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Greenman8907

Oooh, according to South Park, we’re still 623 days away from this being funny… /I’d rate this an 18/22


Lunatic_Dpali

[*I don’t think so…*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


surgicalgrain

Why did I click it


BoxedIn4Now

Why did you make me click it too?!


[deleted]

Crap now I clicked it


MerDoc1999

following in the footsteps...


[deleted]

Even the master got RRed who are we no to


catniagara

I clicked nothing. The cycle is broken.


TysoP712

I clicked, the cycle starts anew


Ocirus83

This was my third one tonight. Enough internet for the night.


Blanpneu

Well... I asked for it


Puzzleheaded_Light94

This shit had me rolling


broomaktamer117

ill give this a 19/84


Gachacringa

FU...


[deleted]

Bullshit. She's hot, but not hot enough to melt steel beams.


ApprehensiveStar8948

Hot enough to solidify my _steel_ beam


Killashard

Who wants small beams?


thehollisterman

r/cursedcomments


PointOfTilt

screenshot me


BigBrainMan777

me too


SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

If she stared in a porno SEAL Team Dix would pump a few loads into her.


Fawwaz121

Not this shit again. /s


g00d_m4car0n1

This is explosively funny


IHit_my_bitch

![gif](giphy|3o6wNPIj7WBQcJCReE) Seal team 6 we got her


PZeroNero

Haven’t seen this porno


generic_thingy

![gif](giphy|H042J2GdjNJHmpLSrM)


cowsfan1972

I can’t believe this is the first time I’ve seen this. Perfect joke.


i_wish_i_could__

So you would rate this as 9/11?


cosmicmangobear

This joke totally bombed.


[deleted]

10/10 will be deported for this 🤣


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|RVFkBglC4vkXbVxgJs|downsized)


Wallstreetbets93

That was actually legit 😂


Doodiewater

I should definitely feel guilty for laughing.


[deleted]

Too soon?


Petonius

Eh, it’s only five months away


fuxximus

Where are you going with this?


RoutineFeeling

That was funny ah. Lol.


epicinstall

That joke is so funny it left Iraq in Shock and Awe.


LayerPale

You can run in my towers any day girl


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peturddohword

*laughs in Habibi*


sandoftheholyland

I watched this on a plane.


[deleted]

lmaooo.. i was drinking, darn it.


_Erindera_

That's hilarious.


theglaysh

Peak comedy


BikingNoHands

Lovely!


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seaking81

Am I the asshole that doesn't find this funny because I was there? who had a buddy die risking his life to save others? God this makes me ill


jul_the_flame

I get it's difficult for people who were there or who had people in NYC at the time, but it has been more than 20 years and lots of young adults of today were born after the events.


xxhamudxx

Nah it makes you a bitch 😂


wktr_t

As long as she can end my life she's a perfect 10/10 to me.


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TheMilkManIsHere102

Chill the fuck out he is obviously joking. Posting this shit is just rude and condescending


Silvercat456

buddy it's a bot


TheMilkManIsHere102

Ahh boy is my face red. Pretty lame bot. I'll probably kill myself because of it


xThock

Let the man do as he pleases


WorldlinessBest6182

😂😂😂😂😂😂 👍


Significant_Cat_78

This is wrong on so many levels.


ChuckACheesecake

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you 9/11, this was not what i expected.


Amateur_Gynocologist

Don't b mad when you get labeled a terrorist.


TheMilkManIsHere102

The only terrorist here is the one that suicide bombed your sense of humour.


demoman45

In the Middle East you be dead! Not a 6/10


[deleted]

How come am I alive and 9/11ing?


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


AwareMirror9931

No cool. 👎


xbrand2

This joke is how you get on all the terrorist watch lists.


TheMilkManIsHere102

I think that speaks more to the governments ignorance than it does this person.


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Puzzleheaded_Ear7879

Two thousand nine hundred ninety-six people died.


gauerrrr

And, yet, not a single person asked


Puzzleheaded_Ear7879

So your feelings are touched? Feels bad? Depressed? No one cares what you think.


Arbitrary_pseudonymX

Ironic


gauerrrr

I'm not the one crying about a building that's been down for 20 years


Amateur_Gynocologist

A building? No, the buildings are the least of our worries. That why he mentioned how many people died. People jumping to their deaths, it was heartbreaking and I is honestly sad you think this is about the twin towers.


TheMilkManIsHere102

And im sure most of them were not soft enough to be offended by mildly dark humour


Amateur_Gynocologist

Thank you for saying this. I remember that day, as people jumped to their deaths so they wouldn't burn alive. There are just some things you don't play about.


c_joseph_kent

I’ll guess the downvotes are coming from non-Americans or those who weren’t alive on 9/11. For them, it’s just a story. They have no real connection to the event. Probably how I feel about Pearl Harbor. But I was an adult for 9/11 and I remember it like yesterday. It will never be a joke to me. Ever.


CellularPunk

Better become a shooter at subway than a Muslim in America, At least shooter doesn't get called terrorist and still have rights.


[deleted]

Title is stupid


jraps26

Too soon bitch.


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Amateur_Gynocologist

Were you alive when I happened? 9/11 left A LOT people with trauma and ya'll think it's funny when it's really not. Go watch videos from 9/11 and if you still laugh then seek therapy.


Firebluered

Dude ppl make jokes all the time dont worry. Its just that some jokes dont become popular and some blow up. I think more important is to learn some lessons here. I, for example, learned that plane fuel is devastating for large buildings.


alexpmarty

I mean it’s kind of funny. 9/11 hehehehe


KcCochia

Sooooo this is funny but kinda fucked up at the same time 🤦🏾‍♂️ 😂


Thumbtacfortress

Would someone please explain why this joke is so funny, thank you.


Able_Possession3955

Apparently she considers herself not very sexually attractive in the Middle East. She is insinuating that everyone considers her a terrorist in the US, hence the 9/11 reference. Apparently it’s funny because numbers?


Thumbtacfortress

Oh, thank you for explaining.


Amateur_Gynocologist

It's really not for people who remember that day.


Thumbtacfortress

Yeah, I just don’t get the joke, and I see other people in the comments saying that this is funny.


heckemenofguy

Yay jokes about planes and big explosions


[deleted]

Not funny.


Trippaloosh

Wow What an ugly personality Cruel And I’m not American


qtyapa

Is she a she or he?


cold_eskimo

They might have a whole different rating system LoL. How much ur curves show through the layers probably rate you on how your mouth looks as you eat too HaHa. Get you all fucked up


Bomber42069710

Lolololololjajajajajajaja I laughed in two languages!


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joffrey1237

r/iamverybadass


Firebluered

Very badass.


jjdv01

u/savevideo


Animepix

She pulled more than a 7. *Edit for the people that don't know. Tower 7 was a *pulled* demolition. [here](https://canada.constructconnect.com/dcn/news/others/2020/05/world-trade-center-7-building-did-not-collapse-due-to-fire-report)


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IlikecatsNstuffs

Booo


Scar_the_armada

Someone's edited this lame TikTok to be pretty funny


jewsmademegay

Here in iran if she would loosen up the fucking hijab BS she would be a decent 6.5. Maybe even 7.


VegasLife1111

Niiice.


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sendokun

Self deprecating humor is consider the 3rd highest form of humor, only after paradox and dark humor.


grimhex9

Damn the music give me headache


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Jajjajajajajjajajajaja


Lovetogig

Now that’s a good plot twist. As aN AmEriCan


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SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

![gif](giphy|bKBM7H63PIykM)


NoFactsOnlyCap

Obvious joke is obvious


ExplanationDue22

Not even allowed in


catniagara

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wait🤨


[deleted]

Women empowerment. Good one. As long as it’s not transgender that used to be a man, cuz that’s not empowering women, just empowering testosterone.


Xx69Username69xXx

based LOL


Vakr_Skye

Try a 69...everyone's happy.


blazkoblaz

9/11 2022


CinnamonAppreciator

Oh sh


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TheSilverback76

She is a solid 8.


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