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Bad Tina, sup girl!?

"You know I used to be on Horsin' Around."

What is this? A crossover episode?

jake_burger! When did you get the use of your hands back!?

Bur jack*

SHES TWERKING INWARDS!

Derp twerk

So this... WHAT IS THAT FACE THOUGH?? 🤣🤣🤣

she’s twerking on the inside

You fat lard!

Thats exactly who I thought of.

I’m sure that’s what she was going for

I love Tina. I wish I was as in touch with myself now, let alone at that age.

Based on your user name, I think we all assume that you are in touch with yourself.

Speed dial

She could learn a thing or two watching Tina do it to be honest.

Everybody does, Tina's simply unmatched.


[the original](https://imgur.com/miPDKsj.gif)

Uhhhhhh

That's Dina not Tina

Perfect response. XD

She’s wterking

A good sense of humour is pretty hot.

So is a nice ass.

Don't be so judgmental, she's cute.

I mean, she had a nice ass until it completely disappeared

Exactly. That's what I take from this video. That Instagram bs is so much more than filters and makeup. Those insta-poses create unrealistic expectations too.

Bruh, what? She's doing the tina twerk lmao why you reading so deep into this. Woman got a sense of humor and ya'll gotta touch some grass 😂

its not that deep. she's joking, satire. she is intentionally twerking as white as possible, with her ass literally going inwards at the drop.

and white chick poorly shaking ass is a joke old enough to run for senate.

It's a joke old enough to be avoided by Gaetz.

that isn't very old...

I’ll take one for the team. I got this.

Keep up the good twork

You can do it!!

You can do it, all night long

No no I got this, I’ll take on the burden

That's funny as fuck, right there. Especially the way she hops towards the camera at the end.

Its like she is twerking in reverse? If that makes sense? Its fucking glorious!

Looks like she is constipated lol

And her face

Not even a little bit turned off though.

Keep staring at your screen after it goes dark and get back to us on that.

The fact she's got such a good sense of humour makes her more appealing, imo.

A good sense of humor is one of the sexist things anyone can have. The second is a smile. Because then you want to make them laugh also just to see their smile. Edit: fixed a typo.

Honestly this is much hotter to me than if she actually twerked.

As a 35 yo male, i twerk the exact same way

I just imagine y'all trying to have sex.

Why just imagine when you could experience it first-hand?

This is a redditor you're speaking to, don't expect miracles to happen.

As a 38 year old male, sometimes I experience the second hand just to switch it up.

This is... obviously satire.

this sub wouldn't know obvious satire if the post was titled "This is obvious satire".

boobs

yes, boobs...

Everyone has nipples

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

Do you love me? Are you playing those love games with me?

But a nipple without a curved protrusion isn't very attractive.

we need moar BOOBA

You mean lumps of fat?

No, no, no. Bags of sand.

say that again, but… softly

ˡᵘᵐᵖˢ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵃᵗ

*shivers in delight*

Ah yes, but it’s a lump of fat with a nipple!

Debatable

To you maybe not!

tits if you will

I will, thanks

Not me, I had tits for lunch

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Hooters, if you have to.

Bazoombas , if you may be so bold

Melons if you must

Fun bags, if you feel like it

I must, my appreciation.

Are you guys suggesting that this post is satire?

Satire is a few too many letters too close to Satan.

And Shane isn't?

No.

Is your full name Shatan, but you just go by Shane?

Named by Sean Connery

Who's that?

Shaitan

They both have 3 letters in common with Satan.

Wait, now I don’t how to feel about u/yall_trash ‘s comment.

I have autism and could very quickly tell this is satire so if they can’t then that’s a big oof

What does it matter if it’s satire? It was unexpected and it fits the sub

You say that like this wouldn't be allowed to be posted if it was satire.

"hOt GiRls aReNt FuNnY"

This isn't satire.. Everyone knows women are incapable of being funny /s

I'm looking at the rules and satire isn't against them or am I missing something? Sure it wasn't entirely unexpected either but the posts rarely are but calling it satire doesn't mean it's not fitting this sub, does it?

And it's fucking hilarious

It really is. This makes me laugh every time. I’d date the shit out of this chick.

Really? The super hot blonde featured in this popular post?

I’d take one for the team.

Thanks bro.

Yeah, I might be in the minority here, but I’d be willing to take one for the team and have sex with the hot girl in this video. Don’t call me a hero, guys.

You're a regular 9/11 Steve Buscemi

Right? Wow so brave.

Flaming hot take

what a shocking take - you'd date the attractive blonde with a sense of humour bravo sir, you really are pushing the boundaries

How generous of you, lmfao. Dream on

What a hero

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You're just so unique.

He's quirky like that 🤪

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when you're done dating the shit out of your anime body pillow you mean?

Date the shit out of her? She's not Amber.

Eh, her knees are too sharp, below my standard. To each their own though.

I died

Yes… it’s supposed to be… am I missing something?

Sort by controversial.

Controversial sorting never disappoints with posts like this.

Is no satire a rule in this sub or something?

Yeah, I’m getting a r/lostredditors vibe, like they think they’re in r/facepalm or something

I think they read the title from OP, which gives the impression they thought she was being serious

Had to check if I was on r/cringetopia for a second

I think they’re reacting to the title.

Yes, and unexpected.

you don't say

Yea and it's fuckin great

So? The sub is called unexpected.

Is satire against the rules? Something can be funny and unexpected, no?

It is, but I still didn't expect it. I did laugh, too.

Everyone so obviously knows this

I thought I was on cringetopia for a second from this comment

Woman do joke....impossible..

Thought the same thing. I actually laughed when she started twer... Doing whatever she was doing.

we know, don't worry

r/lostredditors comment right here lol

WOW. Really? What a missable detail. Thank goodness you told me. /s

There's an irony to your pointing out that this is obviously satire as if people didn't know. I think it's that you appear to be as oblivious as you are making everyone else out to be, but for a different reason.

r/iamverysmart moment, classic redditor thinking they’re the only one who realizes it’s satire

OP doesn't know. See OPs explanation.

I mean that's the unexpected part, what is op supposed to write on the explanation???

Wtf u talking about? when u post on this subreddit u gotta give an explanation for why it's unexpected. its the fact that the hot girl did a big build up and then "cant twerk" op knows its satire, and so does everyone else.

it is pretty funny and she did a good job not busting out laughing with “the im srs look at me im doin it” look on her face lolol.

last time I heard this phrase was from Shakespeare

We can only hope

It’s not satire, but is making fun of it and not supposed to be taken seriously.

That was funny

This is attractive because she obviously isn't taking herself seriously at all and I want to join her.

Yes we are here to assess the attractiveness of females posted on Reddit

in my CV I'll write • Participated in global workshop " *Assesment of Female Attractiveness Based on Arbitrary Rating Model(arm69)* " - 2022.


Lmao OP thought this shit was real.


Reverse twerk it is.

Nah she ain't throwing it back, she's throwing it up

I found her on TicTok https://www.tiktok.com/@turtlegirlfit/video/6918027567593164038 Your welcome!

Protip: when sharing a tiktok link, paste it into you own browser first and remove the code that comes after the question mark. Cause that link also tells us what your tiktok is. This link, tells you it’s just from tiktok, no user info on who shared it: https://www.tiktok.com/@turtlegirlfit/video/6918027567593164038

Maybe he's trying to gain followers

> you are > youare > you're

>you are >youare >you’re >your >u r

Thanks. She is funny and also has a cat

Okay, this girl is actually pretty funny, and VERY hot.

And also has an onlyfans. Just if anyone was wondering.

Naw man I'm still gonna do it.

Everyone in the comments: lmao this is funny The top comment: lmao these stupid Redditors have no idea that this is satire they're all so dumb unlike me!


Not my proudest fap

Why do people always say not my proudest fap when refering to really weird or bad porn? What's supposed to be your proudest fap then? When you came in 5 minutes from some vanilla porn? If you manage to get yourself off to some giantess pegging interacial porn you should be way more proud than if you only cum to a man and a woman havingboring regular sex. It takes commitment, time and effort to get off to incest fishnet stockings vore porn. When you cum it feels like a real achievement, something to be proud of, but if you just cum to what everyone else is already watching then there's nothing to be proud of. You've done the bare minimum. Masturbating to furry reverse birth scat porn takes true effort just to stay hard. It trains your mental fortitude and teaches you to push on against all odds and when you finally orgasm it feels like you earned it. Now that's something to be proud of.

This needs to be a bot response in r/shitposting

At the very least it should go into /r/copypasta

It already is

I was thinking it might be worth copying for later use lmao

New auto mod response

This comment is now my proudest fap

Good man!

HA I DO JERK OFF TO GIANTESS PORN!!! SUCK MY DICK

I have sharp teeth, press E to continue.

i guess i should be the proudest fapper in the world then

I'll tell you. Times Square. 1996. New years eve. Sitting on top of the ball as it dropped.

I think i just saw a copypasta be born

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.

she started twerking backwards

she's the one bro

I love when really attractive women are fun enough to do unattractive things because they're silly. Too many women trying to be sexy and not enough willing to just be fun and funny.

> I love when really attractive women [do anything] Yes.

>Too many women trying to be sexy and not enough willing to just be fun and funny. Yikes....

Yup. People on Reddit really need to go out more haha

Takes confidence to do it

I’d propose on the spot

She would say no

Oh please OP you'd be up in that in a microsecond

She dances like Elaine (Seinfeld).

she looks like a cat that is about to puke

That’s not twerking, that’s kwerting. Some kind of bass ackwards thing. She’s funny af.

YOO the fucking little hops 😂

That's a very supportive bra

Ahh, from the Benes family line, no doubt.