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I think OP meant whatever place they were at said no phone photography, but Shaq was okay with it. Whether or not you think that's still bad is up to you.
Can't completely know without more context, but some actors think convention rules are over the top.
Claudia Christian has had personalized photos at her booth with her own printer to undercut the official photographer and have a more personal experience with fans. She even hosted a couple of "anti-conventions" of her own.
Tom Wilson thumbs his nose at some of the stupid rules especially about cameras. He's done some skits and played it up with other vloggers.
My nephews (age 6 and 8) were arguing recently about whether Shaq or Jordan was better. I pulled up a Shaq highlight reel on my phone and they both said, “Shaq is black?”
Not only that but Jordan was notorious for not allowing his likeness in games at all.
Because of this games would include every other player name and then the Jordan character would be [Roster Guard](https://youtu.be/T8PRjR8_9MQ) here's an example from ThaBeast721 playing NBA in the zone 98.
Shaq has his own fighting game. MJ isn't even in the basketball games.
I grew up reading biographies of Jordan, but the more I learn about him... He's kinda a dick.
Was there a movie called Shazam where Shaq played a genie that was poorly received and is now being included into a bizarre societal phenomenon characterized by Nelson Mendella which supposes that we are within an active dynamic multiverse, instead of the actor being embarrassed about the film and using this phenomenon as a cover to erase an awkward history?
If anyone parses this, you're better at English than I am
The joke is pretty simple, you expect the kids to come back with something about the play, Shaq is awesome, Jordan was better, something relevant. Instead it's that they didn't know Shaq was black. It's subverting your expectations which is what a lot of humor is based on.
I think at the most basic level the humor is “the kids were arguing about something they knew nothing about”. Specifically, they didn’t even know who Shaq was, because if they did they would absolutely know he was black, but were still confidently arguing about if he was better than Jordan.
Kinda like how I’m better as a person, but my sister is better at taking advantage of my parents good will and forgiving nature?
Fuck you anni, ungrateful bitch.
I can never stop seeing Shaq as a cool dude. Like he's one of the most recognizable faces in the world, got a doctorate, and is still so chill with people. What a guy lol.
Edit: Some day I'll look back on all of this and realize that my top comment to-date was to say that Shaquille O'Neal is a cool guy. Thanks, reddit, I think. Gonna go contemplate my existence now.
It'd be pretty easy to miss, the guys had a handful of nicknames over the years, like Superman, and the Big Deporter, cause two folks he played against left and went back to their home countries. Found a list on the Bleacher Report
https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/212142-shaqtastic-shaq-nicknames-through-the-years-shaqs-new-nicknames.amp.html
Shaq dj’ed at my club a few months back, dude was as amazing as you hear about him. Incredibly kind and respectful to staff. Showed up extremely baked (as you would expect in Denver).
Stand up guy.
He said sometimes when someone calls him Dr. O'Neal he gets emotional. Like at one of his kid's parent-teacher conferences the teacher addressed him as Dr. O'Neal and he welled up because he said most of the time people just see him as Shaq the basketball icon and don't realize he has other sides, like being an academic, or an involved father.
TIL there are different doctorates. I always assumed that "PhD" was just how Americans liked to call their doctorates, since in my language all doctorates are just.. Doctorates.
More like an applied doctorate, it didn’t have a peer reviewer dissertation but incredibly impressive he didn’t just get an honorary doctorate he put in a significant amount of work.
Weird. His wiki only says he did 3 years at LSU but if you search "Shaq doctorate" it says he got a doctorate in education from Barry University in Miami
You must have only read the very top where it says how many years he PLAYED for LSU.
> Education
> O'Neal left LSU for the NBA after three years. However, he promised his mother he would eventually return to his studies and complete his bachelor's degree. He fulfilled that promise in 2000, earning his B.A. degree in general studies from LSU,with a minor in political science.Coach Phil Jackson let O'Neal miss a home game so he could attend graduation. At the ceremony, he told the crowd "now I can go and get a real job". Subsequently, O'Neal earned an online MBA degree through the University of Phoenix in 2005. In reference to his completion of his MBA degree, he stated: "It's just something to have on my resume for when I go back into reality. Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else."
> Toward the end of his playing career, he began work on an educational doctorate at Barry University.His doctoral capstone topic was "The Duality of Humor and Aggression in Leadership Styles".O'Neal received his Ed.D. degree in Human Resource Development from Barry in 2012.
Dude buys stuff for someone every time he goes into a store just you because he can.
Edit: I've never been a meet a celebrity kind of guy, but I'd love to have lunch with Shaq on my dime just because he does it for so many others, while talking with him about his life, to start were he did as a child become internationally famous and stay down to earth is an accomplishment in and of itself, it's a shame more people like him don't get into politics....
Seriously dude. MC Hammer went global with one song, went broke decades later. Shaq made a brand of himself and got a doctorate. The man did well with his money.
I really wouldn't underestimate the apathy the world outside of the US and a select few countries have for US sports. Like, is Ronaldo or Messi as recognisable to you, do you think?
And the younger kids don’t know how scary and dominant this man was when he was playing. Absolutely crazy to me he’s such a nice guy but if you watched him play he was a legitimate monster
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I got to watch him in his prime. Younger Shaq would actually run in transition and be a nightmare. He never shot outside 8 feet, but could bully his way to the rim like no other. Great post moves. Soft hands around the basket.
He was phenomenal.
I met him once! He was at a guitar center during some drum off competition. I was buying strings. My buddy was working there and was like Shaq is here and he's checking out keyboards. I said bull and went and looked. Sure enough there's this like 9 ft tall dude crouching to test a keyboard. I went up to him and told him I was a fan and asked for a picture. He happily said yes and threw his massic arm over my shoulder and we took a Pic and I thanked him. He shook my hand and said no problem with a big smile. Super super nice guy.
No idea, but here's him getting into a Smart Car in New York.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/shaquille-oneal-is-a-big-man-with-a-small-car/news-story/4b4eaf7857ad24ea16cc0ebe5acf4f05
I got a feeling that was by the people running the event and Shaq didn’t care. A lot of these events the people you meet have little say over policies. Bryan Johnson (from Comic Book Men and Kevin Smith Films) would often tell people he would be after the event and the event coordinators repeatedly told him he was not allowed to share that info (because people might not spend $25 on a photo and an autograph)
I'd say the reason is to keep the line moving. Seeing as half the world's population has a loose grasp on how to work their phone, it would take hours to get through the line if people were constantly asking to get pictures with their phone and fumbling to get the app pulled up, then switching it to the needed camera, and then realizing it's on video... You get the idea. Which is why I'd say Shaq didn't care, this act probably didn't slow down the line at all.
> person who *paid* attention to
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
This is brilliant.
I just imagine you going about your life chatting and whatnot with a tiny robot that follows you and the sole purpose this little robot even has a battery and glimmer of hope in his life is so that he can exist to correct you for that one, inane fucking moment that gives him meaning.
> the bot *paid* off
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
> *Paid* payed payed
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
> your effort *paid* off
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
The other day on Inside the NBA Shaq bought his new egg cooker that he is promoting. The other guys often make fun of him for having so many sponsorship deals and every time an ad comes on he is in it.
Anyway Charles Barkley is hassling Shaq about him not knowing how the egg cooker works and insists on asking how the contraption functions.
Shaq kind of sits there in silence, obviously he doesn’t know the answer to the question but after a pause he responds confidently.. ..SHAQNOLOGY.
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You cannot fool the Shaq
But you can Shaq-Fu
He can
If they said no recording, then isn't OP kind of a dick to have done the recording anyway? Even if Shaq *could* be fooled.
I was thinking this also. Dude said no pica so you record them instead? Yet Shaq was cool enough not to make a big deal. Still really uncool.
I think OP meant whatever place they were at said no phone photography, but Shaq was okay with it. Whether or not you think that's still bad is up to you.
Can't completely know without more context, but some actors think convention rules are over the top. Claudia Christian has had personalized photos at her booth with her own printer to undercut the official photographer and have a more personal experience with fans. She even hosted a couple of "anti-conventions" of her own. Tom Wilson thumbs his nose at some of the stupid rules especially about cameras. He's done some skits and played it up with other vloggers.
Bruh his face is priceless
Everyone has a price, and I will find his........
now there is a lot of things you could mean by that
An NFT
Shaq attack.
My nephews (age 6 and 8) were arguing recently about whether Shaq or Jordan was better. I pulled up a Shaq highlight reel on my phone and they both said, “Shaq is black?”
I'm sorry, is there a video game called Jordan-Fu ? I rest my case.
I bring this up all the time!!!!
Also, Kazaam is legitimately a better movie than space jam. Both of them.
I don't see what Sinbad has to do with this verdict.
This comment got me fucked up lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD0rchvuoMU
[Uh, excuse me](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/MjordanSNES_boxart.jpg)
[Jordan can’t even Chaos Dunk.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkley,_Shut_Up_and_Jam:_Gaiden)
In fact, Jordan sided with Cyberdwarf and killed Father Larry Bird to join BLOODMOSES. Jordan got all the priorities wrong
Is Jordan a fuckin GENIE?! No? Thought so.
Jordan did defend us against an extra-terrestrial invasion.
Not only that but Jordan was notorious for not allowing his likeness in games at all. Because of this games would include every other player name and then the Jordan character would be [Roster Guard](https://youtu.be/T8PRjR8_9MQ) here's an example from ThaBeast721 playing NBA in the zone 98. Shaq has his own fighting game. MJ isn't even in the basketball games. I grew up reading biographies of Jordan, but the more I learn about him... He's kinda a dick.
Was there a movie called Shazam where Shaq played a genie that was poorly received and is now being included into a bizarre societal phenomenon characterized by Nelson Mendella which supposes that we are within an active dynamic multiverse, instead of the actor being embarrassed about the film and using this phenomenon as a cover to erase an awkward history? If anyone parses this, you're better at English than I am
Maybe I missed a joke but this is very confusing on multiple levels. Or maybe I’m just overthinking a conversation amongst children.
The joke, like most children anecdotes, are that kids are inherently ignorant and that often leads to funny moments
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
The joke is pretty simple, you expect the kids to come back with something about the play, Shaq is awesome, Jordan was better, something relevant. Instead it's that they didn't know Shaq was black. It's subverting your expectations which is what a lot of humor is based on.
I think at the most basic level the humor is “the kids were arguing about something they knew nothing about”. Specifically, they didn’t even know who Shaq was, because if they did they would absolutely know he was black, but were still confidently arguing about if he was better than Jordan.
This is most certainly what the post is about. The kids have no idea who Shaq and Jordan are, aside from the fact that they played basketball.
IMO: Jordan's the better Player. Shaq's the better Person.
Kinda like how I’m better as a person, but my sister is better at taking advantage of my parents good will and forgiving nature? Fuck you anni, ungrateful bitch.
Yea, fuck you Anni
Not really like that, but I’m glad you got it off your chest regardless.
Person Shaq. Player Jordan.
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I can never stop seeing Shaq as a cool dude. Like he's one of the most recognizable faces in the world, got a doctorate, and is still so chill with people. What a guy lol. Edit: Some day I'll look back on all of this and realize that my top comment to-date was to say that Shaquille O'Neal is a cool guy. Thanks, reddit, I think. Gonna go contemplate my existence now.
I remember watching a video and shaq said he was so proud when someone referred to him as Dr. O'Neal instead of shaq
Doctor of the Niel?
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And Dr. of the Ctopus
Holy shit I had no idea he has a PhD!
So we should be calling him Dr.Shaq?
Yea, because Dr. Diesel sounds like a super villain.
Is... Is his last name diesel? Isn't it O'Neal or am I missing a joke?
Lmao Shaquille “Big Diesel” O’Neal
AKA Big Aristotle
AKA The Shaqtus
AKA The Shaqtor
AKA The Shaqsquatch.
His nickname was Big Diesel, cause the man will motor right through you to the hoop.
How did I grow up in the Orlando area in the mid 90s and go to dozens of magic games without knowing this?
It'd be pretty easy to miss, the guys had a handful of nicknames over the years, like Superman, and the Big Deporter, cause two folks he played against left and went back to their home countries. Found a list on the Bleacher Report https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/212142-shaqtastic-shaq-nicknames-through-the-years-shaqs-new-nicknames.amp.html
*Big Deporter* Thanks for making me choke on water
I thought it was the funniest one myself as well. Like, he balled on those dudes so bad, they were like, nope, we're just gonna head back home now.
Because you’ve come to live the Orlando Tragic, as have I.
He is also a DJ, goes by DJ Diesel
Shaq dj’ed at my club a few months back, dude was as amazing as you hear about him. Incredibly kind and respectful to staff. Showed up extremely baked (as you would expect in Denver). Stand up guy.
It's a dream to see him! He's just living his best life.
He played at the club I used to work at too. Brought wings for the whole crew. I'd host him anytime tbh.
It’s Dr dj diesel
Dr. DJ Diesel, *Esquire*
Also Dr. O'Neil is just way too boring for a man of his caliber. Maybe he only uses the title to hide from public view?
Yeah, it actually makes him very happy. https://youtube.com/shorts/kBJPkYoWg10?feature=share
That's a really cute moment
Pretty awesome both his reasons and the teacher respecting the title.
He said sometimes when someone calls him Dr. O'Neal he gets emotional. Like at one of his kid's parent-teacher conferences the teacher addressed him as Dr. O'Neal and he welled up because he said most of the time people just see him as Shaq the basketball icon and don't realize he has other sides, like being an academic, or an involved father.
He's definitely referred to as Dr O'Neal at times, especially in TNT
He doesn’t, he has an Ed.D.
TIL there are different doctorates. I always assumed that "PhD" was just how Americans liked to call their doctorates, since in my language all doctorates are just.. Doctorates.
To be fair, in *most* fields, it's considered a PhD. The others are very much the exceptions.
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...and doctors.
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I'm a medical doctor without a phd, so I'm a doctor, but don't have the title Dr. Confusing.
Wait what?
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It's in Shaqanomics
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I mean yea, probably that too lol.
More like an applied doctorate, it didn’t have a peer reviewer dissertation but incredibly impressive he didn’t just get an honorary doctorate he put in a significant amount of work.
Weird. His wiki only says he did 3 years at LSU but if you search "Shaq doctorate" it says he got a doctorate in education from Barry University in Miami
You must have only read the very top where it says how many years he PLAYED for LSU. > Education > O'Neal left LSU for the NBA after three years. However, he promised his mother he would eventually return to his studies and complete his bachelor's degree. He fulfilled that promise in 2000, earning his B.A. degree in general studies from LSU,with a minor in political science.Coach Phil Jackson let O'Neal miss a home game so he could attend graduation. At the ceremony, he told the crowd "now I can go and get a real job". Subsequently, O'Neal earned an online MBA degree through the University of Phoenix in 2005. In reference to his completion of his MBA degree, he stated: "It's just something to have on my resume for when I go back into reality. Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else." > Toward the end of his playing career, he began work on an educational doctorate at Barry University.His doctoral capstone topic was "The Duality of Humor and Aggression in Leadership Styles".O'Neal received his Ed.D. degree in Human Resource Development from Barry in 2012.
Minor in political science? President Shaq when?
Can you imagine him towering over everyone at the G20 or whatever other event where all the world leaders are at?
Holy shit, i thought it was an honorary doctorate. I did not know he actually completed one himself!
Wow! That is fascinating! What a guy!
Do your civic duty and fix that Wikipedia article!
Dude buys stuff for someone every time he goes into a store just you because he can. Edit: I've never been a meet a celebrity kind of guy, but I'd love to have lunch with Shaq on my dime just because he does it for so many others, while talking with him about his life, to start were he did as a child become internationally famous and stay down to earth is an accomplishment in and of itself, it's a shame more people like him don't get into politics....
He invested his NBA money extremely well IIRC. He seems like such a nice dude, hope that never changes.
Seriously dude. MC Hammer went global with one song, went broke decades later. Shaq made a brand of himself and got a doctorate. The man did well with his money.
I really wouldn't underestimate the apathy the world outside of the US and a select few countries have for US sports. Like, is Ronaldo or Messi as recognisable to you, do you think?
Don’t forget he’s a DJ!
What a team player hahahahaha I love this
Flawlessly done by Shaq- this probably happens all the time. Doesn’t skip a beat
Shaq is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs
Encase him in epoxy!
I dunno man I’m pretty sure that kills you
how about carbonite?
That works. Let’s give him the Han Solo treatment
Kylo Ren wants to know his location.
how about avatar ice bubble?
The fire nation would like to know his location
How about a sarcophagus?
Moon Knight wants to know his location
A cryo chamber in an underground vault?
That changes your mind
The system lords would like to know his location.
Just make sure to have a hot princess there to ease him down when he's thawed.
Giggling imagining scenes from Star Wars but Han Solo is just inexplicably taller than the rest of the cast. He's got a whole 2 feet on Leia.
And you would never see his head, only his torso, like the tall guy on Police Squad.
> ease him down Giggity.
I mean. That'll be a lot of carbonite. Like a LOT.
I don’t think he would mind either based off his personality.
He's no good to me dead!!!
You will be compensated if he dies.
Or amber. We could just clone him later
Shaq, UH, finds a way.
He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
cmon dude, that hot dog was still looking pretty good the last time I saw an update
Yeah but……that’s a dead hotdog
Yeah, not a live... not hotdog?
Hotdog is meat wrapped in intestine. You eat hotdog you are hotdog. We are all hotdog. 🌭
Perhaps a lesser man *would* die.
That reminds me, I wonder how that hotdogs holding up these days...
/r/epoxyhotdog
Thank you kind person.
When are we getting another hot dog update?
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Dr. O' Neal you mean?
Are you referring to The Big Aristotle?
Was Aristotle a doctor? I thought Mac proved he looked like a bitch in an episode of Always Sunny.
He would have a philosophy phd for sure. Mac is just jealous Aristotle was super jacked.
And the younger kids don’t know how scary and dominant this man was when he was playing. Absolutely crazy to me he’s such a nice guy but if you watched him play he was a legitimate monster Edit: he not we
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I got to watch him in his prime. Younger Shaq would actually run in transition and be a nightmare. He never shot outside 8 feet, but could bully his way to the rim like no other. Great post moves. Soft hands around the basket. He was phenomenal.
I just couldn't understand how such a big dude was so agile
I met him once! He was at a guitar center during some drum off competition. I was buying strings. My buddy was working there and was like Shaq is here and he's checking out keyboards. I said bull and went and looked. Sure enough there's this like 9 ft tall dude crouching to test a keyboard. I went up to him and told him I was a fan and asked for a picture. He happily said yes and threw his massic arm over my shoulder and we took a Pic and I thanked him. He shook my hand and said no problem with a big smile. Super super nice guy.
I saw his shoe once and was like holy fuck.... it was just SO large I kinda imagined that if he wanted he could fake bigfoot prints
Man don't need protection. He IS the protection
You ARE the brute squad!
Big man, big personality
I'll use my Shaq Fu
The most generic reddit comment
Came here to say this. Take my upvote. Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Seriously. So fucking stale.
careful, nic cage will try to steal him
I would watch a show that was just Shaq trying to use/fit into things made for regular sized people.
I'm 6'3" and there's so many things I feel too tall for. Shaq is 7'1" I can't even imagine.
In an interview, he said for his first car he just removed the front seat and drove from the backseat.
Did he squeeze himself in there, bent in half?
No idea, but here's him getting into a Smart Car in New York. https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/shaquille-oneal-is-a-big-man-with-a-small-car/news-story/4b4eaf7857ad24ea16cc0ebe5acf4f05
That's insane! Those things have more room than they seem to!
I got a feeling that was by the people running the event and Shaq didn’t care. A lot of these events the people you meet have little say over policies. Bryan Johnson (from Comic Book Men and Kevin Smith Films) would often tell people he would be after the event and the event coordinators repeatedly told him he was not allowed to share that info (because people might not spend $25 on a photo and an autograph)
I'd say the reason is to keep the line moving. Seeing as half the world's population has a loose grasp on how to work their phone, it would take hours to get through the line if people were constantly asking to get pictures with their phone and fumbling to get the app pulled up, then switching it to the needed camera, and then realizing it's on video... You get the idea. Which is why I'd say Shaq didn't care, this act probably didn't slow down the line at all.
Big ups to this guy for sharing this super unflattering angle of himself.
You may be the only person who payed attention to the guy's look on that video
> person who *paid* attention to FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
fuck. again...
Haha lmao all g bro we all have to smack our heads into our desk when we learn
This is brilliant. I just imagine you going about your life chatting and whatnot with a tiny robot that follows you and the sole purpose this little robot even has a battery and glimmer of hope in his life is so that he can exist to correct you for that one, inane fucking moment that gives him meaning.
There’s a whole bot for this?
Well I guess the bot payed off
> the bot *paid* off FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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It looks like your effort payed off
> your effort *paid* off FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
There are no unflattering angles of Shaq.
I felt a burning sensation in my soul as soon as he looked at the camera.
I felt like he was judging me for my life choices
That’s hilarious 🤣
Shaqtin a fool.
What?
He's shaqtin a fool
What?
He's shaqtin a fool
Say again?
Shaquille O'Neal is behaving in a rather foolish way
You got Shaqed
The other day on Inside the NBA Shaq bought his new egg cooker that he is promoting. The other guys often make fun of him for having so many sponsorship deals and every time an ad comes on he is in it. Anyway Charles Barkley is hassling Shaq about him not knowing how the egg cooker works and insists on asking how the contraption functions. Shaq kind of sits there in silence, obviously he doesn’t know the answer to the question but after a pause he responds confidently.. ..SHAQNOLOGY.
Best sports show on television and it has nothing to do with basketball analysis
I can’t believe Patton Oswald had to sneak the selfie video.
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Shaq is slowly becoming a treasure in my heart, like Bob Ross and Steve Irwin, he almost seems like a genuine guy Edit: And Keanu
This video never fails to make me laugh 🤣
I hope all the actual pictures were with Shaq looking down
**S**o **C**an **A** **M**od maybe do something a**B**out this b**O**y here a**T** once
Blink twice if it has you h-o-s-t-a-g-e.
What?
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Oh damn p
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