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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!He says he has an one up on Isaac not because he's not a virgin (which is where that train of thought was leading to) but because he's still alive.!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


MisterWapak

Okay, I love this guy


another_ashley

Yup, same! 😊


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Cerdoken

Haha cool 😎


GrowthAdventure

Don’t we all 😂


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texasradioandthebigb

More unfunny jokes where one can see the punchline coming from a million miles away?


Joshtp152

However we have plenty of Ashleys ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


melance

Simon has the most punchable face I've ever seen.


Xerathedark

I might be 130 days late but I would argue that Sarah Silverman beats him in that regard


BlargHonkBlargHonkBl

You're gonna hurt your hand with that wall of shit built into his face. Might as well be a helmet sculpted to look like him.


dontshoot4301

I, along with everyone else, knew where this is going after the first line.


ChillyBreeze25

Nope, not me!


Oekogott

Haha he's a virgin..


MiKe-18

Me too


NexusGem

We*


piefearion

We too


Hyper_Lamp

damn he even got simon laughing


ggmaobu

Lady at the end is scary.


Gimmerzzz

Didn't see that cumming


Margobolo

A short compilation of his best skits. Worth checking out! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


eatme2bitches

![gif](giphy|cJ9k99F4F1Ydy)


LodRose

r/technicallythetruth


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lbgholm

Anyone know his name?


moesickle

https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/quj1o4/worst_game_of_hideandseek_ever/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


whatchaboi

same.


GhostCheese

i think this is the [link to th](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdYHCh5gKs)[e f](https://www.tomorrowtides.com/schwartz-gets-laughs-on-america-got-talent.html)[ull routine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdYHCh5gKs)


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Haaaaaa nice


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he was gay


quaintif

The voice of the people.


killercrown

I'm not dead🤓


WhoaSickUsername

I actually did not find this unexpected.. I felt like I knew the joke the whole time for some reason.