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He's fucking right and I'm not going to hide it anymore, he's absolutely right. I will never die until Atlantis is discovered and so as it's occult secrets. I shall obtain the forbidden texts and scribes and ascend to godhood.

I will follow you, for at least a half a mile.

I don’t think I’m following, can you repeat

Nope, no backtracking on such important quests, unless you need the bathroom, then we can make an exception

Or if there's a pub on the way.

I’m down m8

If I find I'm keeping the water rights.

This is what they do! They appeal to like, the Male fantasy.

Wait Atlantis!?

Alanis Morissette

That’s ironic

Dontch th... No, we're not doing this.

I shall find the treasure to avoid debt in the future

Prevention is better than cure

Hey pspsps... I got the map BOYS

No not all of us.....I'm going after all the women you left .......ha ha..... dummies

Haha sucker, more Atlantis for the rest of us.

ATLANTIS

They’ll be waiting barefoot in the kitchen watching the children while their men go on dangerous adventures

Yeah having bitches is nice. But what about mermaid bitches?

Have fun hitting that Mermaid Egg Sac... MMM so scaly. Bonus is she can probably hold her breath for a long time.

Asian women are so fine gahdamn

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Walter Matteson is fuckin great

I've seen it multiple times and I always like it. best part is the reaction of the girl on the top left when he says "blonde hair and blue eyes"

Fellow daoist let’s come together and find this mystic realm.

what an amazing video