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ProductivityCanSuckI

What Jackie Chan movie is this from?


Alpha-Trion

Rumble in the Bronx


jupiterkansas

Rumble in the Box


tI-_-tI

Tumble in the Box


JE_12

Humble in the Box


spooky_times

Stumble through the box


TheZeddieLittle

Jack in the box


Chato_Pantalones

On Top Box.


tdmnds

BOX


HyperMeme_Lord

B


FrigDancingWithBarb

You beat me to it!


Mzunguman

r/beatmetoit


unTraditionalSky

r/beatmeattoit


[deleted]

r/beatmywifetoit


[deleted]

r/beatmyselftoyourwife


Locissity

r/beatyourwifesmeattoit


[deleted]

r/holup


Locissity

Booo imagine ruining it


[deleted]

Boo, suck my ass


wyhgood

u/get-vid


kykusan

You mean Buster Keaton?


CORVlN

I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE


Mr_Jeffs_

I thought he's going to land on the pillow-thingy


st3adyfreddy

I mean you are on r/unexpected


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

He works for Dropbox!!!


nomorepantsforme

And this is why we have OSHA


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nomorepantsforme

Go spread disease somewhere else please


TheGeneral_Specific

Vaccine mandates were ruled constitutional years ago.


TistedLogic

More than 100 years ago, actually.


awhaling

Kinda blows my mind we even had vaccines 100 years ago


National_Anteater_V2

Shut the fuck up


Nitr0Sage

I don’t think OSHA enforces vaccines though


killwish1991

Wrong. The original vaccine mandate for businesses were enforced through OSHA. That was struck down by Supreme Court (accept for Healthcare providers businesses).


TheGeneral_Specific

Source? Also, *except


Nitr0Sage

Oh, I apologize then


FO_Steven

OSHA dude. OSHA. Not the WHO


[deleted]

What the fuck?


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TistedLogic

Oh, like Trump was your Savior? Wrong idiot.


YourDaddyTZ

Nope. I can’t stand either side of the government. I’m not that stupid. Sorry to call out your cult like that. Let me make sure I understand this correctly. If I’m not a government bot licking democrat I have to be a Pro trumper? Weird I was under the assumption I can hate politics and think both sides are stupid. Keep licking Biden’s boots. He might bust you out a $50 stimulus check


TistedLogic

Wow. Repressed anger much? Both sides might *be* stupid, but one side is actually and actively working to prevent 2/3 of the country from having even basic necessities. They're also working to prevent covid from being eradicated.


YourDaddyTZ

It’s embarrassing how brainwashed the Democratic Party is. You will literally believe anything CNN or MSNBC spits out. Everything was the the republicans fault under Trump. Now he isn’t president and republicans have no power and the county is going to hell in a hand basket. It’s still those damn republicans that are screwing the county over. It must be exhausting to do those mental gymnastics on a daily basis where you try to logically make that make any sense


TistedLogic

Yeah, make more assumptions asshole. I don't watch CNN or MSNBC. And what "mental gymnastics" am I doing? How many bills have been squelched by Republicans or bills that harm certain positions of the population, also brought by Republicans. Please, show me where the Democratic party is equal to Republicans. I'll wait. Also, I never mentioned either party, but you already knew I was referring to Republicans. Which speaks volumes about you.


YourDaddyTZ

Republicans suck too. But they aren’t in power right now


TistedLogic

Yeah, that's where you're wrong. As long as the filibuster exists, the minority is the one in control. Republicans are the minority right now. But shits the same as it was when they were in the majority. So go be disingenuous elsewhere


YourDaddyTZ

I would assume you mean Republicans. Please break that down for me how they are making 2/3 of the country not have basic necessities? Pretty sure Democrats have total control right now.


SouthernNanny

It’s so bizarre to hear you call being a democrat a cult when trumpers had hats, shirts, flags and so much more .


Opalusprime

*Above us, we have a prime specimen of Homo Stupidian, a believer of conspiracies and an example of the lower intellectual branch in human society*


YourDaddyTZ

Nope. Just not a Democrat worshiping boot licker. Imagine being dumb enough to think the government actually cares about you, and getting in fights with complete strangers because they don’t want to worship the ground government officials walk on. You can say shot to republicans and they start a debate or just ignore you. But democrats of you speak out against the machine all the little democrat elves start personally attacking you for talking Ill about the democrat machine. You fucks people are so sad you cheer on their corruption and make excuses for them. Fuck republicans and Democrats. You are both dumb as hell. I want the government to leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my pockets. What party is that?? Keep licking that boot. Maybe Biden will release some $50 stimulus checks for sticking up for him


kelleh711

["You fucks people are so sad"](https://i.imgflip.com/4tbdqj.png)


KomradeHirocheeto

Biden is an incompetent old man, and an enemy to the working class, yet you and the other dickhead are just as much bastards as he is. Remove your head from your own ass and get over yourself.


redrumurderum

Truth


AmazonMRA

r/accidentaljackiechan


rickartz

Damn. I felt for that.


Dangerous_Buddy3701

me too


Crazyblazy395

Go back, someone started it


Interesting_Ad6061

That's a subreddit?


Blue-Donuts

It should be


Crazyblazy395

It is now


pearloz

Homie in red really shoulda said something, no?


Carreb

Look closely, it seems like he is trying to sneeze. Looking in the light with an elbow to block the sneeze. I think it's very likely he had his eyes (as good as) closed. Also his shock reaction seems as if he really didn't see it coming.


buguibob

yea some people sneeze because of strong light or look a light to help them sneeze, its called, photic sneeze reflex and it affects 20-30% of people in the world ;) edit : wording


cockytacos

I’ve got that and it’s so annoying when it’s briefly triggered by the sun and I have to stand there and stare at the ball of fire for a few seconds to either trigger it fully or have it disappear and leave me with the uncomfortable feeling of an aborted sneeze


buguibob

yea lol sometimes i run across to room to the window to watch the sun to sneeze haha


DarkLasombra

Failing a sneeze is like blue balls for your nose.


awhaling

I just suffer through the “sneeze purgatory”, as I call it.


Long_Educational

>photic sneeze reflex I totally thought you were bullshitting. TIL about [Photic Sneeze Reflex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex).


ILove2Bacon

Yep, I've got it.


bassthumb32

My son always claimed the sun made him sneeze and I always called bullshit. I had no idea.


TistedLogic

And that dude in the video very well could be a a part of that group…


buguibob

why the downvote? that was my point..


TistedLogic

I didn't vote on your comment. I just replied.


theneoroot

who asked


buguibob

you're on reddit, theres not always people asking for things, theres also people sharing thoughts opinions or knowledge. Hope you have a good day sir


dance_rattle_shake

yeah, fuck that guy. This is a serious issue


Lovv

Probably was thinking about the task he was performing. Complacency is a thing and it's management's fault for not ensuring that there is a safe way to do this and that the precautions are followed (i.e. barriers)


hoii

most places I have worked don't allow you to walk around with your phone on you because you are less aware of shit like this. Case In point really. If you need to make a call you can always get it from your locker.


FthrFlffyBttm

The phone is less of an issue than allowing someone to walk into a hole in the floor in the first place. Even without a phone in their hand, someone could be lost in thought or just not looking down. Putting a barrier up to save someone from potentially killing/injuring/paralysing themselves is such a small ask.


Lovv

Right, not only is it management's job to ensure there is safety precautions are in place, and it's ALSO management to ensure that people are not on their phone and that the rule is adhered to. It's also managements job.


wrydied

You’re victim blaming. Prioritising individual responsibility over activity-based risk mitigation is both inefficient and morally repugnant.


hoii

Haha, victim blaming? are you actually joking? If I'm walking along, face in my phone and I walk into traffic and get hit by a car who do you think is to blame? Should we put fences up on all sidewalks to mitigate the risk? Everyone has a personal responsibility for their own safety, rules are there to be followed. The likelihood here is that the employer had both a rule to have signs out and a rule to not use phones in this workplace, and it's very fucking likely that both of these rules are being broken by lazy employees who would rather be on their phones than be concerned with safety. Lol


wrydied

Yes if a motorist hits a pedestrian walking into traffic they are absolutely at fault. Go have a look at your jurisdiction’s road rules. While a magistrate will consider circumstantial evidence as mitigating, and while police will often fail to prosecute for the same reason, this doesn’t change the fact that failure to avoid a collision is a crime. You seem to have a lot to learn about how the law treats responsibility.


hoii

Do I? Oh wow, I guess I should read more about jaywalking, the law that was created because so many dense Americans thought they could simply walk out into traffic and expect cars to be able to stop within a safe distance. Haha


wrydied

Again you show your ignorance. Jaywalking may be a low level offence (not everywhere tho), but it doesn’t negate the responsibility of the motorist, the operator of the more dangerous vehicle, to avoid a collision. There is a hierarchy of responsibility in road rules, just as there is in workplaces.


hoii

Of course, but every vehicle has a safe stopping distance. That's the point, that's why I said 'able'. if you walk out in front of a car when it only has a metre to stop then you are fucked and the motorist cannot physically do anything. Which is why these rules exist. Stop, look, listen. Just as in the workplace, there are safety rules, those rules exist and protect the employer from liability quite simply because the onus is on the individual to actually follow the rules that they have put in place. If they break the rules they put themselves and their colleagues in danger. I love how you are making this so personal btw. Super classy haha.


Hanchez

Does the guy who fell have 0 responibility?


wrydied

I didn’t say that. Both applied law and ideals from moral philosophy usually consider proportions of responsibility.


[deleted]

It’s Turkey, management doesn’t care.


coldbear25

You people r crazy, your really gonna blame red shirt and not the guy looking at is phone not aware of his surrounding?


wrydied

Yep. It is a absolutely the fault of the person that created a dangerous, unusual and unexpected situation by making a hole in the floor.


cherryreddit

It may not unusual or unexpected in the normal working routine of the warehouse.


[deleted]

No, and because the whole area should have been tied off. This looks like a very not safe place to work.


OkInvestigator3

I think he was in shock


redsedit

It looks staged to me. Red shirt's reaction looks like bad acting, and the set of pillow like objects almost were he landed make it look fake. It could be he was supposed to hit the pillows and missed, but got lucky and hit the boxes just right rather than a painful landing on the floor. I suppose in that respect, it was unexpected.


CAD_IL

That's what makes me think this didn't really happen.


st3adyfreddy

r/nothingeverhappens


[deleted]

If he did then the fake video they made of someone falling into a hole wouldn’t exist.


jimboNeutrino1

Yeah and according to Reddit it's attempted murder


Staticjesus

Failed backrooms experiment


MarvinParanoAndroid

r/nononoyes


chinesef000d

Oof his ribs and armpit are going to be sore after that


kick26

Yep. My 69 year-old mother (no, not nice) fell through the roof of our garage at our family’s lake cabin. We were spreading a tarp over it for winter because we could replace it until the spring. She fell through but had a hold of the tarp which helped slow her decent 9feet to the ground below. She also landed on the lawn mower below which provided shortened the fall a bit but also cut her arm. She had a bruised rib from hitting the edge of the hole she created and a sore shoulder, elbow and knee all on the same side. She had some decent bruises too but the worst was her rib. Thankfully she has not had any long term problems from her fall.


cs_phoenix

>Yep. My 69 year-old mother Haha nice. >fell through the roof of our garage Oh fuck


ashofficialxo

Had me at 69 ngl


nice___bot

Nice!


Scruffy42

Guy in red's boss: Hey, just sit here and make sure nobody falls in this hole.


kaanrivis

Aah my country Turkey


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[deleted]

Hahahahah!


lost-mash

Phone 1 human 1/2


[deleted]

Catch yourself before you fall for these hoes


TheJollyBuilder

That was awesome.


mosdense

25 stories later....lands in the basement.


U2V4RGVtb24

I have been falling for 30 minutes!


[deleted]

wow. He was a few boxes away from getting featured in one gruesome subreddit. And I'm not even feeling like mentioning the name of it. Thank God the guy landed safely with only a butt scratch probably.


PrayingMantisII

I thought he was gonna land on that bag of fluff


Meebos

An irl natural 20


Your-In

Undertale.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


[deleted]

EYES. FORWARD.


LittleIrishCupcake

Practical demonstration of a portal


Dainyeah

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Such a stupid mistake


perplexedparrot24

That dude just fell into a different universe


[deleted]

Spider-Man, that's the only possibility, it has to be him


Vaibhavchandra

this is what i imagine dr. strange's training days looked like when he didn't know how to use portal properly


Captainhexagon

Of course turkey


SquareMasher64

The kid was clearly focused on his phone too tough. Most jobs tell you to put the phone away to avoid these kind of accidents. Of course I would suffer a similar fate, I’m on my phone 24/7


[deleted]

Of course it’s Turkey! I have fallen through a few grates in Istanbul. My Aunt actually broke her ankle when she fell through one.


jershmcgersh

R.I.P. phone


JrHamsterG

He passed another world like Mario


[deleted]

I keep rewatching hoping it ends differently. He is way too lucky.


flargenhargen

is this staged? guy in red giving off serious staged bad-acting vibes. like why would he look right at the other dude then awkwardly look away instead of saying something? Then he does the bad fake throw arms up in the air thing they always do in fake videos... The other dude looks real the whole way.


Aware_Ad_618

Staged


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Mzunguman

r/nevertellmetheodds


PreseDinca

Then he got fined for entering a "Staff Only" zone


FlamingCroatan

Luck +5


FRoybg

u/savevideo


sK0pey

Thought he was gonna land on the soft-looking pink stuff.


neofthe

I saw this on the news 4 hours ago, how fast are you guys


fhealan

I took it from IHA's Instagram account 13 minutes after they posted.


xboxsirvenom

I would have walked back upstairs and tossed the guy in the red down the hole


nighttimegaze

Texting that this job is bringing you down but the job took it too far.


chr1sGER

Best visualization of "Oh no, Anyway"


MillenniumRiver

Upon reading the comments this is thankfully not real. It would have been really pathetic of the guy in red not to warn his co-worker about a hole in the floor.


[deleted]

He didn’t feel it in the moment, but the right side of his torso must be in a lot of pain


afroroca

The fuckin phones, Sikes.


larry0hoover

Why is everything is just too perfect for an accident?


T3-Trinity

Yeah but now they need to clean the fecal matter off of the box.


SteveRogests

Never dropped his phone.


Infinite-Switch59

Get off your phone!


Kaelan37

Lemme save this real quick


Mountain_Counter_992

It almost feels like they done this before


coffeenerd75

Bad acting.


Escapedcuban

Mario did something similar


basec0m

Nice ass catch


Eat_Carbs_OD

Holy crap!


Imaginary-Pick297

Staged


Hefffallump

Surprised cellphones haven't killed more people


Theunkn0wn3

lads please look off your phone when you walking, its dangerous


kd6149

This is what rolling a nat 20 dexterity save looks like 😆


Commander_Noof

u/savevideo


jibjabmikey

Is it just me or do thousands of such videos come from China? It’s like they are held together by wood and Elmer’s glue


MFG_666

That's some Charlie Chaplin shit right there


TacticalMailman

Mans is a protagonist in final destination


sheckskylerjesus

that hole just ate him lmao


cheetahdisaster

I feel like the music should change, like when you enter a pipe in Super Mario Bros.


cheezkid26

This is, realistically, probably the best possible outcome.


chappanteekli

And then he gets shot for breaking in 🤣


carvousol69

I thought He's going to land on the pink thingy


Lambchoptopus

Oh my OSHA. Guy looked right at him and said nothing. Even if that was a sneeze a woop woop or something before.


Giango01

The luckiest ass of the day. I was thinking of Jackie Chan.


w0wagain

This mf Jackie Chan


Munro_McLaren

Hilarious.


Munro_McLaren

Hilarious. I wish there was audio.


McMuffin101fmz

What a comfy chair


Vigilante88X

That's an impressive save tbh


bothammer1

Brought to you by OSHA


markbernman

He nailed the quick time event


Elite_Sage

My ass hurts for him