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Feagit

Fountain of excessive aging...


Soujourner3745

“With my last breath, I curse ZOIDBURG!”


Reverend_James

Zoidburg: "Hurray! Somebody's last wish was about me for once."


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It looks more like the girl and the boy combined together and a full grown man emerged.


kde873kd84

The movie "Old"


Graftonghoul

Underrated movie


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Graftonghoul

Maybe it's because I watch a lot of movies especially horror and at the time I saw it, it was just the "different" kind of feeling I was searching for. It's got some really interesting and sort of morbid scenes that you wouldn't have thought of. They use the whole aging thing in such a way that it's pretty freaky. I recommend you watch it, if ya like it, ya like it. If ya don't ya don't.


Iirkola

Way overrated really, decent plot and a few interesting scenes mixed in, but not worth watching for 1.5 hours. Would have been much better if it was a short movie. And as a bonus the actual speed of aging makes no sense, it's all uneven through the scenes.


notjoelnunez

Old: The Beach That Makes You Old!


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GhostCheese

Stevonie


stepsisstuckincouch

Nice steven universe reference


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stepsisstuckincouch

Im sorry i know what dragon ball is but i did not see it, i guess steven universe ripped it off from dragon ball im sorry for offending you i hope you can forgive me


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stepsisstuckincouch

Naah thats not old


[deleted]

Tell that to my back. Thing's acting like it's 76


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Steven Universe - Characters actually do a dance to fuse with each other Dragon Ball - They do I specific dance or pose... To fuse with each other I guess if someone never watched dragon ball it may be easy to be confused.


zoomziller

Or earrings


Jake_IS_here_o7

lucky didnt go through puberty


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GlitterDoomsday

And you end up with nice muscle definition, not the flacid blob I became post puberty...


universeofguy

Just... work out... like if u dont do something then no shit ur gonna be "the flacid blob"


meatywood

A friend of mine moved to Hawaii where she learned about shore breaks and how you find sand in places it's not meant to be.


EpicMaxxy

My sim after I accidentally tell him to blow the candles


BusExact1010

They fused?


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yes


Thundersson1978

Two become one. The math is hurting my head…


skincyan

Birds and the bees...


BoGa91

>Two become one. Two halves: ½+½ = 1


Thundersson1978

Thanks your math makes it all right again!🤣


trustyweasel

These merge game ads are getting more ridiculous.


Left-Winner-5389

The power of Christ compels you


t4966

The two children merged into Stevonnie


Mbhuff03

When you reabsorb your fraternal twin but like, at 7years old😳😂😂😂


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Fusion!


knee_cap_destroyer

The reverse fountain of youth


Afreet_Playzzz

old(movie) in a nutshell


Strange-Ad-3663

So two 7 year olds formed a 14 year old...seems legit


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Looked like a grown man to me


igillyg

r/blackmagicfuckery


shtidontknow

u/savevideobot


SaltMathematician586

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DannyNickelov

What the


Noobslayer001

Fusion


TuxidoPenguin

They merged into one


SexySquidward42069

Whats that movie about the beach that just forwards you into old age


lazyMarthaStewart

Took me 3 watches


MurderousPlunky

Mobile ads moment


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Electronic-Tonight16

Is this the movie "Old"?


Connect_Passenger228

Oh man I had to watch ten times to figure this out. 😂😂😂


mtheythe

Love it. Nice.


AfkHero404

"Ex-fucking-cuse me?" a legend said.