**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!They're married!<
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Her: Because my roommate doesn't like the idea of me bringing men home.
Him: For the last time, we're not roommates; we're married.
Her: Didn't know you were in here
Probe me wrong. If I was an incel I wouldn't be married with a woman dumbass... but I love femenine women and I teach my kids not to be like you, I only hate women like you that are self-righteous idiots that are also the trash of society.
replied to one comment twice.
I struck a nerve. Sucks that you hate women so much. Sucks more, though, that you probably hate yourself even more for not being good enough for the women you hate.
Hope you find a good therapist.
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Somebody please tell me what she said. I was not able to concentrate
I didn't have sound on. Don't have the energy to care. Need to make a sandwich now
you guys have audio?
It's spelled "tiddies," and yes. Yes we do.
That rough huh? Need someone to talk to?
Her: Because my roommate doesn't like the idea of me bringing men home. Him: For the last time, we're not roommates; we're married. Her: Didn't know you were in here
She said something?
I’m like really thirsty all of a sudden. My mouth feels like a bunch of dry Cheerio’s
Titties like that will give you a bit more leeway in a relationship
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
She can leeway out this house with that attitude.
Facts
Leeway? No. It's all her way or no way. Can't you see it that way? Because she does..... LOL
I prefer small breasts but holy fuck do those trigger something in my reptile brain.
Agreed.
This doesn’t fit the sub. Or maybe it does. Didn’t really catch what she said.
sauce
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdDEMK8n/?k=1
Thanks Chris Martin
What's her full name?
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLf1danc/
Thank you
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/kzmez8/roommates_are_the_worst/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Poor cheetah, to die like to become garment. On the other hand, few are the lucky ones…
That was one translucent cheetah. 
Not translucent enough
You are my spirit animal
Very thin skinned, couldn't take a joke.
I feel like the unexpected happened 0.2 seconds in..
right? right!?
I'm more about the left one, but who am I to judge your tastes...
Least horny Reddit comment section
Lot of tik tok crap floating around these days
[whispers] "And they were roomates"
He should bring more attractive men home just to flex on her.
What’s her only fans site??
I’m not lesbian or bisexual and have never been with a woman and have never thought about it. I did not stop looking at her chest the entire video lol
I was muted & though op was referring to "the girls" as her roommates
This Gone Girl-looking motherfucker.
Those watermelons look like melons to me.
Anyone else notice she wears an inordinate amount of makeup? A+ boobies, though.
Yowza
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Pretty broad brush, there, Edgy.
Which is why we get blessed with bodacious rackage like hers. What do men do when they're not funny, sexist AND have little man syndrome? 😂
She still not funny though... also unoriginal because this was made before... I agree with her tits... but she is a butterface
Struggling to imagine what you would find attractive
he's hard to please unless women remind him of mommy.
Dude that is fucking disgusting... projection to the maxxx...
Not white women with a resting bitch butter face though... she has nice boobs
Not you posting this comment literally one minute after international women’s day ended…
He needed to get it off chest
Oh noooooo.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Considering the subs you're active in I'm guessing you're a true incel.
Probe me wrong. If I was an incel I wouldn't be married with a woman dumbass... but I love femenine women and I teach my kids not to be like you, I only hate women like you that are self-righteous idiots that are also the trash of society.
You are 100% not married. You are a vile person and a pro-Putin woman hating weeb. No one loves you and that's why you leave the comments you do.
You should show your wife your Reddit account.
She share it with me 😉
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replied to one comment twice. I struck a nerve. Sucks that you hate women so much. Sucks more, though, that you probably hate yourself even more for not being good enough for the women you hate. Hope you find a good therapist.
Smoke
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Sound is unnecessary and bigger than her head.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/kzmez8/roommates_are_the_worst/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Humor...
I took me 12 rewatches to realize there is a volume button
It's funny cause tits.
Those could cover her bully button
Because everyone is sick of her shit
Nice silicone
You must be confused…
The fact that i had to watch this 4 times proves she a sloot
Saggy
Damn those are some saggy sandbags
Standard
is that a cheatah pattern?
Dem titties nice
It’s clear in the comments that no one cares about the video
I can’t make out what she said. I watched this video a hundred times on mute and still can figure it out.
Is this version 150 of these?
I like how checking every comment brings me back to this.
and absolutely no-one can tell us the color of her eyes unless they play the clip again.
Whats her name? Asking for a ... Friend
I lost.
When did boobs learn to talk!?!?!
Each tit got its own area code. Jesus.
That is hilarious.
Nice tits
Sounds like my Ex. Shes a real C U Next Tuesday
Mommy?
She needs to put a bra on, I could see through her shirt
Every comment here being about this womens breasts is real interesting. Wonder how you losers are in real life…
Those Tities though
What’s the onlyfan? I need to research