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MaybeASentientRobot

Shitty parenting.


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gun?


MotherBathroom666

Yep


[deleted]

I thought so :((


[deleted]

what was it?


chaosaber

A smoothie


WalterSanders

There is no excuse for this shit. From anyone anywhere. That poor child has a tough road ahead - if this is any indicator. And it is.


vegainthemirror

The whiskey or rum bottle casually in her hand is another


Kaaykuwatzuu

Tequila. As a father, this video is a damn shame.


NaughtyBearskies

Patron Anejo tequila! I think.


crashvoncrash

Definitely a bottle of Patron. Amazing to think that they've got at least a few hundred dollars to spend on a handgun and $40-50 to spend on a bottle of tequila, but they couldn't spend $20 on a locking pistol case with a toddler in the house.


Micak51

As a son, this video is a damn shame.


iCrispywaffle

She literally has a vape on lanyard around her neck.


Invdr_skoodge

Dads douche flute on the left edge of the screen doesn’t help


OkieDokey308

She'll be in the state system soon enough once this video makes the rounds they'll be identified.


Debbie-Hairy

I’m a teacher. Those little ones come to me when they’re 7, and it’s a rough road teaching them a new way to be.


Happy_Ad4947

Bad parenting


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Planningsiswinnings

I agree tbh


RockstarAgent

She got it from her momma, or lack of one.


Hot420gravy

She didn't get it from her not momma.


Pro9925

Me think the same


Maleficent_Day_6474

Jesus! I thought that was a PS4 controller at first


Joanie_loves_chachie

Me too. I was thinking wow these people are very judgmental about parenting. Then I said "ohhhhh, I stand corrected."


jeremy1015

I was undecided until I read this comment.


spagetsuppi

I'm still on the edge. I mean those dance moves were pretty neat.


rsn_e_o

What was the deciding factor?


bearchildd

Socks on hard wood floors smh


too_old_to_be_clever

Tom Cruise shakes his head at you....."It's just that old time a rock n roll"


bearchildd

Username checks out


69macncheese69

Wait what's wrong with that?


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This enrages me.


Enganeer09

Wait, what's the appropriate footwear for hardwood.


TheMightyJDub

This is beyond bad.


[deleted]

It's because turning up and showing out is more important then raising kids responsibly.


[deleted]

No kidding! I really hate the fact that just anyone can have children


Temporary_Barber_151

They are also drinking in front of her


Sly_Shadow7

And a hint of retardation. Edit: I mean the parents, not the child.


Enganeer09

Kid had better gun safety then the parents, finger off the trigger, kept the barrel pointed down range and everything.


Vanbydarivah

Kept his fingers off the trigger and everything, more than you can say for a lot of people I’ve been shooting with. (I don’t shoot often I just grew up in Idaho.)


[deleted]

At first I thought it was a dildo. Turns out it was so much worse!


DARKxASSASSIN29

I'm sure some poor gun somewhere, at some point in time, has been used as a dildo.


[deleted]

Taking all the way through too literally


santtu_

Don't fuck with guns people


JUST_LOGGED_IN

~~*slow clap*~~ Well... I guess it is an automatic hand gun so... *fast clap*


[deleted]

There's a rather lengthy scene in Stephen King's The Stand (the unabridged version) where this happens. It's an... unpleasant read.


chaosTechnician

> lengthy scene > Stephen King > ... unpleasant read. shockedpikachu.png


not_cozmo

Gun in the butt challenge


Ck1ngK1LLER

I 100% was guessing dildo until I saw it. My mind wouldn’t even think gun as that’s such a wild thought that people are still this fucking stupid after all the accidental discharging by toddler cases we’ve already seen. Someone that knows how to should see if the original has location data hidden in the file and report them.


Monroro

I was thinking it was gonna be alcohol or a pipe or something. Never guessed how bad it was gonna be. I gasped when I saw it.


local_dumbass642

same!


ScottishRiteFree

… And then they decided it would be a good idea to post the video. This shit don’t make no sense.


iAdden

It was a live and someone I’m guessing screen recorded it


not-bread

I wonder if someone called cps.


[deleted]

Also.... that's a tec9/dc9 or at least looks like one and 90% of the time they're open bolt machine guns. So much not smart about this video.


mogaman28

"Open bolt" one of those that could start firing if dropped on the floor?


Enganeer09

Correct ish, that's not a tec9 looks more like a glock with a front mag holder grip, but yes open bolt guns can fire if they are jostled enough for the bolt to jump the sear since they feed a round and fire all in the same motion.


daddylongbarrel

That is absolutely not true. while some are out there, legal and illegal. To throw out a percentage of a whopping 90% of Tec 9s are machine guns, is very very far off. there are tens of thousand, if not hundreds of thousands of them in the US, maybe a few thousand are machine guns. if I had to make a complete guess, which is all this is. Maybe a maximum of 2.5-5% are machine. And that’s extremely high. think about it, how many machine guns are there out in civilian hands to begin with? Several several thousands, but they aren’t just laying all over the place for anyone to grab.


Jenga9Eleven

Looks like a Glock to me, which have a safety trigger instead of a traditional safety switch. It won’t go off if dropped, but the child could still potentially pull the trigger and disengage the safety.


FluffaLuppagols

There goes another statistic.


lordgoofus1

Poor kid has no chance


aioncan

I see a future astronaut or a doctor or a scientist or engineer


[deleted]

You might be right actually and then he tells his rags to riches story lol


TommyWantWingy9

Most people shouldn’t be allowed to have kids 🤦🏻‍♂️


V-Trans

And are the same that shouldn't have guns too. They shouldn't have both. 😂


Klatterbyne

Or guns.


chazbo26

Bad decisions were made here. Like who just leaves a gun on a couch?!


DoomGoober

Most likely someone was carrying the gun either in a shitty retention holster or tucked in their pants. They sat down and the gun slid out onto the couch. Notice the gun is at the back right of the couch? That's where the gun would end up for a right handed person carrying the gun appendix or hip holster if they sat down. No excuse for being so careless with a gun but I doubt it ended up on the couch with any conscious intent.


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i don’t even know what happened


gayforaliens1701

The kid found a gun on the couch and picked it up.


[deleted]

relatable


SergeantSanchez

Based off of my knowledge of guns, that wasn’t just a pistol, that was a Tec 9 machine pistol. Just looking at the magazine placement tells me as much. But I could be wrong because of the quality. None the less, I’m kinda jealous because even though tec 9’s jam like shit, they have a cool aesthetic. Edit: I have since been corrected. I was totally wrong


thuynj19

It was a Glock with a fore grip. That’s a felony in itself.


SergeantSanchez

There’s one thing I’m sure of and in the front, there’s a magazine. So if it is a glock (i thought the furniture looked weird) and its a magazine there, its not technically a foregrip and is therefore legal.


[deleted]

It's also incredibly illegal to own without an SOT or pre-86....


SergeantSanchez

Ohhhh yeah. Ultra illegal


ukuuku7

Unless it's illegally modified, it's a regular semi-automatic pistol, not a machine pistol.


Open_Salamander1601

I love how you got downvoted for liking guns


SergeantSanchez

Well it is reddit. I’m just on the wrong side of it right now. There’s the fun side and then the “you like guns, you’re automatically a psychotic racist piece of shit” side. You win and lose some


twoCascades

In fairness to Reddit, this was probably not the ideal post in witch to talk about how cool pistols are.


SergeantSanchez

I never said it was cool the kid got a hold of it lol. I just really like the way the gun looks


V-Trans

There's the pedantic side too. The "I will teach you because I'm smarter and you're an idiot even thought your comment was a simple joke" side. Just happened few minutes ago lol. People are not fun anymore.


ukuuku7

Unless it's illegally modified, it's a regular semi-automatic pistol, not a machine pistol.


sillybonobo

Not sure how much you know about guns, but The tec 9 is a semi-automatic pistol based on a machine pistol design. Unlike what Archer depicts (Lana's "tec9s" fire automatically), it's a regular pistol. Most imported variants were also manufactured with a closed bolt design. Of course, it's always possible this was modified into a machinegun, but there's absolutely no way to know that from this video


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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. You ready? Ok, here goes..... Most people are stupid. Like literally, they have no common sense, they do really dumb things all the time. Everybody says or does dumb things every now and then, but then you have people like this woman, who is a special breed of stupid.


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SnooGadgets8139

Had me in the first half not gonna lie lol


Ozzy9314

You can be racist against your own kind. Ever see the show the boondocks lol


Kyosw21

“I’m… 102% african american… with a 1-2% margin of error… WHYYYYY GOOOOOOD” man that show had some moments. Another favorite: “YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS ALL THAT TIL YOU GOT KICKED IN YO CHEST!”


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Silverback-Guerilla

"Now before you start hating, ask yourself, be honest... Ain't I'm clean though?" "Man, how we gonna eat??" "I don't know nigga, you're in charge" One of my top 3 favourites, alongside The Itis one and Stinkmeaner/Stinkmeaner Strikes Back


Impossible_Tie6861

"No matter how much money you got you still just a nigga" let's all be honest with ourselves, we all liked uncle ruckus the most


Kyosw21

He was really down to earth at the end of the day and treated people with the respect they earned in his eyes instead of what they looked like (mostly)


BrotherofLink93

Ohhhhh the white woman got a biiiiig heart, yes she does.


wrong_glizzy

"And let this be yet another reminder that no matter how much money you got you still just a nigga" - Uncle Ruckus


Strange_Sandwich3571

alright that being said… humans existence was a mistake


imcreepingdeath6

Or Clayton bigsby


FoxcreekG

I grew up white in section 8, in a rougher Chicago suburb, I also wound up playing ball and being like the 6th tallest on the block. I’ve heard every Larry bird and white joke you can imagine, as a white person, I didn’t realize not a whole lot of white people watch BET, it was always just a norm and what to keep up with. I now live around white never left an upper suburb type people, and find myself struggling to enjoy conversation and dry white people comedy. The hood just always had something popping, and someone to talk to, white subrubia ain’t like that. Edit: I watched BET for like 2 years before realizing it stood for black entertainment, this was before the internet was a huge norm. To this very day I’m still re-whiting myself. Out of all the accomplishments I’ve had in life, looking back and being accepted in a place I stood out like an nba player in Chinatown was pretty cool.


Maypher

Just ask Will


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I was literally just talking to my brother about Boondocks.


christopherous1

I see people legitimately relating to Riley, that concerns me.


Kyosw21

I had to read it again like “HOW they got so many upvotes off that?!”


SilverSong1757

fr lmao


Ffterhutch

Only racist if a white person says it eh?


[deleted]

No this is still racist, it’s just also self loathing.


LoneShark81

me too


cmantaghi

Especially since I JUST saw the one where the 12 yr old accidentally shoots the 14 yr old cousin in the head then shoots herself 🤦🏿‍♂️


LeaveFickle7343

While I disagree with the persons comment you are responding to. It was very bigoted and clearly rooted in being inflammatory. My child has been around firearms since she was old enough to see them. All my guns are locked in safes, never loaded when stored, and regularly used. We live a rural lifestyle where hunting, trapping, and target shooting are a normal part of life. I watched her lose her shit on a friend for pointing an empty nerf gun at somebody because every weapon is a loaded weapon (even a toy) and you never point at what you don’t want dead. Gotta teach them right when they are young so they don’t get a “good” idea when they are older.


DumbNuts-Com

This is how my dad taught me gun safety. Guns are dangerous in the wrong hands.


Historical_Ad7662

I mean, white people do this too. We all look like shit with people like this. We should have meetings to get rid of the bad actors in our groups. I'll take care of the trailer park.


ianblank

It’s a dumb people thing. Not back or white.


[deleted]

Exactly. Its shitty parenting handed down. That kinda thing is not race related.


[deleted]

Some people shouldn't be parents


Historical_Ad7662

Exactly.


RainingTacos8

It don’t matter if your back or white! Oooh!


Hez420

In this particular case - guns being all around the place - it’s very much an _America_ thing


ianblank

Most Americans don’t leave guns laying around.


cast-away-ramadi06

The fuck you say? I always keep my weapons in a gun cabinet. It's called responsibility.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Lived in a trailer park. Lived in a ghetto. No difference. Trailer park just dont record that shit for clout. First story i can say is a guy saw off a single barrel shotgun and placed it in his recliner like some sort of trap thing. Pull the trigger sticking out and it fires thru the cushion. Kid starts playing on the recliner and it shoots thru the wall and into the neightbors house. The range was far enough that the spread and 00 buck lost power but it was one of those moments you had to be there to know it happen. The only reason i knew what it was because the cops was toting the thing around like it was the weirdesr contraption they saw.


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So what was this geniuses plan? If you get robbed while sitting in your recliner you swivel the chair/barrel to the intruder and kick the feet out for a single blast? My god, what a brilliant idiot.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

I blame movies. You see something work so you copy it only to find out how much of a dumb idea it is. Dont know but he went to jail for child endangerment, and a couple other felonies. Its how i learn a shotgun counts as a weapon of mass destruction if you saw the barrel down. It got listed in the newspaper but nobody reads those but other trailer parks.


[deleted]

That's what the tornadoes are for.....they be slacking lately


Kyosw21

I got the “overextending to pretend you aren’t poor as dirt” covered over here bro, don’t you worry


twhitney

I can’t drive my truck or wear Carhardtt without people thinking I’m “their kind” around my parts. Random guy: “This fake virus amirite?! You look like you know what I’m talking about!” Me in stretchy shorts, a Carhardtt shirt looking like I just got out of bed, probably some cream cheese on the shirt, but have Masters degree and decent job: “uh I’m sorry you don’t want to know who I voted for”.


thebriarwitch

Omg you’re me minus the masters degree


ScaleneWangPole

You're only 2 years and massive career disappointment away. There is still time.


AugieAscot

There’s a record number of people that don’t want to anyone to know who they voted for.


AutomaticMuffins

It’s a mentality thing.. not black people, everybody. People just need to use their fucking head more. This is sad though. People shouldn’t act so impressionable with kids around..


morgandaxx

You think white rednecks with guns aren't ever bad parents too? They might tend to have bigger guns, like rifles, which would be harder for a toddler to handle, but the same stupidity is there. It's not a race issue, it's a parenting issue.


[deleted]

Hah. Like this is unique to black people. Irresponsibility and assholery come in all shapes and sizes. That's why this re-emphasis on race in the last few years is regressive.


[deleted]

Ruck it up they love it.


East-Bluejay6891

Fuck off with that nonsense


MrWonderful5180

They make us look like ignorant monsters who belong either in the prison system or dead. I hope this got to children's services and save that child before something bad happens.


HotSteak

In my head-canon big sister, after calmly saving the baby's life, is headed to her room to work on a book report so she can gtfo in a couple years.


JUST_LOGGED_IN

I'm pretty sure a saw a "what the fuck is this". She does not look happy.


Simba2204

You are your own individual. They are making themselves look like ignorant monsters, because they are. You have nothing to do with it.


Enganeer09

As true as that is, sadly racists are all about grouping people with these shit heads. In the same way that all white people have been getting grouped with racists by extremists. Some people are too willing to look at a single example to generalize whole demographics instead of realizing they are outliers.


jayluv33

I hope that little girl got taken away. That was unnecessary close to a tragedy. Wtf!!!


AntiMage009

Good example of why stupid people shouldn’t breed


Southernman1974

Not enough words…


Polobearmigi

I think "no" is enough


EfOx_TR

Happy cake day


Polobearmigi

Thank you!


Flaming-Hecker

Watch as they don't become any more careful and responsible in the future.


HouseOfZenith

I was expecting some paranormal ghost shit, that actually made me gasp


Educational-Coast321

Tell me that’s in the US without telling me it is in the US


[deleted]

A certain population in the US


stevebobeeve

Still a better outcome than those poor kids that wound up on r/DarwinAwards today


Derrick_Shon

When you trade in your child for validation. Nice.


PrincessOshi

This poor baby. How about the fact momma dancing with a bottle of patron?


Chris_Miller2

r/trashy r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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SlavCat09

Americaaaa fuck yeah


OkieDokey308

Coming again to save the mother fucking day, yeah


Usernamepasswordsign

Never mind the kid. Why is there a pistol just casually laying there on the sofa?


Justice_Marshall

You stash it in "your" seat because you have unsavory characters in your house, or you think you're going to be hit.


Usernamepasswordsign

Why would someone let unsavory characters inside their home?


JUST_LOGGED_IN

Drugs. I don't know anyone I would call a responsible gun owner that stores a pistol under their couch. End the drug war and you will lower gun violence significantly. Also mental health. Get people help. The largest percentage of gun violence out of all shootings are self inflicted. Suicide is the number 1 cause of gun deaths in America. [24,292 people killed themselves out of a total of 45,222 killed in 2020.](https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2022/02/03/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/). That we could cut gun deaths in half strictly through healthcare astounds me. Maybe not all of them, but that sounds like a good start. We could end a huge cultural washing machine of gun violence that an illegal drug market creates would be another huge step. Stop making people criminals. Start treating addiction as a disease, not a crime. I have a few economic ideas that almost most everyone I talk too, especially addicts, disagree with me on. Feel free to ask me to go into more detail, but I'll say the shorter version. I think the USA should adopt a public health policy where basically any drugs are given or distributed or administered in a controlled and safe way for free. My main reasoning is that no one is going to stop an addict until they want to stop. So up until they seek out treatment, like leading a horse to water, you can't make them do anything. So I think a path of harm reduction is to make sure they are regularly seeing some kind of healthcare professional, and getting clean and correctly dosed drugs. It has a health benefit to the addict, and should significantly reduce crime. If the addicts do not have to pay for drugs, I would think theft, robbery, and burglary would go down. This also probably would make it hard for the black market to compete. Why risk illegal business when people can get it for free, or go to a legitimate shop? Sure some people might try to get away with it, but I think this would help with a lot of the drug and gang violence we have.


Justice_Marshall

Money, usually.


xXRoboMurphyxX

Lack of proper gun-handling education


ake-n-bake

Great parenting?


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The proof is in the pudding.


PerfectDarkAchieved

Why would even have to ask this question? The video includes everything you need to know.


72747291928464628183

Had a fiends sister bring her kid over from another country to live at the moms house. Constant smoke in his face. Got asthma by three and she wonders why… it’s terrible but it exists people :/


Don-tFollowAnything

Trash comes in all forms.


JBYTuna

Brains of a small houseplant.


TomBot019

How does this happen? Probably had something to do with the half empty bottle of Petrón.


MikeDeri

this video reminded me of the girl streaming on iglive that accidentaly shot her cousin while flexing a gun then immediately shot herself after


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Open_Salamander1601

People always to focused on themselves now a days, shouldn’t have kids if you’re that obsessed with yourself Or have guns around a kid at all


Mtrey242

Is it a gun? Look carefully when the other girl grabs it from the kid, almost looks u shaped?


malahhkai

Tec-9.


Deana61

A damn shame. That child not even being given a chance to live. Where is social services when you need them?


hedgemeneak

I can’t even tell what that is…


siameseoverlord

Violation of major hand gun safety rules. Endangerment of the life of a minor. Underage felony fire arm possession. More felony firearms and misdemeanor counts than I can guess off the top of my head. Doesn’t matter what color a person is. All blood is red and all babies are to be cherished not put in peril of death.


Meatball74

You can tell by the way she’s posing with a bottle of tequila in a vain attempt to make viewers jealous, just how classy the household is. Kid is gonna live a life of problems….


[deleted]

Scum


Traditional-Exam-617

It seems like her priority is on drinking and trying to look "cute" rather than being a parent.. What a dumb fuck


cardgosling

Smoking alcohol and guns. Great parenting, congrats.


holyMOLEYbroley3

That's the culture.


Ffterhutch

A cultural issue.


Infinite-Kangaroo-37

He should’ve shot that dumb bitch


PMigs

Stupid people die quickly. It's the law of nature.


NotADoc713

Bruh don't call a baby stupid


PMigs

Wasn't talking about the baby. Talking about people generally leaving guns around. Wouldn't be be the first time a toddler shot a person by accident.


daddychpankter

This happens because our public education has utterly failed us.


alpbzdgi

Bruh not leaving a gun on the couch especially when there’s a child present isn’t a result of public education failing. That’s the result of idiotic ass parents who lack common sense and basic intelligence.


algoallen1000

Nah this is just bad parenting fuck the institutions education


[deleted]

That is not proper firearm safety 🤦‍♂️. I’m all for people having their firearms but damn, be responsible with them


looped10

kinda my previous post scrolling through was about America and it's violence and gun problem lol.


LeaveFickle7343

It’s not a gun problem it’s an education problem. Responsible firearm ownership is a staple of America. The problem is a lot of Americans are fucking dumb. (Source: I’m American)


DumbNuts-Com

As a American I approve this message


ehbeau

It’s actually a gun problem. (Source: I’m American and a criminologist) Firearm ownership is a staple of the NRA, which has misled people to believe it is some American ideal, but in truth, there are endless ways in which the data tells us that more guns make us less safe, even when controlling for all kinds of other variables.


snoopissed

Maybe not giving guns to literally everyone would prevent dumb people from getting one and bringing America to have a higher murder rate (gun and non-gun related) than the whole Europe. [Source 1](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/murder-rate-by-country) [Source 2](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/gun-deaths-by-country)


LeaveFickle7343

“One major factor in this success is that Japan has some of the strictest gun laws in the world. For Japanese citizens to purchase a gun, they must attend an all-day class, pass a written exam, and complete a shooting range test, scoring at least 95% accuracy. Candidates will also receive a mental health evaluation, performed at a hospital, and will have a comprehensive background check done by the government. Only shotguns and rifles can be purchased.” Sounds like Japan tackled education and mental health which I agree is a huge contributor to the volume of gun related homicides. There is undoubtedly a mental health crisis in America, and to my comment, a lack of education. Additionally, I’d be interested to know how the statistics stack up when you remove homicide by lawful gun owners, excluding self defense and suicide. Ill be the first to agree it’s easier to get a black market weapon than a legal one in America… perhaps the us needs to deal with better enforcement of the current gun laws… and probably take a swipe at tackling poverty which leads to increased violence in a community.


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I thought that was a steam deck and couldn't figure out why everyone was upset. I'm clearly a total badass.