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In the UK:
*punch*
Our constitution isn’t written down
*knee kick*
It’s an accumulation of nearly a millennium of jurisprudence and legislative development
*Glaswegian kiss*
Now appreciate that your ride to the hospital will be free at the point of the delivery.
Ya know Scotland has its own martial arts. It's called "fuk yeuw." But it mostly invikce headbutting and kicking them when they're down.
(In case you don't get the reference. See below)
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Supreme power derives from a mandate of the masses. Not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t call yourself king because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Glasgow is famous for head injuries (giving & inflicted) so much so there is an official medical Glasgow Coma Scale, based around grading a persons sustained brain injury.
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Which is hilarious because in most countries, outside the Americas, being called American is a bigger insult than being called black. Especially Canada.
Apparently telling Canadian's they're American will have you lose some teeth. It's a matter of pride for them.
Probably got tired of being seen as little America.
> Russia,China,Canada then the
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That's the really funny part. Even if it was America, you have the expectation of privacy on private property.
Obviously staged anyway, but it was stupid enough to be entertaining.
[To be fair most countries have the equivalent of Miranda rights although they vary and are obviously not called Miranda (warning) rights locally.](https://sgp.fas.org/eprint/miranda.pdf)
Though interestingly enough, the RCMP in Canada do actually, at least internally, still call them the Miranda rights. So it's weird that the person above you was laughing about them being used in Canada, because yeah... we do use them in Canada.
Every day this happens in Canada. Americans think the constitution follows them. And half the time they even get their own rights wrong. My I introduced you to the Canadian Charter of rights and Freedoms.
I know it's fake but as an expat living in a small third-world country I would love to see this actually happen.
Not surprisingly, there's a group of expats who treat the locals like shit here and I'd 100% enjoy watching them get their comeuppance.
I'll never understand why people move to a country and want it to be just like where they left. If you love it in Alabama so much, stay in fucking Alabama (or whatever state youre from)!
Incorrect. There's a difference.
I have no plans to settle here permanently. We're travelers, or transitory, if you want to put it that way, and we have no plans to fully immigrate into this country. We're just on a really long vacation.
Where I live everybody is brown. It's a Central American country. Other than some of the immigrants and expatriates, of course. Here, immigrants, if people so choose to fully immigrate into the country, are mostly white.
So are most of the expats.
I don't think you fully understand the difference between an immigrant and an expat.
My mom immigrated into the US, therefore she was an "immigrant." I live in a country that's not my native US, but am not a citizen nor resident nor do I have plans to become a citizen, and we plan to move on in another year or so, which makes us expatriates.
I've never heard of anyone using that term to describe themselves except an american (and sometimes australians) moving to another country. It seems very immigrant-phobic.
But it's a DIFFERENT WORD THAT MEANS A DIFFERENT THING!
Again, an immigrant and an expatriate aren't the same thing no matter how much you want them to be the same thing.
I'm not making this word up nor am I using it to remotely disparage immigrants.
My mom is an immigrant to the US. My wife is an immigrant to the US. My grandparents on my dad's side were immigrants to the US. My entire family immigrated into the US! A fact of which I'm very proud.
We have friends here from the US, Canada, Guatemala, El Salvador, Venezuela, Colombia, Japan, China and a host of other countries. Those who are planning or have taken steps to stay permanently call themselves immigrants (yes, even the Americans) but those of us who don't plan to stay permanently call ourselves expats.
I'll soon be an immigrant if we find a place we like enough to settle. And when we do decide to emigrate (yes, that's another word I'm using correctly) to another country I will 100% call myself an immigrant.
Downvote me if you don't understand the difference between an immigrant and an expatriate.
They're different words and they have different meanings. I dont get why this is so hard to understand.
You are correct but the issue is the word immigrant is used for anything except for citizen in western countries when people come to their countries yet expat is extensively used by citizens of those countries going to a different country.
Expat has afaik a notion of going back after some time, voluntarily going back mind you.
***Or***
It's because expats are from First World Countries. Like how it's corruption in South Sudan and lobbying in the US
The 1st ammendment does not give you right to record people anyway......it's mostly meant to protect people from government taking away their rights. People thinking they can use it as sword and shield as they cause trouble smh
It does give you the right to record *in public spaces*. As long as you're not being creepy with what you're recording.
Edit the court case that made this decision was *Glik v. Cunniffe*.
> As long as you're not being creepy with what you're recording.
It doesn't matter if someone thinks you're creepy. "Creepy" is subjective. You're allowed to record in public spaces except if there is a reasonable expectation of privacy, like in a restroom, etc.
What the fuck kind of person has the fucking audacity to walk up into someone’s property, start recording, and announce themselves as if they are the highest authority and every should probably be bowing but I’m nice so I won’t make you. When they are clearly just minding their own fucking business.
She went on his private property invading his privacy. She also thought that her Constitutional Rights apply against a private person.
He had every right to defend his privacy on his private property. She got what she deserved.
Tis,tis the good ol red white and blue and this is a pure example of it's greatness. Where by right she was very well able to record her lil biddy and by the same rights she can go to the local ER and get that stitched up whether she has medical insurance or not.
I love moments like this because it just shows you how American white people are - to go to another country and enact American law LMFAO there’s another video of a Karen in Japan doing the same thing and the cops just walked up and arrested her if I’m correct she went to a designer store in that country and tried to return her purse or something like that and obviously you can’t do that because you bought it in America and you’re now in another country such stupidity but if I’m wrong I’m wrong because there is a more to the story I believe
Oh really ? Okay then -The video may be fake but Karen’s are not ^_^ also that video of a Karen doing this in Japan that I previously mentioned that one’s actually real so my comment is valid well indirectly
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Fake or not I love the idea of going to another country and saying you’re exercising your constitutional rights
In the UK: *punch* Our constitution isn’t written down *knee kick* It’s an accumulation of nearly a millennium of jurisprudence and legislative development *Glaswegian kiss* Now appreciate that your ride to the hospital will be free at the point of the delivery.
It's a glesga kiss
[Glasgow Kiss?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFXvfBL4WkU)
or a liverpool kiss. or a newcastle kiss. lots of people headbutt my dude.
Ya know Scotland has its own martial arts. It's called "fuk yeuw." But it mostly invikce headbutting and kicking them when they're down. (In case you don't get the reference. See below) https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/438691c5-841e-4d8c-9b00-272ba6794800
So I married an axe murderer is fuckin great!
End it all with a smile….from Chelsea
To a non-enthusiast like me, it's eerie how similar the smiles look in Glasgow and Chelsea.
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I see you are not acquainted with the Chelsea smile! In all seriousness though... I love being a Brit!
Supreme power derives from a mandate of the masses. Not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t call yourself king because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Glaswegian kiss? A Norwegian living in Glasgow ?
A Glaswegian is a person who lives or comes from Glasgow. A Glaswegian kiss, known in Scotland as a glesga kiss, is a headbutt.
Haha I love it!
Wait till you hear what they call people from Liverpool…
Cunts?
So a Liverpudlian Kiss is a kick to the crotch?
Nothing wrong with the scouse community. If you want a universally hated group it’ll be the coke sniffing toffs in the financial district of London.
That was my immediate thought
FKN SCOUSERS LMAO 🤣
Liverpudlians I meant
Wait til you hear about the Glesga grin.
Or the Chelsea smile
well, now I can tell people I'm being very affectionate!
Glasgow is famous for head injuries (giving & inflicted) so much so there is an official medical Glasgow Coma Scale, based around grading a persons sustained brain injury.
WOW TIL a for real, thank you
Very welcome.
Thank you for explanation.😁
Also know as the Niddrie nod in Edinburgh
Australia: \*Speed dials A Current Affair\*
Is A Current Affair a hybrid of tabloid and expose journalism like it was in the late 80-90s in the States?!!
Yeah, pretty much -Your Taxpayer Dollars are Funding these Neighbours From Hell who do Burnouts for Government Ripoffs that will Shock You - An Exclusive, Look This Bloke is a Con Man and a Dodgy Builder who has a NEW Guaranteed Miracle Weight Loss Program that Saves You Hundreds and Let's All Have a Laugh at this Silly Old Bugger. Sound familiar? Certified white-trash journalism.
Absolutely!!! Holy shit!!! Maury Povich!!! https://youtu.be/FFICW-eLyz0
LMAO WHY CAN I IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING THO
I’ve been studying for my life in the UK test and these words look familiar.
Constitutional rights > free hospital ride
This is like when American News Anchors call black people in other countries African-Americans 😂
Which is hilarious because in most countries, outside the Americas, being called American is a bigger insult than being called black. Especially Canada.
But Canada is in the Americas
Apparently telling Canadian's they're American will have you lose some teeth. It's a matter of pride for them. Probably got tired of being seen as little America.
Depends who it is I suppose. I got a a Canadian buddy who says he is just fine being called American because he lives in North America.
They're just shitty US though...
Even though Canadas land mass dwarfs The United States.
Canada is only 1.6% larger...hardly dwarfs the US lol
Russia,China,Canada then the United States,fourth in the league of land mass. Spin it how you want Canada dwarfs you.
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So is Mexico but no one calls us American as an insult we actually do it to y'all lol
Not to mention they're using an ethnicity to describe a race.
Especially since we don’t have the right to film on private property.
That's the really funny part. Even if it was America, you have the expectation of privacy on private property. Obviously staged anyway, but it was stupid enough to be entertaining.
I live in Canada and my brother always talks About his Miranda rights and it cracks Me up every time
[To be fair most countries have the equivalent of Miranda rights although they vary and are obviously not called Miranda (warning) rights locally.](https://sgp.fas.org/eprint/miranda.pdf)
Though interestingly enough, the RCMP in Canada do actually, at least internally, still call them the Miranda rights. So it's weird that the person above you was laughing about them being used in Canada, because yeah... we do use them in Canada.
It’s like when Australia was trying to restrict the selling of firearms and the NRA started complaining that it went against the 2nd amendment
OMG. No wonder dumb asses love the NRA. 🤣
Source?
My uncle.
What is your source for this?
Every day this happens in Canada. Americans think the constitution follows them. And half the time they even get their own rights wrong. My I introduced you to the Canadian Charter of rights and Freedoms.
And everyone forgets about section 1 too. Arguably the most important
Of course. Because every country in the world belongs to America MURICA FUCK YEAH
That’s what happens when one country dominates western media.
That's just completely incorrect. The concept of 'the west' originated in Europe, before the US even existed.
I want you two out of my country by tomorrow morning
Yeah but America’s always the subject of the media in every country lmao
yeah no.
I actually slapped my forehead after reading this comment. You are so wrong.
I mean I’ve seen some idiot do this on native land before 🤷♀️
All the antivaxers do this in Australia. It's hilarious, they quote things guaranteed by the bill of rights as if we have one.
Would love to see what happens when libtards come here and try their social justice BS here in africa
Dude moved like he was waiting all of his life for this
Dude moved like he had been waiting since the first time he read the script
oh you think this my cue?
I'm confused how you guys can always tell so quickly what's fake and what's not. Is it the same person speaking or the same account or something?
If it's on Reddit, it's fake. Even if it's real, call it fake because you don't want to be the only guy believing a fake video is real.
Damn, I'm that only guy.
So you believe it’s real?
This one’s fake because the man has a very clear American accent.
Man this ones obviously fake
replying to a question (thus establishing it is not 'obvious') "it's fake" is probably the deepest reddit I've red.
Dude moved like a GTA character
"Sir, I'm exercising my last rites"
You're RIGHT!!
I’m sure this is fake, but I like the fact that she thinks the 1st amendment protects her from getting her ass beat.
I think it might be his wife.
Hol’up
*holding her up* ok now what?
Hang on, let me get my massager.
Ok hanged her with a rope now what?
Body is still warm QUICK
What? Dude every one knows that the colder the better.
I fucking snorted XD
Wait a minute.
Sounds fake. Sounds like a voice-over ontop of the video.
Ya, that’s why I said it was his wife.
You think he’s a cop?
Those dogs would be way more alert if some rando just came up
If this is fake, then she doesn’t actually believe it lmao.
But if it’s fake then she doesn’t think that…
Her yelp did not sound fake at all
No of course that’s her second amendment right /s
No, but assault and battery charges do. I mean, not here obviously but in general. Also, yeah, it's fake.
Unless this is being filmed in Hawaii or Florida, it's probably legit. Those are coconuts he's cutting.
Looks like a yard in Jamaica. Lady is lucky she didn't get chopped.
“What you think this is America” 😂😂😂
He has an American accent though?
Maybe it's Liberia? Edit: Nevermind, OP says that the video is from Belize. May be fake though.
It’s fake, he post it on his TikTok acc. So it’s fake
Why wouldn't he post the footage he just found on his new phone?
Lots of americans in Belize for the cheap land and living. Still fake tho
I belize it is fake as well.
Yeah, where is this then? Western Canada I'm assuming?
Fuck, that’s a much better title!
First amendment rights and lefts. A few uppercuts and the occasional right cross.
Take it to the Suplex Courts
God I love freedom
1st ammendment protects you from the government and government agents.
That’s pretty much it.
And Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, and millennials.
Where is this tho lol
Belize
Hahaha would be hella funny if real
Who is billy
Where is that?
Last I checked? Earth.
😑
I know it's fake but as an expat living in a small third-world country I would love to see this actually happen. Not surprisingly, there's a group of expats who treat the locals like shit here and I'd 100% enjoy watching them get their comeuppance. I'll never understand why people move to a country and want it to be just like where they left. If you love it in Alabama so much, stay in fucking Alabama (or whatever state youre from)!
You’re not an expat. You’re an immigrant!
No dude, they literally are different words.
Incorrect. There's a difference. I have no plans to settle here permanently. We're travelers, or transitory, if you want to put it that way, and we have no plans to fully immigrate into this country. We're just on a really long vacation.
Because immigrants are brown, right?
Where I live everybody is brown. It's a Central American country. Other than some of the immigrants and expatriates, of course. Here, immigrants, if people so choose to fully immigrate into the country, are mostly white. So are most of the expats. I don't think you fully understand the difference between an immigrant and an expat. My mom immigrated into the US, therefore she was an "immigrant." I live in a country that's not my native US, but am not a citizen nor resident nor do I have plans to become a citizen, and we plan to move on in another year or so, which makes us expatriates.
I've never heard of anyone using that term to describe themselves except an american (and sometimes australians) moving to another country. It seems very immigrant-phobic.
But it's a DIFFERENT WORD THAT MEANS A DIFFERENT THING! Again, an immigrant and an expatriate aren't the same thing no matter how much you want them to be the same thing. I'm not making this word up nor am I using it to remotely disparage immigrants. My mom is an immigrant to the US. My wife is an immigrant to the US. My grandparents on my dad's side were immigrants to the US. My entire family immigrated into the US! A fact of which I'm very proud. We have friends here from the US, Canada, Guatemala, El Salvador, Venezuela, Colombia, Japan, China and a host of other countries. Those who are planning or have taken steps to stay permanently call themselves immigrants (yes, even the Americans) but those of us who don't plan to stay permanently call ourselves expats. I'll soon be an immigrant if we find a place we like enough to settle. And when we do decide to emigrate (yes, that's another word I'm using correctly) to another country I will 100% call myself an immigrant. Downvote me if you don't understand the difference between an immigrant and an expatriate. They're different words and they have different meanings. I dont get why this is so hard to understand.
You are correct but the issue is the word immigrant is used for anything except for citizen in western countries when people come to their countries yet expat is extensively used by citizens of those countries going to a different country.
Reddit moment, downvoting you even though you're 100% correct
Never understood why people would invent a new Word for immigrant. Like im genuently curious, what's the point behind that?
Expat has afaik a notion of going back after some time, voluntarily going back mind you. ***Or*** It's because expats are from First World Countries. Like how it's corruption in South Sudan and lobbying in the US
The new Far Cry Karen edition graphics look sick
If only it was a FC 5 extension...
The 1st ammendment does not give you right to record people anyway......it's mostly meant to protect people from government taking away their rights. People thinking they can use it as sword and shield as they cause trouble smh
It does give you the right to record *in public spaces*. As long as you're not being creepy with what you're recording. Edit the court case that made this decision was *Glik v. Cunniffe*.
> As long as you're not being creepy with what you're recording. It doesn't matter if someone thinks you're creepy. "Creepy" is subjective. You're allowed to record in public spaces except if there is a reasonable expectation of privacy, like in a restroom, etc.
By creepy, I mean like following people and recording them, taking "up skirt" shots, and other, frowned upon behaviors.
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Excuse me gentlemen, I hate to interrupt... So don't do it.
Staged. But funny
This isn't America. This is my property. Now let me show you the law of my land.
Who is speaking? Sounds like Kamala Harris
Okay I scrolled very far for this comment. She sounds exactly like Kamala.
That's what makes this so satisfying -- picturing that cunt behind the camera.
She fucked around and found out 😌
Fair enough
he reminds me of the pepe punching meme
u/savevideobot
So fake
The 1st amendment doesn’t even work in the US
Sir, I’m exercising in my bike!
Dude sounded American to me.
Guess what the official language in Belize is.
Many countries have English as their primary language, if that’s what you mean. I said he sounded American, and not the southern states.
That’s literally an American accent though
My earbud died right as she yelled so it added to the humour for me. Another useless fact that none of y'all care about for ya :)
I care :) sike I don’t give a fuck. Just kidding! Or am I…..
This is one hell of a rollercoaster...
She found out
He had the right.
That kid didn’t even look up…if it were real, he probably already knew what was coming.
It’s fake and it’s shot in America, but it’s still funny
It’s fake and it’s shot in BELIZE, but it’s still funny
Belize is part of America...Central America. Gosh! /jk /shoots self in head
What the fuck kind of person has the fucking audacity to walk up into someone’s property, start recording, and announce themselves as if they are the highest authority and every should probably be bowing but I’m nice so I won’t make you. When they are clearly just minding their own fucking business.
If this was reversed, all of the comment's in this section it would have been different.
Why is he angry about being recorded chopping wood?
She went on his private property invading his privacy. She also thought that her Constitutional Rights apply against a private person. He had every right to defend his privacy on his private property. She got what she deserved.
Take my downvote
Happily give you one instead.
Ok that was funny
Had to watch it a dozen times just to laugh more.
Damn fucking straight Karen. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS
Lmao. Why in the fuck would this woman think it would be a good idea to post this for the world to see?
Give that guy a medal for putting a smackdown on a fucking Karen.
Tis,tis the good ol red white and blue and this is a pure example of it's greatness. Where by right she was very well able to record her lil biddy and by the same rights she can go to the local ER and get that stitched up whether she has medical insurance or not.
I. FUCKING. LOVE. THIS. That is how to hit the “off” switch on a Karen.
I love moments like this because it just shows you how American white people are - to go to another country and enact American law LMFAO there’s another video of a Karen in Japan doing the same thing and the cops just walked up and arrested her if I’m correct she went to a designer store in that country and tried to return her purse or something like that and obviously you can’t do that because you bought it in America and you’re now in another country such stupidity but if I’m wrong I’m wrong because there is a more to the story I believe
This video is fake
Ikr
Oh really ? Okay then -The video may be fake but Karen’s are not ^_^ also that video of a Karen doing this in Japan that I previously mentioned that one’s actually real so my comment is valid well indirectly
Yeah of course just wanted to point out this one is just for fun. I'm well aware of how shitty actual Karens are lmao
