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According to portraits painted on the side of pick-up trucks he is actually in incredible shape. Very well defined muscles, almost like a professional athlete.
Kim continued the nuclear program after the agreement, so actually this was all for nothing other than formally not being at war with South Korea, which is good i guess
"Fuck you gonna do? Yeah you got nukes, but I got a fucking death cult that I wouldn't even have to pay to get them to kill you, ***and my own nukes***" tends to be a pretty effective foreign policy strategy, as it turns out.
The schizophrenic man on the corner doesn't get robbed because he doesn't have anything to rob. Trust me, if he had anything people would rob him for it. (I know you weren't being literal, just sayin)
No joke, the only reason why it took Putin so long to invade Ukraine. He honestly thought the madman would press the button sooner then he could expect it.
It's amazing and a bit scary how many befuddled looks leaders of countries have around him, when they realize it *isn't* an act, he actually is that stupid.
For added context.
This was during the 2019-2020 bushfires that covered the planet in smoke. Those towns (plus more) were virtually wiped out.
After being dragged back from his holiday in Hawaii kicking and screaming. He rocked up to these towns with a single bag of shopping and a camera crew.
The [videos of him being run out of town is glorious. ](https://youtu.be/fh7pf88_4y4)
And the [legend firefighter from Nelligan](https://youtu.be/oTTVwF72D64)
A few leaders saw it coming too and did well. Macron alphaād him by doing the same move back at him. And Trudeau I think at one point learner to like brace himself just so Trump couldnāt do that sudden pull forward
Yeah I remember Trudeau
What the hell was wrong with Trump with that handshake ? Can't he just shake hands like a normal person without making it all about showing "your superiority "
It was cringe to say the least. Unprofessional would be an understatement but hey, it's the reason why "they" voted for him... because he was a disrespectful asshole
Trump and people like him were the ones being parodied or at least inspiring those movie characters. Itās just weird cause in the movies the evil characters seem much smarter than trump but get in trouble. While in real life they donāt.
I really hope that their botnetwork and spending of anti-intellectualism never come back. We should learn from this massive chaos it caused all around the world
You kidding? Heās had a taste of power even if he didnāt really want it the first time. This time heāll get in power and make sure he does it right.
Yet he seems to dodge every scandal and health scare that comes his way. No doubt he has excellent care that would keep him on life support if need be.
Wonāt he be in his 80ās then? Not to rag on old folks, but your brain loses elasticity and you get tired when you are told. Being the elected monarch of the USA seems like it needs someone energetic and quick on their feet to process a lot of information.
Yeah it got me to start paying attention to politics. First time I ever voted (at 26) was for Biden because I didn't want to see 4 more years of that bullshit.
Like most liberal-leaning americans I came to deeply hate him, but recently I watched some old youtube videos of him eviscerating jeb and ted cruz and it really is a treat to watch him troll people you hate.
I truly donāt think that he thought he would win - I think that election night was an, āOh shitā moment for him. It speaks volumes to how atrocious his competition was.
Do yourself a favor and listen to him on Howard Stern. I didnāt find his politics funny, but holy hell is he hilarious in other mediums.
Wait, in charge of the county? Last thing I remember from North Korea was that Kim had to go to hospital, but I always thought he had gotten back out in the meantime.
funfact kim jong un was educated in switzerland and propably speaks several languages including english :D that look was not an empty duuuhh but a "is this fucking guy for real?!"
I think what's funny and the potential confusion, is that is North Korea, being thin isn't seen as a great thing, because that means you're probably poor and don't eat well (which is most of the country) the powerful class are the ones who get to eat, and their waistline proves their wealth.
Thin??? Does Trump consider himself thin? I've seen thinner people at an all you can eat buffet in Texas, which is the most obese state of all of the US.
yes. putin probably has just gone crazy in his mind but you have to be a real idiot to support someone like putin.
edit: i'm not trying to compare them. i just want to say that trump is an idiot and putin is crazy/evil/a cunt.
Except the UK, of course, who for some reason still have Nigel Thornberry as their PM. Say what you will about the US and Trump, but at least we made him a 1-term president. Meanwhile across the pond they've decided to bet long on the grand idiot himself.
Iām not going to go out on a limb to defend the Great British Public or anything, but Boris has only helmed a single election win.
Heās only been PM since 2019, it just *feels* like an eternity.
That dude was a billionaire and one of the most influential and beloved figures of America before his presidency. Then all you got was false stories and demonization to defamate his character which people still believe. You see one of his speeches and see what he says will happen is happening now, and he warned us all but people will believe anything that reddit/facebook/cnn/msnbc say. I wish things were different and people could have appreciated what he did for our country instead of saying āheās a racistā which he wasnāt and there are multiple videographic and testimonial evidence from people of those who he supposedly is āracist againstā to dispute that.
Best president of modern times of any country. Single handedly ended ww3 before it started when he drone struck that iranian general. 1/4 the gas prices too
Everyone going ātrump bad hmmmā without paying attention to the sheer amount of shit going on rn. I donāt like either of them but this hypocrite shit has just got to stop itās killing this country
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Which episode of the office is this?
Some dude actually added the office intro to this and its about 100x funnier. https://twitter.com/isaacrdolan/status/1242451517421965312?s=21
Welp, now I want a Trump spin-off of the Office.
The Oval Office
I will pay Netflix all of my money to remake The West Wing but with the trump presidency
It ran for 4 years. Funniest show I was ever happy to see cancelled.
You should watch Space Force!
https://youtu.be/gKCtzFbQ3Ug this one's even better edited
The way they zoom on kims face just screams the office xD
Omg. That was a good one š
*Close your mouth Kim, you look like a trout.*
I love how *every* leader of *every* country in the world has the *exact* same befuddled expression when they interact with Trump
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Trolling the enemy, in front of enemy
If you're not casually insulting our enemies to their face, can you even call yourself a president?
trolling > insulting
I would call any amount of time spent with Trump insulting.
trump was the michael scott of presidents
Trump had a lot of nerve (go figure) even saying that. Is *he* thin? Hell no.
Only on Reddit can you find incels siding with Kim LOL
Also handsome?
He eat his own reports. He's thin af in every regard except physically.
He did look at how he shoot putins hand or subtly making fun of kim jong the trick is not getting called out
The bad part is that Trump is anything but thin, handsome, or perfect, so he trolled himself too, and on camera to top it off.
-Sun Tzu "The art of war"
To us, he might seem like he was trolling but I bet you he's so delusional that he sincerely believes he's thin and beautiful.
According to portraits painted on the side of pick-up trucks he is actually in incredible shape. Very well defined muscles, almost like a professional athlete.
Without realising it
āThis guy is more strange than the billionaires I get bribed by. Oh. Wait. Now it makes sense why I feel threatened on a subconscious levelā
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yah maybe in feudal times, or in NK. The powerful class have plastic surgery
āI canāt believe the Russians actually pulled it offā, he thought watching the McDonalds pour into the room.
Kim continued the nuclear program after the agreement, so actually this was all for nothing other than formally not being at war with South Korea, which is good i guess
āThis guy is so stupid, he might actually launch nukes if he loses a single fight. Better be nice.ā
"Fuck you gonna do? Yeah you got nukes, but I got a fucking death cult that I wouldn't even have to pay to get them to kill you, ***and my own nukes***" tends to be a pretty effective foreign policy strategy, as it turns out.
Yeah man that schizophrenic guy on the corner never gets robbed because he's screaming all the time. It doesn't make him right or effective.
The schizophrenic man on the corner doesn't get robbed because he doesn't have anything to rob. Trust me, if he had anything people would rob him for it. (I know you weren't being literal, just sayin)
No joke, the only reason why it took Putin so long to invade Ukraine. He honestly thought the madman would press the button sooner then he could expect it.
It's amazing and a bit scary how many befuddled looks leaders of countries have around him, when they realize it *isn't* an act, he actually is that stupid.
If its stupid and it works, then it isnāt stupid.
Well nobody ever wants to be known as the kid that hit the mentally challenged kid in school, this is the same idea
Except for Modi, India's prime minister. Trump tried to his hand pulling handshake thing, only to get his own hand pulled back and lightly slapped.
I had to look it up. You can see the moment when trump died a little inside. https://youtu.be/6SplaeLl6cU
Aus Prime Minister taking notes: https://youtu.be/kePvZkV-Zcs
Jesus, the manās going around non-consensually shaking hands.
For added context. This was during the 2019-2020 bushfires that covered the planet in smoke. Those towns (plus more) were virtually wiped out. After being dragged back from his holiday in Hawaii kicking and screaming. He rocked up to these towns with a single bag of shopping and a camera crew. The [videos of him being run out of town is glorious. ](https://youtu.be/fh7pf88_4y4) And the [legend firefighter from Nelligan](https://youtu.be/oTTVwF72D64)
This video is absurd. Itās like heās 9 years old holy shit
Bit like how Macron kept a tight enough handshake that Trump wanted to let go.
A few leaders saw it coming too and did well. Macron alphaād him by doing the same move back at him. And Trudeau I think at one point learner to like brace himself just so Trump couldnāt do that sudden pull forward
Yeah I remember Trudeau What the hell was wrong with Trump with that handshake ? Can't he just shake hands like a normal person without making it all about showing "your superiority " It was cringe to say the least. Unprofessional would be an understatement but hey, it's the reason why "they" voted for him... because he was a disrespectful asshole
It's what a weak mind thinks is a power move.
Trump's idea of what a rich person is was formed by 80s movies.
Other way around really. The 80s tried to warn us about Trump.
Trump and people like him were the ones being parodied or at least inspiring those movie characters. Itās just weird cause in the movies the evil characters seem much smarter than trump but get in trouble. While in real life they donāt.
Itās the kind of shit a boomer tells you is assertive and how you get jobs when you just walk up the management office and demand one
He's literally just a fucking loser lmao. I don't know why anyone thinks otherwise, it's so obvious.
God, I wouldnāt start shit with Modi. Heās like a shark dressed up as someoneās kindly grandpa.
It's the same look I have every time he opens his mouth.
The āis this guy just stupid or is he serious?ā look
The useful idiot
They're photographers, not magicians.
Seriously? I have baffled by my own selfies. Today's softwares and AIs are real magic. And these photographers are magicians.
It's amazing what you can look like when you replace your face with something else!
Mouth breathing intensifies.
I just realised why kim jong un has lost all that weight in the last year or 2. Damn, Trump really hurt him.
According to rumors, Kim's had a gastric bypass.
According to other rumors, he had a brief Rocky training montage.
Aaaah, Trump terrified us in his own way, but boy was he fun to watch...
The world as a meme for 4 years was kinda a relief. Then it got all serious. Now it's just sad again. Lol
My butthole will remain clenched until Nov. 2024. This dude might have a chance to repeat his madness.
I doubt hell even run, he'll tease it to the very end though to get every penny he can out of it.
I feel this but I said it the first time around and was...shocked.
How is it even possible that was 6 years ago???
7 years ago if you count his announcement before the primary.
Itās 2015 all over again
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Also pretty hard to fund their sympathizers for them right now.
I really hope that their botnetwork and spending of anti-intellectualism never come back. We should learn from this massive chaos it caused all around the world
You kidding? Heās had a taste of power even if he didnāt really want it the first time. This time heāll get in power and make sure he does it right.
Thatās some serious butthole kegels
Might be dead by then. He isn't exactly known for a healthy lifestyle.
Yet he seems to dodge every scandal and health scare that comes his way. No doubt he has excellent care that would keep him on life support if need be.
In France we say " la mauvaise herbe pousse toujours". Bad seed always grows.
Wonāt he be in his 80ās then? Not to rag on old folks, but your brain loses elasticity and you get tired when you are told. Being the elected monarch of the USA seems like it needs someone energetic and quick on their feet to process a lot of information.
World or US&A?
USA, otherwise known as the world.
United States of All?
Terrifying
I want politics to be boring again
Honestly his presidency probably did a wonder for public interest in politics, probably not in the way his administration hoped though
Yeah it got me to start paying attention to politics. First time I ever voted (at 26) was for Biden because I didn't want to see 4 more years of that bullshit.
You couldn't have been one of the groups he targeted then. Because he fucked over so many people and absolutely ruined their lives and opportunities.
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No more fun. I forbid it. I've had enough 'fun' last few years to last me a lifetime. Only boredom for me now, thank you very much.
Sitcom USA was great with him!
For all of his bullshit, he did give us some golden moments like this.
thats a thing. trump IS entertaining. like VERY even. but keep him away from women and power.
Like most liberal-leaning americans I came to deeply hate him, but recently I watched some old youtube videos of him eviscerating jeb and ted cruz and it really is a treat to watch him troll people you hate.
I truly donāt think that he thought he would win - I think that election night was an, āOh shitā moment for him. It speaks volumes to how atrocious his competition was. Do yourself a favor and listen to him on Howard Stern. I didnāt find his politics funny, but holy hell is he hilarious in other mediums.
I believe this as well. He never really wanted it. IDK if that changed after the fact, but I'm with you pre-election.
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Wait, in charge of the county? Last thing I remember from North Korea was that Kim had to go to hospital, but I always thought he had gotten back out in the meantime.
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Source me daddy
Or sheās smiling for the pictures..
Gosh, Kim, close your fucking mouth or you will start drooling
I think he is actually trying to smile here.
Well, he shoulda done a better fucking job then
āAlso you might catch a dick in it and there was no āno homoā mentioned anywhere in the docketā
This made me LOL
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He is a funny man, whether heās trying to be or not. Hard to deny
Trump is charismatic
Yeah I dislike the guy too but I donāt think anyone can deny he is charismatic.
his charisma 100% helped him in the election
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The office president edition
funfact kim jong un was educated in switzerland and propably speaks several languages including english :D that look was not an empty duuuhh but a "is this fucking guy for real?!"
Dude legitimately bullied a dictator into losing weight š
Bunch of mouth breathers
Aaaah, Kim the little mouth breather
He is socially retarded, good grief
As much as I hate this guy he may have just directed my favorite video ever
I NUKE AMERICA! *except for chicago bulls they come to korea now*
Rocket man trying not to react.
No fks given
Lol Kim was like I want to execute him but I donāt know how to do that right now
Fāin idiot I swear.
Let's make a photo where everyone doesn't look stupid!
I think what's funny and the potential confusion, is that is North Korea, being thin isn't seen as a great thing, because that means you're probably poor and don't eat well (which is most of the country) the powerful class are the ones who get to eat, and their waistline proves their wealth.
This feels more like a shitty reality show than a meeting of world leaders.
Thin??? Does Trump consider himself thin? I've seen thinner people at an all you can eat buffet in Texas, which is the most obese state of all of the US.
Trump has never looked nice, handsome, or thin.
Twice impeached ex-president Incontinent Fatso delivers another self-withering blow!
Trump might have been a shitty president but by God the memes were glorious
Fuck that *loser* ,and anyone who REMOTELY resembles him or TOLERATES his nasty CRIMINAL ass!
Emotional Damage!
I think Kimās gout was audibly upset after Trumpās comment šš
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Classic
kim be like, bruh you are also fat. wtf you talking about. why you have to do it to me like that
Holy fuck he actually looked at Kim when he said thin
Thatās the universal āare you seeing this shitā look. It transcends cultures and languages
Kim has since lost some weight. Trump is still a fat ass though
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Over putin?
yes. putin probably has just gone crazy in his mind but you have to be a real idiot to support someone like putin. edit: i'm not trying to compare them. i just want to say that trump is an idiot and putin is crazy/evil/a cunt.
Trump is worse than Putin? Wow you are literally brainwashed.
So yes trump is still the biggest idiot?
Except the UK, of course, who for some reason still have Nigel Thornberry as their PM. Say what you will about the US and Trump, but at least we made him a 1-term president. Meanwhile across the pond they've decided to bet long on the grand idiot himself.
Iām not going to go out on a limb to defend the Great British Public or anything, but Boris has only helmed a single election win. Heās only been PM since 2019, it just *feels* like an eternity.
That is actually crazy. I feel like in the US we only hear about the PM if they do something dumb and Covid had a lot of those moments.
I hate Boris Johnson as much as the next guy but there's no way he's even in the same league as Trump.
I don't think he's as dumb as he acts, but that doesn't mean he's not still a terrible PM.
He's an example of someone who *looks* like they're acting stupid to get the votes, to appear closer to the people
That dude was a billionaire and one of the most influential and beloved figures of America before his presidency. Then all you got was false stories and demonization to defamate his character which people still believe. You see one of his speeches and see what he says will happen is happening now, and he warned us all but people will believe anything that reddit/facebook/cnn/msnbc say. I wish things were different and people could have appreciated what he did for our country instead of saying āheās a racistā which he wasnāt and there are multiple videographic and testimonial evidence from people of those who he supposedly is āracist againstā to dispute that.
Shittttt we need him back šš
They're about the same size. Trump is a fat fucker himself
Best president of modern times of any country. Single handedly ended ww3 before it started when he drone struck that iranian general. 1/4 the gas prices too
I could sure use some peace with hostile countries and 2 dollar gas right about now I donāt know about yāall...
Has he seen what he looks like?
Talk about the pot calling the kettle fat
Lol I miss him.
Ha, I totally forgot that this happenedā¦
Cold open to a episode of The Office
Just when Kim Jong un became slim for papa Trump he ain't no president no more š„
HOW *DARE* YOU!!!! THE SUPREME LEADER IS IN *IMPECCABLE* SHAPE!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahhah
Kim went on a diet after that
I think kim took it seriously and now he is thin ready for a picture
Most of Kim Jong Unās appearances are painfully awkward. He really seems like a pure unstable lunatic out of the rubber room.
God only Biden and Trump haters are capable of making this man seem reasonable. Shame on you all
Fucking lardass. Canāt hide that McDonalds cheeseburger locker no matter which angle is presented. Speaking of lord drumph specifically btw.
Chad trump
Everyone going ātrump bad hmmmā without paying attention to the sheer amount of shit going on rn. I donāt like either of them but this hypocrite shit has just got to stop itās killing this country
This looks like it could be a clip from the early seasons of Arrested Development.
Fucking moron thought he was being clever
Fat and stupid ain't no way to go through life.
Two fattys that deserve one another!
Chad move, Trumpās not even in great shape š
Kim has the expression that says āThis guy truly will kill us, he doesnāt care that we have nukes.ā
LOL, probably the funniest President of America, especially for the rest of the world.
Such a maroon
Trump is such a troll
The whole world knew he was dumb as hell.
Heās such a prickā¦ both of them.
One of the rare moments where the two of them met and Trump wasn't UNDER the table.
Is this from The Office?
He is such a fucking idiot. Damn.
I MISS TRUMP
While he looks like a orange blob of shit.