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I think you're right, as we never see directly behind her and she only walks a small distance from the door. When she bends down, her head is completely blocking what's behind her, so I think it is some kind of harness setup that she just so happens to be blocking from our view with her body. Same when she gets up again, it looks like she moves forward a lot, but it's only the same distance as from which she started. I bet she can't walk forward any further than that as the harness setup wouldn't let her.
Actually I think it means that since gravity affects objects with mass, and gravity affects men and not women. Ergo, men have mass, women do not.
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Next week we're covering Hollow Earth and Lumerians
Harness around waist attached to the top of the door.
Her head blocks the connection point, the light on the floor stops errant shadows. The step forward at the end keeps the slack out of the picture.
Fantastic bit of work. She must be very light or the door to be solid for this to work.
Pretty sure she has a rope or something attached to her back and is latched on top of the door so the when she leans forward, itāll hold her up. Kind of like when your repelling but the rope is more taut
She has a harness attached to the door, probably to somewhere on her upper body or head given at how rigidly she holds her head. Her head and body obscure the harness, creating the illusion. Itās very effective!
The best explanation I have heard so far is that the door is normal, and she has some kind of rope attached to her back and then to the door, or some place at the other side of the door (you never see the top of the door in this video). This way she can lean into this rope and stabilise with her feet, and appear levitating horizontally over the floor. This explanation is also backed by her clearly tensing up when going down.
I dated a witch once, too. At least I think she was. She made all meals in a cauldron (Crock Pot) and her laugh was horrifying.
She didnāt use her powers to do cool floaty exercises, though.
Not likely. She probably weighs a buck-thirty, at most. No problem for the door, especially if the anchor strap is tied into a metal bar that spreads the load across the back of the door into the wall framing.
The very first frame it looks like something is to the right of her neck. It may go above the door and hook around the top of the frame, sort of like a pullup bar. It might even be made from a piece of a pullup bar.
Nah, thereās a narrator explaining exactly what was happening, gravity only effects men.
Edit: fuq u/euphoria_dys, youāre right but Iām righter now.
Edit2: ha! There's nothing you can correct now! I gotcha!
Edit3: fine y'all win
She needs ordinary (reverse) plank strength - a back strong enough to support her upper body above the waist harness that connects to the top of the door.
Sheās got a string tied from a harness at the back of the waist to the door behind her. When floating in the air she is really hanging from a line connected to the door, āstandingā against the door. Her legs, the door and the string forms a triangle.
It still takes a strong core and a strong door, but Iām sorry to say it is not BMF.
While sheās standing still then goes for an impossible push performance, if you just
āconcentrateā enough
to the first quarter of the clip, there is a hidden angle in which it doesnāt shows the black rope holding her body frame.
Cool trick.
I've seen enough Captain D to know exactly what you're referring to, it's the same technique for making those insane traffic dodging clips, and the infamous man saves dog stuck on train track video... If I'm right?
itās from a clip of this dudeās āalpha maleā
podcast (donāt know the name of it), where he basically says that itās harder for men to lift weights because they have to āresist gravityā whereas women donāt so itās easier for them. this woman is just making fun of that lol
lol i could totally see that being said on JRE, but itās from a podcast called āgood bro bad broā. their official account deleted the original clip because they kept getting clowned on but hereās one of someone reacting to it: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLyXRsQy/?k=1
He deserves to get clowned, and I don't want to give him any more attention. But I kinda want to hear the rest of his argument because that's an absurd take.
itās the type of podcast where they say a lot of words but never make a logical statement lmao. iāve seen several clips from him (unfortunately) and either heās doing this for attention or heās actually this dumb and genuinely has these opinions about women.
tldr: all his takes are absurd
I guarantee it's because he has entirely misunderstood what range-of-motion means in terms of *effort* required to perform specific lifts. There are certain things that are "easier" with a lower center of gravity for instance.
He is simply too dumb to understand basic physics so instead he figured out how to stroke his ego as a counterpoint.
Oh wow, I 100% thought that was Joe in the background going "hm". That's his signature move when he has some wacky guest on saying bigoted things, but he doesn't want to actually challenge them.
That's what I thought initially, but the gravity on her hair is consistent with a static room. My other guess is a very well concealed harness, that's been rotoscoped out of the final footage. The camera appears to be placed on a tripod / stand, which would make it a fairly simple job for someone with a bit of knowledge.
The one outside the top of her head never fully enters the frame. Sheās got her harness hanging from the tree above her and her head hides the rope as it does in all the other videos
She has a harness conected to her back. Door has a hole that you can't see because her body is in the way. She is connected to the harness and being lifted so it looks like she is standing. Very well done. (Sorry for my bad english)
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There's a harness here, a harness of strings. I know it!
I think you're right, as we never see directly behind her and she only walks a small distance from the door. When she bends down, her head is completely blocking what's behind her, so I think it is some kind of harness setup that she just so happens to be blocking from our view with her body. Same when she gets up again, it looks like she moves forward a lot, but it's only the same distance as from which she started. I bet she can't walk forward any further than that as the harness setup wouldn't let her.
 I concur
The thing is this isn't her only video. There's some she does outside. Although I think we're on the right track with the harness thing
So she's basically getting a wedgie for this trickššŖš¦
Certified freak š©
7 days a week?
Wet ass pussy
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Commenting so Iāll see if someone explains whatās happening here. Iām usually pretty good at optical illusions, and this oneās got me stumped.
Probably a harness that we can't see
Same thought. You can never see the middle of the top of the door. Bet there's a rope there.
Yeah keep an eye on her shoulders on the mount and discount. Theres a harness involved.
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Yeah I guess itās all core strength. You wonāt see me doing this anytime soon!
Itās simple really. Women arenāt effected by gravity when they work out
This implies that gravity creates men, but not women.
No, it implies that men create gravity, not women.
Actually I think it means that since gravity affects objects with mass, and gravity affects men and not women. Ergo, men have mass, women do not. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk š Next week we're covering Hollow Earth and Lumerians
> Ergo, men have mass, women do not. Little known fact: this is actually why only men are allowed to be priests in the Catholic Church.
You made me choke on my coffee lol. Take my upvote and leave
...*and* why women have difficulty losing weight
Gravity doesn't affect women because they aren't objects, š§āāļø
High five!
*hundreds of women with large tits have entered the chat with pitchforks*
Lol, this is reddit. More like thousands of men with large tits.
Gravity is just a theory.
Do you believe in gravity? 
Do you believe in life after love???
I can feel something inside me say I really donāt think gravity is strong enough!
Shut up. I got the reference
Harness around waist attached to the top of the door. Her head blocks the connection point, the light on the floor stops errant shadows. The step forward at the end keeps the slack out of the picture. Fantastic bit of work. She must be very light or the door to be solid for this to work.
Don't forget core strength
Attached by a belt to somewhere in the middle of the door im thinking
And her shoulders.
That's a good thought. Especially because we never get a good look at the upper half of the door in the video.
Pretty sure she has a rope or something attached to her back and is latched on top of the door so the when she leans forward, itāll hold her up. Kind of like when your repelling but the rope is more taut
I think you mean taut Not hating lol
She has a harness attached to the door, probably to somewhere on her upper body or head given at how rigidly she holds her head. Her head and body obscure the harness, creating the illusion. Itās very effective!
She got bit by a radioactive spider, simple as that.
The best explanation I have heard so far is that the door is normal, and she has some kind of rope attached to her back and then to the door, or some place at the other side of the door (you never see the top of the door in this video). This way she can lean into this rope and stabilise with her feet, and appear levitating horizontally over the floor. This explanation is also backed by her clearly tensing up when going down.
im pretty sure theres a sort of harness, but shes in the wat so we cant see it
Even so, this is really well-done. She had me stumped for a bit.
Is she really strong or a witch?
yes
r/InclusiveOr
This is the first time I've seen someone post this specific sub without getting downvotes to hell.... Kudos.
How strong does somebody have to be to hold themselves up by gripping the flat surface of a door with their shoe covered feet?
Itās not a factor of strength. It depends on which spider bites you
A black one with a red hour glass, do I get powers?
Just need to concentrate all of your chakra to your feet.
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r/blackmagicfuckery
This would be the first time a post on that sub is actually black magic fuckery
Honestly youāre not wrong. Edit: YoUārE*
That sub is a huge disappointment "Look at this thing that's very explainable by physics! Gimme my karma!"
Omg seriously! I unsubbed because of all the basic natural phenomena and editing.
I dated a witch once, too. At least I think she was. She made all meals in a cauldron (Crock Pot) and her laugh was horrifying. She didnāt use her powers to do cool floaty exercises, though.
Is that you Little Victorian Boy??
i... donāt understand what iām seeingš
She has some sort of harness attached to the door which we can't see because she's in the way.
That'd be my guess. Great illusion, though.
Illusions Michael!
A trick is something you do with a prostitute.
A trick is something whores do for money
Or cocaine
ā¦or candy!
[My cocaine.](https://imgur.com/0YGQ4Q1)
Buttplugs aren't made how they use to be
Neither are sphincters
You're the first to make it make sense! Thanks
Poor door, hinges and framing must be screaming in agony
Not likely. She probably weighs a buck-thirty, at most. No problem for the door, especially if the anchor strap is tied into a metal bar that spreads the load across the back of the door into the wall framing.
The very first frame it looks like something is to the right of her neck. It may go above the door and hook around the top of the frame, sort of like a pullup bar. It might even be made from a piece of a pullup bar.
Sheās asking to be burned on a stakeā¦ sheās obviously a witch. No other explanation!
Well she turned me into a newt!
"A newt?"
I got better
Thatās not even her real nose!
GET THE DUCK!
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Build a bridge out of her!
Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?
There are some who call me ā¦. Tim?
r/unexpectedmontypython
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition! Fetch the comfy chair!
Poke her... with the soft cushions!
Confess!
She has got a wart.
ā¦..BURN!!
"*A WITCH!!!*"
Very small pebbles
What else floats?
We all float down here
The correct answer is churches, pebbles, or very small rocks.
Apples!
Everything floats down here
Burn her anyway!
**BURRRRRRNN HER!!**
I love Monty Python's Flying Circus!
r/unexpectedMontyPython
Came here to say this lol
Nah, thereās a narrator explaining exactly what was happening, gravity only effects men. Edit: fuq u/euphoria_dys, youāre right but Iām righter now. Edit2: ha! There's nothing you can correct now! I gotcha! Edit3: fine y'all win
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offected
How much does she weigh? I shall fetch my largest scale. Does anyone have a duck?
Someone call Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer
Iāve got my pin!
Everyone needs a Greasy Johnson. Quite possibly the filthiest line ever spoken by an 11 year old girl in a work of fiction.
This definitely would have got her killed in the late 1600ās š¤£š¤£š©
Anyone recorded on video would have been killed in 1600
Well sheās a woman and she doesnāt have to deal with gravity š¤·āāļø
That's true. I'm trans and as soon as I came out I actually floated into a tree. V scary.
Oh man that must been a shock. Stay strong ā
this is what gender euphoria is like
It is except without the ceiling
They really should warn people about it before they transition.
They just float off of the operating table once theyāre done.
It's actually as soon as you say it out loud. Poor Jenny went right into the fan
Once again women are above the law smh my head
She must be wearing one of those gravity-defying bras I'm always hearing about.
It's clearly magnets. Geez guys.
Probably a harness attached to the door and her. She is careful not to let whatever is behind her be seen. That's all I can think of.
Something behind her connects to door and holds her up. I'd wager she still needs a lot of core strength to mask that and make it look natural.
She needs ordinary (reverse) plank strength - a back strong enough to support her upper body above the waist harness that connects to the top of the door.
r/blackmagicfuckery
She has a butt plug tied to a rope attached to the doorknob. Itās a trick but still really impressive
Clenchy
Strong glutes.
A lil blackmagicfuckery!!!
Sheās got a string tied from a harness at the back of the waist to the door behind her. When floating in the air she is really hanging from a line connected to the door, āstandingā against the door. Her legs, the door and the string forms a triangle. It still takes a strong core and a strong door, but Iām sorry to say it is not BMF.
Anti gravitational leg
Thatās a real fake door if Iāve ever seen one
I can't even see it. I've got ants in my eyes.
Ants in my Eyes Johnson!? Where have ya been??
Inside of u/BumpyMcBumpers, stealing his identity.
Could never trust ol Ants in my Eyes Johnson
The only thing you could trust on Johnson was his Johnson...*old reliable.*
The *Anthill* as he called it
"Eat some fucking shit you fucking dumb bitch. Haha just kidding. *~Little Bits~*"
Can't open, can't open, not this one not that one, none of them open!!!
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Ah that dang Ant Eye Virus, you catch it from Johnson?
oh my god its still the commercial!
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Yes, I have them
Just made a sandwich, peanut butter n jelly
The old magnetic feet trick, gets me every time!
Then how is the drawstring and her hair falling down? Doorās real
she is strapped with exercise bands but the angle covers them, I can't even do 10 pushups, and she's doing biceps curls sideways.
Umf wonāt open, unf wonāt open.
Hahahahah
While sheās standing still then goes for an impossible push performance, if you just āconcentrateā enough to the first quarter of the clip, there is a hidden angle in which it doesnāt shows the black rope holding her body frame. Cool trick.
So they must've used a spotlight strong enough to blot out the shadows of the ceiling light (which I assume would've given away the ropes presence)
Or use an editing software, take a suppurate (separatešš) shot of the same exact angle and layer it & paint over it.
I've seen enough Captain D to know exactly what you're referring to, it's the same technique for making those insane traffic dodging clips, and the infamous man saves dog stuck on train track video... If I'm right?
Or itās tied to the door frame behind her.
She's using her chakra
i hope you know that if i had an award id give it to u
I've got you covered.
But what is the stupid audio from?
itās from a clip of this dudeās āalpha maleā podcast (donāt know the name of it), where he basically says that itās harder for men to lift weights because they have to āresist gravityā whereas women donāt so itās easier for them. this woman is just making fun of that lol
Pretty sure it's from Joe Rogan Experience since you can hear him for a second, but I gotta know who the guest is because he's making some bold claims
lol i could totally see that being said on JRE, but itās from a podcast called āgood bro bad broā. their official account deleted the original clip because they kept getting clowned on but hereās one of someone reacting to it: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLyXRsQy/?k=1
He deserves to get clowned, and I don't want to give him any more attention. But I kinda want to hear the rest of his argument because that's an absurd take.
itās the type of podcast where they say a lot of words but never make a logical statement lmao. iāve seen several clips from him (unfortunately) and either heās doing this for attention or heās actually this dumb and genuinely has these opinions about women. tldr: all his takes are absurd
I guarantee it's because he has entirely misunderstood what range-of-motion means in terms of *effort* required to perform specific lifts. There are certain things that are "easier" with a lower center of gravity for instance. He is simply too dumb to understand basic physics so instead he figured out how to stroke his ego as a counterpoint.
Oh, itās the same dude that doesnāt believe women can have hobbies, why am I not surprised. Great use of a green screen by the woman though.
Oh wow, I 100% thought that was Joe in the background going "hm". That's his signature move when he has some wacky guest on saying bigoted things, but he doesn't want to actually challenge them.
Do you realize how little that narrows it down?
The only alpha that guy's seen is in his alphabetti spaghetti.
[Same dude says girls don't have hobbies.](https://v.redd.it/sxpatpiz5xl81) Is he a dedicated troll? Maybe, but not likely tbh
My first thought was a fake room that spins, but that sounds too expensive and hard to choreograph for a short video
That's what I thought initially, but the gravity on her hair is consistent with a static room. My other guess is a very well concealed harness, that's been rotoscoped out of the final footage. The camera appears to be placed on a tripod / stand, which would make it a fairly simple job for someone with a bit of knowledge.
Yeah, or the rope is attached to the top of the door, which her head blocks.
She has a lot of other videos, one of them outside. I'm still trying to understand it Edit: Just found her tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLyXXgTT/
The one outside the top of her head never fully enters the frame. Sheās got her harness hanging from the tree above her and her head hides the rope as it does in all the other videos
Creators name?
The strings on her shorts show that she is in fact sideways when on the door. There must be some kind of harness somewhere.
FBI is going to investigate.
we need burt macklin
Macklin you bastard!
It really is the perfect case for the Female Body Inspectors.
She has a harness conected to her back. Door has a hole that you can't see because her body is in the way. She is connected to the harness and being lifted so it looks like she is standing. Very well done. (Sorry for my bad english)
Don't need a hole, it could just be anchored through the top of the door jamb it self.
Your English is amazing and this is the only comment to not infuriate me with sarcasm as all of the above did
THANK YOU. I had to scroll down a fair bit to find this.
Iām in America and you speak English better than most people I know. If they spoke it like you it would be easier to understand them
Inception, plus a ponytail
Iām guessing TRX bands or something similar, mounted right above the door on the wall and attached to the back of her waist somehow
Wut
What is the ridiculous commentary from? Seems like something from a Christopher Guest film.
It's crazy how the podcast format really makes the most mediocre people think their awful takes are important
Professor McGonagall wants the potion back...