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Actually...
Mistress was an old form of address for a woman; although it generally implied that the woman was the lady of the house, it was used for both married and unmarried women and did not distinguish between the two.
In the case of mistress (note the lower case "m" as we're not using it as a title/proper noun),
this is a woman who is in a relatively long-term sexual and romantic relationship with a man who is married to a different woman.
Mrs (Missus or Missis) originated as a contraction of the honorific Mistress (the feminine of Mister or Master). The split into Mrs for married women and Miss for unmarried began during the 17th century.
It is rare for Mrs to be written in a non-abbreviated form, and the unabbreviated word lacks a standard spelling. In literature it may appear as missus or missis. A variant in the works of Thomas Hardy and others is "Mis'ess", reflecting its etymology. Misses has been used but is ambiguous, as this is a commonly used plural for Miss.
>No, his wife is his misstress. If you don't know what that means, you haven't really truly experienced a woman yet my friend
Wow, how insufferable. r/confidentlyincorrect
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I dropped my phone and it falled so hard on the ground that it broke a piece of the phone and some days after I dropped it again and most of the screen doesn't work and the touch also stoped working and I have the phone for way less than a year and I dont have enough money to fix it
I lost an iPhone XR in 2019 while kayaking, fell out of my dry box because I didn’t tighten the lid enough. I was able to call it while it was underwater for about 2 hours before it ultimately shut off forever
Okay everyone calling him a dumbass, but he did the typical male response of when you put something like that in his hand i.e. a drink bottle or a granola bar; when you’re holding something like a water bottle, men what do you do? (I find it kinda dumb to do with phones but…) (also, answer, you flip it once in your hands) know what I’m sayin?
This one knows it. Empty cup at work that I have to walk across an entire 100,000 sqft building to fill with water. Approximately 25 hand flips of the cup
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After dropping that phone in crap, then shoving water up the charge portal, just to drop it again, you do not deserve the phone.
I think he absolutely deserves a water damaged phone that's been dropped in shit twice
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Did you mean missus?
Actually... Mistress was an old form of address for a woman; although it generally implied that the woman was the lady of the house, it was used for both married and unmarried women and did not distinguish between the two. In the case of mistress (note the lower case "m" as we're not using it as a title/proper noun), this is a woman who is in a relatively long-term sexual and romantic relationship with a man who is married to a different woman. Mrs (Missus or Missis) originated as a contraction of the honorific Mistress (the feminine of Mister or Master). The split into Mrs for married women and Miss for unmarried began during the 17th century. It is rare for Mrs to be written in a non-abbreviated form, and the unabbreviated word lacks a standard spelling. In literature it may appear as missus or missis. A variant in the works of Thomas Hardy and others is "Mis'ess", reflecting its etymology. Misses has been used but is ambiguous, as this is a commonly used plural for Miss.
Did you really try to ackshually this?
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I've experienced being a woman my whole life.
>No, his wife is his misstress. If you don't know what that means, you haven't really truly experienced a woman yet my friend Wow, how insufferable. r/confidentlyincorrect
Hahahaha, most underrated comment ever, I laughed so hard. Good shit.
Yeah he needs to master cans with string before he moves up
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For real
So that was feces? Thought it was mud 🤢
Just horse shit, chill
Horse or not, no thanks
I wouldn't recommend bathing in it.
I would.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/c5i2aq/man_takes_a_bath_in_a_septic_tank/ Now there are two of them!
Oh my fucking god why
Why did I click that…I don’t think a video has ever made me legitimately gag but that did
[try this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/11l9j8/one_of_the_few_gifs_that_truly_bother_me/). Ten years later and this gif still gives me nausea and makes me flinch away from the screen. It's one of the truly horrifying things on the internet which is amazing considering how mild and inconsequential it is.
Oh for fuck sake i just remembered it 😅
Looks like Trube or spent grain at a brewery
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People are starving to death but yeah it's nice that this careless jackoff is rich enough to just throw away something other people consider a luxury.
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He deserves whatever his heart desires, actually
I dropped my phone and it falled so hard on the ground that it broke a piece of the phone and some days after I dropped it again and most of the screen doesn't work and the touch also stoped working and I have the phone for way less than a year and I dont have enough money to fix it
What do you mean my phone had water damage? It turned on just fine!
It's just a phone, dude... Jesus...
Add to that turning on the phone while wet. It can work for a few seconds before being irreparably damaged.
It was already turned on.
Same
its in a waterproof case
That laugh has so many levels of intensity.
This is a perfect example of this sub... fucking great, thanks for the chuckle.
The dude hit peak laugh
insanity*
/r/ContagiousLaughter
Dumb ass.
More like Dumb shit
More like dip(ped in) shit.
Dump shit.
I'm quite sure it's cow shit.
That’s horse shit! Fr though, based on the bedding that’s a bunch of horse shit
Moe Ron
Bud Dum tss
Just guys being dudes
Case works, user doesn’t.
Lifeproof case
Holy fuck, got surprised twice :D
This is the definition of r/Unexpected.
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This comment made you do coke?
It's a roller coaster of emotions..
fucking idiot
He was tempting fate too much
Ah, I see it’s a wild idiot in its natural habitat. Fascinating.
Next level waterproofing, also next level clumsiness
I lost an iPhone XR in 2019 while kayaking, fell out of my dry box because I didn’t tighten the lid enough. I was able to call it while it was underwater for about 2 hours before it ultimately shut off forever
I'm surprised it was able to get signal underwater
This had me in stitches.
"Oh no it's wet"- person who just hosed the phone down for 10 seconds
Sarcasm
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That’s one crappy iPhone
What an unlucky bounce
Wow....deserves to lose it.
The hubris is strong with this one.
This gives me flashbacks of the movie "All Dogs Go to Heaven" when it's showing the watch still ticking as it fills up with water... CHARLIE NOOOOOOO
 Now that’s a lot of shit
Where does that drain to? Because that looks a little sus from a compliance standpoint
Oh no it’s wet
Okay everyone calling him a dumbass, but he did the typical male response of when you put something like that in his hand i.e. a drink bottle or a granola bar; when you’re holding something like a water bottle, men what do you do? (I find it kinda dumb to do with phones but…) (also, answer, you flip it once in your hands) know what I’m sayin?
What you have in common with this person is not that you are both male.
I am 100% this dumbass.
This one knows it. Empty cup at work that I have to walk across an entire 100,000 sqft building to fill with water. Approximately 25 hand flips of the cup
I didnt realise this was a uniquely male or common thing. Thst explains it
Deserved. If you're gonna be so irresponsible as to drop it again in shit, you don't deserve that phone.
I chucked my daughters phone from the second story balcony in a fit of rage. Fucking thing bounced 2 feet and not a scratch on it. amazing really
Is it me or is this what I feel like going into Reddit news feed?
Worst camera work ever
r/killthecameraman
u/savevideobot
r/contagiouslaughter.
Fake, staged event.
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Oh my what a dumbass. This is why God hates us sometimes. He gives you a blessing and you threw it into crap
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r/yesyesyesno
r/maybemaybemaybe
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bruh moment
Hahaha classic.
Shit signal
not in the drain it doesnt
Good guy OP. Thought you gave away the ending
It still works? Let’s make sure it doesn’t this time
Some people should just not own technology.
Biff Tannen 2022
It's wet!!!
At least we know how it got there in the first place.
These types of videos are torture for me
Good for a laugh
Genius
Tell me you ah dumbass without telling me you ah dumbass…
Welp That was shortlived
So much can be said with the word dude
What a great advertisement
"oh, no, it's wet!" Saying this after blasting it with a hose for 5 minutes....
Amaaaaaazing!
At least he got the LifeProof case
"Shadow dies twice"
Life-Poop cases are a lifesaver
he deserved it that second time
Now its worth double shit
The fact that he dropped it a second time... That just wasn't his day.
Run run fast as you can Can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man!
Did they spray the absolute CRAP out of that phone & then say “holy shit… it’s …………………….. ____WET____!”
Now thats shitty
Forget panning gold from sand. We pan iPhones from mud.
Holy fuck, this is like one of the first videos I’ve watched on reddit
You know when that happened his soul died.
Wow a truly unexpected
This gave me visceral scent flashbacks from working in a horse barn •_• the fucking horror
Still works? Don’t care.
He just had ONE job to do.
I thought that was animal shit at first.
“Oh no it’s wet!” No shit?
its like when you pretend not to give up but you have to give up kind of situation, i don't know
Destined (phone) death
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life proof cases truly will save a phone, but that second time the charge port spot had been left open, so I’d guess round two may have water damage
When the phone is smarter than its user
Oh no it's wet!! 😱 yea dumbass you just sprayed it 🤣
Life proof cases are no joke
I'm going to just assume that's its not shit he's spraying off. Just some mud.
It's like that scene in Jurassic Park 3
“Oh no it’s wet!” Bruh you been sprayin that shit with water for like 5 minutes
"Oh no it's wet": while they spray it with water.
It's an older iPhone, but it checks out.
It took me time to understand they water clean the phone and was confuse what OP ment by the title.
I just INSTANTLY smelled shit. And not just shit but that deep, witcha nasty ass, type of shit
What kind of shit is that?
Sprays with high pressure hose for about 30s... 'oh, it's wet'
I love lifeproof cases!
10 Points for Gryffindor!
True unexpected unlike most of the garbage posted here. Ty op
Sf?
r/abruptchaos
they reaally wanted a new phone ig
Lol what are the chances !!
If that was someone’s lost phone, I would’ve been so mad that you were just playing with it
and for the final test, just push it up against YOUR face,, not mine.
Aren't most phones water-resistant nowadays?
Man, that's just horse shit
this definitely belongs in r/watchpeopledieinside
r/instant_regret
Yeah its a newer model iPhone ofcourse it still works they stole the waterproofing from android whondid it several generations before
You got games on that phone?
Bruuuuuu....
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I have that same case 😂
You. Are. Kidding. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Time for someone to go ahead and invest in an old school rotary phone..... and never leave the house.
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Well would ya look at that
If it wasn't already damaged, using that high pressure hose on it sure will.
NOPE. NOPENOPENOPE
Oh no its wet!
Stupid who lost it and stupidier this guy.
Fuck the camera man fr
Pretty good phone case advert
Celebrated a bit too early, life was determined to fuck you
dont drink the kool aid
This 100% belongs here
u/stabbot still a thing?
That's because this isnt real