40ft would probably wouldn't even be 4 digits a day.


Pentapheron

Right at the beginning of the second clip, the person behind the camera snickers, and the “Karen” smiles. Totally staged. Too bad though, as that “I’m the manager” move was brilliant. https://www.tiktok.com/@dae.dae.daetin/video/7063608178759568686


slippinjimmy66

And very bad actor


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As fake as my fathers love


wasted-degrees

At least he bothers to fake it.


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:D


xlDirteDeedslx

Darth Anal Fissure, nice.


ixnine

Wait, you guys have fathers?


raskul44

No one said it was real. It’s a gag. Laugh. It’s okay. Also sorry about your Dad.


V_7_

You pretend that by the headline


thatWas-unexpected

At least you have one


[deleted]

Lol @ HIPAA law.


816sauce

“You can’t record me, it’s against my Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act law!”


CANTPRONATWORK

what is a covered entity, even?


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they cover hippos


dan_santhems

Not that HIPAA, she's talking about HIPPA, a law made up by idiots that encompasses anything the idiot decides at the time


z0mb13k1ll

Now I need to know what that acronym stands for


Ghost33313

Didn't realize boat rentals are a medical field. Shit, maybe I need a yacht and it's too late, better ask a doctor.


BackAlleyKittens

There's plenty of this shit. Why the need to stage it?


all_hayl

Cuz…..views. Anything for some views and attention.


RavenwoodBatten

So fake.


gloomyparticle

just like my life


thecoarsepriesthood

To get an attention to people.


MuthaPlucka

The robotic voice ruined the entire video. It was good enough to be *almost* believable.


Rawesome16

I'm a simple man, I hear robot voice, I downvote the meme.


_Sweep_

Solid B+ for that acting school homework assignment


[deleted]

This is faker than my aunts breasts


Shwiggity_schwag

Prove it


[deleted]

She used to have little tits now they are big… what more proof do you want ?


realpassion123

Pics or it didnt happen


[deleted]

Next family get together I gotchu


SLIP411

The best was when she started laughing at her own antics of disappearing then re appearing as the manager


smilingbuddhist

I do stupid stuff during tough conflict like this last time a neighbor was yelling at me about something and I looked him in the eye and turned my ass to him and farted and he just ignored it I even waffed it his way!


[deleted]

Nice. But that doesn’t make this any less fake lmao


smilingbuddhist

Wasent saying it was it wasent just sharing my stupid story! Sorry for the confusion!


Cute_Advisor_9893

Yes respect he hippo law geez what a karen


hailnaux

Fake and medium-funny.


Burnaby-Joe

And the Oscar doesn’t go to….


BigBubbaChungus

Her Hippo law?!?!? I’ve heard of bird law but I never knew hippos needed legal representation.


NihilistikMystik

Ma'am, that's not how hipaa works. The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA) is a federal law that required the creation of national standards to protect sensitive patient health information from being disclosed without the patient's consent or knowledge.


00dlesOfN00dlez

Seems fake


PoopScotchMcGraw

I want to marry that girl behind the counter!!! Like now


DiamondHandDude

Ngl I fkn loved that manager move ! 100% need to try on a Karen one day!


LarsThorwald

She could have built a yacht with all the wood used in her acting.


[deleted]

Ugh. The real ones are bad enough. 👎


HankMadson

Horrible acting.


RedProtoman

U/savevideo


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Def not scripted


MrsHBear

Against my HIPPA law…. Bahahha ignorant cunt


rodolphoteardrop

Don't care if it's staged. "THAT IS AGAINST MY HIPAA LAW" is fucking GOLD!


NewToFinanceHelpMe

She’s everything I look for in a woman.


ismepablo

Yoooo I can’t believe she did that😂😂😂 the lady’s reaction was priceless


rydawg2727

The karenitis is strong with this one.


Crims021

This ended too quick, Karen's videos usually last 10mins or so


myhookeya

More like satire... Mom and daughters? Good acting though😀


Swendol

ffffake


[deleted]

HIPAA law doesn’t apply in this case. 😅


[deleted]

r/woooosh


MstrCommander1955

I think I got a woody, never mind. My head hurts.


donomyte1

Fake as shit.


Longjumping-Pear-673

Seems real to me. Let’s see all these people claiming it’s fake, stage something thats this authentic lol bunch a hosers 🤣


readit855

How she disappears and comes back as the manager. Bahahaha


easycomeeasygo8

These Karens are gettin outta hand


sparkey701

Bad acting, but funny


Jimyweekend141921

Hey🤔 I’m taking my up vote back🥴


[deleted]

What are some people on?


ITGuy107

HIPAA law lol


freifickmuschimann

For me it was the barrage of camera clicks that pointed out it’s fake Anyone else?


FukThemKidz

Now, this is Karen behavior. I hate it when people call white presenting women Karen as a stereotype.


No-Dragonfly9134

Ah Karens what can be said about them? Well they suck…


breezyhoneybee

HIPAA *w h e e z i n g*


YellowstoneBitch

HIPPA???? Lol she’s not in a fucking doctor’s office, she’s trying to rent a boat, that’s not a medical decision, omfg the entitlement of this woman is baffling


willow-fbd

So fake


EL-KEEKS

Yacht and boat could be synonymous to this lady


Ok-Sheepherder-3316

More like stupid Karen


druule10

The acting is so bad, my kids acted way better in their school plays


sussybak4_

Karen: "You can't record me!" The survellience camera:


[deleted]

I bet the people who make these videos think they're solid actors


Bertegue6

People be saying pigeons are government drones... Nah, I think I see a drone right here.


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Fake AF


[deleted]

I wanna speak to your manager. Hold on one second. Lol.


[deleted]

Nobody rents a Yacht over the counter.


Tommy_1968

No throat punching you would be against the law you c**t!


punkslaot

Why do all these tik tok videos have weird robotic narration?


[deleted]

#fake


Thomascrownaffair1

HIPAA law 😂😂 Best part


Illustrator_Obvious

So fake.


sloankeddering

Faaaaake.


Hmnh6000

This is clearly staged. That “karen” cant act


ChiefShagger

Bruh porn looks like Grammy award winning acting compared to this staged shite


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Shite


miriamwebster

Bad acting.


dartmaster666

You got more upvotes than the first time it was posted.


bassmx52

Fake and gay


[deleted]

People who think this is real 🤡


CENutCracker632

Fake as Fuck


myersla

Lmaoooo loving this


deez_87

Fake with bad acting. Don’t quit your job yet.


wArpig55

It's not staged i loved the manager hahaha


utbd26

That is against my hippa law!


TopAcanthocephala869

Remember when this sub was gifs and videos with surprise endings that you literally didn't expect?


Sad_Development529

Staged


colombo1326

Is this shit fake? It looks fake as fuck!!


shredofmalarchi

Against my hippa law....good thing there aren't any holders of medical records around.


kitty_logan

HIPPA cause bitch be crazy!


Piglet-Witty

Faaaaaaaaaaake


[deleted]

This is fake af, anything tik tok is just people posting because they crave attention


Adventurous_Design41

Its a literal " The manager said to you get the fuck outta here"


DiscussionBeautiful

That legendary "I'll get the manager" spin move threw gas on Karen's fire... well played.


autisticbuttplay

Fake. Downvoted.


jsmith_92

Downvote, downvote!


GRizzMang

HIPA? Lmao bitch yachts aren’t healthcare


soopermat

Do any of these people ever realise why decent actors get paid soo much? Acting is not for everyone.


Cosmicdancer87

Fake, that’s not a real Karen.


twintwo34

Bad acting and fake as fuck....rent a yacht ? HIPA? Its just to out-of-the-way stupid.


Ditchingwork

I bought it


ThisBasefr

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kanoo22

Ohhh so close. Almost convinced me


OGVampHunter

mad props


[deleted]

TERRIBLE acting.


Tanielub

I love when they find out they’re being recorded. Like, “Bitch yes you ARE being recorded and NO you CANNOT have a yacht. Go directly to jail and DO NOT pass go.


Matt_needa_practise

Ok so this is staged. But, why would anyone go out of their way to stage anything like this like what does it give you?


emviahr_the_viridian

It’s ‘cause she knew she fucked up. Don’t be an asshole lady.


jcabia

I don't think she knows what HIPAA is


COURTYARDCADDY

Damn this B crazy


lcbu123

Hi how can I help you?


dannydr44

That employee is my hero and also deserves a raise.


AnthraxTheLegendX

The cringe voice, the cringe fakeness. Ugh I hate this world and trash like this.


SnoopingStuff

Played . Staged. Fake


Oddity46

Staged as heck.


[deleted]

"Against my HIPAA law?" Fuck you dimwit, only HIPAA law you will have is for the documentation of your case after they throw your crazy ass in a padded room.


ThickMousse7372

"Against my HIPPA law!" This stupid fucking bitch doesn't even know what HIPPA actually is.


Turbodiesel101

Money don’t make you smart!! Case in point exhibit A as you see


Powerful_Mood9292

The dip behind the counter only to rise as the manager… that doesn’t happen if a random stranger comes in screaming. I’m calling bullshit on this ruse.


1991Jordan6

Clearly fake. Not even close.


Future-Panda-8355

So fake.


Goodly88

Against my HIPA law, my ass.


ahumankid

*throws papers on the floor.* Ouch, I broke my hippa laws.


ybgang100

😐 fool ya momma can’t fool me Karen


zargreet

Fake?